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Welcome to this summer's crop of Neo Nazis. Come here and have a drink, say hello. It's a mixer so relax. I mean if we're all going to hate each other and argue all summer we might as well meet each other before we do it.

This is how our arguing could be...

Neao Nazi: White power!
Poster: Hello, Bill.
Neo Nazi: Oh, hi, Sam. How's it going?
Poster: Fine, what's going on?
Neo Nazi: I'm just spreading the white power message.
Poster: Mind if I argue against you?
Neo Nazi: No, go right ahead.
Poster: YOU'RE A RACIST!
Neo Nazi: YOU'RE AN INFERIOR JEW LOVER! So, how's your day going?
Poster: Tired. Long day at the office YOU IGNORANT SKIN HEAD!

Is there cake at this get together?

Is there cake at this get together?
Of course. There's always cake.

Of course. There's always cake.

White frosting, right?

It's a shame that we don't get a summer crop of stalinists too. That could be fun.

Of course. There's always cake.
Then I shall also extend a welcome to the new Neo-Nazis. I look forward to destroying all of your baseless, paranoid arguments and watching others do the same.

Shalom!

It's a shame that we don't get a summer crop of stalinists too. That could be fun.
Didn't we have one a while back? Other than that we have good ole' DHomme, our resident Trot.

White frosting, right?
clearly.

and none of that "yellow cake" either...k?

Then I shall also extend a welcome to the new Neo-Nazis. I look forward to destroying all of your baseless, paranoid arguments and watching others do the same.
Ah, the redundancy amuses me.

Of course. There's always cake.
Music too.

Little Tiny Moustache by Stephen Lynch
You're the love of my life
but it cuts like a knife and I feel that I'm being misled
See I'm a little concerned for I've recently learned of the swastika tattoo on your head
And it makes you smile when you hear "Sieg Heil"
You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard
You do goose step salutes in your Doc Martin boots, and you quoted "Mein Kampf" in our 5th anniversary card.

I think you're a nazi baby,
are you a nazi? You might be a nazi baby...

You keep extensive files on the Nuremberg trials, and you watch them whenever they're airing
I guess I should've known when you bought a new bone for your puppies named Goebbles and Goering
You showed up late to our very first date, I said "how are you" you said "white power"
Call me paranoid but I'm not overjoyed when you ask me if I want to shower...I think you're a nazi
Don't be lying baby,
Are you a nazi?
Are you anti-Zion baby?

Your every dress is monagram SS, you hold an Aryan picknick and bash
And it makes me irate when you say I look great when I wear a little tiny moustache,
Your social politics say that races don't mix, and you call it pure blood pollution
And whenever I'm sad, you say it's not so bad, for every problem there's a "Final Solution"...I think you're a nazi,
Give me an answer baby
Are you a nazi?
You drive a fucking panzer baby

You say that love is blind so how could I have guessed
But then again I met you at the Wagner Fest

I know you're a nazi
And that's why I'm leavin'
I know you're a nazi
Sure as my name is Stephen, Lynch-Berg-stein.

That song seemed so appropriate.

Ah, the redundancy amuses me.
It isn't redundant at all.

Still, that's a bigger laugh than most of my jokes get.

Shalom!

Shalom! *clink*

I brought popcorn!

It isn't redundant at all.
Question mark?

It's a shame that we don't get a summer crop of stalinists too. That could be fun.


Not much difference, except that Stalinists lie more often and the Neo Nazis are very selective in who they want to kill.

*flips a barstool over so four of our newest neo-Nazis can take a not-so-comfortable seat*

the Neo Nazis are very selective in who they want to kill.
Really, they only want to kill one group: "Everyone else".

Question mark?
Full stop.

Not much difference, except that Stalinists lie more often and the Neo Nazis are very selective in who they want to kill.

Shalom!

*flips a barstool over so four of our newest neo-Nazis can take a not-so-comfortable seat*
You have to pay for that. They cost the orphans $200 a piece.

Full stop.
Ellipsis...

You have to pay for that. They cost the orphans $200 a piece.


a little soap and water will clean that right up

Attention! Attention!

I would just like to again make the members of the forum aware of this weeks schedule:

At 21:00 GMT, the Jewish Bank Controllers will be meeting in their thread. In there, Rabbi Bignose will be discussing how their plans for the domination of the banking industries is continuing. Bags of money are mandatory

At 01:00, the Stalinist Cult will meet and discuss plans on the oppression of capitalism and fascism, as well as the spread of Communism throughout the world. The Guest Speaker this week is Robo-Stalin.

