NationStates Jolt Archive

The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.


http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/soldier.jpg

What I find funny about this, is this guy, the 'epitome' of the German soldier, was actually half-Jewish! :D


Take the test (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926)

Didn't you post something like this a while back? Copycatting yourself?

Didn't you post something like this a while back? Copycatting yourself?

Not that I remember???:confused:

But if I did, post it here and I'll ask the mods to delete this.

I seriously dont remember.

The Resistance
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

The SS would kill you if u didn't support them.I'd be scared into facism.

The Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!



Fascism isn't my cup of tea.

But if I did, post it here and I'll ask the mods to delete this.

Pfft, do your own forum searches, lazy boy.

Expatriot here. I remember from last time and little has changed since.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

I always get put in with the smart people.

Pfft, do your own forum searches, lazy boy.

I dont know how to search the forums well, ya big queen.

Anyway, if someone wants to asks the mods to close this thread, eh..whatever, lol...if not...I'll just let it be.

Needless to say, you nor I will lose much sleep over this being open or closed.

The Everyday German
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/expatriate.jpg

Expatriate
14% brainwashworthy
16% anti-tolerant
13% blindly patriotic

For Socialism!

The Resistance
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

The Everyday German
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 4% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.Haha! :D

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 0% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic

Expatriate.

Which is what I want to do now. Canada is looking better and better all the time with the 1984 state Bush is creating.:rolleyes:

Expatriate.

Which is what I want to do now. Canada is looking better and better all the time with the 1984 state Bush is creating.:rolleyes:

You wont be missed.

http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/expatriate.jpg

Oh,yeah!

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

I'm not surprised by being a Resistant (I would probably be one, even if I'm unsure I really could kill someone - even a nazi officer); I'm more surprised by the "blindly patriotic" result... I'm a strong internationalist.

I'm not surprised by being a Resistant (I would probably be one, even if I'm unsure I really could kill someone - even a nazi officer); I'm more surprised by the "blindly patriotic" result... I'm a strong internationalist.

42% isnt that bad, I got 61%, lol.

X Troop (IA) Commado here I come

The Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

Hmmm.. I clicked on a link at the end of the test to do a terrorism quiz. What a freakshow of propaganda that was. Apparently I am in extreme danger of dying from nuclear or biological attack. One of things I should do to keep myself safe is not drink tap water. Incidently the test was sponsered by Dasani. The same Dasani that tried to sell bottled water in the UK only for the public to find out it was less safe than tap water (being reprocessed tap water, but with extra bromides). Hah! :rolleyes:

Anyway. I'll stoop hijacking there.

I'm not surprised by being a Resistant (I would probably be one, even if I'm unsure I really could kill someone - even a nazi officer); I'm more surprised by the "blindly patriotic" result... I'm a strong internationalist.
Really? Killing a Nazi would surely be so easy if I knew how to use the tools.

Hmmm.. I clicked on a link at the end of the test to do a terrorism quiz. What a freakshow of propaganda that was. Apparently I am in extreme danger of dying from nuclear or biological attack. One of things I should do to keep myself safe is not drink tap water. Incidently the test was sponsered by Dasani. The same Dasani that tried to sell bottled water in the UK only for the public to find out it was less safe than tap water (being reprocessed tap water, but with extra bromides). Hah! :rolleyes:

Anyway. I'll stoop hijacking there.

I took it too, it was total bullshit.

By its standerds, im due to blow up in about 3.2 seconds, or when this post is transfered to your moniter.

I don't take OKCupid quizzes

I dont know how to search the forums well, ya big queen.

Tried clicking the button marked "Search" under the Nationstates banner, seemingly myopic breeder?

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/expatriate.jpg

ADOLF HITLER
Achtung!

84% brainwashworthy
90% antitolerant
100% blindly patriotic

You probably lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/hitler.jpg
He was my shinning star...
*cries*
*blows his 7 noses*
*sobs*

What am I to do now?
*cries loudly*
*sobs*

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

Apparently I would have left the country. I wonder what I would have done in the Milgram experiment....

