NationStates Jolt Archive

I sit at my comp.
Playing, playing away time.
NationStates is good...

I use my smileys.
Smileys are a way of life.
They make me happy...

Your turn! For those of you unfamiliar with Haiku, it's a Japanese style of poetry, with the first line having 5 syllables, the the second having 7, and the third 5.

Enjoy (http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/jap.gif), post some haiku people!

Your haiku thread is
Something too little seen here.
I now commend thee.

Spam is great oh yes
I really love it a lot
It is very very sexy

Spam is great oh yes
I really love it a lot
It is very very sexy
Ruffys a post whore
He does nothing except post
He sure loves to spam :p

Spam is great oh yes
I really love it a lot
It is very very sexy
Work on the last line.
It's supposed to be only
Five good syllables.

Change to following
"it's very sexy" and it
would work so nicely.

Ruffys a post whore
He does nothing except post
He sure loves to spam :p
Your name is too long
To write a haiku about
So I will give up

Work on the last line.
It's supposed to be only
Five good syllables.

Change to following
"it's very sexy" and it
would work so nicely.
Oh my god! You are
correct in that fuck up.
I am so sorry.

Your name is too long
To write a haiku about
So I will give up
Then call me Britster
Do not give up so easily
You're crap at these things

Then call me Britster
Do not give up so easily
You're crap at these things
So are you, my friend
With an eight syllable line
In your "haiku" post.

Listen Muchachos,
You all better stop fighting.
It disturbs me so.

Then call me Britster
Do not give up so easily
You're crap at these things
Says the girl who has
eight syllables in second
line biotch! teehee!

Listen Muchachos,
You all better stop fighting.
It disturbs me so.
I apologize.
Let us talk about rainbows,
Flowers, and colours!

Says the girl who has
eight syllables in second
line biotch! teehee!
Says the idiot
who had eight in his last line
Where five was needed

War is fun for me
I love war it's food for me
And it gives you more...



War (http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/fal.gif)

I apologize.
Let us talk about rainbows,
Flowers, and colours!
Puppys and kittens
I put them in the river
And watch them all drown

Says the idiot
who had eight in his last line
Where five was needed
(I also say idiot as two syllables also, id-y't. But I remembered you lot pronounce the i).
Silly girl there's not
eight syllables in that line
learn to count gurlfren!

I only write Haikus about Pork or Pork by-products. I call them Porkus. Enjoy:



In the pan, sizzling

Uncured Fatback suffusing

My toast, preciously.

Puppys and kittens
I put them in the river
And watch them all drown
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha

Silly girl there's not
eight syllables in that line
learn to count gurlfren!
It-is-ve-ry-ve-ry-sex-y
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8

Puppys and kittens
I put them in the river
And watch them all drown
You are sadistic.
Puppies and kittens deserve
much better treatments.

Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha
Is THAT good haiku?
I think it is pathetic.
Be more creative.

It-is-ve-ry-ve-ry-sex-y
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8
Irrelevant fact!
I will pwn you sweety!
Mwahahahaha!

Is THAT good haiku?
I think it is pathetic.
Be more creative.
'Tis only Ruffy.
Cut him some slack about this
He's probably high.

The Beatles are great
And even though they are gone
We will always listen

All posters alert!
Count your syllables with care
before posting here.

Irrelevant fact!
I will pwn you sweety!
Mwahahahaha!
You're a fucking twat
I was proving I could count
Unlike you, moron

I see the iraqi insurgent
I kill him with my M16
Time for some ice cream

'Tis only Ruffy.
Cut him some slack about this
He's probably high.
Je ne deviens pas haut
Ok tellement peut-être je
Mais vous êtes un chef de fente
:D

You're a fucking twat
I was proving I could count
Unlike you, moron
*cries*

Je ne deviens pas haut
Ok tellement peut-être je
Mais vous êtes un chef de fente
:D
beaucoup de problems
cette phrase a, mais je pense que
tu veux le mot "crack". :D

*cries*
You're a cry-baby
Go and run to your mother
Don't speak to me, mard

Here I sit at night
Staring at my monitor
wondering the time

beaucoup de problems
cette phrase a, mais je pense que
tu veux le mot "crack". :D
I do not get high
Ok so maybe I do
But you're a crack head :D
*nods*

You're a cry-baby
Go and run to your mother
Don't speak to me, mard
You scare me a lot.
You're evil and mean, oh yes.
My friend, that you are.

I can stay no more
You slaughter the sacred art
of haiku writing.

You scare my a lot.
You're evil and mean.
My friend, that you are.
I really like this
Insulting through poetry
Ruffy is a fool :p

I can stay no more
You slaughter the sacred art
of haiku writing.
Teehee I say, love
Teehee teehee indeed, love
Time to make coffee

I really like this
Insulting through poetry
Ruffy is a fool :p
I also like it
But I feel I'm getting
pwned. Oh yes, oh yes.