Finally, at 06:00, the Jewish International News Masters will meet and detail their plans on continuing to control the worlds media. This week they will focus on Rupert Murdoch and his continued manipulation.


That is all.

I hope everyone brought their moustaches.

I'm afraid that it is now forum rules that any nazis who want to argue must fill out the following online form here:

Name:
A brief description of what you look like and tend to wear:
Address:
Times you tend to be alone and without a weapon in said address:
Time you go to bed:
How often you get really drunk and times of said periods of insobriety:
Greatest fear(s):
Physical weaknesses:

Pssst!!1! This is rly clever, nazis r gunna sine up n ill hit thm!!11!!one!

What would we ever do with you, DHomme?

What would we ever do with you, DHomme?

...Feed me?

Whats with all the shenanigans and goings-on here? And why are there so many people in lederhosen here?

I'll just try to blend in...

*Ahem*
"Guten Tag! Zigaretten? Wir wollen ein Auto mieten."

...Feed me?
Sorry, but the watermelons are all gone already.


http://uncyclopedia.org/images/2/2f/Hitlerwatermelon.gif

Sorry, but the watermelons are all gone already.


http://uncyclopedia.org/images/2/2f/Hitlerwatermelon.gif

As if I needed another reason to hate Hitler.

Whats with all the shenanigans and goings-on here? And why are there so many people in lederhosen here?

I'll just try to blend in...

*Ahem*
"Guten Tag! Zigaretten? Wir wollen ein Auto mieten."

Achtung, Spitfire!

Schnell, Schnell!

Die Englander Schwein!*


[This is indeed true german. I did not learn all my german from old 60's war movies]

A miss-quote from "Blazing Saddles": Where all de white women at?:D

Send the neo-nazis my way.

I give circumcisions, the old-fashioned way. I just take a little off the top.

I'll take 10 percent off the price for any Neo-Nazi willing to step up to the plate.

Ummm...im confused I have yet only seen and argued with one nazi sympathizer...thank god I won or he would have taken my last cupcake.

As if I needed another reason to hate Hitler.


What are you doing here!?

Go listen to some 50 cent or some other new garbage thats "hip" this week on MTV.

Ellipsis...

Exclamation point!

What are you doing here!?

Go listen to some 50 cent or some other new garbage thats "hip" this week on MTV.

You know. I put up with a lot of shit from people. I get insulted for my beliefs, the way i talk, the way i look, and I put up with it.

But don't. you. ever. accuse me of listening to 50 cent.

You know, I think the neonazis see the abbreviation NS and get a little confused.

What are you doing here!?

Go listen to some 50 cent or some other new garbage thats "hip" this week on MTV.

What are you doing here?

Go listen to Stormfront rant about Jews or some other new garbage thats "hip" on there.

What are you doing here!?
Tell uz! Nov!

Ve have vayz of making you talk...

Tell uz! Nov!

Ve have vayz of making you talk...

Klop!*



[*Cookie for anyone getting the TV reference]

What are you doing here?

Go listen to Stormfront rant about Jews or some other new garbage thats "hip" on there.

Shh.. The jews rule the world you know. Neo-nazis are just a smoke screen to distract us.:p

I get to use this twice in one day! I'm so happy!

*ahem* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5KM2HosqOo)

I get to use this twice in one day! I'm so happy!

*ahem* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5KM2HosqOo)
I saw that play just on Monday evening with Huw... Bizarre but excellent. Both the coincidence of you posting this, and the play/clip itself.

Klop!*



[*Cookie for anyone getting the TV reference]
'Allo 'Allo! of course! ...And don't worry, my lips are soiled. ;)

Cookie?

Wow you'd think the neonazis would turn up by now? I mean this is in their 'honour'. Oh well more cake for me then...

I love the classic version...

*sings along*

Germany was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
Where, Oh where was he? Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me.
And now it's..

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Winter for Poland and France
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Come on, Germans, go into your dance

I was born in Dusseldorf, and that is why they call me Rolf
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Goosestep's the new step today
bombs falling from the skies again
Deutschland is on the rise again

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Uboats are sailing once more

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Means that soon we'll be going
We've got to be going
You know we'll be going to WAR!

