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What is Cthulhu Fhtagn?

Ladamesansmerci
31-05-2006, 00:25
This has been bugging me for a while. What exactly is Cthulhu Fhtagn?
Gurguvungunit
31-05-2006, 00:26
I don't know, but there's abuilding with cthulhuthemovie.com painted on it by my school. I haven't gone there yet, but someday I will.
Drunk commies deleted
31-05-2006, 00:28
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

It's part of a chant to Great Cthulhu. In it's complete form it means "In his sunken city at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu lies dreaming. Often chanted by his worshipers while dancing around an image of him after having given sacrifice to the beasts who serve him in dark, shunned places of this world.
CthulhuFhtagn
31-05-2006, 00:28
This has been bugging me for a while. What exactly is Cthulhu Fhtagn?
You fail at the Internet.
Liberated New Ireland
31-05-2006, 00:28
In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.
Wiki Cthulhu.
Liberated New Ireland
31-05-2006, 00:29
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

It's part of a chant to Great Cthulhu. In it's complete form it means "In his sunken city at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu lies dreaming. Often chanted by his worshipers while dancing around an image of him after having given sacrifice to the beasts who serve him in dark, shunned places of this world.
You beat me to it, you bastard!!!!
BTW, you can read Call of Cthulhu for free on Wikisource.
Drunk commies deleted
31-05-2006, 00:29
In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.
Wiki Cthulhu.
My bad, that's the correct translation.
Ladamesansmerci
31-05-2006, 00:30
You fail at the Internet.
That's why I'm asking. Now answer me or go away. I'm not in the mood to be insulted today.
DrunkenDove
31-05-2006, 00:30
Cthulhu. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu)
Liberated New Ireland
31-05-2006, 00:30
I'm not in the mood to be insulted today.
I'll insult you if I feel like it.
Gurguvungunit
31-05-2006, 00:33
Now now...
Ladamesansmerci
31-05-2006, 00:34
Cthulhu. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu)
So it's a fictional character...what's the big deal about him?
Liberated New Ireland
31-05-2006, 00:37
So it's a fictional character...what's the big deal about him?
If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings... It represented a monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind. This thing, which seemed instinct with a fearsome and unnatural malignancy, was of a somewhat bloated corpulence...

Now do you understand?
Drunk commies deleted
31-05-2006, 00:37
So it's a fictional character...what's the big deal about him?
His fictionality is disputed.

by people with overactive imaginations.

Actually he's the central figure in a mythos created by H.P. Lovecraft. Many people consider Lovecraft's stories to be among the best, and certainly most original, in horror literature. He's got a huge cult (hehe) fanbase.
Liberated New Ireland
31-05-2006, 00:39
His fictionality is disputed.

by people with overactive imaginations.

Actually he's the central figure in a mythos created by H.P. Lovecraft. Many people consider Lovecraft's stories to be among the best, and certainly most original, in horror literature. He's got a huge cult (hehe) fanbase.
Dude, your supposed to make the "by people with overactive imaginations" white, so he can't see it. Until it's too late.
Ladamesansmerci
31-05-2006, 00:39
If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings... It represented a monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind. This thing, which seemed instinct with a fearsome and unnatural malignancy, was of a somewhat bloated corpulence...

Now do you understand?
You only described him to me, but did not answer my question of why he's so important.
Gravlen
31-05-2006, 00:41
That is not dead which can eternal lie
And with strange eons even death may die


Cthulhu is a fictional Great Old One, and a creation of author H.P. Lovecraft.

And he's a swell Old One ;)
CthulhuFhtagn
31-05-2006, 00:42
You only described him to me, but did not answer my question of why he's so important.
That is why you fail at the Internet.
Not bad
31-05-2006, 00:42
If you want to call him up read the Necronomiconfollow directions wash, rinse, repeat.
Dorstfeld
31-05-2006, 00:42
You only described him to me, but did not answer my question of why he's so important.

He isn't. Just a fictional myth by H.P. Lovecraft.
As important as Darth Vader or Frodo.
Nerd stuff.
Liberated New Ireland
31-05-2006, 00:43
You only described him to me, but did not answer my question of why he's so important.
He's an all-powerful, amoral being. Basically regards humanity as a bug on a windshield.
Tweet Tweet
31-05-2006, 00:43
He isn't. Just a fictional myth by H.P. Lovecraft.
As important as Darth Vader or Frodo.
Nerd stuff.