I also like it
But I feel I'm getting
pwned. Oh yes, oh yes.
Because you can't count
You blithering idiot
I laugh you're so dumb

This (http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/arrow.gif) is (http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/realhappy/mices_blah.gif) creative (http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/xerx/smileypersistenceofmemory.gif).

It's (http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/icw/003.gif) smiley (http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/sarge/TheSmile.gif) haiku (http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/hacker.gif). Like (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/aktion/action-smiley-033.gif) it (http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/all.gif)?

Samurai (http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/samurai.gif) are (http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/survivor/all.gif) cool (http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/fireslash/potter.gif)!

Because you can't count
You blithering idiot
I laugh you're so dumb
I use fingers to
count. Maybe it would help if
I had all ten.. heh.

Je ne deviens pas haut
Ok tellement peut-être je
Mais vous êtes un chef de fente
:D
Translated: "So much perhaps I do not become high, Ok I But you are a chief of slit."

Translated: "So much perhaps I do not become high, Ok I But you are a chief of slit."
Lol..

I do not get high
Ok so maybe I do
But you're a crack head

I use fingers to
count. Maybe it would help if
I had all ten..
Poor Ruffy can't count
Beyond five as his hand's hurt
And stuck in a cast

Here is a fluffle
To make you feel better, mate
I still think you're dumb...

:fluffle:

Most haiku here stinks.
It's a plain fact that you're fools.
I ask, write decent.

Even though I am
useless at writing Haiku
I shall contribute:

October Winds Blow
Your Contradictions Doom You,
Capitalist Swine. - Das Kapital the Haiku

Poor Ruffy can't count
Beyond five as his hand's hurt
And stuck in a cast

Here is a fluffle
To make you feel better, mate
I still think you're dumb...

:fluffle:
:fluffle:

Join the club.

Now then, if I try to count one more time.. I will die.

I'm off to watch prince of bel.. whatever.. and eat goldfish crackers.

Tah

:fluffle:

Join the club.

Now then, if I try to count one more time.. I will die.

I'm off to watch prince of bel.. whatever.. and eat goldfish crackers.

Tah
The dim-wit is gone
If he counts once more he'll die
There's no-one to mock...:(

The dim-wit is gone
If he counts once more he'll die
There's no-one to mock...:(
Good, write like a man.
Don't shout and scream like a fool.
Stop insulting him!

Good, write like a man.
Don't shout and scream like a fool.
Stop insulting him!
I am not a man
And we're just joking around
It's called banter, fool.

I am not a man
And we're just joking around
It's called banter, fool.
You're not? My mistake.
Your joking is filling up,
This thread. I banter!

You're not? My mistake.
Your joking is filling up,
This thread. I banter!
I'll banter with you
You complete ignoramus
I've seen smarter dogs

Nation States, my world
Destroyed once, but now alive
All hail internet!

Nation States, my world
Destroyed once, but now alive
All hail internet!

Nation States, my world
Destroyed once, but now alive
All hail internet!

All hail internet
All give praise for Nation States
Posting here is good

*sigh* I can think of a thousand insults and the only good adjective I can come up with is good...Oh well. :rolleyes:

Nation States, my world
Destroyed once, but now alive
All hail internet!
Often misspelled but
oftentimes appropriate
in most threads: Hear Hear!

Often misspelled but
oftentimes appropriate
in most threads: Hear Hear!

Hear, hear! I agree.
I sometimes go here and there
And hear much new sounds

But never do I
Misspell hear, do you hear me?
Recall here and hear!
(Or the spelling Nazis will get you...) :rolleyes:

I can't think of one,
Would somebody please help me,
It's eating my soul.

I love ol' Dixie,
Georgia and Mississippi,
Alabama too!

(Or the spelling Nazis will get you...) :rolleyes:
I think it's funny
Because the misspellers are
The nazis themselves.

(To clarify, I usually come across a lot of nazis with atrocious spelling skills here)

I wish I was free
Of this shithole uni house
Just a few more days

I sit here in school
bored out of my fucking mind
I want to go home.

It's fucking hot out
This library's an oven
I'm going to cry

The grass grows freely
Like razors across my wrists
The action is fast

Ipod users near
I hear them all around me
I lost my headphones

Seniors in the gym
Getting ready for the first
Graduation nears

Ew this cast smells bad
It is making my eyes water
Fuck I'm late for class!

I am skipping class
To write haikus and spam some
I am very bored.

La Dam is a whore
.. post whore I mean. She hijacks
too.. Erm.. nevermind.

