"I'd be a prostitute before I work for minimum wage!"
IL Ruffino
31-05-2006, 15:18
"I'd be a prostitute before I would work for minimum wage!"
A girl just said this.
lol..
So.. anyone else have any funny quotes?
The Nazz
31-05-2006, 15:21
"I'd be a prostitute before I would work for minimum wage!"
I guess she figures if she's going to get fucked by her boss, she ought to make some real money doing it.
BogMarsh
31-05-2006, 15:22
Addy and pic of her, pwease?
:p
Ashmoria
31-05-2006, 15:24
I wonder if she means it enough to be getting enough of an education or training that she never need do either.
She may intend to do both.
IL Ruffino
31-05-2006, 15:28
Addy and pic of her, pwease?
:p
She just left :(
The Alma Mater
31-05-2006, 15:28
"I'd be a prostitute before I would work for minimum wage!"
What is wrong with working for minimum wage ? Or working for much more and gving the rest to charity ?
Such a greedy girl makes baby Jesus cry.
IL Ruffino
31-05-2006, 15:29
I guess she figures if she's going to get fucked by her boss, she ought to make some real money doing it.
:p
BogMarsh
31-05-2006, 15:30
:p
*shrug*
20 bucks a pop, then?
:fluffle:
IL Ruffino
31-05-2006, 15:31
What is wrong with working for minimum wage ? Or working for much more and gving the rest to charity ?
Such a greedy girl makes baby Jesus cry.
Indigestion makes baby Jesus cry :)
Psychotic Military
31-05-2006, 15:31
"I'd be a prostitute before I would work for minimum wage!"
A girl just said this.
lol..
So.. anyone else have any funny quotes?
I guess she hasent been to any down and out stip joints....lol
IL Ruffino
31-05-2006, 15:31
*shrug*
20 bucks a pop, then?
:fluffle:
Did I just become a pimp?
Cool!
$20 for my best hoe? j00 crazay?
IL Ruffino
31-05-2006, 15:33
I guess she hasent been to any down and out stip joints....lol
She'd make more money at a gay club.
(She looks and sounds like a trany)
What is wrong with working for minimum wage ? Or working for much more and gving the rest to charity ?
Such a greedy girl makes baby Jesus cry.
Because you can't support yourself on minimum wage. Honestly stripper is a much better profession than hooker. You make good money without the hazards, and if you turn tricks you make even more!
BogMarsh
31-05-2006, 15:36
Did I just become a pimp?
Cool!
$20 for my best hoe? j00 crazay?
Naw, man.
You take mo money, or I burry yo bitch!
*slips into his Godfather suit*
IL Ruffino
31-05-2006, 15:37
Because you can't support yourself on minimum wage. Honestly stripper is a much better profession than hooker. You make good money without the hazards, and if you turn tricks you make even more!
I'll tell her that next time I see her.
And get back to us with her response. If she doesn't break your arms. :rolleyes:
IL Ruffino
31-05-2006, 15:40
Naw, man.
You take mo money, or I burry yo bitch!
*slips into his Godfather suit*
*spits colt 45 out of mouth laughing*
I'll get 50 cent afta yo spagetti cookin ass!
Wallonochia
31-05-2006, 15:41
I wonder if she means it enough to be getting enough of an education or training that she never need do either.
Well, most people work have to work minimum wage while they're pursuing that education.
BogMarsh
31-05-2006, 15:41
*spits colt 45 out of mouth laughing*
I'll get 50 cent afta yo spagetti cookin ass!
*turns around*
Dirty Ezzio! Filthy Lucca!
*slaps*
Give da Moley a lesson, will ya?
IL Ruffino
31-05-2006, 15:42
And get back to us with her response. If she doesn't break your arms. :rolleyes:
Hoes respect pimps ;)
IL Ruffino
31-05-2006, 15:44
*turns around*
Dirty Ezzio! Filthy Lucca!
*slaps*
Give da Moley a lesson, will ya?
