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This bolsters my thought that the French have no honor

DesignatedMarksman
03-06-2006, 02:35
Atleast some of them....Bastards, that's all I can say. Not to mention the illegal theft of works by a Pro-US journalist, Michael yon....grrr...

http://www.michaelyon-online.com/wp/dishonor.htm

Dishonor
A major new magazine has been launched in the US and Canada by one of the worlds largest magazine publishing empires. HFM is a French company that also publishes such well known periodicals as: American Photo, Boating, Car and Driver, Cycle World, ELLE, ELLE Decor, ELLEgirl, Flying, For Me, Home, Metropolitan Home, Popular Photography & Imaging, Premiere, Road & Track, Road & Track Road Gear, Road & Track Speed, Sound & Vision, Woman’s Day and Woman’s Day Special Interest Publications. Their latest magazine is called SHOCK. In the widely distributed press release announcing its upcoming debut, Mike Hammer, editor-in-chief, coined it as “the Life Magazine for the new millennium.”

The people behind this magazine know well the draw of powerful images; they are banking on that power. Hammer has been quoted in numerous publications and websites saying:

“Shock elicits a strong emotional response from consumers when they see these photos and read the stories behind them. Shock is filling a void for today’s consumer whose visual appetite has grown but has not been effectively served by other media properties. Shock provides a dazzling visual feast with attitude.”

They are certainly filling voids with a lot of something, but there is little dazzling about how SHOCK used one of my most important photographs, without my knowledge or consent, as the centerpiece of the first course of that “visual feast with attitude.” The most prominent image on the cover is my photograph of Major Mark Bieger cradling a young Iraqi girl Farah, who was mortally wounded in an insurgent car bomb attack that brutally targeted a group of children who had run out to greet the soldiers on patrol. But smeared across the photograph was the sensational headline claiming:


WAR IS STILL HELL! Jarring Proof that Iraq is the new Vietnam.
The actual article connected to the cover is nothing more than a re-issuing of photographs from both wars, paired in sets that are supposed to “prove” how alike these conflicts are, and using my work might insinuate that this is my opinion.

The circumstances captured in that image, including the key fact that I had taken the photograph, were easily ascertainable. In fact, I don’t know how any professional photo agency or magazine could reasonably claim to not know that it was my photograph, that it was taken immediately after an insurgent car bomber attacked the children, and that I had just emerged from a protracted dispute with the Army in order to protect the copyright. The reason I assert that the team behind SHOCK knew all this and still acted with clear intent is found on the inside cover of the issue.

There, along with the Table of Contents, is a photograph of me, holding a framed copy of the photograph in question. That photograph was taken to accompany an article by Mitch Stacey for the Associated Press. The caption reads:

Picture This: Amateur photographer Michael Yon captured history when he snagged our cover shot while reporting on the war for his blog. Could you be our next cover photographer? Send pics!

And with that caption, no wonder some readers were angry with me. SHOCK implies that I supplied the photo and that I am somehow affiliated with that magazine. But HFM clearly did know that I was the photographer. When confronted, they claimed to have gotten the photo “legally” from a photo agency, Polaris Images, but I have no relationship with Polaris Images and never authorized them to distribute my work.

When we confronted Polaris Images, they at first claimed they might have been given permission to sell the photograph by the wife of the soldier pictured in it. But the Major’s wife has a habit of saving emails that put an end to that nonsense. In the end, it doesn’t really matter outside of the courtroom who learned about it and when they were so enlightened, because once they did learn, the clock started ticking on their obligation to rectify the situation.

That’s why when I learned of this blatant infringement of my copyright on that photograph, I issued an immediate statement clarifying that I had not given anyone authorization for this use, and never would have allowed an image which I’ve called ‘sacred to me’ to be used in a flagrant attempt to profit from discrediting and demonizing American soldiers. What outraged me the most is how the timing of this launch coincided with the Memorial Day weekend, putting 300,000 copies of a slick attack on the very same soldiers Americans were honoring across the country. I am so disgusted with what they did with that image, which to me symbolizes the true nature of our military, that I demanded the publisher take it off the shelves.