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/expatriate.jpg

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

I don't doubt that I would have followed my country and leaders through much of the Nazi views, but I don't think that I would have supported all of the eugenics/racist/etc. stuff. We'll never know for sure, but I do believe that I wouldn't have crossed that line.

Be a soldier, sure, be a executor, no

I don't doubt that I would have followed my country and leaders through much of the Nazi views, but I don't think that I would have supported all of the eugenics/racist/etc. stuff. We'll never know for sure, but I do believe that I wouldn't have crossed that line.

Be a soldier, sure, be a executor, no

Agreed, I think.

Be a soldier, sure, be a executor, no
Executor...doesn't he deal with wills and testaments?

Tried clicking the button marked "Search" under the Nationstates banner, seemingly myopic breeder?

Actually, no.

Its against my beleifs to venture outside the known area of Jolt that is the NS General forum.

As for the rest of the forum, therr be dragons out thurr!

*shudders*

What, so I'm an expat because I have no sense of patriotism? Yeah it's not like communists fought in the resistance or nothing right? Pft. Please.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

The Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

darn i wanted to be a nazi :p

Taken it before; gotten Expatriate

ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 77% antitolerant, and 90% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

Yes I know my friends say that if i lived in WW2 Germany id be a big time nazi. To top it off im Lutheran and Lutherans were the biggest religous supporters of hitler percent wise. (Hitler often Praised Martin Luther)

ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 77% antitolerant, and 90% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

Yes I know my friends say that if i lived in WW2 Germany id be a big time nazi. To top it off im Lutheran and Lutherans were the biggest religous supporters of hitler percent wise. (Hitler often Praised Martin Luther)
So you're a skinhead/neo-Nazi?

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

What a colossal budgie-turd of a thread.

ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

I hardly see how the percents make me Hitler considering I was mainly indifferent towards world disasters and I hate not a single 'group' of people.

Still proud of the result I guess.

Executor...doesn't he deal with wills and and testaments?
This is correct, my little thing... In the good old ages, the Executors did in fact chop people off, after which they would distribute the separate parts evenly among the family members. As this old traditional practice was ridiculously banned, these poor things had to find another job. Since they had so much experience in partitioning among the bereaved family members...

Expatriate

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic

So if NS had been 1930s Germany, we would all be living in other countries...I would have picked Britain myself. That and there would have been a handful of Hitlers, so either there would have been a power struggle and nothing would have happened that was too horrible or there would have been a bunch of dead Hitlers.

ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 81% antitolerant, and 95% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

Thats not what I was expecting but whatever. Like I would fight for Germany:rolleyes: Im American damnit!

ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 81% antitolerant, and 95% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

Thats not what I was excepting but whatever. Like I would fight for Germany:rolleyes: Im American damnit!
America owns y'all's asses!

Yep, I can see it. :)

Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 81% antitolerant, and 95% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

Thats not what I was expecting but whatever. Like I would fight for Germany:rolleyes: Im American damnit!
You can always start a Neo-Nazi party in America... Maybe call it something a bit more original and discrete (don't know why but they don't like the word "Nazi"). Maybe KKK or something along those lines...

Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

What does Achtung mean?

What does Achtung mean?
I think it means: "The book is on the table"
p.s. (attention)

The Foot Soldier
Achtung!
"You are 46% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs."

Well...there we go. Does my willingness to join Canada's military instantly constitute that I am a Nazi? :confused:
It sure seems that way to me...:mad:

Executor...doesn't he deal with wills and testaments?
meh, you know what I mean.

Well...there we go. Does my willingness to join Canada's military instantly constitute that I am a Nazi? :confused:
It sure seems that way to me...:mad:
The point is not in the particular military, it is in the act of joining a military. Militaries are by nature fascist/nazi-like organisations, in that they seek to suppress individual judgement and try to form an organic whole. By joining any military you choose to abandon individual judgement and reason, and subsititute it with implied blind faith in the judgement of your superiors.

Although the Canadian military's neat. I don't have big problems with them, primarily probably because of more reasonable leadership.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 3% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 30% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 45% on patriotic

I was like 89% Nazi or something. In fact, it said that I could be Hitler.