HUSH. No blasphemy, please.
Not bad
31-05-2006, 00:43
He isn't. Just a fictional myth by H.P. Lovecraft.
As important as Darth Vader or Frodo.
Nerd stuff.


Nods
Ladamesansmerci
31-05-2006, 00:46
That is why you fail at the Internet.
Okay, I failed. What next?
New Zero Seven
31-05-2006, 00:47
Whatever it is, it sure sounds yummy. :eek:
Dorstfeld
31-05-2006, 00:47
HUSH. No blasphemy, please.

May Thor hammer thee.
Gravlen
31-05-2006, 00:47
You only described him to me, but did not answer my question of why he's so important.
He's the symbol of the Horror stories written by H. P. Lovecraft and others. In the same way that Mickey Mouse is central to the Disney universe, Great Cthulhu is the center of Lovecrafts horror universe*. 'Course, that wasn't Lovecrafts intention, it's a fan-created phenomenon.

And there is a role-playing game called "Call of Cthulhu" too... That might have something to do with all of this.

* I'm going to R'lyeh for that comparison, aren't I...
Ladamesansmerci
31-05-2006, 00:53
Whatever it is, it sure sounds yummy. :eek:
Really? I thought it sounded bad...there's a street in my city called Cthulhu...is that bad?
Ruloah
31-05-2006, 00:57
Ia! Ia!

Read some Lovecraft, then you will wonder no more.

The Complete Works (http://www.dagonbytes.com/thelibrary/lovecraft/index.html)

Especially The Call of Cthulhu, The Festival, From Beyond, Pickman's Model, The Shunned House, The Statement of Randolph Carter...

several of which have been made into movies or episodes of creepy tv shows...

DO NOT READ THE NECRONOMICON!

All stories are best read in the dark, in the night, all alone...

Heh, heh, heh...Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
Gravlen
31-05-2006, 01:01
Really? I thought it sounded bad...there's a street in my city called Cthulhu...is that bad?
No, but it is... interesting...
Turquoise Days
31-05-2006, 01:01
Really? I thought it sounded bad...there's a street in my city called Cthulhu...is that bad?
Nah, that's just cool.
Not bad
31-05-2006, 01:03
Ia! Ia!



DO NOT READ THE NECRONOMICON!




Why not?
Rubina
31-05-2006, 01:08
I'm going to R'lyeh for that comparison, aren't I...Tasty you will be.

Okay, I failed. What next?Repeat the following three times: Hastur....

>:-D
Bodies Without Organs
31-05-2006, 01:09
This has been bugging me for a while. What exactly is Cthulhu Fhtagn?

'What part of "Ph'nglui mglw'nath Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" don't you understand?'*





* Quite a well known sig on usenet, used by a chap called Christopher Adams.
Not bad
31-05-2006, 01:09
Tasty you will be.



Yoda?
Ladamesansmerci
31-05-2006, 01:10
'What part of "Ph'nglui mglw'nath Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" don't you understand?'*





* Quite a well known sig on usenet, used by a chap called Christopher Adams.
All of it.
Bodies Without Organs
31-05-2006, 01:11
He isn't. Just a fictional myth by H.P. Lovecraft.
As important as Darth Vader or Frodo.
Nerd stuff.

The fundamental difference between Star Wars and Lord Of The Rings is that the entities of the Cthulhu mythos quite frankly couldn't give a fuck about humankind. Whereas the others are hung up on notions of good and evil, the denizens of Lovecraft are so different as to be utterly ammoral.
Rubina
31-05-2006, 01:11
Yoda?Or his evil cousin. You decide.
Thegrandbus
31-05-2006, 01:12
well this is really damn creepy I just finished "the call of Cthulhu" (how the hell do you pronouce that?)
Not bad
31-05-2006, 01:12
Or his evil cousin. You decide.

Yoda
Rubina
31-05-2006, 01:16
YodaYet Yoda if I am, would not I say, "Decide you must"? Ever strangely devolves this thread.
Not bad
31-05-2006, 01:19
Yet Yoda if I am, would not I say, "Decide you must"? Ever strangely devolves this thread.

Too late to change your mind. You told me to decide. I made like George Bush and was the decider. You are now Yoda. Deal with it.
Takakurimus
31-05-2006, 01:24
All of it.