HFM not only refused, they intimated in writing that they may have a claim against me for defamation based on the complaints they received from third parties about their unauthorized use of my photo. My attorney, John Mason, began taking the necessary legal steps in this fight, and for the first few days of the dispute, I remained silent apart from the one statement published on my website, out of respect for the process of law.

But my good faith was met with alternating doses of painfully lame excuses and a failure to reasonably negotiate. Armchair lawyers and media critics have entered the fray, and everyone seems to have a wry angle on the truth. But this dispute is about more than the law. It’s about more than money. And the time has come for me to speak out directly on what has transpired.

Like most illegal usages, this only came to my attention after readers found it. Once I began trying to clear my name, several bloggers wrote about it and published contact information to the publisher, who began getting a flood of complaints. That’s when the publisher turned around and threatened me, in writing, with a defamation lawsuit. That’s no misprint: they took my property, used it a vulgar way, further dishonored our military and our country by timing their inaugural launch to Memorial Day weekend, and then, when some patriotic bloggers dared to call them to complain about it, they threatened me. People who go into business deliberately seeking to offend and insult others should probably get used to complaints.

Granted, there is usually something shocking in most instances of bad taste, and in that sense the new magazine SHOCK is well titled. How else to describe a publication that promises its readers glimpses of rectal exams and decaying corpses? If SHOCK stuck to the gross-out material, it’s doubtful it would ever garner mention outside of a small circle of media watch groups and 12 year-old boys. But if the publication really is about pushing the visual image envelope, why then launch with a politically charged cover story that alleges “shocking proof” of similarities between the wars in Vietnam and Iraq but inside only pairs sets of photos from each war that are somewhat related in content or composition? The only thing shocking is its lameness, and the only thing it proves is how low a French mega-media publishing conglomerate, Hachette Filipacchi Media, will stoop in order to squeeze two bucks out of its sneering mockery of others.

Mike Hammer, SHOCK’s editor-in-chief, was on CNN the other day, relishing his role as “a thing of low brow beauty,” as he bragged to correspondent Jeanie Moos that “We find images that most magazines shy away from.” Oh really? Then why launch with a cover photograph that ran on the front page of more than 50 US newspapers, was the Time Magazine online Viewer’s Choice Photo of the Year image, was selected by MSNBC for its 2005 Year in Photographs feature and that was submitted for a Pulitzer?

The answer is probably found in the shockingly few advertisements adorning its pages.

When the Wall Street Journal reported on the impending launch of SHOCK, their analysis centered on viability. New magazines, like new restaurants, are among the riskiest business ventures, and according to Wall Street Journal, SHOCK is at greater risk than most:

“The Outlook: Gross-out photos aren’t for everyone, so the magazine includes a few snaps of celebrities, including one of Jessica Simpson making an obscene gesture. The magazine should attract some of the same readers as lad mags Maxim and FHM, but it will likely have limited appeal to advertisers.”

Turns out that was spot on, as Daryl Lang noted in his article “Gross-Out Magazine Shock Comes To The U.S” For PDNONLINE:

“This issue has just five advertisements, for JVC, Bowflex, Girls Gone Wild, a cell phone service and a film school.”

SHOCK’s future depends on counter sales. I hope the number of people who will pay about two bucks for the “opportunity” to look at a two-page close-up of a pile of bloody chicken heads is not enough to support a magazine with a print run of 300,000 copies. Especially when there is a surplus of television programs (think MTV’s Jack-Ass) and “gotcha” websites (like rotten.com) that supply more than enough sophomoric schadenfraude for even the most jaded middle-schooler. And they are all free.

The magazine can’t succeed unless the publisher gets it on a lot of store shelves and it somehow stands out and apart from all the other covers vying for the consumers’ attentions.

Not with my photo, they won’t.

My attorney is contacting all of the companies listed as distributors for SCHOCK informing them of our intent to pursue anyone who has a part in this sleazy backhanded exploitation of a true American hero.

