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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is
watching you."


He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself
a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began
searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."


Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source
of the voice.


Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a
parrot. Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.


"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."


The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"


"Moses," replied the bird.


"Moses?" the burglar laughed .. " W hat kind of people would name a bird Moses?"


"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

I was expecting something more meaningful.

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is
watching you."


He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself
a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began
searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."


Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source
of the voice.


Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a
parrot. Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.


"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."


The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"


"Moses," replied the bird.


"Moses?" the burglar laughed .. " W hat kind of people would name a bird Moses?"


"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."


Very cool....lolololol

*titters... in between munching sandwich*


mmmm sandwich :)

Haha

*snip joke*
Good one!

Old.

:p

Good one ET! :D

*titters... in between munching sandwich*

mmmm sandwich :)
Hey! Where's mine, you twit! :p

I was expecting something more meaningful.
So sorry to disappoint you. Perhaps next time. :p

Very cool....lolololol
Well, the responses are all over the map, I see! :D

Old.
Hmmm. Is that an agist comment???? ;)

Another one, because it fits the title ;) :

Does Jesus Watch Me Go Poopy?

Dear Pastor,

My momma tells me I had better behave myself, on account of Jesus is always watching. She says He sees EVERYTHING that I am doing. Does that mean that Jesus is even staring at me every time I pull down my pants to go poopy?

Yours in Christ,

- Sue Ellen

Read on for the answer: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0506/watchingyoupoo.html

*teehee*

*titters... in between munching sandwich*


mmmm sandwich :)
White bread, mayo, potato chips?

Am I right?

Accept Jesus and Get a Free Playstation 2! (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/ps2.html)

Another one, because it fits the title ;) :

Does Jesus Watch Me Go Poopy?

Dear Pastor,

My momma tells me I had better behave myself, on account of Jesus is always watching. She says He sees EVERYTHING that I am doing. Does that mean that Jesus is even staring at me every time I pull down my pants to go poopy?

Yours in Christ,

- Sue Ellen

Read on for the answer: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0506/watchingyoupoo.html
OMG! ROFLMFAO!!!! Check THIS out: http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist :D

I want one of these: http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.38638191

:D

Eut, how much coffee do you drink?

It's still too early to be sitting up straight.. and you're hyper.. share the coke!

I want one of these: http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.38638191

:D
I want one too :p

Honestly, I think Jesus and God don't care if they see you doing private stuff(Sex, going to the bathroom), because it's their job to look over you.

Honestly, I think Jesus and God don't care if they see you doing private stuff(Sex, going to the bathroom), because it's their job to look over you.
You.. didn't read more than the thread title, did you?