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Or so I hear - people at my school, by and large, are smart enough not to come to school high, and all my friends are straightlaced (somehow). However, I've heard of several fun ways to mess with them and I want more ideas, so bring it on. Stories of reactions are cool too.

- Wave your hands like a bubble around their head repeating "you're in a bubble". Suddenly say "pop" and lightly thwack the sides of their head.

- Repeat "you're running through a forest" and chop your hands in the air on either side of their head (like trees rushing past) Then say "tree" and put a hand in the middle of their forehead (but be careful of their nose).

- Put your index fingers together. Say "follow my fingers" and draw out random patterns slowly enough for them to follow. Then pull your fingers apart and to totally opposite sides. This freaks out sober people too!

The only one I got is give them a piece of string.

None of this would affect stoners much, unless they're so toasted they can't walk.

Thats bollocks. They would just piss you off when you were caned. Wouldnt be interesting or amusing in the slightest.

You know what's really funny? When a stoner kicks the crap out of a wigger for messing with him. I saw that happen last week...

I was waiting by my bus stop and saw these two wiggaz walking by. One was in this shiny blue velvet track suit with a huge stereo on his shoulder, listening to some low-quality rap song. The other had this enormous and fake looking shiny dollar sign around his neck, and was wearing a white and silver track suit. When they walked by they were like,

"Yo, dawg. Wuzzup in tha hizzle." I almost died laughing, which they didn't enjoy too much. Fortunately enough, they left me alone.

You got a translator for that?

Fortunately enough, they left me alone.
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Personally, I go out of my way to mess with wiggers, with the hope of starting a fight. Hate those bastards.

Wiggers can't fight for crap, either. I saw this video of an emo kid and a wigger fighting, and the emo was kicking ass, until the wigger's friend kicked him in the head.

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Personally, I go out of my way to mess with wiggers, with the hope of starting a fight. Hate those bastards.

Wiggers can't fight for crap, either. I saw this video of an emo kid and a wigger fighting, and the emo was kicking ass, until the wigger's friend kicked him in the head.

*shrugs* better a chav than a racist.

*shrugs* better a chav than a racist.
...What's a chav?
That sounds British, and I'm a Yank.

...What's a chav?
That sounds British, and I'm a Yank.

A chav is one of those blasted white kids who won't accept white culture! Dagnabbit!

Chavs are wiggers in plaid caps. They drive Novas that thump.

Northern Chavs are neds.

a gud way to mess with stoners heads is too talk or pretend to talk about them in front of them, glancing and pointing at them. It gets them really paranoid..believe me i should know..

I've seen alot of smug, better-than-you assholes get their faces rearranged for 'freaking out the stoners'. I smoke alot of pot, but if you tried any of that on me you'd get punked and made to leave my presence. Myself aside, my advice would be to leave these kids alone before they put the boots to you or stick a pen in your face.

Stereotypes are for fucking idiots.

Or so I hear - people at my school, by and large, are smart enough not to come to school high, and all my friends are straightlaced (somehow). However, I've heard of several fun ways to mess with them and I want more ideas, so bring it on. Stories of reactions are cool too.

Son, I strongly recommend that you leave your local potheads alone. We don't generally kick people's asses as a rule, by I'd be willing to bet an exception might be made for you, assuming you're half as ignorant and annoying as this post.

A chav is one of those blasted white kids who won't accept white culture! Dagnabbit!

I take it that they then proceed to make a complete mockery of what they percieve as "black" or "urban" culture that they derive from stereotypes of blacks promoted by music and television companies...just like the wiggers here.

I once pretended that this jerk-offf stoner's eyes were really bloodshot during class. He was so high, he believed me and went through the rest of the class with a book covering his eyes. The teacher saw him and just sighed. But for the most part, stoners are cool, so I don't try to mess with them, plus they have to be really out of it to get them good.

Heh. Someone tried that bubble thing on a mate of mine when he was caned. He'd heard it before though, and said pop before they could. Just before he headbutted them.