DUDE! Haven't you ever heard of retorical question? :confused:
Takakurimus
31-05-2006, 01:33
well this is really damn creepy I just finished "the call of Cthulhu" (how the hell do you pronouce that?)
The pronounciation goes something like Kthoolhoo, compared usually to chinese (Kui Tai Lao Hai), ancient sumerian (Kutulu) and others, like Khadhulu or Khadhulhu etc. In too many forms is the name written for a mere mortal to seek the meanings out. But then again, I wouldn't advice trying to learn the pronounciation. Someone asleep might mind it going wrong. ;)

And of course, to the one who started this debate; why would you want to know that so eagerly?!?!? Don't you know that the more u know the more it hurts?!? :eek:
Big Jim P
31-05-2006, 01:35
He's the symbol of the Horror stories written by H. P. Lovecraft and others. In the same way that Mickey Mouse is central to the Disney universe, Great Cthulhu is the center of Lovecrafts horror universe*. 'Course, that wasn't Lovecrafts intention, it's a fan-created phenomenon.

And there is a role-playing game called "Call of Cthulhu" too... That might have something to do with all of this.

* I'm going to R'lyeh for that comparison, aren't I...

Azathoth was actually the centre of the Lovecraft mythos. Cthulhu was not a God per se, just a very powerful, amoral alien species that arrived on earth, and will rise again, presumably to clear off the human infestation, and perhaps to move on to other worlds.

As for the Necronomicon: I've read a piss poor immitation sold as authentic in the new-age section of some bookstores. Of course, buying popular occult books is a very good way to waste your money and support idiots (plus you get to justify the beliefs of the even bigger idiots that actually buy into the BS.) The necronomicon was created by Lovecraft as well. It does not exist.
Dinaverg
31-05-2006, 01:37
Cthulhu. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu)

*bows to Wiki*
Bodies Without Organs
31-05-2006, 01:38
DUDE! Haven't you ever heard of retorical question? :confused:

What is a rhetorical question?
Not bad
31-05-2006, 01:38
The pronounciation goes something like Kthoolhoo, compared usually to chinese (Kui Tai Lao Hai), ancient sumerian (Kutulu) and others, like Khadhulu or Khadhulhu etc. In too many forms is the name written for a mere mortal to seek the meanings out. But then again, I wouldn't advice trying to learn the pronounciation. Someone asleep might mind it going wrong. ;)

And of course, to the one who started this debate; why would you want to know that so eagerly?!?!? Don't you know that the more u know the more it hurts?!? :eek:


Thats not what HP Lovecraft said.


The actual sound --- as nearly as human organs could imitate it or human letters record it --- may be taken as something like Khlul'hloo, with the first syllable pronounced gutterally and very thickly. The u is about like that in full; and the first syllable is not unlike klul in sound, since the h represents the gutteral thickness. The second syllable is not very well rendered --- the l being unrepresented. (Selected Letters V, pp. 10-11.)
CthulhuFhtagn
31-05-2006, 01:39
Thats not what HP Lovecraft said.


The actual sound --- as nearly as human organs could imitate it or human letters record it --- may be taken as something like Khlul'hloo, with the first syllable pronounced gutterally and very thickly. The u is about like that in full; and the first syllable is not unlike klul in sound, since the h represents the gutteral thickness. The second syllable is not very well rendered --- the l being unrepresented. (Selected Letters V, pp. 10-11.)
He also gave several contradictory pronounciations.
CthulhuFhtagn
31-05-2006, 01:40
What is a rhetorical question?
I burst out laughing when I read that.
Bodies Without Organs
31-05-2006, 01:43
I burst out laughing when I read that.

Thank you. I'm here all week. Is there anybody from the Plateau of Leng in the audience?
Not bad
31-05-2006, 01:43
What is a rhetorical question?

Who knows? I think it is a term bandied about without meaning.
The Golden Simatar
31-05-2006, 01:43
*bows*

Oh Hail the Great H.P Lovecraft. I have only read 'The Dream Cycle' and out of that my personal favorite is The Dreams in the Witch House.

Which...I might add was made into a one hour movie for MASTERS OF HORROR by Stuart Gordon who has also done, RE-ANIMATOR, FROM BEYOND, and DAGON.
Not bad
31-05-2006, 01:44
He also gave several contradictory pronounciations.

Show me.
Takakurimus
31-05-2006, 01:50
Thats not what HP Lovecraft said.


The actual sound --- as nearly as human organs could imitate it or human letters record it --- may be taken as something like Khlul'hloo, with the first syllable pronounced gutterally and very thickly. The u is about like that in full; and the first syllable is not unlike klul in sound, since the h represents the gutteral thickness. The second syllable is not very well rendered --- the l being unrepresented. (Selected Letters V, pp. 10-11.)
Well that was why I said "something like" and not "exactly" :)
Big Jim P
31-05-2006, 01:50
Thank you. I'm here all week. Is there anybody from the Plateau of Leng in the audience?

