NationStates Jolt Archive


I have obviously been doing sex wrong all this time

Bodies Without Organs
01-06-2006, 13:36
http://www.guardian.co.uk/gun/Story/0,,1787048,00.html

The crown alleges she killed him after a row, which was overheard by neighbours. But at Winchester crown court yesterday, Mrs West used a wooden replica of a shotgun to show jurors how the weapon had "accidentally" gone off while she danced to the Shania Twain song, Man! I Feel Like a Woman.

Mrs West told the court that she and her husband, whom she had married nine weeks earlier, had both been drunk, and she had been trying to sexually arouse him. She said she put the song on, picked up the shotgun, and began dancing.

Grabbing hold of the wooden replica, Mrs West explained that she banged the gun on the floor at the end of the song so as to "take a bow", but the weapon went off, killing her husband.

Ah, that's where my erotic technique has been in error - a distinct lack of gunplay. From my cold dead hands, etc. etc.
Similization
01-06-2006, 13:38
Hehe, poor sod :p
Scarlet States
01-06-2006, 13:39
I wouldn't buy that story if it were in my bookshop bargain bin.
Cowham
01-06-2006, 13:39
"a distinct lack of gunplay"

Goddamn Commie scum go get yourself a gun and be a real man.
Philosopy
01-06-2006, 13:40
Obviously a shotgun wedding.

Ba boom.
Skinny87
01-06-2006, 13:40
http://www.guardian.co.uk/gun/Story/0,,1787048,00.html



Ah, that's where my erotic technique has been in error - a distinct lack of gunplay. From my cold dead hands, etc. etc.

It's one of the more amusing attempts to get out of a crime.
Similization
01-06-2006, 13:41
Obviously a shotgun wedding.

Ba boom.You win :D
Jello Biafra
01-06-2006, 13:43
be a real man.Is there a such thing as an unreal man?
Philosopy
01-06-2006, 13:44
Is there a such thing as an unreal man?
That guy Bob who lives down the street. He's a man who exists. Except he doesn't. Therefore he's an unreal man. Except when he isn't.
Bodies Without Organs
01-06-2006, 13:44
Is there a such thing as an unreal man?

Plenty. Frex: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Anne_Talbot
Similization
01-06-2006, 13:45
Is there a such thing as an unreal man?Of course. Unreal men are the ones with a distinct lack of shotgun wounds.
Jello Biafra
01-06-2006, 13:47
Plenty. Frex: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Anne_TalbotI have the feeling that Mary Anne was a man, just in a woman's body.
Czardas
01-06-2006, 13:51
Is there a such thing as an unreal man?
Plenty of them. Virtually any work of fiction is filled with them.
Ilie
01-06-2006, 13:55
I'd rather be sentenced to death for murdering my husband than admit to as humiliating a story as this.
Xandabia
01-06-2006, 14:11
Possible Darwin nomination?
Ilie
01-06-2006, 14:15
Possible Darwin nomination?

I think it would only count if it was accidental suicide, not manslaughter.

http://www.darwinawards.com/
Laerod
01-06-2006, 14:17
I think it would only count if it was accidental suicide, not manslaughter.

http://www.darwinawards.com/Well, she deprived herself of her husband, and if she never gets laid again because a guy is scared of getting shot at, then she'd qualify.
IL Ruffino
01-06-2006, 14:19
Too bad she didn't use a marshmello gun..