NationStates Jolt Archive


Let's Terraform Utah

Neo Kervoskia
31-05-2006, 16:51
Let's terraform Utah so that it's livable. Burn down the cities and churches, Masonic lodges and fast food restaurants. After that we can send all the hippies and dissidents there, like in Escape from New York or something.
HC Eredivisie
31-05-2006, 16:52
LOL @ thread title:p
Neo Kervoskia
31-05-2006, 16:55
LOL @ thread title:p
It'd be fun I promise.
HC Eredivisie
31-05-2006, 16:57
It'd be fun I promise.
Can we pillage before the burning?:D
Neo Kervoskia
31-05-2006, 16:58
Can we pillage before the burning?:D
Only the residential areas.
Pepe Dominguez
31-05-2006, 16:58
Just leave Eddie's Truckstop in Beaver alone.. it's one of my hangouts.. :) Most of the rest of it looks like Mars already..
Citta Nuova
31-05-2006, 17:00
Where can I send my donations?
Neo Kervoskia
31-05-2006, 17:03
Where can I send my donations?
DynamiCopr Industries
2728 Rollings Road
Sampson, West Dakota
Xandabia
31-05-2006, 17:12
are we clearing space for mexicans?
Neo Kervoskia
31-05-2006, 17:14
are we clearing space for mexicans?
No, hippies and dissidents.
Xandabia
31-05-2006, 17:18
don't mexicans counts as dissidents?
Neo Kervoskia
31-05-2006, 17:23
I suppose. But Utah has limited space, so not many.
Xandabia
31-05-2006, 17:24
Don't worry we can pack them in nice and tight
Pepe Dominguez
31-05-2006, 17:27
...Utah has limited space...

:confused: Compared to.... what, Montana?
Aaronthepissedoff
01-06-2006, 16:25
Let's terraform Utah so that it's livable. Burn down the cities and churches, Masonic lodges and fast food restaurants. After that we can send all the hippies and dissidents there, like in Escape from New York or something.

Put all those hippes out here? They've got a hard enough time surviving in it as it is now.
Jello Biafra
01-06-2006, 16:28
Let's terraform Utah so that it's livable. Burn down the cities and churches, Masonic lodges and fast food restaurants. After that we can send all the hippies and dissidents there, like in Escape from New York or something.Okay, sounds good. What will we do with all the Mormons?
New Zero Seven
01-06-2006, 16:31
Just out of curiosity... what makes Utah so special for this project of yours?
Grabthars Hammer
01-06-2006, 19:12
Okay, sounds good. What will we do with all the Mormons?

Um... aren't they the ones that have been terraforming Utah for the last century and a half?
Citta Nuova
01-06-2006, 19:19
Okay, sounds good. What will we do with all the Mormons?

Boil them and turn them into fertiliser. Just like the Chinese used to do... (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4857226.stm)

That way, they will still be part of the great terraforming project...:D
Czardas
01-06-2006, 19:23
Minor point; hippies and dissidents already have a place to go, that being Canada. There's plenty more room for the rest of them anyway.

I say we just fill the whole state with water and put up a big wall around it. It can become the next big aquarium or something.
New Burmesia
01-06-2006, 20:32
Minor point; hippies and dissidents already have a place to go, that being Canada. There's plenty more room for the rest of them anyway.

I say we just fill the whole state with water and put up a big wall around it. It can become the next big aquarium or something.

I already thought there was a big wall of Limber tariffs between your two countries.