NationStates Jolt Archive


We Need a New Hitler!

Constipia
30-05-2006, 21:36
. . .by this I mean a new standard of evil. It's always Hitler people go to as the example. "Even Hitler was religous." "Even Hitler liked flowers and babies." "Yeah, and that's what Hitler said, too" (that last one is for when you do that sweet throw - of - argument - back - in - face manouver).

So, I'll propose the most obvious replacement, which is, of course, Rob Thomas.

DISCUSS!!!!
The Atlantian islands
30-05-2006, 21:37
We need a new you. This you is, oh, so, May..and its almost June.
Kroisistan
30-05-2006, 21:37
May I be the first to bring up Bush?:p
Constipia
30-05-2006, 21:38
We need a new you. This you is, oh, so, May..and its almost June.

You sound like my girlfriend. . .*sigh*. . .she's such a Rob Thomas.
Ginnoria
30-05-2006, 21:39
. . .by this I mean a new standard of evil. It's always Hitler people go to as the example. "Even Hitler was religous." "Even Hitler liked flowers and babies." "Yeah, and that's what Hitler said, too" (that last one is for when you do that sweet throw - of - argument - back - in - face manouver).

So, I'll propose the most obvious replacement, which is, of course, Rob Thomas.

DISCUSS!!!!
Clearly Tom Cruise is the most obvious candidate.
Monkey Fights
30-05-2006, 21:40
I think the Iran guy would fit nicely, but it doesn't really role off the tounge... Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
The Atlantian islands
30-05-2006, 21:40
May I be the first to bring up Bush?:p

I'm gonna have to tell you to shut up.


Clearly Tom Cruise is the most obvious candidate.

And tell you to keep talking. :p
Alexei Borachev
30-05-2006, 21:41
Im thinking Ronald Macdonald, or maybe even Bill Oddie
The Atlantian islands
30-05-2006, 21:41
I think the Iran guy would fit nicely, but it doesn't really role off the tounge... Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

What! Its easy as A.B.C!....just as easy as 1.2.3.!

A.B.C.1.2.3.!
The South Islands
30-05-2006, 21:41
Bush doesn't like flowers and babies.
SickGuys
30-05-2006, 21:42
. . .by this I mean a new standard of evil. It's always Hitler people go to as the example. "Even Hitler was religous." "Even Hitler liked flowers and babies." "Yeah, and that's what Hitler said, too" (that last one is for when you do that sweet throw - of - argument - back - in - face manouver).

So, I'll propose the most obvious replacement, which is, of course, Rob Thomas.

DISCUSS!!!!
u sicko usin hitler as an example
Constipia
30-05-2006, 21:42
Clearly Tom Cruise is the most obvious candidate.

I strongly disagree. He's more of a supernatural evil, the kind that comes screaming across the void trying to engulf humanity in the flames of its ignorance and hateyness and fakeosity.

IFUCKIN'HATTETHATGUYsorry, sorry. . .but, you know, it might have been rotten, but at least Hitler had a soul.
Egrev
30-05-2006, 21:43
May I be the first to bring up Bush?:p
Crap, someone beat me to it!

I'll go with Rumsfeld, then!
Ginnoria
30-05-2006, 21:43
Im thinking Ronald Macdonald, or maybe even Bill Oddie
Heh heh, I've been looking for the picture of Ronald McDonald covered in blood holding a chain saw .... someone posted a link to it a while ago.
MuchoKookoo
30-05-2006, 21:46
Crap, someone beat me to it!

I'll go with Rumsfeld, then!

I'll secound that option.
Constipia
30-05-2006, 21:46
Heh heh, I've been looking for the picture of Ronald McDonald covered in blood holding a chain saw .... someone posted a link to it a while ago.

Red with the blood of the children, my friend, the blood of the fat, fat children.

Yup, Ronald is startin' to look like the new standard to me.
Ginnoria
30-05-2006, 21:46
Bush doesn't like flowers and babies.
Tom Cruise consumes newborn humans every day for lunch, burns field of daisies, and tortures innocent panda bears. But he's not a terrible actor.
Murgerspher
30-05-2006, 21:47
I'll secound that option.

