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I'd have taken a convertible in silver:

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=bizarre&id=4225521


Do you think he should have kept it secret from his parents so he could keep it?

It would have been figured out eventually.

If he was smart, he would've told a white lie...

If he was smart, he would've told a white lie...

Oh, this car is nothing. I found it. ;)

Oh, this car is nothing. I found it. ;)


Or- I got it on the internet.

Well, in reality, how can you keep a brand spanking new car a secret when you are sixteen years old? I very much doubt that some one at that age could afford an expensive car on thier own. But the kid should have at least tried to make up some BS about how he got it.

But really, who wouldn't want to get a car and sex for free all in one go? :p

Why are the students turning in these teachers? Are they insane? I mean if I had a female teacher wanting me for sex, I would never turn her in! lol.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0531061oofah1.html

I'm sorry, but no car is worth that. Eeeuw.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0531061oofah1.html

I'm sorry, but no car is worth that. Eeeuw.

Apparently, the teenager thought it was worth it.

Come on, you're still young....maybe you can find a sugar-momma that's 23 years older than you to buy you a car?

Apparently, the teenager thought it was worth it.

He must have been beaten with the ugly stick, too, then.

Either that kid's a stud or the woman who gave him the car must be fugly.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0531061oofah1.html

I'm sorry, but no car is worth that. Eeeuw.
DAMN!

Fass, when you're right...you're right!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0531061oofah1.html

I'm sorry, but no car is worth that. Eeeuw.

I would, but Im not as hung up on looks as some.

DAMN!

Fass, when you're right...you're right!

You can repeat that repetition again. *shudders at the thought of sex with that... thing...*

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0531061oofah1.html

I'm sorry, but no car is worth that. Eeeuw.

Urghh!! Fass- you may be right. I had only read the story, hadnt seen that photo. That could ruin dinner for me.

I'd say maybe I'd allow a hummer for a motorcycle, but I'd be afraid I'd wind up with one of her pimples on my wiener.

He must have been beaten with the ugly stick, too, then.


Its seems she was at the top of the ugly tree when she fell and hit most of the branches on the way down.

How was she keeping the purchase of a 2002 Mercedes convertable from her husband?

An SLK (which is what I'm guessing it was) is $23-25k for the 2002 now. Last year I don't know.

How was she keeping the purchase of a 2002 Mercedes convertable from her husband?

An SLK (which is what I'm guessing it was) is $23-25k for the 2002 now. Last year I don't know.


Italians on Long Island have dough, and her husband was probably buying similar gifts for Amy Fischer

Ekk..
Tough choice here. She sure is mighty ugly, but a Mercedes Benz is fuckin' cool. Hmm.

Ekk..
Tough choice here. She sure is mighty ugly, but a Mercedes Benz is fuckin' cool. Hmm.

Pun intended?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0531061oofah1.html

I'm sorry, but no car is worth that. Eeeuw.

You're right.

You can repeat that repetition again. *shudders at the thought of sex with that... thing...*
I don't know....For a car that expensive, you could...well, I suppose I...
*vomits violently*
Sorry 'bout your shoes, Fass.
*vomits*

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0531061oofah1.html

I'm sorry, but no car is worth that. Eeeuw.

That photo made me snort my beer up my nose! :p

I was thinking the kid had got a pretty sweet deal until I had a look at her!

Ugh... for some reason I thought it was a hot young woman with slightly insane habits and incredible sex lust...not that h*g! Yeesh! I agree with Fass. No car is worth that!

Oh come on, give the woman some credit. Can you name anyone in history who actually looked gorgeous in a police photo, even Hollywood celebrities? I bet she's a lot better outside of the station booking room.

Besides, a good lay is a good lay. Why else would she give the boy a car?

Oh come on, give the woman some credit. Can you name anyone in history who actually looked gorgeous in a police photo, even Hollywood celebrities? I bet she's a lot better outside of the station booking room.

Besides, a good lay is a good lay. Why else would she give the boy a car?

I cant recall any female celebrities right now, but I am remembering Nick Nolte looking slightly different from his mug shot compared to say, his appearance in "Cannery Row".

You may have a good point there. SHe may artfully apply cover-up to those crags and pockets.
Face spackle can make a huge difference.

I mean honestly, did she think that giving a gift of that size and value would go unnoticed?