As this fight proceeds, it is important to explain why I have decided to file suit against HFM, Polaris Images, and anyone else who profits from the unauthorized distribution. It is also important to note that I have never sued anyone in my life. We tried to negotiate a settlement, but I insist that taking the magazines off the shelves has to be part of any agreement. They have refused. There has been a lot of spinning and bobbing and weaving, like this morning, when Samantha Melamed reported in MediaLife:

Shock has already yanked the image from its web site, where it had been posted as part of the cover montage and slugged “War Is Still Hell! Jarring proof that Iraq is the new Vietnam.”

Hachette senior vice president for corporate communications Anne Janas says that the company had pulled the photo from the site as “a show of good faith,” swapping out the controversial cover with an alternate cover that had been prepared prior to the launch.

What Janas didn’t say was that at the same time they were showing that “good faith” on the website, they were also plastering Los Angeles with posters of the magazine with the original cover intact.

Photo credit: Michael B.
This was a major magazine launch with a print-run of 300,000. The editor was recently on CNN’s Paula Zahn getting free press. My only concern with making this bigger is in giving them free publicity. But HFM is already getting plenty of press and they refuse to come to a reasonable settlement in connection with their unauthorized use. I will not back down.

I can’t stop SHOCK, but the people who shop in the retail outlets that will profit from SHOCK and who subscribe to magazines published by HFM can impact HFM’s future business decisions. Similarly, those companies who use Polaris Images should be wary.

HFM is in the media mega-heavyweight class, and they have dishonored our veterans and our nation, and they did so on Memorial Day weekend. Despite the deception tactics and the outright threats, they will not quiet me. Some of these same distributors have pulled magazines from their shelves that contained cartoons that mocked Muslims and incited riots around the world. Some have pulled magazines from their shelves that displayed salacious images on the cover promoting values the stores were not comfortable sharing. It will be interesting to see how many pull this magazine from their shelves on the principles at stake in this case. I’m betting that retailers will be more sensitive to opinions of their customers, and I’m betting that most Americans would agree that this latest French swipe at our soldiers is one slap too many.
Europa Maxima
03-06-2006, 02:35
Yay, more French hating crap! :rolleyes: So, what's new?
Ultraextreme Sanity
03-06-2006, 02:38
well I cant say I am a francophile......:D

but its just as wrong saying the " French "are all , "worthless bastards" as it is saying all Americans are "War mongering child killers " .


Dont you think ?
Europa Maxima
03-06-2006, 02:39
well I cant say I am a francophile......:D

but its just as wrong saying the " French "are all , "worthless bastards" as it is saying all Americans are "War mongering child killers " .


Dont you think ?
Nah, French bashing is so deeply entrenched in their culture they don't even think when they do it; it's purely reflexive.
DesignatedMarksman
03-06-2006, 02:39
Yay, more French hating crap! :rolleyes: So, what's new?

It's not as if they DIDN'T deserve it, can't say they are innocent in this round of french bashing.
Europa Maxima
03-06-2006, 02:39
It's not as if they DIDN'T deserve it, can't say they are innocent in this round of french bashing.
Can't say your thread title is very neutral either though.
Righteous Munchee-Love
03-06-2006, 02:40
*hands bigger brush*
DesignatedMarksman
03-06-2006, 02:42
well I cant say I am a francophile......:D

but its just as wrong saying the " French "are all , "worthless bastards" as it is saying all Americans are "War mongering child killers " .


Dont you think ?

I didn't say ALL French were bad smelling frog eating worthless bastards, some. Remember Lafeyette....Lafeyette=GOOD Frenchman.
Dissonant Cognition
03-06-2006, 02:42
It's not as if they DIDN'T deserve it, can't say they are innocent in this round of french bashing.

Who exactly is "they?" More specifically, how does the behavior of one person or one company reflect the opinions or behavior of an entire state/society? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guilt_by_association)
Skinny87
03-06-2006, 02:43
*hands bigger brush*

I don't think that's big enouhg old chap.
Europa Maxima
03-06-2006, 02:44
I didn't say ALL French were bad smelling frog eating worthless bastards, some. Remember Lafeyette....Lafeyette=GOOD Frenchman.
...to some he is. ;)
DesignatedMarksman
03-06-2006, 02:44
Can't say your thread title is very neutral either though.