Sorry. I'm from the mountains of madness, and currently reside in the dreamlands.:p
Frutap
31-05-2006, 02:15
You fail at the Internet.

Don't worry so do I

Yet Yoda if I am, would not I say, "Decide you must"? Ever strangely devolves this thread.

Yes yes it does......

Too late to change your mind. You told me to decide. I made like George Bush and was the decider. You are now Yoda. Deal with it.

Can i be the evil twin!!!.
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Not bad
31-05-2006, 02:19
Can i be the evil twin!!!.
1 |/\|4|\|7 70 b3 73|-| 3\/ 1L 7|/\|1|\|

Do you look like Yoda? Would you be willing to smack Skywalker in the back of the head with a big rock?
Frutap
31-05-2006, 02:20
Do you look like Yoda? Would you be willing to smack Skywalker in the back of the head with a big rock?

I can look like yoda If i want to ...

Oh and Ask me "who is willing to smack Skywalker in the back of the head with a big rock?"
Pick me Pick me PICK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can i slap him with a fish afterwards?
Not bad
31-05-2006, 02:28
I can look like yoda If i want to ...

Oh and Ask me "who is willing to smack Skywalker in the back of the head with a big rock?"
Pick me Pick me PICK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can i slap him with a fish afterwards?

You may be Yoda's evil twin. Congrats
Carterway
31-05-2006, 02:59
Really? I thought it sounded bad...there's a street in my city called Cthulhu...is that bad?

Where do you live, Innsmouth? :-D

If you don't get that joke, there's an interesting story from HP Lovecraft called "The Shadow Over Innsmouth" which is a good introduction to his style of fantasy/horror.

Enjoy

Also, if you enjoyed that, check out *THIS!*

http://www.logicalcreativity.com/jon/plush/01.html
Ftagn
31-05-2006, 03:05
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!

Just check out anything written by H.P. Lovecraft. You'll see, then.
Utracia
31-05-2006, 03:08
Also, if you enjoyed that, check out *THIS!*

http://www.logicalcreativity.com/jon/plush/01.html

Is this story about stuffed animals? :confused:
Wallonochia
31-05-2006, 03:51
If you haven't read any Lovecraft I highly recommend it. I'd start with Call of Cthulhu, but my favorite story is "The Colour out of Space". Avoid anything written by August Derleth that is part of the Mythos. Damn August Derleth to hell.
Ladamesansmerci
31-05-2006, 04:29
Okay, so I get the Cthulhu part now, but where does the Fhtagn part come from?
IL Ruffino
31-05-2006, 04:34
You fail at the Internet.
Surely you have a wiki page?
Big Jim P
31-05-2006, 04:34
If you haven't read any Lovecraft I highly recommend it. I'd start with Call of Cthulhu, but my favorite story is "The Colour out of Space". Avoid anything written by August Derleth that is part of the Mythos. Damn August Derleth to hell.

Derleth was a hack whos only contribution was the posthumous publication of Lovecrafts work. Even his own stories sucked.
JuNii
31-05-2006, 04:43
Okay, so I get the Cthulhu part now, but where does the Fhtagn part come from?
it's part of the Chant.

the Cthulu mythos is central in the stories of H.P. Lovecraft. (better than Stephen King in my opinion.)

Cthulu is one of the Elder Gods that sleeps in the depths of the ocean. It is prophisied that when he awakens, the world will be destroyed. Note, not if, when.

There is a role playing system out centered around the Cthulu Mythos called "The Call of Cthulu" in which, as Investigators, your job is to delay the awakening of Cthulu by stopping/preventing events that will lead to his rise.

If you really wanna screw up players. when there is a role playing tourney going on. find the group of tables that is playing CoC (Call of Cthulu) and yell out the name Hastur. (in the game, Hastur is one of the lesser Gods. when his name is spoken, there is a 1% chance that he will appear and go on a rampage.) :D

oh and I suggest running after that.... any table that is unlucky enough to fail that role will surely be after you.
Ladamesansmerci
31-05-2006, 04:49
it's part of the Chant.

the Cthulu mythos is central in the stories of H.P. Lovecraft. (better than Stephen King in my opinion.)

Cthulu is one of the Elder Gods that sleeps in the depths of the ocean. It is prophisied that when he awakens, the world will be destroyed. Note, not if, when.

