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Who like's having their wife,girlfriend,mistress for breakfast in the morning

i cant manage all three at one sitting.

You forgot to mention husband, boyfriend, man-mistress...

You forgot to mention husband, boyfriend, man-mistress...


oops sorry about that !,

being a male i guessed it slipped my mind .

I like being had for breakfast in the morning :p

Who like's having their wife,girlfriend,mistress for breakfast in the morning

Nah - human flesh tastes horrible.
Breakfasting with my gf is nice though :)

Who like's having their wife,girlfriend,mistress for breakfast in the morning


That isnt a yes or no kind of question.

Nah - human flesh tastes horrible.
Spicy Pork, what do you have against spicy pork. You monster !

Spicy Pork, what do you have against spicy pork. You monster !

lolololol

Food is the giver of fat people.....

Why did I say that?
:eek:

Hope none of you guys are fat.....

I would have concubines not a misstres:fluffle: :p

yes

yes

What do you mean by YES!?!?!!

Is That:rolleyes:

Or:p

Yummy.... :D
Wish I had one right now.... :(

A what????

Breakfast Or Concubine?

Yummy.... :D
Wish I had one right now.... :(

Aww :fluffle:

...

Surely it's not breakfast time for you? I just had my dinner :p

Or woorse a fat person??!!?!?

Aww :fluffle:

...

Surely it's not breakfast time for you? I just had my dinner :p

What the??!?!

Where are you from!!?!?

What the??!?!

Where are you from!!?!?

OMFG! :rolleyes:

I'm from Australia.

im about to have dinner !

HEllllooooo

WHERE ARE YOU FROM!!!:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

Sorry computer slow got message through slow.

HEllllooooo

WHERE ARE YOU FROM!!!

Stop shouting and scroll up a bit.

Edit: Ok

I didnt know you were from austrailia

SO DONT GET SARCASTIC!!

Im from the UK

Aww :fluffle:

...

Surely it's not breakfast time for you? I just had my dinner :p

It would be time for a late breakfast.... and a yummy guy. Well, I guess I could get at least the breakfast in the canteen

:fluffle:

I didnt know you were from austrailia

SO DONT GET SARCASTIC!!

Im from the UK

The sarcasm was 'cause, there are people in different time zones on here.

Please don't shout at me :)

TIME TO BE RANDOM

Die English Bastads for getting in World Cup:sniper: :gundge: :mp5:

It would be time for a late breakfast.... and a yummy guy. Well, I guess I could get at least the breakfast in the canteen

:fluffle:

Hmm, chocolate muffin V yummy guy... That's an honestly hard decision :)

Go the chocolate muffin I say!

:fluffle:

The sarcasm was 'cause, there are people in different time zones on here.

Please don't shout at me :)

I AM NOT SHOUTING!!!!:)

and yes I know there rom different time zones but you didnt need to be sarcastic

so Who Is Shouting In Here.....im Just Deaf Thats All

Hmm, chocolate muffin V yummy guy... That's an honestly hard decision :)

Go the chocolate muffin I say!

:fluffle:


Yes Chocolate Muffins are DUDES MON:D

so Who Is Shouting In Here.....im Just Deaf Thats All

CALM DOWN OK!!:headbang:

I AM NOT SHOUTING!!!!:)

and yes I know there rom different time zones but you didnt need to be sarcastic

Ok, apologies for the sarcasm...

Generally, I view talking LIKE THIS (in caps) as shouting.

Gosh im even thinkin your shoutin now...

OISKI POISKI

lol.....:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Anway I going to have lots of conubines NOT misstressessees.

well summer is just begining and the women are looking very very fine this year...!

Hmm, chocolate muffin V yummy guy... That's an honestly hard decision :)

Go the chocolate muffin I say!

:fluffle:

Would it be greedy to want both the chocolate muffin and the yummy guy? :D

Would it be greedy to want both the chocolate muffin and the yummy guy? :D


NO of course not:D

Breakfast Or Concubine?

Be careful. It is easy to choke on a concubine.
Or was that a cucumber ?

*apologies to Mr Pratchett for stealing one of his jokes*

i guess id prefer the chocalte muffin on my woman that way i get two for the price of one !:p

well summer is just begining and the women are looking very very fine this year...!

You can say that again

Be careful. It is easy to choke on a concubine.
Or was that a cucumber ?

*apologies to Mr Pratchett for stealing one of his jokes*

Ha.........Ha................Ha:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Would it be greedy to want both the chocolate muffin and the yummy guy? :D

Be my guest ;)

Originally Posted by Psychotic Military
well summer is just begining and the women are looking very very fine this year...!

You can say that again


well summer is just begining and the women are looking very very fine this year...!

P.S. Even without the chocalate muffin..!