I'll be back later
I see some friendswho I can
.. bug bug bug bug! Hah!

Haikus? Why bother.
It's all so very pointless.
Oh, wait a minute...

It now appears that
The haik-ee has become the
Haik-er, in a way.

i love this convo
i would join but im not good
hence this crap wording

i love this convo
i would join but im not good
hence this crap wording
Haikus are all great
They add cheer and joy, oh yes
Who am I kidding?

The grass grows freely
Like razors across my wrists
The action is fast
Remember kiddos,
it is down the armed road,
not across the street!

I am skipping class
To write haikus and spam some
I am very bored.

You are skipping class
Just to be on NationStates?
That is die hard, man

But I should not talk
For I have skipped days of school
Just to be on NationStates

NS 4 life, homie g's! *bad gangsta accent*

Spam spam spam spam spam
Spam spam SPAM spam spam spam spam
Spam spam Spam and eggs

You are skipping class
Just to be on NationStates?
That is die hard, man

But I should not talk
For I have skipped days of school
Just to be on NationStates

NS 4 life, homie g's! *bad gangsta accent*
You are very cool
I think you are the most 1337
Oh yes, my friend, 1337

*gets 40s and blunts*

Fo shizzo!

Remember kiddos,
it is down the armed road,
not across the street!
:p

:p
Yes Ruffy, I know
I couldn't find something to
Fill the second line

So I put in a
Incredibly crap filler
instead. That Ok Ruffy?

Haikus on NS?
What is the meaning of this?
Bash the gays instead!

Yes Ruffy, I know
I couldn't find something to
Fill the second line

So I put in a
Incredibly crap filler
instead. That Ok Ruffy?
Haikus are art, sir.
Treat them as such, good sir, sir.
My neck is sore, sir.

Haikus are art, sir.
Treat them as such, good sir, sir.
My neck is sore, sir.
You're repetitive
Saying sir so many times
You're a boring ****

(I'm running out of one-syllable insults...)

You're repetitive
Saying sir so many times
You're a boring ****

(I'm running out of one-syllable insults...)
:p

What is this I see?
A non-political thread
With all these Haikus!

This reminds me of
That time we did this before
How I enjoyed that.

God I feel so sad
Typing in set form on here
Geeky ftw!

You lot all love me
Because I'm so nice and sweet
I'm friendly to all

I'll never be mean
I'll not call you fucking nobs
Or thick-witted fools

I'm just nice that way
Whatever I think of you
I'll keep it inside

I wont mention it
But you're lack of intellect
Leaves me quite surprised

Since I don't know you
I shall assume my old role;
LOLing at the n00b!

I am so sorry -
Must have slipped into leet mode.
I shall stop it now :(

Why is this thread dead?
It's worth a ressurection
befit of a king.

Limericks are best.
But whenever I write one
Haiku they turn out

A long story short,
in Haiku-form I suppose
I post to say: BUMP!

My effort was moot!
Which again just goes to show
that lack of speed kills.

A long story short,
in Haiku-form I suppose
I post to say: BUMP!
'Tis a Haiku bump
In its most glorious birth
Such a great moment!

he who hears will hear
within the silence the sound
of one bumping hand

Since I don't know you
I shall assume my old role;
LOLing at the n00b!

I am so sorry -
Must have slipped into leet mode.
I shall stop it now :(

J0 |\|0 L337 J0 7\/\/17
L337 15 4|\|0Y1|\|G L1K3 7|-|15
JU57 |\/|0R0|\|5 U53 L337

J0 |\|0 L337 J0 7\/\/17
L337 15 4|\|0Y1|\|G L1K3 7|-|15
JU57 |\/|0R0|\|5 U53 L337
Ow, my precious head
Stop with this wicked nonsense
lest one dies from it.

Ow, my precious head
Stop with this wicked nonsense
lest one dies from it.

I agree leet's wrong
My brain hurts to work it out
I hate reading leet.

But to write it now
And put others through that pain
Is what I call fun! :p

I agree leet's wrong
My brain hurts to work it out
I hate reading leet.

But to write it now
And put others through that pain
Is what I call fun! :p
Thou art a sadist
Who shalt burn in hell one day
Greet Satan for me. :D

Thou art a sadist
Who shalt burn in hell one day
Greet Satan for me. :D
I shalt not burn there
But I'll convey my greetings
As I enjoy hell

After a Haiku
involving "Das Kapital",
let's do the Bible!

After a Haiku
involving "Das Kapital",
let's do the Bible!
This Kas Kapital
A good book or a bad book?
I want to read it.

This Kas Kapital
A good book or a bad book?
I want to read it.
It is very dry,
"Communist Manifesto"
is a better read.

Katganistan just
Gave me my first mod warning
noob status: removed!