There is a role playing system out centered around the Cthulu Mythos called "The Call of Cthulu" in which, as Investigators, your job is to delay the awakening of Cthulu by stopping/preventing events that will lead to his rise.

If you really wanna screw up players. when there is a role playing tourney going on. find the group of tables that is playing CoC (Call of Cthulu) and yell out the name Hastur. (in the game, Hastur is one of the lesser Gods. when his name is spoken, there is a 1% chance that he will appear and go on a rampage.) :D

oh and I suggest running after that.... any table that is unlucky enough to fail that role will surely be after you.
That's a pretty slight chance that Hastur would appear. Now if he appeared EVERY time you yelled out his name...
Didjawannanotherbeer
31-05-2006, 04:58
Okay, so I get the Cthulhu part now, but where does the Fhtagn part come from?

Okay, why don't you go back to the first page of this thread where a couple of people gave you the entire quote that includes the word "fhtagn"? You've already been answered. In case you're unclear where fthagn comes into it, it's basically translated into "sleeping" or "dreaming".

While you're at it, you could follow the links to wiki about Cthulhu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu) and do some reading. I think you'll find it will answer a lot of your questions.

The next step, of course, is to join a CoC roleplaying group and get into it properly. Just don't blame us when you drop to 30% San.
Gravlen
31-05-2006, 10:02
http://www.conradhubbard.com/images/foray/yellowsign.gif

There, now we all lose! MUHAHAHAHA!
Daistallia 2104
31-05-2006, 10:17
Okay, I failed. What next?

Next, you might want to learn how to use this (http://www.google.com/) website (it's really quite easy to use - easier than posting here).
Gravlen
31-05-2006, 10:49
Next, you might want to learn how to use this (http://www.google.com/) website (it's really quite easy to use - easier than posting here).
It might be informative, but nowhere near as fun! :D

- Cthulhu makes Gozer look like Little Mary Sunshine.
- Anything that looks like Godzilla wearing an octopus hat shouldn't be hard to find.
Carterway
31-05-2006, 15:45
Is this story about stuffed animals? :confused:

Plush Cthulhu! The mindbending horrifying god of stuffed animals! :-D

Always thought they were all a little sinister.
Wallonochia
31-05-2006, 15:51
Plush Cthulhu! The mindbending horrifying god of stuffed animals! :-D

Always thought they were all a little sinister.

I've got a Summer Fun Cthulhu (http://toychest.diamondcomics.com/toys/08_02/18_summer_fun_cthulhu.htm) sitting around my house somewhere.

Derleth was a hack whos only contribution was the posthumous publication of Lovecrafts work. Even his own stories sucked.

Exactly, I hate everything Derleth did other than his publication of Lovecrafts work. He ruined the Mythos by imposing an order to the various "gods" and creating some good v evil battle that was never supposed to be there. The universe is supposed to be one of mindless, uncaring, indiscriminate hostility where mankind is an accident.
Not bad
31-05-2006, 15:53
Cthulhu looks like a radioactive lunatic goofballs overdosed on growth hormones emerging from a swampy mudbog with the flying spaghetti monster stuck onto his forehead with super glue.
Drunk commies deleted
31-05-2006, 16:09
He isn't. Just a fictional myth by H.P. Lovecraft.
As important as Darth Vader or Frodo.
Nerd stuff.
That's simply not true. He stands as a literary symbol of a nihilistic view of the universe and it's natural laws that sees man's place as an insignificant species who's existence has no meaning and no special sacred status. Frodo was just a midget with fuzzy feet.
Anarchic Conceptions
31-05-2006, 16:58
He is also the star of an anti-Chick tract:

http://bellend.strtok.net/~tyler/cthulhu/
Dorstfeld
31-05-2006, 21:25
That's simply not true. He stands as a literary symbol of a nihilistic view of the universe and it's natural laws that sees man's place as an insignificant species who's existence has no meaning and no special sacred status. Frodo was just a midget with fuzzy feet.

It is not true that Cthulhu is a mythical figure invented by the fantasy author H.P. Lovecraft?
Liberated New Ireland
31-05-2006, 21:30
It is not true that Cthulhu is a mythical figure invented by the fantasy author H.P. Lovecraft?
No, he is. But he's not a midget with fuzzy feet.
He crazy, main, he cut you!
Dorstfeld
31-05-2006, 21:32
Cthulhu looks like a radioactive lunatic goofballs overdosed on growth hormones emerging from a swampy mudbog with the flying spaghetti monster stuck onto his forehead with super glue.