Btw....there are plenty of young girls who sleep with older men who are equally ugly as this woman. Sugar daddy/sugar mama.......it's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it.

I mean honestly, did she think that giving a gift of that size and value would go unnoticed?


Btw....there are plenty of young girls who sleep with older men who are equally ugly as this woman. Sugar daddy/sugar mama.......it's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it.
Surely you don't condone sex for material advancement? You really should be on FOX News....

Surely you don't condone sex for material advancement? You really should be on FOX News....


No surely I dont. I see sarcasm has passed you by.

No surely I dont. I see sarcasm has passed you by.
Come now, Peeches! Surely you didn't miss my sarcasm! I shoulda used the smiley: ;)

Come now, Peeches! Surely you didn't miss my sarcasm! I shoulda used the smiley: ;)

I just wanted to make sure you knew I am an Anti-Sugar Daddy/Mama activist.:p

I mean honestly, did she think that giving a gift of that size and value would go unnoticed?


Btw....there are plenty of young girls who sleep with older men who are equally ugly as this woman. Sugar daddy/sugar mama.......it's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it.


tg


Its as if she lost her ability to reason.

Maybe he's REALLY good and literally banged her senseless.

The stupid boy should have sold the car immediately (even if 'all' he got was $10k). That's way easier to hide than a car.

Then to really cover his tracks, get a job (or at least pretend to get one), so as to explain any purchases (and of course don't buy anything too big).


That's what I would have done. That and buy a really strong brown paper bag. Two, in fact. She's definitely a double-bagger.

Maybe he's REALLY good and literally banged her senseless.
Which certainly would help his chances with other women, wouldn't you think?

He's prob going to have a line of desperate, rough-looking milfs at his door after this article gets well-known.

Which certainly would help his chances with other women, wouldn't you think?

He's prob going to have a line of desperate, rough-looking milfs at his door after this article gets well-known.

Rough-looking milf?

Or- I got it on the internet.

That one always works, it did for the marijuana...

Rough-looking milf?


Maybe should be called a "MIMHTFITINEA" -" Mom I might Have to fuck if there is nothing else available"

Which certainly would help his chances with other women, wouldn't you think?




Yeah, but he would still have better chances with a mercedes, instead of his bicycle

Maybe should be called a "MIMHTFITINEA" -" Mom I might Have to fuck if there is nothing else available"
Or "MIFHBITICGAMBOOI-CYBIAFMBA!!"
as in:
"Mum, I'm fucking her because I think I can get a Mercedez Benz out of it - Can you believe it, a fucking Mercedez Benz! Awesome!!"

Which certainly would help his chances with other women, wouldn't you think?

He's prob going to have a line of desperate, rough-looking milfs at his door after this article gets well-known.

I don't know... he might have priced himself out of the market with that Mercedes....

I don't know... he might have priced himself out of the market with that Mercedes....

Maybe the next MILF will be a little easier on the eyes but only offering a Volkswagen Jetta?

I just wanted to make sure you knew I am an Anti-Sugar Daddy/Mama activist.:p
Sure y'are, Peeches, sure y'are.;)

I think I have an answer to your question, Carn. When you were sixteen, she hadn't yet escaped the Bowels of Hell!:eek:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0531061oofah1.html

I'm sorry, but no car is worth that. Eeeuw.

She is obviously wealthy, even if the car was a 2002. I'll bet she cleaned up FABULOUS. I'll bet she was perfect hair, perfect nails, perfect boobs, makeup, hard body, all that. What else has she got to do but work on her looks all day and screw 16 year old boys? (She wasn't a teacher BTW, she was a "MILF".)

Mug shots always suck. They are SUPPOSED TO. Remember Drew Barrymore's? Heidi Fleiss's? And pick ANY of Courtney Love's mug shots! LOL

She is obviously wealthy, even if the car was a 2002. I'll bet she cleaned up FABULOUS. I'll bet she was perfect hair, perfect nails, perfect boobs, makeup, hard body, all that. What else has she got to do but work on her looks all day and screw 16 year old boys? (She wasn't a teacher BTW, she was a "MILF".)

Mug shots always suck. They are SUPPOSED TO. Remember Drew Barrymore's? Heidi Fleiss's? And pick ANY of Courtney Love's mug shots! LOL
Can't say as I remember those, no. I still think she escaped from Hell.