True true....

Fixed
DesignatedMarksman
03-06-2006, 02:45
Who exactly is "they?" More specifically, how does the behavior of one person or one company reflect the opinions or behavior of an entire state/society? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guilt_by_association)


Too lazy to type it out so I use 'they'....

With exceptions for Good Frenchmen, of course.
DesignatedMarksman
03-06-2006, 02:46
...to some he is. ;)

Ahh yeah, Forgot. Cornwallis :D
Bottle
03-06-2006, 02:48
Ooh, I know how to play this game!

The French are all a bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkies! Polish people are comically inept at changing lightbulbs! Russians drink too much and wear furry caps! Mexicans smell bad and are lazy! Black people eat watermelon and talk jive!
Europa Maxima
03-06-2006, 02:49
Ooh, I know how to play this game!

The French are all a bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkies! Polish people are comically inept at changing lightbulbs! Russians drink too much and wear furry caps! Mexicans smell bad and are lazy! Black people eat watermelon and talk jive!
Well, you'd be surprised how many of them do. :p
Pride and Prejudice
03-06-2006, 02:50
*rolls eyes and starts the kettlecorn*

I'll admit that that's a bit much to do, but that's a single magazine. Probably a single person's decision. It's like saying that the Americans have no honor because <insert person here> did <insert act here> and it was visible. Seriously.
Neo Kervoskia
03-06-2006, 02:51
Fucking French. They eat frogs with cheese and uh..babies. Fuck 'em! America, bitches!
Ultraextreme Sanity
03-06-2006, 02:51
Think pennicillin and french women and have a nice glass of wine and some cheese....dont shave or bathe for a while and start to worship Jerry Lewis...


have you done that ? if not how can you judge ????????:D :D :D


really now...every one has there own assholes...after all if it wasnt for them how would you ...ummm... get rid of the waste ?


the world needs assholes or we would all be constipated...my new theory .


And BTW ...thank your lucky stars the French were around when we needed help to throw out the Brits....or I would most likely be drinking tea right now and swearing to the Queen . And I do not mean Elton John .
Bottle
03-06-2006, 02:53
Fucking French. They eat frogs with cheese and uh..babies. Fuck 'em! America, bitches!
Oh, I feel a sing-along coming on...everybody together now...

"America...
America...

America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the motherfucking day yeah!
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah!

Terrorist your game is through,
'cause now you have to answer to...

America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,

it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Demarcates, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)"
DesignatedMarksman
03-06-2006, 02:54
Ooh, I know how to play this game!

The French are all a bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkies! Polish people are comically inept at changing lightbulbs! Russians drink too much and wear furry caps! Mexicans smell bad and are lazy! Black people eat watermelon and talk jive!


Only the first is true, with the exception of Lafeyette...

:D
Not bad
03-06-2006, 02:56
The French as a people are no more guilty of this than United States citizens as a people are guilty of a plethora of things they are blamed for here. Just because one side does it doesnt mean it is right for the other side to do it. It isnt right for any side to do it. Obviously this sort of thing wont stop here in the near future. But if nobody ever quietly talks sensibly rather than loudly and angrily it will never get better either.
Neo Kervoskia
03-06-2006, 02:56
Only the first is true, with the exception of Lafeyette...

:D
I guess if you like 200 year-old French generals giving you fellatio. To each his own.
Gravlen
03-06-2006, 02:58
*hands bigger brush*
My God! :eek:

That's the second biggest brush I've ever seen!
Pride and Prejudice
03-06-2006, 02:59
Oh, I feel a sing-along coming on...everybody together now...

Yes! Good song! *sings and eats kettlecorn*
Ultraextreme Sanity
03-06-2006, 02:59
well russians do drink a bunch...they live in Russia after all...and I think its the Polish who have trouble with the lightbulbs....so if thats all true ...then What about the Limeys ???????


Huh How come they get away with stuff ???