Damn right. That's what he looks like. No fuzzy feet. Doesn't make breathing sounds like a steam iron, either.
CthulhuFhtagn
31-05-2006, 21:34
(in the game, Hastur is one of the lesser Gods. when his name is spoken, there is a 1% chance that he will appear and go on a rampage.) :D

Actually, the whole thing comes from the very first printing of Deities and Demigods from First Edition Dungeons and Dragons. In it, every time you said Hastur's name, there was a 25% cumulative chance that it would appear. Somewhere along the line "HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR" got shortened down to "HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR". CoC does not include this clause. He Who Must Not Be Named is merely a title.
Free Soviets
31-05-2006, 21:37
He is also the star of an anti-Chick tract:

http://bellend.strtok.net/~tyler/cthulhu/

ah good, somebody put that back up. for a while it was hard to find - i heard something about a cease and desist letter (i made a personal copy, and have the individual graphic files stored online for internet use, just in case).
Liberated New Ireland
31-05-2006, 21:37
...I've been whispering "Hastur" over and over for the past few minutes...
It's not working.
Dorstfeld
31-05-2006, 21:40
...I've been whispering "Hastur" over and over for the past few minutes...
It's not working.

Well, it worked with Cthulhu. He's now in my bathroom, sobbing and crying, claiming he's just misunderstood. He likes flowers, little bunnies and the Tellytubbies.
Liberated New Ireland
31-05-2006, 21:42
Well, it worked with Cthulhu. He's now in my bathroom, sobbing and crying, claiming he's just misunderstood. He likes flowers, little bunnies and the Tellytubbies.
He hates Hello Kitty and cookies, though.

Is there any free resource on the interweb, where I can learn the rules of Call of Cthulhu?
Liberated New Ireland
31-05-2006, 21:44
Never mind, I found one. At Chaosium.
Anarchic Conceptions
31-05-2006, 22:07
ah good, somebody put that back up. for a while it was hard to find - i heard something about a cease and desist letter (i made a personal copy, and have the individual graphic files stored online for internet use, just in case).

Indeed, you can read about it here.

http://www.howardhallis.com/bis/cthulhuchick/
JuNii
31-05-2006, 22:10
http://www.conradhubbard.com/images/foray/yellowsign.gif

There, now we all lose! MUHAHAHAHA!
:eek:
Gahhhhh!
SAN CHECK!
JuNii
31-05-2006, 22:11
Actually, the whole thing comes from the very first printing of Deities and Demigods from First Edition Dungeons and Dragons. In it, every time you said Hastur's name, there was a 25% cumulative chance that it would appear. Somewhere along the line "HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR" got shortened down to "HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR". CoC does not include this clause. He Who Must Not Be Named is merely a title.
I bow to the superior wisdome for this subject. :D
Gravlen
31-05-2006, 22:51
He Who Must Not Be Named is merely a title.
But what a great title it is!

(And so much easier to pronounce then, say, Nyarlathotep :p )
New Shabaz
31-05-2006, 22:53
a prayer

This has been bugging me for a while. What exactly is Cthulhu Fhtagn?
Katganistan
01-06-2006, 01:58
http://bellend.strtok.net/~tyler/cthulhu/

;) Gotta love it.
NERVUN
01-06-2006, 02:37
:eek:
Gahhhhh!
SAN CHECK!
I thought you failed your san check sometime ago. ;)
Free Mercantile States
01-06-2006, 03:38
No, but it is... interesting...

You wouldn't happen to live in a place called Arkham, would you?

Ia! Ia-R'lyeh! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ia! Ia!
Gravlen
01-06-2006, 12:37
http://bellend.strtok.net/~tyler/cthulhu/

;) Gotta love it.
But... but... I thought the reward was to be eaten last? :confused:

Q) What is Great Cthulhu's position on obvious cult fronts (such as Microsoft, Lego and most gaming companies); will he/she/it treat them as previous administrations have? (i.e. pretend they don't exist or support them/crack down on them) Also and more important will he treat all cultists equally, or give his particular thrill kill cultists preference leaving (for example) shub-niggurath disciples such as Clarence Thomas and Bob Packwood out in the cold?

A) Good question. Within the first 100 days of its reign, the Great Cthulhu pledges to destroy the following cults:

* Disney.
* Mass Media.
* Yuppies.
* Kentucky Fried Chicken.
* People who use the phrase "information superhighway".

Cthulhu cultists will be given the following priveleges:

* They will die last.
From the Cthulhu for president political platform (http://www.cthulhu.org/cthulhu/positions.html)