NationStates Jolt Archive

What are you?

You need to remove the normal poster option. No one here is normal.

Normal ... if I was a puppet or a lurker my post count would not be ... as extensive as it is

You need to remove the normal poster option. No one here is normal.

Exactly. But how very normal of us to point that out.

Wheres the "La Dame is a post whore" option?

*thinks of something insightful/funny/interesting to post*


*decides against it*
*returns to the shadows*

Where's the 'Monkeypimp' option?

I'm a Noob Lurker.
:cool:

:rolleyes: I'm indecisive

Where's the 'Monkeypimp' option?

Yeah, I wanna be a monkeypimp too.

can i vote "teh pwnerer"

please? ;)

can i vote "teh pwnerer"

please? ;)

No. :p

By the standards of NS General, I'm a lurker I guess. 3 years and 1K posts seems pretty slow around these parts.

By the standards of NS General, I'm a lurker I guess. 3 years and 1K posts seems pretty slow around these parts.
Well, at least you're still around. There seem to be a lot of people who very quickly get to 500-1,000 posts and then disappear.

How many 'regulars' would people say were on here? If you take a 'regular' to mean someone who posts often enough and for long enough for people to get to know who they are and a bit about what they believe. 40? 50?

I did disappear for a year or so. I think there're so many posters on this board you just lose track of stuff.

I reckon who you'd term a regular depends on how much time you spend on the forum, but for me there'd be no more than 20 names I'd recognise on this board.

You tell me.

I'm a newb, with an "ew" rather than a double "0." :)

I'm mainly here to excercise my own brain and pick the brains of others. I'm not here to evangelise a political doctrine (unlike some!). This may explain my sometimes apparently contradictory opinions.

Normal? Hah! I used to be a lurker, but now I just post. Why is there no post-whore option?

Woo! Splang sigged me! Truly I now have cred. >.>

Normal? Hah! I used to be a lurker, but now I just post. Why is there no post-whore option?

Woo! Splang sigged me! Truly I now have cred. >.>


Maybe it's an age thing, but I have no idea what a noob or a puppet is, anybody?

You tell me.
Are you resigning your second incarnations idividuality to the masses?

Maybe it's an age thing, but I have no idea what a noob or a puppet is, anybody?
A n00b is a new player who acts in a n00bish way, often talking in txt spk, or refusing to behave. They generally make asses of themselves.

A puppet is just an account anonymously controlled by another player.

You need to remove the normal poster option. No one here is normal.

Naw - we're all normal posters - meaning we're all nutty and abnormal in our own special ways.

Lurker

/me points at post count




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A n00b is a new player who acts in a n00bish way, often talking in txt spkr.
ShT TH FCK P U FCKN CCKSCKR!!!!1!!
:upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:

I just HAD to sign on with a puppet account, just so I could give that answer. :)

Well, considering my rate of posts, I am a cross between normal poster and a quick poster.

i would like to consider myself a normal poster, but to some i may be different.

Well, considering my rate of posts, I am a cross between normal poster and a quick poster.
Lie.

No. :p
waaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!! :(


*throws hissy-fit... whatever one of those is*

i would like to consider myself a normal poster, but to some i may be different.
You're a damn freak, babe.

All of the above.

ShT TH FCK P U FCKN CCKSCKR!!!!1!!
:upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:


I think you are being a n00b yourself. A http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/tweetz/spam4.gifing n00b.

Lie.


So you think I am an even quicker poster, or an imbecile.

So you think I am an even quicker poster, or an imbecile.
A Novice Poster on the way to Generalitedom.

A Novice Poster on the way to Generalitedom.


What does that mean?

What does that mean?
If you keep this up, you'll be like the rest of us in a few months.

I'm the litmus-test here.
Of what, deponent saieth not.

If you keep this up, you'll be like the rest of us in a few months.
:eek:

You recieve my Offical Smilie Of Approval!!!: http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/biggthumpup.gif

Wondering where I get my Offical Smilie Of Approval? (Look in the "Toothy" section!) (http://www.mysmilies.com)

If you keep this up, you'll be like the rest of us in a few months.
He will learn, be accepted, but.. for now.. [insert young grasshopper comment here]

So you think I am an even quicker poster, or an imbecile.
I'd call you.. a.. novelty NSer.

I'd call you.. a.. novelty NSer.
Like Abassadorship?

can i vote "teh pwnerer"

please? ;)

Dude, what happened to you? How did I start catching up in posts? See what happens when you get a girl?

Like Abassadorship?

Or Corneliu...

I'd call you.. a.. novelty NSer.
Does that mean I am unusual?

