NationStates Jolt Archive

...Or what you would like on your gravestone. It could be anything from the serious "He was a faithful husband, a loving father, etc.), or the mundane.

Personally, I'd like my epithaph to be whatever my last words were. If I said "Let the world know I did my best", then that is what I want them to write. If I said "Damn lawyers, I knew they was fuckin' me over!" then that is what I want them to write. If I said "AHHHGH!!!"...then so be it.

I want mine to say

Damn right when he took a dump.

"In Before The Lock! :D"

"I'll be back for you." with a picture of a creepy smiling clown under the text.

'I told you I was ill'

Stolen, of course, from Spike Milligan.

"Came into the world screaming
Left a path of chaos in her wake"

"Kickin' Cheats in The Hereafter"

"If you really understand the meaning of be-bop, you understand the meaning of freedom."

"And that's how we learned our lesson"

"Equal rights for necrophiliac marriage now!"

Nah, that'd just be creepy and wrong.

"Equal rights for necrophiliacs now!"

"I do like pizza."

In AD 2101 War was Beginning....:D

I'd have a huge tombstone and have advertisements on it running along an lcd screen.

In AD 2101 War was Beginning....:D

You should have the entire funeral consist of only the dialogue from Zero Wing.

When they're lowering you in to the grave, they could say "Move 'Zig'. For great justice" instead of "Ashes to ashes"...

This is a good idea of what I want (http://rememberbender.ytmnd.com/)

No idea, but to take up a good point made by someone else:

I want to be cremated. And while they slowly move the casket into the fire, I want a tape playing of me yelling and screaming, pounding wood and crying "It burns, it burns!".

You should have the entire funeral consist of only the dialogue from Zero Wing.

When they're lowering you in to the grave, they could say "Move 'Zig'. For great justice" instead of "Ashes to ashes"...

Heh.

Well, I don't plan on dying, but if I do, here it is:

"Shema Yisrael, Adonai Eloheinu, Adonai Echad, E=mc2"

Big Jim P:
He lived
He died
Get over it
He did.

"*shrug* So?"

"All hail the mortal goddess who made the world what it is."

^This implies that I actually did something useful and good, which is the most important part of my life, and I think I want my funeral to be a celebration of my life.

"Don't EVER run with scissors."

"Forget your sing alongs and your lullabies
Surrender to the city of the fireflies
Dance with the devil in beat with the band
To hell with all of you hand in hand
And now it's time to be gone, forever."

It's from The March of the Black Queen by Queen. They are my favorite song lyrics ever and anyone who knows me well wouldn't be surprised to see them on my tombstone.

"Gone with the wind"
(I want to be cremated)

thinking...thinking...thinking...ok

"Wait...I'm dead? FUCK! :eek:"

thinking...thinking...thinking...ok

"Wait...I'm dead? FUCK! :eek:"
You'll be the first person ever to put a smilie on your gravestone. :D

[edit: actually, make that 3rd :headbang: ]
[post-edit: or make sure you die before JuNii and Super-power - I'm not sure if his smilie is part of the epitaph though :headbang: ]
[post-post-edit: which means you could actually be the 2nd :headbang: ]

*dies due to triple concussion*

You'll be the first person ever to put a smilie on your gravestone. :D
I always was a trailblazer :D

And then I died...

I want to be buried under the boulder near my house.
On the plaque, I'd like it to say

"This is on me."

"Here lies a loser, so stupid, he could have become President"?

And if I cannot afford being cremated:

"Here lies Santa Claus"

(I'll make sure I'm dressed for the occasion)

And if I cannot afford being cremated:

"Here lies Santa Claus"

(I'll make sure I get properly dressed up)
Santa? :confused:

But you can't be...*Lower lip trembles*

Santa? :confused:

But you can't be...*Lower lip trembles*

Won't that throw a spanner in the works of the real Santa?
That Xmas he'll be wandering why he doesn't get any letters...

:D

one of the fallowing....i have a few years left to pick the best one :)

" Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

" what are you looking at?"

" get off of me!"

" see you on the other side loser"

" wach over my grave day and night for one day i will ask if all is well"

"Mors ultima linea rerum est"<---death is every things final limit
"Cogito Ergo Sum."<--- i think therfor iam

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. (I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.)
"Mors Cum Terrore Novo Venit" (Death has come with a new terror)

"Sic faciunt omnes." (Everyone is doing it.)

"Fac ut vivas." (Get a life.)
Sane ego te vocavi. Forsitan capedictum tuum desit. (I did call. Maybe your answering machine is broken.)

Prospice tibi--ut Gallia, tu quoque in tres partes dividareis. (Watch out--you might end up divided into three parts, like Gaul.)

Neutiquam erro. (I am not lost.)

"I tried my best"

"It took a while"

The Latin version of "I was, therefore I thought."

The tense is more appropriate than the alternative, and the reversed order more fitting to my outlook.

"Pissing off Jesus."

Three lines:

$5,000,000 In Debt
No Living Relatives
Come get it, bitches.

"Move over, you're standing right on top of me!" :D

"Do not disturb"

"Here he lie, spammer, postwhore, 1337 sex0rz mannn"

or..

"Maybe the dingos ate your baby"

..or something like "Smacking Jesus with an ugly stick since [insert death date here]"

R.I.P. Dexlysia

1985-2032, 2045-????

Funeral and Wake: $25,000
Casket: $6,000
Not having to pay the bill: Priceless