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*celebrates*

http://www.valechumbar.com/media/2/20051122-Dom%20Perignon.jpg

In honor of my last day of school for the year, everyone, get e-drunk!!!11!

Among the many celebrities attending todays event are Foam Boy (http://www.picture-newsletter.com/foamparty/foam-party-au5q.jpg), the Pacmans (http://www.pins-plus.com/pac1.JPG), and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (http://www.mavericktimes.com/triumph.jpg); so come on in, dance!

*gives everyone a party hat*
*dances*

That's e-expensive. Giving everyone on NS e-champagne? E-eek.

Pacman?

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=136

That's e-expensive. Giving everyone on NS e-champagne? E-eek.
NS champagne dosn't cost a thing. It's all free!
*Recieves champagne* Cheers!

E-everybody dance! This e-extravagent party marks the e-end of the SQA e-exams! E-Excellent!

*Drinks E-champage*

Congratulations! I actually still have a real bottle of champagne that I got at Latin Palace when my friends told the people (I don't know who, exactly) that it was my birthday. I also got a small trophy that said Hottest Dancer 2005, even though I couldn't dance any kind of Latin dance to save my life. It was not even my birthday.

*Breaks champagnebottle* Aww...:( And I've got an entire lesson before I'm of for the summer.

Ta very much!

I'm quite bored of revising now, so I'll e-drink my tedium away! Hurrah!

I've still got like 3 exams yet, but sure, ill get e-drunk. *sings to doctor pepper theme tune* what's the worst that could happen?

I've got 11 exams until my compulsory education is over!

Then I start sixth form. It never ends.

*dances on e-table*

Congratulations! I actually still have a real bottle of champagne that I got at Latin Palace when my friends told the people (I don't know who, exactly) that it was my birthday. I also got a small trophy that said Hottest Dancer 2005, even though I couldn't dance any kind of Latin dance to save my life. It was not even my birthday.
*latin e-dances with Ilie*

cheers!

Pacman?

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=136
:p

*latin e-dances with Ilie*
*Gives Ruffy Hottest Dancer 2006 trophy*

I've got 11 exams until my compulsory education is over!

Then I start sixth form. It never ends.
I've got another sixteen, and then afterwards I'm doing 4 1/2 A-levels, and then I'm off to uni. Huzzah!

NS champagne dosn't cost a thing. It's all free!
*Recieves champagne* Cheers!
Only the best for my NS lovers!

How about writing me a congrats haiku?

*Gives Ruffy Hottest Dancer 2006 trophy*
Pervert!

Only the best for my NS lovers!

How about writing me a congrats haiku?
Congratulations!
For what I have no idea
I'm here for the beer

*drinks* :D

I've got another sixteen, and then afterwards I'm doing 4 1/2 A-levels, and then I'm off to uni. Huzzah!
*gives and extra bottle of bubbly to Yootopia*

Congratulations!
For what I have no idea
I'm here for the beer

*drinks* :D
Oh my god hey look!
You're wearing a white t-shirt!
*shakes champagne bottle*

Congratulations. I have two more exams until I'm finished with high school and can go on to more important things (like actually working, next year...) ¬_¬
-snip-
I love your signature.... the only thing it lacks now is a quote from me.

Oh my god hey look!
You're wearing a white t-shirt!
*shakes champagne bottle*
Pervert!

*celebrates*

http://www.valechumbar.com/media/2/20051122-Dom%20Perignon.jpg

In honor of my last day of school for the year, everyone, get e-drunk!!!11!

Among the many celebrities attending todays event are Foam Boy (http://www.picture-newsletter.com/foamparty/foam-party-au5q.jpg), the Pacmans (http://www.pins-plus.com/pac1.JPG), and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (http://www.mavericktimes.com/triumph.jpg); so come on in, dance!

*gives everyone a party hat*
*dances*
Ooo! Nice choice too! :D

Pervert!
:p

EDIT: Am not!

Ooo! Nice choice too! :D
I was shopping on google and I had a cupon for it ;)

I was shopping on google and I had a cupon for it ;)
You lie! It's all free. Free stuff for everyone! *Gives everyone a present*

You lie! It's all free. Free stuff for everyone! *Gives everyone a present*
I paid! I paid!

I paid! I paid!

With a coupon for several hundred thousand bottles of champagne. :D

With a coupon for several hundred thousand bottles of champagne. :D
I paid for the internet service to get online to use the coupon to get the champagne!