Dude, what happened to you? How did I start catching up in posts? See what happens when you get a girl?
See what happens when you try and debate Ny Nordland? ;)

Dude, what happened to you? How did I start catching up in posts? See what happens when you get a girl?
lol its true! though i think its more than just her.... i work a lot more/harder than i used to as well (so that i can go see her :D)

i have noticed all you other people getting scarily large postcounts while mine stays pretty much the same... i don't like it! :(
but then i already have over 13k so i'm pretty secure in my non-noobishness ;) :p


and don't worry, i'm not going anywhere - i still loves this forum :fluffle: :)

What are you?

Not normal, not a noob (whatever the fuck that is) and not a lurker.

Bored and frustrated ?

I'm surprised anyone admits to being a n00b.

I've never understood the whole concept of heaping shit and derision upon new members of sites or movements or what-have-you. I've seen it over and over again and it always strikes me as geeks adopting the worst characteristics of jocks. I went through school before hazing was outlawed. I spent my time in garbage cans, ducted to flagpoles, and so on as a freshman. I never understood it -- everyone else was a n00b at one point and needed help understanding the interface and protocols of any community, online or real-life.

I know I'll probably get some minor flaming for this, but what, really, is the point? To make yourself feel better at the expense of others? isn't that why we like the anonymity of the online community in the first place?

Sorry -- I don't have pet peeves, like Carlin, I have "major psychotic fuckin' hatreds." And this trampling of new people for making new person mistakes (mistakes they should logically be expected to make) is one of them.

We now return you to your regularly-scheduled poll thread.

You see those Flame Warriors links in my sig? Yep, there's your answer right there.

See what happens when you try and debate Ny Nordland? ;)
1000 posts and he still doesn't have a clue what I'm talking about. ;)

Does that mean I am unusual?
I'm afraid it means you have color cancer. Soon the colors will eat away at your body and then...it's too horrible to say.

Holy crap, there's a load of lurkers about.

You're a damn freak, babe.


im a freak in many areas :D

I mostly lurk, posting once in a while...

I'm surprised anyone admits to being a n00b.

I've never understood the whole concept of heaping shit and derision upon new members of sites or movements or what-have-you. I've seen it over and over again and it always strikes me as geeks adopting the worst characteristics of jocks. I went through school before hazing was outlawed. I spent my time in garbage cans, ducted to flagpoles, and so on as a freshman. I never understood it -- everyone else was a n00b at one point and needed help understanding the interface and protocols of any community, online or real-life.

I know I'll probably get some minor flaming for this, but what, really, is the point? To make yourself feel better at the expense of others? isn't that why we like the anonymity of the online community in the first place?

Sorry -- I don't have pet peeves, like Carlin, I have "major psychotic fuckin' hatreds." And this trampling of new people for making new person mistakes (mistakes they should logically be expected to make) is one of them.

We now return you to your regularly-scheduled poll thread.

I don't think it's as bad here as you make out. I never felt hazed nor do I think I've done any hazing. Mostly I think the people who get a lot of guff are the people who enter the forum swinging and quickly find themselves over their head. Wiser posters, new or not, get a lay of the land before they start a war.

Puppet.

Puppet.

Actually, we've been accused of being puppets of one another before. Several times I think. I not positive, but I think Nordland said it and Whit at one time or another as well.

Puppet.
I knew it! You're really one of these...
http://www.care-bears.com/CareBears/html/about/img/f_laughalot.gif

I knew it! You're really one of these...
http://www.care-bears.com/CareBears/html/about/img/f_laughalot.gif

Puppet or not, I knew that. He's constantly got a little baby on his arm.

You're a damn freak, babe.


thats also going in my sig

Puppet or not, I knew that. He's constantly got a little baby on his arm.
You mean when he's eating it or for something else?

I like to consider myself normal...
...by General standards.

Lurker me is.

im a freak in many areas :D
Rawr ;)

thats also going in my sig
:D

Second time I've been sig'd today, I'm on a roll!

:D

Second time I've been sig'd today, I'm on a roll!


well i always love being called a freak

Actually, we've been accused of being puppets of one another before. Several times I think. I not positive, but I think Nordland said it and Whit at one time or another as well.

This is very true.

I also got accused, at one point, of being a puppet of Bottle AND Dempublicents. (Yes - at the same time...)

I take it as a badge of honour, the people to whom my puppetiness is ascribed. :)

I knew it! You're really one of these...
http://www.care-bears.com/CareBears/html/about/img/f_laughalot.gif

The resemblence is undeniable.. :)

You need to remove the normal poster option. No one here is normal.

I suppose he means 'regular' poster. :p

Puppet or not, I knew that. He's constantly got a little baby on his arm.