It is very dry,
"Communist Manifesto"
is a better read.
You may be well read
Certainly more so than me
I just read fiction

Like fantasy books
And sometimes science fiction
How about you two?

Katganistan just
Gave me my first mod warning
noob status: removed!
Congratulations!
On your very first warning
We should celebrate

I rescue this thread
As I enjoy these Haikus
Does anyone else?

I must be simple
As I'm easily amused
Making these poems

If no one resonds
I'll murder cute animals
To make you feel bad

Mice in the blender
I'll squish the monkeys to death
And strangle a cat

Evil Lol...:D

I squish a monkey
Can you hear it howl in pain?
Will you please reply

Or the cat gets it
Once I've cleaned the monkey blood
Off my kitchen floor

Creatures are dying
It's all your uncaring fault
For not replying

I hate you all here
For you wont talk to me now
I think I'll give up...

Fucking twats! :mad:

I'm feeling mean right now, so.

Nothing like a girl
Open minded enough to
Take it in the bum.

I'm feeling mean right now, so.

Nothing like a girl
Open minded enough to
Take it in the bum.

:eek: You offend me, sir!
I'm an innocent young girl
Apologise, now!

Innocent...heh heh!

:eek: You offend me, sir!
I'm an innocent young girl
Apologise, now!

Innocent...heh heh!

Not bloody likely
It's been a long, tiring day
Just bend over, please.

Not bloody likely
It's been a long, tiring day
Just bend over, please.
But sir, we've just met
I will not do such a thing
For less than 10 pounds

Katganistan just
Gave me my first mod warning
noob status: removed!
Only your first one?
I am surprised at this, Tribes
Dissappoint me you did

But sir, we've just met
I will not do such a thing
For less than 10 pounds

Well, I just got paid
I guess I can spare the cash
Okay, on your knees.

I laugh with surprise
To see this thread here waiting
I founded Haiku

I laugh with surprise
To see this thread here waiting
I founded Haiku

Welcome back I guess.
You can bend over as well
In case she gets tired.

Well, I just got paid
I guess I can spare the cash
Okay, on your knees.
I want extra cash
We are on a carpet floor
I hate carpet burns...:rolleyes:

I want extra cash
We are on a carpet floor
I hate carpet burns...:rolleyes:

I am not yet sure
that you are worth the extra.
Here, wear these shin pads.

I am not yet sure
that you are worth the extra.
Here, wear these shin pads.

I guess that will do
You can have your way with me
For only 10 pounds...:(

I guess that will do
You can have your way with me
For only 10 pounds...:(

That's much more like it
It's a good day after all.
Alright, say my name.

That's much more like it
It's a good day after all.
Alright, say my name.
I will say your name
Megaloria it is
Now please be gentle...

I will say your name
Megaloria it is
Now please be gentle...

That goes in my sig.
As for being gentle, well
a long night awaits.

That goes in my sig.
As for being gentle, well
a long night awaits.
You do impress me
You can keep it up all night
You are such a man...

You do impress me
You can keep it up all night
You are such a man...

The combining of
Naughtiness and poetry
Sets my mind aflame.

The combining of
Naughtiness and poetry
Sets my mind aflame.
With that I agree
To be seduced through Haiku
Is so romantic

Despite these requests
Of bending over for you
I think you charming

With that I agree
To be seduced through Haiku
Is so romantic

Despite these requests
Of bending over for you
I think you charming

Unfortunately
I must call it a night now.
Work in the morning.

Perhaps tomorrow
I will return once again
To charm you further.

Until then, my dear
Have a pleasant evening
And sweet dreams as well.

Unfortunately
I must call it a night now.
Work in the morning.

Perhaps tomorrow
I will return once again
To charm you further.

Until then, my dear
Have a pleasant evening
And sweet dreams as well.

My dreams wont be sweet
They'll be wild and passionate
As I think of you

The night is falling
Dark, the beauty of midnight
Diamonds amidst void

Brilliant morning star
Fairest and fallen at once
Both saint and sinner

The night is falling
Dark, the beauty of midnight
Diamonds amidst void

Brilliant morning star
Fairest and fallen at once
Both saint and sinner

It's beautiful, friend
Your description of the night
Is pleasant to read

I can't see the stars
As my curtains have been closed
Too lazy to move. :rolleyes:

The night is falling
Dark, the beauty of midnight
Diamonds amidst void

Brilliant morning star
Fairest and fallen at once
Both saint and sinner

Yeah, not bad at all.
Doesn't make you Basho yet,
but maybe Issa.

And here I thought this
was the limerick thread but
I am sad I'm wrong.

Sleeping in coffins
is uncomfortable when
one is still alive.