I'll make you and offer.. you can't.. refuse.
Go back to your boot of a country, or I summon a drive-by on yo ass!
Because you can't support yourself on minimum wage. Honestly stripper is a much better profession than hooker. You make good money without the hazards, and if you turn tricks you make even more!
If this gets out it might interfere with your position as a career guidance counsellor
BogMarsh
31-05-2006, 16:00
I'll make you and offer.. you can't.. refuse.
Go back to your boot of a country, or I summon a drive-by on yo ass!
Who da *oc* you thinka you are?
New York, she is now Greater Shicillia!
Neo Kervoskia
31-05-2006, 16:02
So she's a wage-slave either way?
BogMarsh
31-05-2006, 16:03
So she's a wage-slave either way?
You stop disrespecting Ruffio's bimbo, you hear?
If this gets out it might interfere with your position as a career guidance counsellor
I call 'em like I see 'em. Guidance counselor, who wants to listen to career advice from someone still stuck in highschool at age 40?
I call 'em like I see 'em. Guidance counselor, who wants to listen to career advice from someone still stuck in highschool at age 40?
Ruffy's bimbo?
BogMarsh
31-05-2006, 16:06
I call 'em like I see 'em. Guidance counselor, who wants to listen to career advice from someone still stuck in highschool at age 40?
Anyone in Kansas... :p
A Nun was going around to all her students asking what they wanted to be when they grew up. When she asked one girl, the girl replied "I want to be a prostitute" the Nun said "What?!!!!?" The girl repeated herself. The Nun replied "Oh thank God I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant."
lol
Nerotika
31-05-2006, 16:11
So would I...lucky I make 10 Cents over minimum wage, thank god though because if I were a prosititute, my image would be kinda distubing...wait I would have to be a jiggalo (Thats the word right?) wouldn`t I?
BogMarsh
31-05-2006, 16:14
Na. That isn't the word.
:p
IL Ruffino
31-05-2006, 16:14
Who da *oc* you thinka you are?
New York, she is now Greater Shicillia!
She's a polok.
BogMarsh
31-05-2006, 16:15
She's a polok.
In da case, she work as a prostitute for 5 bucks an hour...
Nerotika
31-05-2006, 16:15
Na. That isn't the word.
:p
:eek: are you mocking me?
BogMarsh
31-05-2006, 16:16
:eek: are you mocking me?
Yup.
Nerotika
31-05-2006, 16:17
Yup.
ouch...
BogMarsh
31-05-2006, 16:18
ouch...
Come on. We're all Goodfellas here...
IL Ruffino
31-05-2006, 16:53
Come on. We're all Goodfellas here...
Dats right Paulie!
Xandabia
31-05-2006, 17:15
bring on the dancing girls
DrunkenDove
31-05-2006, 17:31
What is wrong with working for minimum wage ? Or working for much more and gving the rest to charity ?
Such a greedy girl makes baby Jesus cry.
Go back to Russia, you commie. Don't ya know that greed is good?
Nerotika
31-05-2006, 18:06
Go back to Russia, you commie. Don't ya know that greed is good?
yes greed makes the world go round.
Zolworld
31-05-2006, 18:30
Someone I know recently remarked that Lance Armstrong has never achieved anything worthwhile. I know he hasnt ended world poverty or anything but it seems a little harsh.
Nerotika
31-05-2006, 18:31
Someone I know recently remarked that Lance Armstrong has never achieved anything worthwhile. I know he hasnt ended world poverty or anything but it seems a little harsh.
Hey riding a bike around a country is harder than it looks...oh wait no its as hard as it looks, man that seats gotta chafe.
DrunkenDove
31-05-2006, 18:33
Someone I know recently remarked that Lance Armstrong has never achieved anything worthwhile. I know he hasnt ended world poverty or anything but it seems a little harsh.
How random.
Nerotika
31-05-2006, 18:36
How random.
yeah well the world runs on randomisity.