And is that why my Italian rifle is really worth money...? Is it because it was never fired and only dropped once ????


someone tell me its not a lie ...I paid good money !!!!!!
Fass
03-06-2006, 03:01
They "stole" his image, the OP "stole" his writing. Pot, meet kettle.

Anyway, as if the magazine needed to dishonour the US military. It does so very nicely itself.
Genaia3
03-06-2006, 03:04
Great quote from Charles De Gaulle:

How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese?
Bottle
03-06-2006, 03:05
well russians do drink a bunch...they live in Russia after all...and I think its the Polish who have trouble with the lightbulbs....so if thats all true ...then What about the Limeys ???????

What about the Limeys, you ask?

The English
(Flanders & Swan)

The rottenest bits of these islands of ours
We've left in the hands of three unfriendly powers
Examine the Irishman, Welshman or Scot
You'll find he's a stinker as likely as not

The English the English the English are best
I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest

The Scotsman is mean as we're all well aware
He's boney and blotchy and covered with hair
He eats salty porridge, he works all the day
And hasn't got bishops to show him the way

The English the English the English are best
I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest

The Irishman now our contempt is beneath
He sleeps in his boots and he lies through his teeth
He blows up policemen or so I have heard
And blames it on Cromwell and William the Third

The English are moral the English are good
And clever and modest and misunderstood

The Welshman's dishonest, he cheats when he can
He's little and dark more like monkey than man
He works underground with a lamp on his hat
And sings far too loud, far too often and flat

The English the English the English are best
I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest

And crossing the channel one cannot say much
For the French or the Spanish, the Danish or Dutch
The Germans are German, the Russians are red
And the Greeks and Italians eat garlic in bed

The English are noble, the English are nice
And worth any other at double the price

And all the world over each nation's the same
They've simply no notion of playing the game
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they've won
And they practice before hand which spoils all the fun

The English the English the English are best
I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest

It's not that they're wicked or naturally bad
It's just that they're foreign that makes them so mad
The English are all that a nation should be
And the pride of the English are Chipper and me

The English the English the English are best
I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest
Neo Kervoskia
03-06-2006, 03:06
They "stole" his image, the OP "stole" his writing. Pot, meet kettle.

Anyway, as if the magazine needed to dishonour the US military. It does so very nicely itself.
I love your wit. Please have my babies.
Europa Maxima
03-06-2006, 03:06
*snip*
Awesome. :p
Ultraextreme Sanity
03-06-2006, 03:08
The French as a people are no more guilty of this than United States citizens as a people are guilty of a plethora of things they are blamed for here. Just because one side does it doesnt mean it is right for the other side to do it. It isnt right for any side to do it. Obviously this sort of thing wont stop here in the near future. But if nobody ever quietly talks sensibly rather than loudly and angrily it will never get better either.



dude or ...whatever...you are not at the right forum....look around..



no one ever makes much sense so go away ...or start mongering...its not hard once you learn how...


********monger****monger***liberal***monger****French***monger ***monger*** war pig**** monger***Bush devil bastard **** monger ***Monger ****

Lets all sing........MONGER....monger ....hell yeah !!!!!!!!!

hate the bush monster .............oh baby ..yeahhhhhhhhh


American baby killer ...OHHHHHHHHHHHH baby baby ,,,,,hell yeahhhhhh


French stinky pits .....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew yeah..* cough ** cough****

Russian Diunks....99 bottles of Wadka on the wall....oops no wall...98 bottles of wadka ...

Pass it down and hand it around ...97 bottles of ...its a MEXICAN get him....
Neo Kervoskia
03-06-2006, 03:09
^What the fuck?
Gravlen
03-06-2006, 03:09
I love your wit. Please have my babies.
Why don't you want them anymore? :(

:p
Neo Kervoskia
03-06-2006, 03:09
Why don't you want them anymore? :(

:p
They're noisy and shit everywhere.
Pride and Prejudice
03-06-2006, 03:11
They "stole" his image, the OP "stole" his writing. Pot, meet kettle.

Anyway, as if the magazine needed to dishonour the US military. It does so very nicely itself.

:D I appreciate the second part so very much....
Ultraextreme Sanity
03-06-2006, 03:13
I love your wit. Please have my babies.