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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

The Swine
Achtung! You are 0% brainwashworthy, 81% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Sie sind ein Schwein! You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda, and (3) you probably don't have the bloodlust. But you would've appreciated the Party, because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis. Sorry

http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/swine.jpg

No idea how I got such high anti-tolerance levels.... Must've been my "pride" questions. Yes I'm proud of my race, but that doesn't mean it is better than other races.

Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 77% antitolerant, and 85% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 0% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.


I believe in ideals, not in countries and certainly not in the leaders of countries.
I'm also smart enough to know to stay out of the way of wackos with guns. :p

30% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic.
The Expatriate.

True, I would like to be an Expatriate right now to tell you the truth. If I had somewhere to go that is.






And Bobo Hope being Hitler.. Figures...

You wont be missed.
Hey. Considering I never said or did anything to you, that's kind of a crummy thing to say.

But at least I wouldn't be near you. :D :P

Hey. Considering I never said or did anything to you, that's kind of a crummy thing to say.

But at least I wouldn't be near you. :D :P

Well..if America is such a 1984 state, I'm sure you would be much happier in the Peoples Republic of Canada. Move along, now.

Well..if America is such a 1984 state, I'm sure you would be much happier in the Peoples Republic of Canada. Move along, now.

I probably would. People up there aren't as arrogant or nasty as the Americans I run into down here, eh.

I'm getting the impression you love our constitution getting trod on. *shrugs*
It's people like you that make me shake my head and ask "why?"

I probably would. People up there aren't as arrogant or nasty as the Americans I run into down here, eh.

I'm getting the impression you love our constitution getting trod on. *shrugs*
It's people like you that make me shake my head and ask "why?"


If by that you mean Republicans, then its people like you that make me wish Canada accepted more Americans. As I'm getting the impression you would rather see the world overun with dictatorships and terrrorists than to see America raise a finger and do something unpopular with Europeans.

If by that you mean Republicans, then its people like you that make me wish Canada accepted more Americans. As I'm getting the impression you would rather see the world overun with dictatorships and terrrorists than to see America raise a finger and do something unpopular with Europeans.

I mean trigger happy Republicans, always ready to shoot off their guns, kill a "terrorist", zap a prisioner, add more border patrol, and tell a woman what she may and may not do with her body.

If you agree with any of those points, then I am referring to you. Not all Republicans are like this. I like them. Unfortunately they aren't very vocal, so most Liberals lump them with the extreme right.

Loving my political freedoms /= wanting the world to be run by dictators.
What I would like to see is an end to the lies. The Bush Administration lied about 9-11. They lied about the reasons for entering the war in Iraq. They are lying to us about tapping the phones and are taking away our rights bit by bit. America is too distracted by the war and the immigration conflicts, so they are missing the big picture, our own country is slowly turning into a police state (Whatever happened to checks and balances? Gone because the extreme right runs all three branches, so they aren't checking the power Bush is amassing to the executive branch). The American public is like Lobsters in a pot of water. Bush and the administration are slowly turning up the heat, lulling us to sleep, when in the end we will be cooked and dead.

Pre-Nazi Germany was the same way. You seem comfortable with Nazi's, so perhaps you are enjoying this. I doubt you will ever understand what I am saying, so I am not going to pretend to "educate" you. I am just saying all of this because when you are rounded up for being falsely accused of something, thrown away in a prision without being charged and sit there for years on end so your family will never know if you are dead or alive, I can point my finger and say "I told you so." I'll do that while enjoying the civil and political freedoms I have in Canada. It's not like I want to be Prime Minister or anything.

As for Dictators? Let's look at the Sudan, specifically the Darfur region. There is a place that needs help. Women getting raped as a form of warfare. Absolutely disgusting. But why won't we ever go there to "over throw an evil regime"? 'Cause there's no oil. No profit. Hence, no reason.

I mean trigger happy Republicans, always ready to shoot off their guns, kill a "terrorist", zap a prisioner, add more border patrol, and tell a woman what she may and may not do with her body.

If you agree with any of those points, then I am referring to you. Not all Republicans are like this. I like them. Unfortunately they aren't very vocal, so most Liberals lump them with the extreme right.

