NationStates Jolt Archive


Do you love Jesus? Want him around during meals? Now you can...

Minoriteeburg
31-05-2006, 17:31
.............with the jesus pan!



http://www.jesuspan.com/

who doesnt want to see jesus on your waffle?

my only questoin is who buys this stuff?
Pure Crap
31-05-2006, 17:37
Lol thats hilarious >_>
Minoriteeburg
31-05-2006, 17:38
Lol thats hilarious >_>


as is your name, kudos on it
Khadgar
31-05-2006, 17:44
Heh, those are pancakes, not waffles. Jesus is watching you.. eat his head!

Mmm Jesus eyes, yum!
Minoriteeburg
31-05-2006, 17:48
Heh, those are pancakes, not waffles. Jesus is watching you.. eat his head!

Mmm Jesus eyes, yum!


i like to go for jesus' throat on the pancake first, that way he suffers less
Khadgar
31-05-2006, 17:49
i like to go for jesus' throat on the pancake first, that way he suffers less


Nah, eyes first "Suffer for my sins damn you!".

Haha
Minoriteeburg
31-05-2006, 17:51
Nah, eyes first "Suffer for my sins damn you!".

Haha


I can see the tagline on the box now

"He died for your sins, the least you can do is eat his pancakes"
Lunatic Goofballs
31-05-2006, 17:55
Mmm... Jesus Omelettes! :)
Minoriteeburg
31-05-2006, 18:03
Mmm... Jesus Omelettes! :)


mmmmm.....tastes of jesus
Kyronea
31-05-2006, 18:03
Heh, those are pancakes, not waffles. Jesus is watching you.. eat his head!

Mmm Jesus eyes, yum!
Better than giving him head...
Minoriteeburg
31-05-2006, 18:04
Better than giving him head...


hey jesus needs his lovin too, every once in a while everyone must "show their belief" to him.
Nerotika
31-05-2006, 18:17
Nah, eyes first "Suffer for my sins damn you!".

Haha

wow...thats not healthy
Lunatic Goofballs
31-05-2006, 18:22
mmmmm.....tastes of jesus

Jesus and Cheese. :)
Minoriteeburg
31-05-2006, 18:39
Jesus and Cheese. :)


with a side of savior sauce
Troon
31-05-2006, 18:42
Is this so people can start up a business, selling "Jesus' head on a pancake" etc on eBay for a fortune?

It'd probably work, as long as you didn't advertise the fact that you used the pan...
Minoriteeburg
31-05-2006, 18:58
Is this so people can start up a business, selling "Jesus' head on a pancake" etc on eBay for a fortune?

It'd probably work, as long as you didn't advertise the fact that you used the pan...


they'd have to keep changing the template so it wouldnt be the same image twice
Troon
01-06-2006, 09:41
they'd have to keep changing the template so it wouldnt be the same image twice

Nothing a budding entrepreneur couldn't manage!
Cross-Eyed Penguins
01-06-2006, 10:16
That's nothing. I've seen superhero Jesus action figures with special praising actions, bobble-head Jesus's and Jesus candles (set your lord aflame).

Some people think of some crazy stuff.
Vogonsphere
01-06-2006, 10:20
they need to make jesus butter
Boonytopia
01-06-2006, 10:24
I can now have Jesus pancakes on Christmas Day!
Vogonsphere
01-06-2006, 10:26
I can now have Jesus pancakes on Christmas Day!
dont forget the butter
I V Stalin
01-06-2006, 10:39
they need to make jesus butter
Just get regular butter, a Jesus stamp, and some Jesus packaging for it, and you're in business...
Minoriteeburg
01-06-2006, 20:07
Just get regular butter, a Jesus stamp, and some Jesus packaging for it, and you're in business...


dont forget the side of savior syrup!
Vogonsphere
02-06-2006, 05:58
dont forget the side of savior syrup!
Yum
Halandra
02-06-2006, 06:09
I'd say I feel really creepy about "eating Jesus" but then again, I take communion every Sunday so it pretty much makes the point moot. O__O