So fass you think your " up " for that ??????????:D
DesignatedMarksman
03-06-2006, 03:19
Oh, I feel a sing-along coming on...everybody together now...

"America...
America...

America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the motherfucking day yeah!
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah!

Terrorist your game is through,
'cause now you have to answer to...

America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,

it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Demarcates, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)"


One of the most vilest songs I have ever heard, yet one of the most patriotic of this decade.


Think pennicillin and french women and have a nice glass of wine and some cheese....dont shave or bathe for a while and start to worship Jerry Lewis...


have you done that ? if not how can you judge ????????:D :D :D


really now...every one has there own assholes...after all if it wasnt for them how would you ...ummm... get rid of the waste ?


the world needs assholes or we would all be constipated...my new theory .


And BTW ...thank your lucky stars the French were around when we needed help to throw out the Brits....or I would most likely be drinking tea right now and swearing to the Queen . And I do not mean Elton John .

Lafeyette's already been given the coveted ARFCOM award for Greatest Frenchman. It's NOT all Frenchman that are bad...just a lot...
Pride and Prejudice
03-06-2006, 03:22
It's NOT all Frenchman that are bad...just a lot...

Have you ever been to France? I may have had issues with the food, but the people were awesome. If you want to say internationally visible Frenchmen, I'd be fine with that....

Oh, and I didn't have issues with all the food. The vanilla icecream rocked!!! American "French Vanilla" just doesn't come close... :D
Europa Maxima
03-06-2006, 03:27
Have you ever been to France? I may have had issues with the food, but the people were awesome. If you want to say internationally visible Frenchmen, I'd be fine with that....

Oh, and I didn't have issues with all the food. The vanilla icecream rocked!!! American "French Vanilla" just doesn't come close... :D
French food is divine. I love the country and its culture; as for the people, that depends on who it is.
Gauthier
03-06-2006, 03:32
Oh, I feel a sing-along coming on...everybody together now...

"America...
America...

America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the motherfucking day yeah!
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah!

Terrorist your game is through,
'cause now you have to answer to...

America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,

it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Demarcates, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)"

I'm surprised the Moral Majority haven't tried to replace the Star Spangled Banner with this as the new National Anthem. Honest.
Ultraextreme Sanity
03-06-2006, 03:36
I'm surprised the Moral Majority haven't tried to replace the Star Spangled Banner with this as the new National Anthem. Honest.


If they do I will save money on targets . I think they would make great "Reactive " targets as it is .

Honest .
Soviestan
03-06-2006, 03:43
The French have tremendous honor. Just because they dont go along with pointless wars sold by spineless cowards, doesnt make them unhonorable, it makes them smart. The OP fails in his blind nationalism. Oh yeah, America, Fuck yeah!(just figured Id join in:p )
Not bad
03-06-2006, 03:46
dude or ...whatever...you are not at the right forum....look around..



no one ever makes much sense so go away ...or start mongering...its not hard once you learn how...


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OK... um.... East Mohivans are all scratched up on Mondays because they try using silverware at Sunday dinner. They are all criminals or idiots and are the curse of modren times. They take drugs and burgle houses to get more drugs. east Mohivans are used for scientific experiments because they breed faster than rats and scientists dont get emotionally attatched to them. They are using up all the money on the welfare dole sitting on their asses watching Jerry Springer translated into East Mohivanese on televisions that we payed for. Democracy is the worst possible form of government except for the East Mohivan form. They kill and eat babies if they cant smell that the baby is their own. The wrap bacon in grape leaves and eat it raw. The East Mohivans are the missing links that nobody wants to find.


Better?
Pride and Prejudice
03-06-2006, 03:48
OK... um.... East Mohivans are all scratched up on Mondays because they try using silverware at Sunday dinner. They are all criminals or idiots and are the curse of modren times. They take drugs and burgle houses to get more drugs. east Mohivans are used for scientific experiments because they breed faster than rats and scientists dont get emotionally attatched to them. They are using up all the money on the welfare dole sitting on their asses watching Jerry Springer translated into East Mohivanese on televisions that we payed for. Democracy is the worst possible form of government except for the East Mohivan form. They kill and eat babies if they cant smell that the baby is their own. The wrap bacon in grape leaves and eat it raw. The East Mohivans are the missing links that nobody wants to find.


