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Three-armed boy!

I V Stalin
31-05-2006, 16:33
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5032906.stm

Sadly, neither of his left arms function properly, he has only one kidney, and it's likely he'll develop curvature of the spine. But imagine how cool it'd be to have three arms...
Drunk commies deleted
31-05-2006, 16:37
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5032906.stm

Sadly, neither of his left arms function properly, he has only one kidney, and it's likely he'll develop curvature of the spine. But imagine how cool it'd be to have three arms...
You could get a job as a subway turnstile!
Golgothastan
31-05-2006, 16:38
It'd be cool to have three working arms and two functioning kidneys.

It would not be cool to have one working arms, two painful appendages, and a whole lot of internal fuckage.
Neo Kervoskia
31-05-2006, 16:40
Old news, but what if he had eight arms?
The Remote Islands
31-05-2006, 16:40
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5032906.stm

Sadly, neither of his left arms function properly, he has only one kidney, and it's likely he'll develop curvature of the spine. But imagine how cool it'd be to have three arms...
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*faints*
The Tribes Of Longton
31-05-2006, 16:40
He'd be ace at juggling if they worked. On the other hand, I'd bet he'd rather be ace at pissing and not developing hypertension.

Or, along the vein which DCD has set - a coat rack perhaps?
I V Stalin
31-05-2006, 16:40
Old news, but what if he had eight arms?
Then I'd have made the title of the thread 'Eight-armed boy!'...
Neo Kervoskia
31-05-2006, 16:43
Then I'd have made the title of the thread 'Eight-armed boy!'...
Now if he had three penises, then that'd be a plus.
Kanabia
31-05-2006, 16:44
You could get a job as a subway turnstile!

LMAO! :D
The Mindset
31-05-2006, 16:53
I love how he was born on April 1st. That'd be the most awesome prank ever.

"Surprise, mum! Look, three hands!"
Neo Kervoskia
31-05-2006, 16:54
You know we are all going to hell for this, right?
Kanabia
31-05-2006, 16:56
You know we are all going to hell for this, right?

Hm, I think this is just one thing on the list. No reason to worry about it specifically.
Neo Kervoskia
31-05-2006, 16:57
Hm, I think this is just one thing on the list. No reason to worry about it specifically.
Megh, I'm just going to enjoy the ride.
Kanabia
31-05-2006, 17:08
Megh, I'm just going to enjoy the ride.

Sounds fun.

Now where did I put my coat? Ah! That damn baby has it.

Oh, i've got another job for it:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/sieglers/carousel.jpg
Splang
31-05-2006, 17:11
Poor little mite.

He'd do a roaring trade impersonating Zaphod Beeblebrox at geek conventions though (not sure how the extra head would work).
I V Stalin
31-05-2006, 17:18
Poor little mite.

He'd do a roaring trade impersonating Zaphod Beeblebrox at geek conventions though (not sure how the extra head would work).
Just make it out of wax, like the BBC did. The tv series was so much better than that crap known as the film.
Splang
31-05-2006, 19:37
I found the TV series was the same as the radio show, only less good.

The film, while far from stunningly good, was at least a thing unto itself.