With the lid open
not really such a problem
just mind the garlic

i have a levels
and i should be revising
exam on monday


(and tuesday and wednesday and friday)

then get off now and
revise, our wishes are with you
for a big A plus

---

Once wrote a haiku
but it went down the gutter:
can't count to five.

Is it hot in here?
No, the heat is BritSter and
Megaloria

Is it hot in here?
No, the heat is BritSter and
Megaloria
But not any more
Kuli smothered in honey
I fluffle with now :fluffle:

But not any more
Kuli smothered in honey
I fluffle with now :fluffle:

Golden sweet honey
Nectar of Kuli and bees
But.... no bees are here

Golden sweet honey
Nectar of Kuli and bees
But.... no bees are here
Sweet sticky honey
Attracts women to Kuli
He's a honey trap

Just look to my sig to witness my love of haikus and anticapitalism finally combined.

all day and all night.
i am so very horny.
will you pleasure me?

you curves make me hard.
want to feel from the inside.
big snake sneezes milk.

Sweet sticky honey
Attracts women to Kuli
He's a honey trap
In lands of PA
Seduce fuglies prime Britons
From the depths of spam.:p

In lands of PA
Seduce fuglies prime Britons
From the depths of spam.:p
PA I am not
I lured him to my own bed
In merry England

Sweet sticky honey
Attracts women to Kuli
He's a honey trap

Now that's a Haiku!

Now that's a Haiku!
I'm glad you like it...;)

I'm glad you like it...;)

Of course I'd like anything you do, even killing kittens ;)

PA I am not
I lured him to my own bed
In merry England
This moment perchance
Is he there in your warm bed.
PA calls him home.

This moment perchance
Is he there in your warm bed.
PA calls him home.
He's stuck to my bed
With sticky yellow honey
He'll not escape now!

He's stuck to my bed
With sticky yellow honey
He'll not escape now!

I guess I'll never see PA again...oh well :D

He's stuck to my bed
With sticky yellow honey
He'll not escape now!
Damn! I have not a
Response that suits the honied
Mess that is your love.

I guess I'll never see PA again...oh well :D
What? You have no more
Haikus for the lovely Brit?
Ha! You fail at life!

What? You have no more
Haikus for the lovely Brit?
Ha! You fail at life!

I don't know much about Haikus, sorry BritSter.

Honey in your bed
Is better than tigger love
quoth Winnie the Pooh

That hawt toaster thing
Bread inside is hot and crisp
Pop! Must spread butter

I don't know much about Haikus, sorry BritSter.
Don't bother with that
You're so handsome and sexy
I just want fluffles :fluffle:

Don't bother with that
You're so handsome and sexy
I just want fluffles :fluffle:

Okay, thanks! :fluffle:

I don't know much about Haikus, sorry BritSter.
Once more proven my
Literary lesser in
The thread in question.

Once more proven my
Literary lesser in
The thread in question.

Choke on the fluffles! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Too many samosas
I should have saved some instead
Stomach feels like hell.

Choke on the fluffles! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Fluffles can't harm me
Here in this alternate thread,
Silly Kuli you.

My birthday presents!
Cheech Hot Sauce, Discworld books, and
Flaming Lips CD.

Fluffles can't harm me
Here in this alternate thread,
Silly Kuli you.
Silly he is not! :mad:
Dignified and smart he is
And he says you choke

So choke you shall then
As I will force you to cough
As you always do

When we're intimate
A coughing fit do you have
CoughcybersexCough

My birthday presents!
Cheech Hot Sauce, Discworld books, and
Flaming Lips CD.
Okay. Good for you.
It's really great to hear it.
Back to spam Haiku.:p

Silly he is not! :mad:
Dignified and smart he is
And he says you choke

So choke you shall then
As I will force you to cough
As you always do

When we're intimate
A coughing fit do you have
CoughcybersexCough

Nice one BritSter!

Okay. Good for you.
It's really great to hear it.
Back to spam Haiku.:p

This really should be
Album of the year, alas
Lips fans have no clout.

Silly he is not! :mad:
Dignified and smart he is
And he says you choke

So choke you shall then
As I will force you to cough
As you always do

When we're intimate
A coughing fit do you have
CoughcybersexCough
Ah, but silly he
Most certainly is, my dear.
And I fail to choke.

I need not cough now,
As I am oft wont to do,
Coughcybersexcough,

For there is no need
When no intimacy reigns
Supreme in the thread.

Nice one BritSter!
Silence, dim-witted
Bafoon! Of this you know too
Little to comment.

Silence, dim-witted
Bafoon! Of this you know too
Little to comment.

It is spelled "buffoon".
Love, your friendly neighbourhood
Spelling dictator.

This really should be
Album of the year, alas
Lips fans have no clout.
No idea what
You mean by all that nonsense.
Better Haiku, please.

