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Foxxinnia's Reincarnation Investment Banking

New Foxxinnia
31-05-2006, 03:46
Have you ever wondered about your life after next? Are you afraid you will be born a poor child and have to live the live of a pauper? Well have no fear! Thanks the Foxxinnia's Reincarnation Investment Banking (FRIB) you can simply place an investment of any size into a personal account which makes an amazing 9.5% annual interest.

When you visit us at one of our dozens of locations around the nation one of out friendly tellers will assist you in the process of placing your money in your post-mortem savings account. All you need is the amount of money you wish to deposit, in cash, along with your social security number and name. Upon your death, have arrangements made that a copy of your death certificate is sent to one of our banks. Then after reincarnation simply return to any of our locations, it doesn't have to be your original location, and give your SS number and your “before death name” to the teller to receive your invested money. Unfortunately, because of the purpose of the bank you cannot take out your money until you reincarnate. Additionally, no one else beside you can withdraw the money.

So stop in now and ensure your future®.