Loving my political freedoms /= wanting the world to be run by dictators.
What I would like to see is an end to the lies. The Bush Administration lied about 9-11. They lied about the reasons for entering the war in Iraq. They are lying to us about tapping the phones and are taking away our rights bit by bit. America is too distracted by the war and the immigration conflicts, so they are missing the big picture, our own country is slowly turning into a police state (Whatever happened to checks and balances? Gone because the extreme right runs all three branches, so they aren't checking the power Bush is amassing to the executive branch). The American public is like Lobsters in a pot of water. Bush and the administration are slowly turning up the heat, lulling us to sleep, when in the end we will be cooked and dead.

Pre-Nazi Germany was the same way. You seem comfortable with Nazi's, so perhaps you are enjoying this. I doubt you will ever understand what I am saying, so I am not going to pretend to "educate" you. I am just saying all of this because when you are rounded up for being falsely accused of something, thrown away in a prision without being charged and sit there for years on end so your family will never know if you are dead or alive, I can point my finger and say "I told you so." I'll do that while enjoying the civil and political freedoms I have in Canada. It's not like I want to be Prime Minister or anything.

As for Dictators? Let's look at the Sudan, specifically the Darfur region. There is a place that needs help. Women getting raped as a form of warfare. Absolutely disgusting. But why won't we ever go there to "over throw an evil regime"? 'Cause there's no oil. No profit. Hence, no reason.

Michael? Is that you Michael Moore?

Congrats...you just won our contest for 'most generic liberal response'. What do we got for him Tony?

A one way ticket to Canada!

Like I said hours ago, you will not be missed.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic

I'm a cynical left-wing egalitarian anarchist who thinks patriotism is stupid and nations are evil constructs; I should have gotten lower than that.

Michael? Is that you Michael Moore?

Congrats...you just won our contest for 'most generic liberal response'. What do we got for him Tony?

A one way ticket to Canada!

Like I said hours ago, you will not be missed.

I love it when people are backed into a corner with logic lash out like a wounded animal.

It's great.

trust me, I'd hunt down the "furher" and ass fuck him to death.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

if my govt put $4 billion to defence, I'd wonder where the fuck they got it from.

The Swine
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 68% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Sie sind ein Schwein! You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda, and (3) you probably don't have the bloodlust. But you would've appreciated the Party, because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis. Sorry

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ok... so somehow not giving a damn about anyone but yourself + close friends would mean you wouldn't stand up to someone who threatened your personal freedoms and morals, etc.

I can say now that's complete BS.

ok... so somehow not giving a damn about anyone but yourself + close friends would mean you wouldn't stand up to someone who threatened your personal freedoms and morals, etc.

I can say now that's complete BS.
God...grow thicker skin.

if my govt put $4 billion to defence, I'd wonder where the fuck they got it from.
Jews. :p

God...grow thicker skin.
So I don't like being pushed around by some poor bastard who thinks he's better than me.
What was your point, that it somehow makes me a wimp and softbellied moron for standing up for myself?



Ok then.

So I don't like being pushed around by some poor bastard who thinks he's better than me.
What was your point, that it somehow makes me a wimp and softbellied moron for standing up for myself?



Ok then.
No, that a silly little test like this would upset you so. God knows what would happen if one of the posters here digged their claws into you.

No, that a silly little test like this would upset you so. God knows what would happen if one of the posters here digged their claws into you.
Quiz result says you'd just sit there and take it, no matter what. Yet you still have a lot of pride for your group. So... somewhere the quiz author missed that you'd also just just there and allow the nazi's to stomp over yourself, which is incorrect given everything else that was said.

I was simply pointing that out. How you linked that to being upset is beyond me.

As for the "digging their claws into you" comment, ok? How?
It's the all mighty interweb, I don't exactly give a shit about what anyone has to say to me about anything.

But how could I be a Nazi? I'm a Hebrewfile! I think the Jews are the AWSOMEST race, and I often wish I were one. And now, look at this...http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 0% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.Though I prolly would've left the country, I would've prolly joined the allies as consequences of the Nazi movement became clear.