Ah, but silly he
Most certainly is, my dear.
And I fail to choke.

I need not cough now,
As I am oft wont to do,
Coughcybersexcough,

For there is no need
When no intimacy reigns
Supreme in the thread.
You leave me no choice
Although I suspect a trick
Kulis never wrong

So naughty I'll get
Even though it's what you want
To blackmail me with

It is spelled "buffoon".
Love, your friendly neighbourhood
Spelling dictator.
You misunderstand.
I speak in addle-brained terms
For the idiot.

Spelling is not a
Virtue he hath e'er possess'd.
Hence the phonetic.

No idea what
You mean by all that nonsense.
Better Haiku, please.

My apologies
This album is really good, though
Besides, I'm relaxed.

You leave me no choice
Although I suspect a trick
Kulis never wrong

So naughty I'll get
Even though it's what you want
To blackmail me with
You British tease, you.
He almost always is wrong.
I leave it to you.

My apologies
This album is really good, though
Besides, I'm relaxed.

Mine is also good.
I'm not so at ease. *Turns up
"Imperial March"*

Mine is also good.
I'm not so at ease. *Turns up
"Imperial March"*

A long time ago
In a galaxy far away
The Empire Strikes Back.

You British tease, you.
He almost always is wrong.
I leave it to you.
Kulis in my bed
Naked, smothered in honey
Lying on his back

I kiss his body
Run my tongue along his chest
Suck up the honey

My sweet lips kiss his
Honey's exchanged between us
We share the sweet taste

:fluffle:
Are you coughing yet, FD?

Kulis in my bed
Naked, smothered in honey
Lying on his back

I kiss his body
Run my tongue along his chest
Suck up the honey

My sweet lips kiss his
Honey's exchanged between us
We share the sweet taste

:fluffle:
Are you coughing yet, FD?


Where's my crazy glue?
Hey, wait just a second here
That isn't honey...

A long time ago
In a galaxy far away
The Empire Strikes Back.
That's it exactly.
I knew you would catch on fast.
Better than Kuli.

Where's my crazy glue?
Hey, wait just a second here
That isn't honey...
I guess we're stuck together then, eh? :fluffle:

Kulis in my bed
Naked, smothered in honey
Lying on his back

I kiss his body
Run my tongue along his chest
Suck up the honey

My sweet lips kiss his
Honey's exchanged between us
We share the sweet taste

:fluffle:
Are you coughing yet, FD?
*coughcybersexcough*
How can I possibly not?
*Runs to Teh MODZ0RZ*

just back from work now
i would like to go to sleep
NS won't let me

Kulis in my bed
Naked, smothered in honey
Lying on his back

I kiss his body
Run my tongue along his chest
Suck up the honey

My sweet lips kiss his
Honey's exchanged between us
We share the sweet taste

:fluffle:
Are you coughing yet, FD?

That is higly kinky! ;)

*coughcybersexcough*
How can I possibly not?
*Runs to Teh MODZ0RZ*
Are you choking yet
Or should I continue now
To prove Kuli right?

That is higly kinky! ;)
I'm glad you like it...;)

just back from work now
i would like to go to sleep
NS won't let me

I'm going to sleep
Tomorrow's my first day off
In ten freakin' days.

Are you choking yet
Or should I continue now
To prove Kuli right?
I refuse to choke.
*Drinks some water carefully*
Kuli must be wrong.

I'm glad you like it...;)

I don't see how I couldn't. It was very naughty!

*Gets more honey*

I don't see how I couldn't. It was very naughty!

*Gets more honey*
Megaloria
Is better with his haiku.
BritSter should teach you...to fail. :P

Megaloria
Is better with his haiku.
BritSter should teach you...to fail. :P
Kuli, do you even know how to write a Haiku? Have you bothered to read the first post yet? It's quite simple, even Fascist Dominion can just about manage it. Or I guess you'd rather just read the ones that I write...;)

Kuli, do you even know how to write a Haiku? Have you bothered to read the first post yet? It's quite simple, even Fascist Dominion can just about manage it. Or I guess you'd rather just read the ones that I write...;)

I like reading yours. I suppose I could give it a shot.

my sweet sweet BritSter
oh how we love to fluffle
sweeter than honey

How's that for my first haiku?

Kuli, do you even know how to write a Haiku? Have you bothered to read the first post yet? It's quite simple, even Fascist Dominion can just about manage it. Or I guess you'd rather just read the ones that I write...;)
Fascist Dominion
Manages quite well, thank you.
Poetic master.