.. wait.. the school did.. damn.

Freeloader. Pfff.

I paid! I paid!
Really!? *Opens shop* Welcome, is there anything you would like to purchase? I have a lovely garden gnome. For you, I'll let it go for 50 pence. £5.00 postage and packing.:p

Freeloader. Pfff.
You took the free booze *points*

*gets e-drunk*

Youh guuuuyz... *e-hiccup*

Really!? *Opens shop* Welcome, is there anything you would like to purchase? I have a lovely garden gnome. For you, I'll let it go for 50 pence. £5.00 postage and packing.:p
RIP OFF! RIP OFF! RIP OFF! RIP OFF!
Sorry, no money. RIP OFF! RIP OFF! RIP OFF! RIP OFF!

*gets e-drunk*

Youh guuuuyz... *e-hiccup*
Watch out! He's gonna e-puke!

You took the free booze *points*

Shit, you're right.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to glass you, but because it's champagne I'll glass you in a classy manner.

*breaks a champagne bottle and brandishes it menacingly, with his pinky finger sticking out*

RIP OFF! RIP OFF! RIP OFF! RIP OFF!
Sorry, no money. RIP OFF! RIP OFF! RIP OFF! RIP OFF!
Please buy something. If you don't, you'll put me out of business. I have 7 children to feed...:(

Please buy something. If you don't, you'll put me out of business. I have 7 children to feed...:(

I'll buy your gnome! There's gotta be something to break/stuff down my trousers once I'm e-drunk.

Shit, you're right.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to glass you, but because it's champagne I'll glass you in a classy manner.

*breaks a champagne bottle and brandishes it menacingly, with his pinky finger sticking out*
*bites your pinky*

Please buy something. If you don't, you'll put me out of business. I have 7 children to feed...:(
Maybe you should have kept your legs closed?

*bites your pinky*

Meanie.

I'll buy your gnome! There's gotta be something to break/stuff down my trousers once I'm e-drunk.
No1!!!!11!

Meanie.
What? I was hungweee!

Wrong thing to give me when I'm actually drunk. I'll start breaking things soon.

*bites your pinky*

No bizzare S&M foreplay on the forums!

Wrong thing to give me when I'm actually drunk. I'll start breaking things soon.
Here.. hold this gnome for me..

Evil little people. They come to life at night, you know. They steal stuff.

Here.. hold this gnome for me..
How did you get that? THIEF! STOP HIM!

No bizzare S&M foreplay on the forums!
:(

How did you get that? THIEF! STOP HIM!
*smashes gnome on floor and runs*

Just be glad I never used the bottle.

*smashes gnome on floor and runs*
:eek:
I'm telling God what you did!

:eek:
I'm telling God what you did!
Not like he would believe you :p

Not like he would believe you :p
Yes she would :(

But nevermind that now! There are more important things to do.
*Consumes a case of Champagne*

That was some fine years...

No bizzare S&M foreplay on the forums!
This entire forum is S&M foreplay, silly. :p

48 minutes till summer!

Am I too late!?!?! Do you still have the champagne!?!??!

Summer now?? :cool:

*Pops Champagne!*

*Puts a Strawberry in his glass of champagne*

Hah! I'm more cultured than all of you! I have fruit with my champagne!

I'll have some vodka in my champagne...:cool:

Russian Vodka?

Russian Vodka?
Polish, I wager.

Mmm... Zubrovka :fluffle:

Russian Vodka?

Stolichnaya, please... Thanks :)

48 minutes till summer!
I didn't know summer started June 1st in PA. My condolences.

I didn't know summer started June 1st in PA. My condolences.
Vacation :rolleyes:

AND ZOMG I IZ FREEE!!!!!!!!

But.. bleh.. I have to go to a graduation tonight :(

*Puts a Strawberry in his glass of champagne*

Hah! I'm more cultured than all of you! I have fruit with my champagne!*puts a lemon in champagne*

I got Corona class :D

*puts a lemon in champagne*

I got Corona class :D
:eek: You're mad, MAD I say, MAD!!!

:eek: You're mad, MAD I say, MAD!!!
:eek:

Nu uh.

:eek:

Nu uh.
Yes you are! Lemon in the champagne... You barbarian!

You should try mixing champagne and youghurt instead. :cool:

Yes you are! Lemon in the champagne... You barbarian!

You should try mixing champagne and youghurt instead. :cool:
mmmmm