This, also, is very true. Except... he's now a little more than 7 months old, and - true to his daddy's genetics, the little bugger is already 22lbs of bruiser. Little boy ain't so little no more. :)

You mean when he's eating it or for something else?

Great. Now I have mental-images of Carebears eating babies....

i love the fact that there are almost as many lurkers as regulars, but isn't that the case with every forum?

at least the 3 ive been on.

What does that mean?
If you keep this up, you'll be like the rest of us in a few months.

We accept you, we aceept you, one of us, one of us.

Great. Now I have mental-images of Carebears eating babies....
Like you don't already have a giant mural of that painted on your bedroom walls.

I used to be a regular, but I'm more of a lurker now that I've become to lazy to post regularly.

Great. Now I have mental-images of Carebears eating babies....
They're evil little bastards. Rip your face right off they will, all with the power of love in their hearts and a warm smile.

Great. Now I have mental-images of Carebears eating babies....


what about the image of babies eating carebears?

baby hilter eating carebears perhaps....

would that help?

what about the image of babies eating carebears?

baby hilter eating carebears perhaps....

would that help?

Baby Hitler eating Carebears... yes, that works. :D

We accept you, we aceept you, one of us, one of us.
One of us, one us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble.

im normal...<.< >.>

im normal...<.< >.>
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This, also, is very true. Except... he's now a little more than 7 months old, and - true to his daddy's genetics, the little bugger is already 22lbs of bruiser. Little boy ain't so little no more. :)

I would like to point out that I was just a little over 90 pounds at 13. Your kid is going to be bigger than I was then by the time he's four.

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Are you trying to tell me somthing?

Are you trying to tell me somthing?
Perhaps.

Baby Hitler eating Carebears... yes, that works. :D


glad i could help then :D

Lurker. I have times where I post, and othertimes...well, I don't.

I would like to point out that I was just a little over 90 pounds at 13. Your kid is going to be bigger than I was then by the time he's four.

You shaped up much the same way I did... I was about 100 pounds when I was about... 12?

My little boy is shaping up like my 'baby' brother... but I know he's 4000 miles too far away to be responsible... so I'm going to assume it is just those same 'survival of the fittest' genetics, a generation further on. :)

We accept you, we aceept you, one of us, one of us.
No!!! Not that damn movie!

*twitches*

You need a self-confessed spammer option.

No!!! Not that damn movie!

*twitches*


which movie was that again?

One of us, one us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble.
NONONONONO111!

*fingers in ears*

which movie was that again?
A very evil movie. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0022913/)

A very evil movie. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0022913/)


FREAKS! man its been ages since ive seen that.

great picture

FREAKS! man its been ages since ive seen that.

great picture
No.

Location: Osaka Airport

:eek:

Are youy shitting me or are you really in town!?!?!?

No.


No? what do you mean?

I lurk. I would post, but I never get round to it. Which is why this post doesn't exactly exist.

Lurker...hence the almost 200 posts in 2 and half years.

No? what do you mean?
The ending of that movie.. is.. if I remember correctly.. too fucked up for me.

The ending of that movie.. is.. if I remember correctly.. too fucked up for me.


well it isnt for the squeamish. ive been watching horror since childhood


is it a little disturbing that i was laughing at the texas chainsaw massacre at 4? and never had a single nightmare?

The ending of that movie.. is.. if I remember correctly.. too fucked up for me.

I've always found it was a great "just desserts" sort of ending...

well it isnt for the squeamish. ive been watching horror since childhood


is it a little disturbing that i was laughing at the texas chainsaw massacre at 4? and never had a single nightmare?
Oh don't get me wrong, I love fucked up movies, but this one.. is just.. disturbing..

I was laughing at what my mom calls a "gory" movie and she was giving me this look like "you.. sick fuck."

Oh don't get me wrong, I love fucked up movies, but this one.. is just.. disturbing..

I was laughing at what my mom calls a "gory" movie and she was giving me this look like "you.. sick fuck."


my mother felt jurassic park was gory if that makes you feel better.

my mother felt jurassic park was gory if that makes you feel better.
Hahahaha

Thank you for that :D

I've always found it was a great "just desserts" sort of ending...
Weird child.

Wheres the "La Dame is a post whore" option?

:fluffle:

I still think im normal...at least more normal than you people...or perhapes my knowlage of normal would be clouded do to my non-normalcy...hmmmm

What are you?
Human.

Next question?

Human.

Next question?

What should we ask you?

We accept you, we aceept you, one of us, one of us.


Sheesh, now lots of people nowadays are recieving my Offical Smilie Of Approval: http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/biggthumpup.gif

my mother felt jurassic park was gory if that makes you feel better.


Well it WOULD totally suck if you were sitting there happily taking a shit, and a T-rex came and ruined it..