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Oww... My poor lil' finger

Naliitr
31-05-2006, 05:31
Here's what happened. My cat was screwing around on a lamp-stand in the living room. She knocked it over. It was falling something in slow motion, so I tried to catch it. It still dropped. So, the glass cut my middle finger open. Now then, this hurts alot more than my regular "cutting" activities because a) Didn't expect the pain, b) Cut "A little too deep", c) glass cuts a LOT differently than a blade. So yeah, I was bleeding rather thouroughly. Blood was all over the bathroom floor. It was so bloody it wasn't even funny. So I had to drink my blood to stop it from getting all over the floor. Rather tastey, I might add. Another thing I might add is that the loss of blood made me rather giddy. I might "cut a little too deep" some times just to experience that giddiness again. Anyways, we put some neosporin on the wound then but a band-aid on it. However, I cannot type with the finger anymore as I cannot bend it, and I cannot crack it. My finger NEEDS to be cracked. But I am unable to. So it is causing me great distress. WHY CAN'T YOU CRACK YOU DAMN FINGER?!?! WHY?!?! Anyways, how was your day?
United Uniformity
31-05-2006, 05:33
Naliitr
Anyways, how was your day?

Fine thanks :p
The South Islands
31-05-2006, 05:33
O NOES!


On a related topic, does anyone happen to remember that poster who came in here about one a week and posted thread after thread about her dead kitty?
Crown Prince Satan
31-05-2006, 05:33
My finger NEEDS to be cracked. But I am unable to. So it is causing me great distress. WHY CAN'T YOU CRACK YOU DAMN FINGER?!?! WHY?!?! Anyways, how was your day?
I'll crack your damned finger, if you want me to...
IL Ruffino
31-05-2006, 05:36
My day? Lotsa sex.
Big Jim P
31-05-2006, 05:36
You cut your finger trying to save a cat? Kill the cat.
Strasse II
31-05-2006, 05:36
My day? Lotsa sex.

You are lying.
IL Ruffino
31-05-2006, 05:41
You are lying.
:(
Peisandros
31-05-2006, 05:49
:(
I know it's true, don't worry.

Hand-sex still counts.
Wilgrove
31-05-2006, 05:50
I know it's true, don't worry.

Hand-sex still counts.

No it doesn't.
Peisandros
31-05-2006, 05:50
No it doesn't.
Hey, it does for IL.
IL Ruffino
31-05-2006, 06:24
*regrets posting in thread*
The Parkus Empire
31-05-2006, 06:29
You can count on pot-smoking mentally-Il Raffino to make himself look like an idiot. Teach your personal Meowsah some mannahs.
Naliitr
31-05-2006, 14:21
O NOES!


On a related topic, does anyone happen to remember that poster who came in here about one a week and posted thread after thread about her dead kitty?
Wow, I mean one of my cats died just Friday, but do you see me posting non-stop about it?
Jeruselem
31-05-2006, 14:24
Wow, I mean one of my cats died just Friday, but do you see me posting non-stop about it?

SO we going have another ex-cat now? :p
Pure Metal
31-05-2006, 14:39
My finger NEEDS to be cracked. But I am unable to. So it is causing me great distress. WHY CAN'T YOU CRACK YOU DAMN FINGER?!?! WHY?!?! Anyways, how was your day?
oh god i hate that... you need to crack it but can't... same goes for necks and elbows too... grrrrrrrrr :mad: (i share your anger)


my day has been ok so far. glasses broke yesterday so having to wear broken pair till new ones are ready, so my eyes hurt and stuff, but other than that tis ok