Better?

Is it a bad thing if I don't know where East Mohiva is?
Not bad
03-06-2006, 03:50
Is it a bad thing if I don't know where East Mohiva is?

No. Im bad at geography myself. Its Northeast of Mohiva I think.
Ultraextreme Sanity
03-06-2006, 03:53
Is it a bad thing if I don't know where East Mohiva is?


Polls show that you must be an american ! after all its georaphy ! who cares we will own it soon anyway !!


congratulations ...!!! Time to join the military and invade some oil rich country !!
DesignatedMarksman
03-06-2006, 03:58
The French have tremendous honor. Just because they dont go along with pointless wars sold by spineless cowards, doesnt make them unhonorable, it makes them smart. The OP fails in his blind nationalism. Oh yeah, America, Fuck yeah!(just figured Id join in:p )

They don't have the name cheese eating surrender monkeys for nothing.
DesignatedMarksman
03-06-2006, 03:58
I'm surprised the Moral Majority haven't tried to replace the Star Spangled Banner with this as the new National Anthem. Honest.

Hint hint...the moral majority aren't really big on swearing...
Europa Maxima
03-06-2006, 03:59
Hint hint...the moral majority aren't really big on swearing...
So replace the 'fuck yeah' with 'gosh darnit it yeah'...how utterly lame. -_-
DesignatedMarksman
03-06-2006, 03:59
Polls show that you must be an american ! after all its georaphy ! who cares we will own it soon anyway !!


congratulations ...!!! Time to join the military and invade some oil rich country !!

What, like the whole western part of the US?
Pride and Prejudice
03-06-2006, 04:02
Polls show that you must be an american ! after all its georaphy ! who cares we will own it soon anyway !!


congratulations ...!!! Time to join the military and invade some oil rich country !!


I know quite a bit of geography, thank you very much. 10th grade. We had tests on every subcontinent. That's why I'm very concerned about the fact that I don't know where East Mohiva is. I don't even recognize the name "Mohiva." Maybe it's a new/break off thingy that hasn't made it into curriculum yet?
Ultraextreme Sanity
03-06-2006, 04:11
What, like the whole western part of the US?


Well we can invade TEXAS and take it back from the Mexicans for a start !

Then we can have a border and stuff !...I aggree about south california...they need to be nuked though....microwaved real good...maybe save San diego just nuetron bombs for them...although San fransisco might just fall into the ocean on its own why take chances..they have a china town to invade so just do it..we can make excuses later...then we can get New Mexico and Arizona back...


someone tell the dude what sub continent he's looking for ...BTW Australia is already taken by the Indians ( from India ..the big triangle thingy south of china and Pakistan ) ..you cant have that one ....but be carefull ...dont tell the Australians they dont know yet..its a secret ...shhhhhhhhh
DesignatedMarksman
03-06-2006, 04:19
They "stole" his image, the OP "stole" his writing. Pot, meet kettle.

Anyway, as if the magazine needed to dishonour the US military. It does so very nicely itself.


The op gave credit by way of a link.
Ultraextreme Sanity
03-06-2006, 04:21
No. Im bad at geography myself. Its Northeast of Mohiva I think.


atually he's not bad at geography at all ...he just failed to mention its a little easier to find it if you search west of Greater Sarcasm...but they teach that in 11th grade so its not your fault .
Kroisistan
03-06-2006, 04:24
This has got to be the lamest piece of French bashing I've seen in a long time.

Copyright infringement... OMG :rolleyes:
Not bad
03-06-2006, 04:52
I know quite a bit of geography, thank you very much. 10th grade. We had tests on every subcontinent. That's why I'm very concerned about the fact that I don't know where East Mohiva is. I don't even recognize the name "Mohiva." Maybe it's a new/break off thingy that hasn't made it into curriculum yet?

Its a name I just made up.