I saw that play just on Monday evening with Huw... Bizarre but excellent. Both the coincidence of you posting this, and the play/clip itself.
mel brooks is...well...a god. I love the man. He is so sick, so twisted, and so brilliant.

glad you and huw enjoyed it:)

oh wait...neo nazi thread...no smiling. Sorry.

NO ZMILING IN ZE NAZI THREAD!
But you may zing:

You put your right boot in,
you take your right boot out,
you do a lot of shouting
and you shake your fists about.
You light a little smokie
and you burn down ze town,
zat's vot it's all about.
Ah, Himmler, Himmler, Himmler...

Do the Neo Nazis not like cake?

Do the Neo Nazis not like cake?
If it is of pure Aryan icing.

This calls for extreme measures.

NEO-NAZIS ARE COWARDS!

You go on Stormfront or something, post a pro-Jewish message, and they will delete you. This is cowardice, because Neo-Nazis are afraid that they might lose in a fair debate. Or, more likely, they KNOW they will lose, so they silence any opposition.

If it is of pure Aryan icing.

Blond frosting with blue jellybeans?

Blond frosting with blue jellybeans?

Jellybeans are part of the worldwide Zionist conspiracy!

Jellybeans are part of the worldwide Zionist conspiracy!

Jew-ybeans?

Can't I welcome a fresh summer crop of spammers instead? I'll take a piece of cake in their honour.

You go on Stormfront or something, post a pro-Jewish message, and it will be deleted

Thats a complete lie. Stormfront has an opposing views section in its forum, no matter what you type in there they will not delete it.

I see most of you resort to making cliams based on absolutely nothing and yet you criticize Neo Nazis for supposedly doing the same thing.

Hypocrites.

Hypocrites.

Everyone's a hypocrite.
Some hypocrites are just smarter and more capable thinkers than others. :D

Jew-ybeans?

Chewy, jew-y, jelly, beans?

...wait a second. We can't eat beans! Only Mexicans eat beans! :D

...wait a second. We can't eat beans! Only Mexicans eat beans! :D

Mexican Communist Jews!

<---Jewish American Indian Russian Romanian

100% American.

All I need to do is find an Albanian Belgian German Azerbaijhainain girl and have kids that will crash the computers at the INS.

<---Jewish American Indian Russian Romanian

100% American.
Your point?

Whats with all the shenanigans and goings-on here? And why are there so many people in lederhosen here?

I'll just try to blend in...

*Ahem*
"Guten Tag! Zigaretten? Wir wollen ein Auto mieten."

"Ve hav it in zee BUILDING!!!*gestures broadly* *makes cow horns* MOOOOOOO!"

Thats a complete lie. Stormfront has an opposing views section in its forum, no matter what you type in there they will not delete it.

I see most of you resort to making cliams based on absolutely nothing and yet you criticize Neo Nazis for supposedly doing the same thing.

Hypocrites.

That's a pile of neo-nazi crapola. There might be an 'Opposing View' section, but its tiny, oft-deleted, and always derided.

Actually, I think it's for the best that the neonazi scum have their own forum. It stops them coming onto normal, decent forums in any great numbers and infecting the rest of us with their filth.

That's a pile of neo-nazi crapola. There might be an 'Opposing View' section, but its tiny, oft-deleted, and always derided.

Actually, I think it's for the best that the neonazi scum have their own forum. It stops them coming onto normal, decent forums in any great numbers and infecting the rest of us with their filth.


*nods*
Yup. Meanwhile, I got this special welcome greeting for any neonazis floating around here.

So, just for the wacky guys with no hair on top and don't understand the bit about not using knives in public.

Lets go Mordor! *thud-thud thud-thud-thud*
Lets go Mordor! *thud-thud thud-thud-thud*
Lets go MORDOR! *thud-thud thud-thud-thud*

Thats a complete lie. Stormfront has an opposing views section in its forum, no matter what you type in there they will not delete it.

I see most of you resort to making cliams based on absolutely nothing and yet you criticize Neo Nazis for supposedly doing the same thing.

Hypocrites.Apparently, the nazi-cunts don't just lie on stormfront. What a surprise.

What is it with you chickenshits anyway? You spread your hate & lies, but you don't have the balls to admit what you are?

Pathetic.http://www2.nouripour.de/uploads/anti-nazi.jpg

The term Neo-Nazism refers to any social or political movement seeking to revive Nazism or Fascism, and which postdates the Second World War. Most of those who are part of said movements do not use the term to describe themselves, either eschewing the terms Nazism and/or fascism (out of either: tactical avoidance of the stigma surrounding them, or actual ideological distinctiveness from them) or rejecting the 'neo' prefixing their commitment to fascism or National Socialism.

