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Well, for the last two days, i've gotten to play on a slip an slide water srip, and a pool, and in the pool, I got to soak a tricycle by using my trademark Bottom Cannonbal.

On the water strip, well, you can pretty much imagine it.

*Imagines self sliding on knees toward little brudduh*

Nobody wants to reply to my topics. *sniff*

*Attemps suicide via drowning*:(

Not sure I'm willing to share

Lets just say....sex.

Not sure I'm willing to share


*Gets out of water*

Thanks for replying!

NOONE WANTS TO REPLY!!!!!!!! WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Commits suicide using a sword*

NOONE WANTS TO REPLY!!!!!!!! WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Commits suicide using a sword*

Seppuku?

Seppuku?

Nah, suffication.

Nah, suffication.


SOMEONE REPLIED!!!!! PARTY!!!!!!!1

*Throws party*

Nah, suffication.

With a sword?

Well, for the last two days, i've gotten to play on a slip an slide water srip, and a pool, and in the pool, I got to soak a tricycle by using my trademark Bottom Cannonbal.

On the water strip, well, you can pretty much imagine it.

*Imagines self sliding on knees toward little brudduh*

In my experience, water is more fun when mixed with dirt. But I do think highly of the few opportunities I've had to scuba dive. I'm a certified PADI Open Water Diver and I rarely dive. I've always meant to scuba dive more, but I don't often get the chance. Perhaps if I owned my own equipment, I'd dive more. Or perhaps if I lived somewhere with warmer water. *shudder*

One of my favorite dives was off St. Thomas when I was in the Navy. Everything about it was perfect. We saw an old wreck of a ship and a coral reef and when a shark swam by, I actually brushed it with my hand. :)

i think we all know which moment in r kellys life is........

In my experience, water is more fun when mixed with dirt. But I do think highly of the few opportunities I've had to scuba dive. I'm a certified PADI Open Water Diver and I rarely dive. I've always meant to scuba dive more, but I don't often get the chance. Perhaps if I owned my own equipment, I'd dive more. Or perhaps if I lived somewhere with warmer water. *shudder*

One of my favorite dives was off St. Thomas when I was in the Navy. Everything about it was perfect. We saw an old wreck of a ship and a coral reef and when a shark swam by, I actually brushed it with my hand. :)


WOW!
I wanna go scuba divin!

WOW!
I wanna go scuba divin!

I recommend it. :)

Lets just say....sex.

Now you've made me think of "Guts". Just as I though I had it repressed. Damn you.

I recommend it. :)


Unfortunately, I cannot. In my state of life, it's only a pipe dream.

That third time I escaped drowning. That was a hoot.

Unfortunately, I cannot. In my state of life, it's only a pipe dream.

Why not?

Why not?
PROMISE you won't tell anyone.

PROMISE you won't tell anyone.

*looks around* Who would I tell?

*looks around* Who would I tell?

Noone. EVER.

Best moment with H2O? Sailing in the Mediterranean last summer. Just me, my best friend, the sunlight on the water, and the French coast in the distance. [/blissed-out]

Noone. EVER.

Fair enough. *nod*

I recommend it. :)
If you like diving, you want to haul your butt down to NZ and go here:
http://www.bunkdownlodge.co.nz/images/Whangarei/Poor%20Knights%202.gif
Poor Knights, off the coast of Tutukaka.
http://www.dayout.co.nz/public-files/pictures/55546.jpg
Lots of stingrays and, depending on the time of the year, whales and orca.
They sunk an old navy Frigate near there about 5 years back as well, which makes for good diving aparently.
I used to live near there and when I went out in my kayak, I could see the shadow of the frigate quite clearly some days, even though it's in 30m of water.
Visibility is fantastic round there.

Well, there was that one time I fashioned a rough homemade explosive from water and used it to blow up the planet Alvin...

Yes, I know there's no planet Alvin. That's because I blew it up. :)

If you like diving, you want to haul your butt down to NZ and go here:

*snip*

Lots of stingrays and, depending on the time of the year, whales and orca.
They sunk an old navy Frigate near there about 5 years back as well, which makes for good diving aparently.
I used to live near there and when I went out in my kayak, I could see the shadow of the frigate quite clearly some days, even though it's in 30m of water.
Visibility is fantastic round there.

Sounds fantastic! :)

Well, there was that one time I fashioned a rough homemade explosive from water and used it to blow up the planet Alvin...

Yes, I know there's no planet Alvin. That's because I blew it up. :)

Simon and Theodore must've been pissed. :p

Best water moment was when me and my buddy were pretending to fight each other, and I was unarmed. My buddy had a long, slender icicle he was using as a long knife (or maybe a shortsword). It was in the winter, by the way.

Anyway, I instinctually kicked the icicle out of his hand, whereapon it soared through the air to land in my own hand! After sharing an incredulous look with Evan, I stabbed him! Again and again and again.

And again.

It was at this moment I realized that I'm a hot, hot man. But that's a story for another thread.

Fair enough. *nod*


Okay. i'm in poverty



DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay. i'm in poverty



DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are we talking, "I'm a filthy homeless person posting in the library while I wait for my underwear-which I washed out in the library restroom sink-to dry" poverty, or "I can't afford broadband and I have to eat Little Debbie cakes because Hostess is too expensive" poverty?

Simon and Theodore must've been pissed. :p
Oh, they were. But that's nothing next to Dave. He chased me halfway around the Galaxy armed with a photon blaster and a potato; I barely escaped with my life.

Good fun. :)

Are we talking, "I'm a filthy homeless person posting in the library while I wait for my underwear-which I washed out in the library restroom sink-to dry" poverty, or "I can't afford broadband and I have to eat Little Debbie cakes because Hostess is too expensive" poverty?
No, it's "We have all the comforts of modern technology and lots of food and we have to use it all up until we get more $$" poverty. We have money, it's just we don't have enough money.

IF YOU TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS, LUNATIC GOOFBALLS, I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With a sword?

Yes.