I take it that they then proceed to make a complete mockery of what they percieve as "black" or "urban" culture that they derive from stereotypes of blacks promoted by music and television companies...just like the wiggers here.


No they hang outside of pubs after closing time and kick the bejeezus out of one another mostly.

There needs to be more stoners in this world. Fewer people will be opposing me then in my bid for world domination

No they hang outside of pubs after closing time and kick the bejeezus out of one another mostly.

Well, at least that's entertaining...wiggers are just depressing. They can't even fight at all, for God's sake.

Try the old pull-my-finger trick on stoners.

Or so I hear - people at my school, by and large, are smart enough not to come to school high, and all my friends are straightlaced (somehow). However, I've heard of several fun ways to mess with them and I want more ideas, so bring it on. Stories of reactions are cool too.

- Wave your hands like a bubble around their head repeating "you're in a bubble". Suddenly say "pop" and lightly thwack the sides of their head.

- Repeat "you're running through a forest" and chop your hands in the air on either side of their head (like trees rushing past) Then say "tree" and put a hand in the middle of their forehead (but be careful of their nose).

- Put your index fingers together. Say "follow my fingers" and draw out random patterns slowly enough for them to follow. Then pull your fingers apart and to totally opposite sides. This freaks out sober people too!


Sounds lame, and annoying. It wouldn't confuse me if I was high, just make me want to smack you upside the head... :rolleyes:

Most of the time potheads just laugh at most of the things you do to them.

You know what's really funny? When a stoner kicks the crap out of a wigger for messing with him. I saw that happen last week...

Most wiggers are stoners.

Most wiggers are stoners.

....but most stoners are not wiggers.

This thread is doo-doo.

Half the people up in it have never even seen let alone smoked herb.


What do you people mean by stoner?


Stoners are a varied people.

Dr. Dre and Jerry Garcia could both be considered stoners.

....but most stoners are not wiggers.

Anyone could be a stoner.

There could be one right behind you!

....but most stoners are not wiggers.

Seconded...most wiggers are dumbasses who smoke shitty cigarettes and should not be confused with stoners, 80-90% of whom are pretty decent and cool people.

Anyone could be a stoner.

There could be one right behind you!
Aah!

Oh wait, reflection...

Aah!

Oh wait, reflection...

Heh.

Anyone could be a stoner.

There could be one right behind you!

I wish. He might have something better than the cheap schwag I've been smoking.

Most stoner I've ever known generally wouldn't bother anyone. We stayed to ourselves until some outsider messed with us. Meh.

Or so I hear - people at my school, by and large, are smart enough not to come to school high,<snip>
As has already been covered, you're cartoonish impression of what stoners are like is ridiculous and grounded in fantasy. Imagine pulling this retarded crap on Carl Sagan.

But the reason I quoted is because I'm willing to bet that you wouldn't have the foggeist fucking idea if your fellow classmates where coming to school stoned-and I'll bet there are more than enough that do. The greatest part is that there's a pretty even chance that they've been messing with you...because niave people are fun no matter what you're on...

A mean one is to give them booze. In about 1/3 of the population, the mix of pot and alchohal triggers the vomit reflex, and they're bound to get really messed up. This can be dangerous, though, especially because in another 1/3 of the population, this mix supresses the vomit reflex, making it harder for the person to determine how much they've had to drink, with no automatic safegaurd.

A more benign one is to get a kitten. Everybody loves kittens! Although, they can apperently be somewhat frightning when placed on the head of someone stoned, with no warning...

Get shiny pieces of metal, they freak out! :D

As has already been covered, you're cartoonish impression of what stoners are like is ridiculous and grounded in fantasy. Imagine pulling this retarded crap on Carl Sagan

You'd be surprised at how many people are stunned that Carl Sagan smoked marijuana at the same time that he was a leader in astrophysics...it really shatters some of the stereotypes of stoners.