The term Neo-Nazism refers to any social or political movement seeking to revive Nazism or Fascism, and which postdates the Second World War. Most of those who are part of said movements do not use the term to describe themselves, either eschewing the terms Nazism and/or fascism (out of either: tactical avoidance of the stigma surrounding them, or actual ideological distinctiveness from them) or rejecting the 'neo' prefixing their commitment to fascism or National Socialism.

...


Okay?

I find this very disturbing:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Lipadom.jpg

I find this very disturbing:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Lipadom.jpg

Indeed. The scumbags are indoctrinating their children into this filth. And there's nothing that can be done but hope they either rebel or see the truth one day.

I hope so.

This is quite disturbing.

Even worse: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stormfront.org

4354 members in the UK? Oh dear lord this isn't good.

4354 members in the UK? Oh dear lord this isn't good.
I thought that at first, but actually, when you think about it, it might be the highest in Western Europe but 4354 in a population of 60 million isn't that many.

I thought that at first, but actually, when you think about it, it might be the highest in Western Europe but 4354 in a population of 60 million isn't that many.It's still about 4354 too many. Especially considering how they love to kill, cripple & rape the people they hate.

It's still about 4354 too many. Especially considering how they love to kill, cripple & rape the people they hate.
Oh, I'm not saying it's a good number, just that we shouldn't be losing a lot of sleep about it.

I like Neo-nazis.

My very existence pisses them off. Makes me feel good. :)

Oh, I'm not saying it's a good number, just that we shouldn't be losing a lot of sleep about it.The only things that should ever affect your sleep, are the things you're directly responsible for.

However, to ignore the nazi scum is to do everyone a disservice. They're murderous scum, with a long history of killing, raping & permanently crippeling the people they don't like.

The only appropriate response there can ever be, is to return the favour. Hang 'em high. Tolerance & respect are earned. To tolerate someone intent on killing you, is just elaborate suicide.

Don't let them hurt yourself & others, through your own inaction. No matter how you spin it, killing a nazi is self defence. Don't be fooled. They're at war.

EDIT: If it helps, think of me next time you spot a nazi. Tolerance may get me, or someone just like me, killed.

It's still about 4354 too many. Especially considering how they love to kill, cripple & rape the people they hate.

Heh, we can thin out their ranks a little. Chainsaw, anyone?

The only things that should ever affect your sleep, are the things you're directly responsible for.

However, to ignore the nazi scum is to do everyone a disservice. They're murderous scum, with a long history of killing, raping & permanently crippeling the people they don't like.

The only appropriate response there can ever be, is to return the favour. Hang 'em high. Tolerance & respect are earned. To tolerate someone intent on killing you, is just elaborate suicide.

Don't let them hurt yourself & others, through your own inaction. No matter how you spin it, killing a nazi is self defence. Don't be fooled. They're at war.


Are you sure that exterminating Nazi's isn't stooping to their level?

Hehe it's agood idea, but it wouldn't work really. Why?

Well racist people smell funny, I don't like it!

Are you sure that exterminating Nazi's isn't stooping to their level?If a murderer breaks into your home & is about to kill your children, is it "stooping to his level" if you blow his head off?

If a murderer breaks into your home & is about to kill your children, is it "stooping to his level" if you blow his head off?

Gun control: only let me have a gun, and make it a fucking huge one, just until I rack up twenty neo-nazis. Then I'll hand it over. :D

If a murderer breaks into your home & is about to kill your children, is it "stooping to his level" if you blow his head off?

Yes. I think it is. The better thing to do would be to lock these people up for the rest of their lives. Death's too good for them.

No way, I'd blow his head.

No way, I'd blow his head.

*snigger*
:D

Neo-nazi thread officially filthed up :).

and start writing wierd train-of-thought shit instead of taking notes. One day in World History, while the prof was lecturing about the communist revolution in Russia, I was feeling especially anti-social, and when he mentioned Stalin-- I swear-- the first thing that came to mind and got typed into my 'notes' was:

"Stalin. YAY, purges! I wonder if there were gay gulags. F'kin hot. Kill Whitey!"

:)

It's a shame that we don't get a summer crop of stalinists too. That could be fun.