Be my guest ;)
Don't encourage he/she/it people and bakeries dont mix. Before you know it your picking crumbs out of places you knew you had, but generally assumed food would never enter.

OMFG! :rolleyes:

I'm from Australia.

Wich state are you from ?

Don't encourage he/she/it people and bakeries dont mix. Before you know it your picking crumbs out of places you knew you had, but generally assumed food would never enter.

Well, you need a nice and moist chocolate muffin.... not a dry crumbly one.

Well, you need a nice and moist chocolate muffin.... not a dry crumbly one.


hahhahahaahahhahahhaha;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Who like's having their wife,girlfriend,mistress for breakfast in the morning?


I spent a week in Sydney last fall, and am happy to report that Australian women took my breath away. Pretty, but more importantly REALLY SEXY. I would say "YES" to an Australian woman for sure...otherwise, eggs over easy and whole wheat toast please.

Well, you need a nice and moist chocolate muffin.... not a dry crumbly one.
I still believe this to be an unholy union, i can imagine no perception of the sentence in which such a union would become, more holy in some way.

well my lates achievement is a jewish girl and she very radical in bedroom but i guess the moment we cook together somehow we never end up eating or should is say finish cooking together

Can someone pass the choclate sauce? And whipped cream?

Wich state are you from ?

Victoria.

You?

I still believe this to be an unholy union, i can imagine no perception of the sentence in which such a union would become, more holy in some way.

NOTHING should be ever holy about either a chocolate muffin nor a yummy guy.

That would ruin it completely und utterly.

Victoria.

You?

aaa victoria, brings back lots of memorys, i myself was in the norhern suburbs for many many many years, actually i was borna and raised there.

lol nice typos i have

aaa victoria, brings back lots of memorys, i myself was in the norhern suburbs for many many many years, actually i was borna and raised there.

So I must answer your question, but you don't answer mine?

Seems like the concept of yes or no is hard to handle...
Yes

So I must answer your question, but you don't answer mine?


I too was from melbourne but now im living in southern europe
;)

I too was from melbourne but now im living in southern europe
;)

Oooh, lucky!

If/ when you come home, can I go back with you in one of your suitcases? :p

Oooh, lucky!

If/ when you come home, can I go back with you in one of your suitcases? :p

no problem, as long as your of a petite size so i can pass you through customs....mind you like i typed ealier summer is just begining and the beach bars are all going off and generaly ppl are begining to become psycho...

strange what good weather does to ppl.....i myself included

no problem, as long as your of a petite size so i can pass you through customs....mind you like i typed ealier summer is just begining and the beach bars are all going off and generaly ppl are begining to become psycho...

strange what good weather does to ppl.....i myself included

Mmm, summer *lusts after warm weather*

No worries, I'm pretty small :D

Mmm, summer *lusts after warm weather*

No worries, I'm pretty small :D


yeah but you havent mentioned which country in southern europe you would like to spend summer

yeah but you havent mentioned which country in southern europe you would like to spend summer

Hmm, what you got? :p

Hmm, what you got? :p

i may have the greek islands ;)

i may have the greek islands ;)

Ooh, sounds pretty good to me :D

Who like's having their wife,girlfriend,mistress for breakfast in the morning

I like how you managed to put a *'* in the word likes.

Well hopefuly just before christmas i should be down to see my parents and brother...its been a while

Well hopefuly just before christmas i should be down to see my parents and brother...its been a while

Christmas? :(

By then it'll be warm here and cold there :p

Christmas? :(

By then it'll be warm here and cold there :p

Yes thats the whole idea, ill be going from one summer to another....but the price fare of flying over is around 2500 euros.....:mad:

Yes thats the whole idea, ill be going from one summer to another....but the price fare of flying over is around 2500 euros.....:mad:

Damn. Sounds fun, I wish I was in Europe now and coming back for our summer :D

I had eggs, beans, toast, and tea for breakfast.

Damn. Sounds fun, I wish I was in Europe now and coming back for our summer :D

Almost forgot to ask, were in vic are you from ?

Almost forgot to ask, were in vic are you from ?

Melbourne, at the moment :)

Melbourne, at the moment :)

aaaaa nice...hey whats the time there something like 7 am ?

aaaaa nice...hey whats the time there something like 7 am ?

Lol, it's 9.09pm :)

Lol, it's 9.09pm :)



hahah see how the summer is already affecting me...and to think that im going for my first swim on sunday....

hahah see how the summer is already affecting me...and to think that im going for my first swim on sunday....

