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I know you guys can always come up with the answer, so.....

It's going to be my pearl wedding anniversary next week.

My dilemma is, what to get for my husband that is made from pearl...

I have racked my brain, but I can't think of one single thing that a man would want which is made from pearl!

Can someone out there in NS general-land solve my problem for me?

a pearl car- or is that out of your budget????

Pearl handled pocket knife?

I've got a tortois shell handled knife that belonged to my grandfather.

You shold buy him pearl Geisha balls. They're great.

:confused: What is a pearl anniversary?:confused:

I realise I sound really stupid now. Plz forgive me.:(

:confused: What is a pearl anniversary?:confused:

I realise I sound really stupid now. Plz forgive me.:(
Pearl=35 years!
:( ;) :)

What about cufflinks? Or... Yeah, that's all I can think of. ^^;

Pearl=35 years!
:( ;) :)

wow, that is awesome. I never knew.

What about some... uhm... ear rings? Suggest him to try drag?

No, I guess that might not be a good idea. Just get him a gardening tool, that always works... :rolleyes:

A pearl necklace...if you know what I mean...

Oyster shell watch.

I know it isnt pearl but its close.

Does he have or want any piercings?

Does he have or want any piercings?
no....he is certainly far too set in his ways for that!

I second the pearl necklace thing. He'll like that.

If not, what about oysters?

Pearl Jam CD

Pearl Harbour DVD (actually no...bad bad bad film)

Perl (hey I´m grasping here :) )

Only 18 yrs married here, so a few years to think of better ideas :)

you could let him give you a pearl necklace...

sorry, my flatmate made me say that. she's a very crude girl! :P

edit: bugger, beaten to it... twice.

I second the pearl necklace thing. He'll like that.

If not, what about oysters?

Pearl necklace.....sounds nice but I have never seen them for men....

you could let him give you a pearl necklace...

sorry, my flatmate made me say that. she's a very crude girl! :P
:p
lol.....

I know you guys can always come up with the answer, so.....

It's going to be my pearl wedding anniversary next week.

My dilemma is, what to get for my husband that is made from pearl...

I have racked my brain, but I can't think of one single thing that a man would want which is made from pearl!

Can someone out there in NS general-land solve my problem for me?
pearl handled...
lighter
pocket knife
money clip

pearl handled...
lighter
pocket knife
money clip
Doesn't smoke
I keep all the money...:D
Pocket knife....he'd more than likely loose....

Pearl necklace.....sounds nice but I have never seen them for men....

Youre a better person than we are...

Doesn't smoke
I keep all the money...:D
Pocket knife....he'd more than likely loose....
Just buy him the biggest pearl you can afford and wrap it in a voucher for one blow job. He'll love it.

But seriously, some (really) nice oysters, with a (really, really nice) bottle of champagne... Would that not do the trick?

And you could share the fun... That counts for something too.... :D

Just buy him the biggest pearl you can afford and wrap it in a voucher for one blow job. He'll love it.
I would like him to live to celebrate next year!

Besides....I'm letting him take me away in a trailer for two weeks...if he has a heart attack what would I do with him?

I second the pearl necklace thing. He'll like that.

If not, what about oysters?
Eew. I'd much rather give one. He probably feels the same way.

Doesn't smoke
I keep all the money...:D
Pocket knife....he'd more than likely loose....
then a pearl studded coller... to fit the leash you hold. :D

then a pearl studded coller... to fit the leash you hold. :D
ROFL...
Good idea....

i second the cuff-links idea

i second the cuff-links idea
or a tie clip... if he wears ties that is.

get mother-of-pearl inlays on the buttons of a 60" hdtv.

get mother-of-pearl inlays on the buttons of a 60" hdtv.
lol...I wish we had a big enough apartment for that!

Guess it might have to be the tie pin and cufflinks...

Pearl necklace ;)

pearl cufflinks my good woman

A pearl handled one shot flintlock pistol. In a Mohogany colored wooden box, lined with red velvet. He'd feel like a distinguished cowboy!

A pearl handled one shot flintlock pistol. In a Mohogany colored wooden box, lined with red velvet. He'd feel like a distinguished cowboy!
Do you have one for sale then?

Do you have one for sale then?

Er....no. But if you look in the right magazines you should be able to find some. Then again, you might have to settle for a revovler as opposed to flintlock. Maybe your local gun dealer could point you somewhere, assuming there is one in your area.

Er....no. But if you look in the right magazines you should be able to find some. Then again, you might have to settle for a revovler as opposed to flintlock. Maybe your local gun dealer could point you somewhere, assuming there is one in your area.
Not in this part of London there isn't!

a Pet named "Pearl"?

Pearl handled cane

Pearl handled cane
;)

A pearl necklace...if you know what I mean...


you beat me to it.

I am now falling around laughing....

Immagining my better half as a distinguished cowboy with a pearl cane, pearl tie clip and cufflinks....
Maybe a cowboy hat with pearl hatband too....

:p
Not too mention the pearl necklace!

omg....it is just soooo funny!
I can just see him getting on the bus for work.....

you beat me to it.
Damn, didn't see that post :(

im sorry but the pearl necklace, are you all having a joke or is there some sort of pearl necklace style desgined for men which is more masculine than that sported by lisa simpson

im sorry but the pearl necklace, are you all having a joke or is there some sort of pearl necklace style desgined for men which is more masculine than that sported by lisa simpson
I think they are all having a joke!
:rolleyes:

cufflinks: YAWN

necklace: nice, but, unfortunately, a joke

Seriously: Go with the oysters and champagne...:cool:

cufflinks: YAWN

necklace: nice, but, unfortunately, a joke

Seriously: Go with the oysters and champagne...:cool:
Still could lead to his having a heart attack...
;)
But I am seriously considering this idea!

I think they are all having a joke!

i feel like an idiot wanker now :(

I am now falling around laughing....

Immagining my better half as a distinguished cowboy with a pearl cane, pearl tie clip and cufflinks....
Maybe a cowboy hat with pearl hatband too....

:p
Not too mention the pearl necklace!

omg....it is just soooo funny!
I can just see him getting on the bus for work..... :D
don't forget a Pearl inlaid Belt Buckle.....

i feel like an idiot wanker now :(
there are necklaces for...

hmm....

an authentic American Indian Dream Pouch with one pearl inside.

:D
don't forget a Pearl inlaid Belt Buckle.....
Damn...I had forgotten that.....now his trousers will fall down!

:D