Are you sure that exterminating Nazi's isn't stooping to their level?

Well, I don't favor extermination, but if you can't beat the shit out of someone for saying stupid racist crap, then what's the point of going on?

As for free speech, as I always say, the right to free speech is not meant to be a shield against incoming fists.

"Ve hav it in zee BUILDING!!!*gestures broadly* *makes cow horns* MOOOOOOO!"
"Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen."

I know a little German. He's sitting over by the bar...

Imprisoning Nazi's and murderers is better because exterminating them is basically just as bad as what they're doing. Imprisoning them is much more psychologically painful for them and just.

Well, unless they write books called 'Mein Kampf'.

Gun control: only let me have a gun, and make it a fucking huge one, just until I rack up twenty neo-nazis. Then I'll hand it over. :DHahahaYes. I think it is. The better thing to do would be to lock these people up for the rest of their lives. Death's too good for them.Ah yes, because suicide & murder by proxy, is just fucking lovely.

What have the other prisoners done, to defend you exposing them to nazis? Besides, who gives a shit what's too good for them? You can't cure them, they don't even believe the shit they spew. Kill them dead, or make sure they're too mangled to ever be a threat to anyone. No reason to torture the fuckers.

Well, unless they write books called 'Mein Kampf'.

You can't write with shattered finger joints.

In town I nearly called someone a nazi prick cos i thought he was wearing a BNP teeshirt. Turns out it was just one of those teeshirts expressing his support for England in the world cup. Still a little too close to fascism for my liking. Should've jumped him.

You can't write with shattered finger joints.

Heh heh. :p

Killing them is wrong.

Massive and permanent injuries however, should be mandatory punishment for being a nazi.

In town I nearly called someone a nazi prick cos i thought he was wearing a BNP teeshirt. Turns out it was just one of those teeshirts expressing his support for England in the world cup. Still a little too close to fascism for my liking. Should've jumped him.Don't forget to use nazi tactics; make sure you're 24 against 1.

OK, never mind that, just curb the wankers when ever you see them.

Killing them is wrong.Only if it gets you a jail sentence.

Killing them is wrong.

Massive and permanent injuries however, should be mandatory punishment for being a nazi.

Groin kicks are fully justified. And recommended. It may just get some of them out of the genepool. :)

Groin kicks are fully justified. And recommended. It may just get some of them out of the genepool. :)

Kicks?

No. You beat them in the groin with a thorny branch.

Kicks?

No. You beat them in the groin with a thorny branch.

Hammers launched out of air cannons. :)

Circumcise them all. They'll kill themselves out of shock...

Hammers launched out of air cannons. :)

Scrap metal and rusty nails hammered in by the air-cannon hammers. :D

Scrap metal and rusty nails hammered in by the air-cannon hammers. :D
And pie! No, wait...

How about being ironic? We bring back the Luftwaffe and bomb the neonazis. They would think they were safe when they see the planes until they started diving.

Hehe irony

How about being ironic? We bring back the Luftwaffe and bomb the neonazis. They would think they were safe when they see the planes until they started diving.

Hehe ironyWhat do you mean "bring back the Luftwaffe"?

Isn't the Luftwaffe still the German air force?

What do you mean "bring back the Luftwaffe"?Maybe he didn't know it never ceased to exist?

Isn't the Luftwaffe still the German air force?Yeah. It happens to be the German word for "air force"... It was only gone for a few years after the war.

Air weapon, actually.. Sorry I'm being anal.

My mistake. I'll just go eat more cake....

Air weapon, actually.. Sorry I'm being anal.:rolleyes:

Hm?

My mistake. I'll just go eat more cake....
Yay! Cake!! :fluffle:

You go on Stormfront or something, post a pro-Jewish message, and it will be deleted


Thats a complete lie. Stormfront has an opposing views section in its forum, no matter what you type in there they will not delete it.

I see most of you resort to making cliams based on absolutely nothing and yet you criticize Neo Nazis for supposedly doing the same thing.

Hypocrites.

Ha ha ha! You see, in addition to being cowards, Neo-Nazis are idiots. That post was merely BAIT to draw out the Neo-Nazis!
Now, explain why you believe my people (the Jews) deserve to be wiped off the face of the Earth.

Then I shall also extend a welcome to the new Neo-Nazis. I look forward to destroying all of your baseless, paranoid arguments and watching others do the same.


Im thinking you have them trembling in their jack-boots