He did find, alas,
An error in BritSter's old
Post in M's sigline.

my sweet sweet BritSter
oh how we love to fluffle
sweeter than honey

How's that for my first haiku?
It's a bit sappy,
The pun intended, of course.
But it follows rules.

my sweet sweet BritSter
oh how we love to fluffle
sweeter than honey

How's that for my first haiku?
I love you so much
You know I love to be praised
A fluffle for you...:fluffle:

I love you so much
You know I love to be praised
A fluffle for you...:fluffle:
Ahem, to pass time,
I post in here with too much
Antiquated rhyme.

*bump*

I love you so much
You know I love to be praised
A fluffle for you...:fluffle:

it is great to hear
my dear BritSter I love you
FD will burn in hell

it is great to hear
my dear BritSter I love you
FD will burn in hell
Oh Kuli, my love
You bring me so much delight
I wish FD pain

it is great to hear
my dear BritSter I love you
FD will burn in hell
That he certainly
Shall. But he has suggestions
For your bland Haiku.

Oh Kuli, my love
You bring me so much delight
I wish FD pain
Whatever did I
To you or your love transgress?
Shame, you spiteful pair.

That he certainly
Shall. But he has suggestions
For your bland Haiku.

I must inform you
I am new to this heiku
give me some time FD

Whatever did I
To you or your love transgress?
Shame, you spiteful pair.
*Glares threateningly*
You deserve all pain you get
Don't insult Kuli :mad:

I must inform you
I am new to this heiku
give me some time FD
Not too bad, my friend.
But the last should have but five
Syllables to end.

*Glares threateningly*
You deserve all pain you get
Don't insult Kuli :mad:

Thank you for the save
You are my beacon of light
which keeps me safe thanks!

*Glares threateningly*
You deserve all pain you get
Don't insult Kuli :mad:
What pain? Nothing yet.
Cannot but help my nature.
I accept Karma's bane.

Not too bad, my friend.
But the last should have but five
Syllables to end.
I'll warn you FD
You point out mistakes a lot
It's quite annoying

You syllable-nazi. :upyours:

Thank you for the save
You are my beacon of light
which keeps me safe thanks!
That was impressive
You are getting much better
Thank you, handsome one

That was impressive
You are getting much better
Thank you, handsome one

Thank you my BritSter
But I am nothing to yours
for you are the best

I am the best now
But you excel at all things
Soon you'll be better

I am the best now
But you excel at all things
Soon you'll be better

thanks for the comment
i do excel at some things
one is fluffling

thanks for the comment
i do excel at some things
one is fluffling
Indeed you do. :fluffle:
I think FD might have a point, we are getting a bit sappy. I'm going to bed now, I might write you some naughty haikus when I wake up this afternoon.
Goodbye for now.

Indeed you do. :fluffle:
I think FD might have a point, we are getting a bit sappy. I'm going to bed now, I might write you some naughty haikus when I wake up this afternoon.
Goodbye for now.

You're right. It was nice talking. Good night!

Sat on the toilet
Took the worlds biggest crap
Man that felt awesome

Now to make haikus
About less touchy subjects
Such as racism

Or the gay people
And their wonderful yet odd
Choice of lifestyle

I would consider
Religion but that might end
In a large flamewar

Oh well off to bed
Goodnight NationStates forum
See ya'll tomorrow

I'll warn you FD
You point out mistakes a lot
It's quite annoying

You syllable-nazi. :upyours:
Sorry about that.
Just trying to be helpful.
He's getting better.

Sorry about that.
Just trying to be helpful.
He's getting better.

"She turned me into a newt!
...
I got better" :D

"She turned me into a newt!
...
I got better" :D
What? No haiku from
The Beautiful Darkness.
You disappoint me.:p

Sorry, I cant do haiku, so I'll submit some song lyrics Ive recently written.

Its not finished yet, though.

Offer them freedom, while calling them brothers,
while the other hand takes, the rights from the others.
the dollar is the demon, to whom you give heed,
while you venerate god, you espouse your OWN greed.

If nothing is sacred, then everythings free,
take all you want, far more than you'll need.
You cant achieve victory, if you dont shoot to kill.
All things must pay, and everything will.

Answer thier questions while telling them nothing,
keep them them blind and groping, alone in the dark
"God loves a martyr", you words they encourage
but when the bullets start flying, you left at the start.

Ignorance is violence, waiting to unfold, look through the spaces in the stories they told.
All around you is a warning, open your eyes, they all love a fool, who follows the blind.



Freedom is only for those who obey,
Lied to from the start, on the very first day.
Justice decays in the presence of coin
Follow them blindly, wherever theyre going.

If you stop to question, they run you right down
the gears are in motion, the pain will compound
Learn from your history, the one that we wrote
from our minds to the papers, then right down your throat.