*Shakes fist*

I'll studying in the cold for an exam on Sunday :(

*Shakes fist*

I'll studying in the cold for an exam on Sunday :(

lol

For startes i hope you do well on your exam ( by the way what exactly are you studying for )


Psychotic Military goes to the corner and enjoys watching Beautiful Darkness pondering the thought of how nice it would be relaxing on a beach with crystal blue waters and perhaps if luck has it you might just see a dolphin swiming in the distance.

lol

For startes i hope you do well on your exam ( by the way what exactly are you studying for )


Psychotic Military goes to the corner and enjoys watching Beautiful Darkness pondering the thought of how nice it would be relaxing on a beach with crystal blue waters and perhaps if luck has it you might just see a dolphin swiming in the distance.

I'm doing a science degree, so I have 4 exams coming up soon :s

You like watching me be jealous and frustrated? lol :p

I'm doing a science degree, so I have 4 exams coming up soon :s

You like watching me be jealous and frustrated? lol :p


some how you dont seem to be the jealous type although if someone told me what i have told you i guess i would have been crawling the wall at this moment, but never mind, ill be toast a carib on behalf of you and your success in your exams

some how you dont seem to be the jealous type although if someone told me what i have told you i guess i would have been crawling the wall at this moment, but never mind, ill be toast a carib on behalf of you and your success in your exams

What's a carib?

Thankyou :)

What's a carib?

Thankyou :)
carib is a beer with a slice of lemon ,its origin is from trinidad, excellent for that beach relaxing moment

What's a carib?It's a type of pirate ;)

carib is a beer with a slice of lemon ,its origin is from trinidad, excellent for that beach relaxing moment

Oh, great.

Have one for each of my 4 exams ;)

It's a type of pirate ;)

Arggg :D

Oh, great.

Have one for each of my 4 exams ;)

Oh hold on you only said science exam, what are the other three exams. :eek:

Oh hold on you only said science exam, what are the other three exams. :eek:

Lol, they're not all on the same day, but I have a genetics, molecular biology and immunology exam afterwards aswell :(

Lol, they're not all on the same day, but I have a genetics, molecular biology and immunology exam afterwards aswell :(

well looks like im talking to a future genetisis :p

well looks like im talking to a future genetisis :p

Hehe, you never know :D

Hehe, you never know :D

true true, know one really knows what the future installs.:p , i suppose thats what makes life so worth while

You forgot to mention husband, boyfriend, man-mistress...

Sure, sex for breakfast, why not.;)

true true, know one really knows what the future installs.:p , i suppose thats what makes life so worth while

Indeed, when there's nothing worthwhile in the now, it's worth sticking it out to see what the future brings :)

Indeed, when there's nothing worthwhile in the now, it's worth sticking it out to see what the future brings :)

All true and well actualy couldnt have phrased in a better way, but as time over on this side of the planet winds towards night time and my day here is almost over so i guess ill be going out for dinner ( obviously for grilled fish and ouzo ) so untill next time stay safe and good luck with your exams.


P.S. i have messaged you. :gundge: :gundge:

sex is bad mmk

All true and well actualy couldnt have phrased in a better way, but as time over on this side of the planet winds towards night time and my day here is almost over so i guess ill be going out for dinner ( obviously for grilled fish and ouzo ) so untill next time stay safe and good luck with your exams.


P.S. i have messaged you. :gundge: :gundge:

Have a nice dinner :)

Thankyou :fluffle:

sex is bad mmk

:o You must have never had it good :p

i cant manage all three at one sitting.
"This face seats three!"

:o You must have never had it good :p
Well.. not with you ;)

A what????

Breakfast Or Concubine?
No! Breakfast OF concubines! It's the new Wheaties tagline!

Well.. not with you ;)

Of course, I am exclusive :p

well summer is just begining and the women are looking very very fine this year...!
"This year"? What, do you have your women manufactured? Does "this year's" model have bigger "airbags" or something?

P.S. i have messaged you. :gundge: :gundge:

I have replied :)

well my lates achievement is a jewish girl and she very radical in bedroom but i guess the moment we cook together somehow we never end up eating or should is say finish cooking together
*cough*bullshit*cough*

Of course, I am exclusive :p
Just for me :)

Just for me :)

Lol, you wish :p

Who like's having their wife,girlfriend,mistress for breakfast in the morning
Depends by what you mean by 'for'?
If you mean a nice session in the bedroom, yes. (for girlfriend btw)
If you mean eat her for breakfast then yes again (for girlfriend again btw, and only certain parts :P)
If you mean eat breakfast with your girlfriend, i would say yes again :D

Lol, you wish :p
Dream, too ;)

Who like's having their wife,girlfriend,mistress for breakfast in the morning
Because aparently nobody dates or marries men...

Who like's having their wife,girlfriend,mistress for breakfast in the morning


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TIME TO BE RANDOM

Die English Bastads for getting in World Cup:sniper: :gundge: :mp5:

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so Who Is Shouting In Here.....im Just Deaf Thats All
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