I'll third it.:D
English Humour
30-05-2006, 21:51
What! Its easy as A.B.C!....just as easy as 1.2.3.!

A.B.C.1.2.3.!

Are you suggesting Micheal Jackson?
Thegrandbus
30-05-2006, 21:55
Crap, someone beat me to it!

I'll go with Rumsfeld, then!
Rice dammit! rice!
Avika
30-05-2006, 21:59
Rice dammit! rice!
Rice is not evil. It's just a misunderstoof food.

I suggest scientology. Unlike Islam or Christianity, which are just very abusable, scientology is just weird. Look at Tom Cruise. He only let's his kids watch movies. No tv. No computer. No video games. Probably not even ping pong. Just movies. Take a wild guess as to why.

It's only a matter of time before they bring out the kool-aid.
R0cka
30-05-2006, 21:59
Red with the blood of the children, my friend, the blood of the fat, fat children.

Yup, Ronald is startin' to look like the new standard to me.

Nonsense.

Everyone knows Grimace is the real power behind the throne.


http://www.mcdonaldsindia.com/images/grimace.gif
Thegrandbus
30-05-2006, 22:02
Rice is not evil. It's just a misunderstoof food.

I suggest scientology. Unlike Islam or Christianity, which are just very abusable, scientology is just weird. Look at Tom Cruise. He only let's his kids watch movies. No tv. No computer. No video games. Probably not even ping pong. Just movies. Take a wild guess as to why.

It's only a matter of time before they bring out the kool-aid.

oh, I was referring to the woman who has the first name Condoleezza and the last name rice but hey...
DrunkenDove
30-05-2006, 22:02
Heh heh, I've been looking for the picture of Ronald McDonald covered in blood holding a chain saw .... someone posted a link to it a while ago.

*Gasp* Someone notices my posts!

http://www.greenpeace.org.uk/MultimediaFiles/Live/Image/7558.jpg
The SR
30-05-2006, 22:05
I think the Iran guy would fit nicely, but it doesn't really role off the tounge... Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

when he does something thats actually wrong he might be considered.

i second tom cruise, an absolute spunk bubble who smells like dogs vomit. i really hope he dies screaming, and thats rare.
DrunkenDove
30-05-2006, 22:14
i second tom cruise, an absolute spunk bubble who smells like dogs vomit. i really hope he dies screaming, and thats rare.

He's not really in the same league as Hitler though, is he?
Rosemary Cross
30-05-2006, 22:30
He's not really in the same league as Hitler though, is he?

Probably not, but he still strikes terror into our hearts.
Peveski
30-05-2006, 23:02
or maybe even Bill Oddie

I liked this one.
The SR
30-05-2006, 23:08
He's not really in the same league as Hitler though, is he?

no, hitler apparently had some redeeming human charachteristics. was loyal to his wife, a vegetarian who rarely drank, was kind to children and his pets. ok his politics were a bit iffy, and that whole libenstram thing is difficult to argue in favour of, and lets face it the holocaust was nasty. but my point is, there was a thread of humanity there. :eek:

tom cruise is 100% ****. he is a phlegm guzzling piece of knobcheese. and i am being sensitive to our american readers who object to bold words. im trying to tone down my true feelings for the closet dwelling scientologist woman hating prick.

i am veering close to a great number of lines here :p
Frangland
30-05-2006, 23:13
. . .by this I mean a new standard of evil. It's always Hitler people go to as the example. "Even Hitler was religous." "Even Hitler liked flowers and babies." "Yeah, and that's what Hitler said, too" (that last one is for when you do that sweet throw - of - argument - back - in - face manouver).

So, I'll propose the most obvious replacement, which is, of course, Rob Thomas.

DISCUSS!!!!

a new Hitler?

Pick an evil overlord in Africa, or Kim Jong-Il, or Saddam (small-time Stalin).