Now in the ending, the smoke will soon clear.
no cost was beyond us, when someone else pays,
we speak for the fallen, who cant sing our praises,
we write the rules, to the game that you play.


Ignorance is violence, waiting to unfold, look through the spaces in the stories they told.
All around you is a warning, open your eyes, they all love a fool, who follows the blind.

What? No haiku from
The Beautiful Darkness.
You disappoint me.:p

Sorry, what are the rules of Haikus again?

Sorry, what are the rules of Haikus again?
Usually they
Are about nature but here
We follow format.

Seven syllables
For the middle. For the top
And bottom use five.

Sorry, what are the rules of Haikus again?
Oh I love you I love you I love you!
First line has five then
Second has seven followed
by five syllables. :cool:

Usually they
Are about nature but here
We follow format.

Seven syllables
For the middle. For the top
And bottom use five.

Ah I see, I see, said she,
Sounds too hard for me, said she,
Think I will go now :p

EDIT: Your talking in metre confused me... I thought you said 7,7,5 :(

Ah I see, I see, said she,
Sounds too hard for me, said she,
Think I will go now :p

EDIT: Your talking in metre confused me... I thought you said 7,7,5 :(
Mis direction and
Confusion, my dear, are my
specialty, you know.

Mis direction and
Confusion, my dear, are my
specialty, you know.

Indeed... no more haikus for you! :p

Indeed... no more haikus for you! :p
Come now, my dearest.
No need to be quite so harsh.
It is my nature.

Today is my day
for I graduate today
Then I go get drunk

My friends shall depart
I will move on in life soon
Though some I shall miss

Much to do this month
Many parties to attend
What a time to have

Soon I shall be gone
The military awaits
The real world calls me

Today is my day
for I graduate today
Then I go get drunk

My friends shall depart
I will move on in life soon
Though some I shall miss

Much to do this month
Many parties to attend
What a time to have

Soon I shall be gone
The military awaits
The real world calls me
O nostalgia,
Bitter and sweet, reminder
Of forgotten days.

Ah, yes, the grad parties.
The final farewells and last
Of fond memories.

I crashed a Buick
Not my fault though power was
Gone and I was pushed

I crashed a Buick
Not my fault though power was
Gone and I was pushed
I laugh at your plight,
As oft I am wont to do.
Sure sucks to be you.:p

O nostalgia,
Bitter and sweet, reminder
Of forgotten days.

Ah, yes, the grad parties.
The final farewells and last
Of fond memories.
Grad parties are pointless
Too much loud noises making
Me claustrophobic

Grad parties are pointless
Too much loud noises making
Me claustrophobic
Not the ones I saw.
They were small groups of people
Important to me.

I will be with friends
All of us shall laugh and drink
Late into the night

A great fire
swarms of people to laugh with
Driving I will not

This apple juice sucks
It tastes like Robitussin
Don't buy McCain juice

Small birds fall from trees
Some animals sneer at me
I have shat outside

I will be with friends
All of us shall laugh and drink
Late into the night
No drinking for us.
We had fun enough without.
Later the better.

This apple juice sucks
It tastes like Robitussin
Don't buy McCain juice
I could have told you,
But you failed to inquire such,
You dim-witted sot.

Small birds fall from trees
Some animals sneer at me
I have shat outside
This is disturbing
I was enjoying my lunch
Then this waft arrived
And ruined my appetite
Damn outdoor shatters

"Haikus are just like regular english poems, except they don't rhyme, and they're totally stupid"

- Mr. Garrison

This is disturbing
I was enjoying my lunch
Then this waft arrived
And ruined my appetite
Damn outdoor shatters

My friend I'm sorry
But when nature calls, you can't
just stop it at all

Your lunch is ruined
I hope you'll remember me
When I'm dead and gone

My friend I'm sorry
But when nature calls, you can't
just stop it at all

Your lunch is ruined
I hope you'll remember me
When I'm dead and gone
How could I forget
That totally putrid stench?
I am scarred for life

How could I forget
That totally putrid stench?
I am scarred for life
The trick, then, my friend,
Is to shorten that life to
An acceptable length.

I laugh at your plight,
As oft I am wont to do.
Sure sucks to be you.:p

Quite entertaining
As I was in the drivers
With no power brakes

The sky is bright blue
The grey road mixes with sky
My car is rolling

the sky is blue,
the grass is green, the cows are
sitting in piles of poo.

damn, that doesn't work. oh well.

Quite entertaining
As I was in the drivers
With no power brakes
Entertaining? Me?
Or meant you the dead Buick?
Meh, it matters not.

I am so happy.
Ultimate Alliance Rocks!
Marvel's new cool game.

Link here (http://www.marvelultimatealliance.com/index.php?).

Good for you, my friend.
I don't really care that much,
Grave-digging fool, you.