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So, here's the skinny. I had a party at my place the other night. A huge event with plenty of people and a neverending flow of frozen mudslides and jungle juice for the girls, whiskey for me, and beer for all who wanted it. Anyway, a friend of mine stayed the night with his girlfriend (my roommates are out of town so they slept in his bed on some sheets I gave them-- so they wouldn't fuck up my roommate's bed). I wake up and my house is trashed and I don't remember most of the night, except that my beer pong table now has Alex: 12 Sean: 1 on it, which I later find out was the score for beer pong that night- go me! Anyway, the house is empty so I walk into my roommate's room and find sheets laying in a pile on his bed, okay, time to wash those mothers... SWEET ISLAMIC FONZIE! THE SHEETS ARE WET!... ... ... AND THEY REEK OF PISS! I kindly call my friend and ask what happened, he replies that he was wasted and he pissed the bed while intoxicated (I have no idea how his girlfriend reacted to it, I can only imagine unhappily). I asked him why he didn't clean it up, and why he left them piled on my roommate's bed... he said he was in a rush. Not anywhere in the conversation was there a single "sorry" or anything of the sort on his part! Am I justified in being angry?

Yes you are justified! I would be angry too, and I would be asking for money! Because no doubt the smell is now on the mattress and you'll have to replace the mattress.

You should cut off his testicles and put them in a jar in front of him. He'll never piss on your sheets again.

Yes! He didn't say sorry? What a sad ass...just tell him to come sort it, get a new mattress or you will tell everyone that he wets the bed.

And he has a girlfriend? still?....jeez some people....


ewwwwwwwww

The truth is they were giving eachother golden showers. You should respect their bit of fun. It could be you pissing on his girlfriend one day, after all.

The truth is they were giving eachother golden showers. You should respect their bit of fun. It could be you pissing on his girlfriend one day, after all.


Ahhh of course! Ignore what I said....it's fine..:(

See, he doesn't have the money for a mattress replacement, ( he owes me SO MUCH money from bets we've made and I've won, not to mention he still has gambling debts that need to be paid to me). I'm going to make him pay for this, I just have no idea how. He's incompitent at any task assigned him (in other words if he doesn't want to do it, it won't be done well) so I can't make him clean my townhouse. I need to figure out some form of payback. Any suggestions? I'm open to (reasonably) violent forms of retribution, as this is an extreme case.

The truth is they were giving eachother golden showers. You should respect their bit of fun. It could be you pissing on his girlfriend one day, after all.
Yes, you missed the fun :(

Just.. don't.. tell.. the roommate. Then you will have him mad at you.

Not to rain on anyone's parade (no pun intended) but Golden showers are disgusting, as is scat.... that is when it's not practiced with some measure of cleanliness. I have no problem with people (who aren't me) doing scat or golden showers anywhere or in any way they please in their own homes, I DO have a problem with people doing it in my house without my permission on things that can't be cleaned!

See, he doesn't have the money for a mattress replacement, ( he owes me SO MUCH money from bets we've made and I've won, not to mention he still has gambling debts that need to be paid to me). I'm going to make him pay for this, I just have no idea how. He's incompitent at any task assigned him (in other words if he doesn't want to do it, it won't be done well) so I can't make him clean my townhouse. I need to figure out some form of payback. Any suggestions? I'm open to (reasonably) violent forms of retribution, as this is an extreme case.
Get him drunk and buy him a cross dressing crack whore hooker?

Well there's some justice in that the fact that he pissed the bed is now on the internet for everyone to see.:D

Not to rain on anyone's parade (no pun intended) but Golden showers are disgusting, as is scat.... that is when it's not practiced with some measure of cleanliness. I have no problem with people (who aren't me) doing scat or golden showers anywhere or in any way they please in their own homes, I DO have a problem with people doing it in my house without my permission on things that can't be cleaned!
Such a picky person!

Well there's some justice in that the fact that he pissed the bed is now on the internet for everyone to see.:D
Now I want to see pictures!

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/mad.gif

Such a picky person!
Scat is revolting...golden showers...hmm undecided.

Do I know you?!? :eek:

;)

Do I know you?!? :eek:

;)
Is it of any consequence? :)

Hmm, actually, i'm reminded of This (http://www.pg.ru/train/images/colour2.jpg) scene from the movie Trainspotting. Even though it's not quiiiiiiiiiite the same situation, but hey.

Here are pictures for the lot of you.


This is me: http://photos-185.facebook.com/n10/162/75/6820482/n6820482_5707185_5175.jpg Note the look on the girl to the left's face.

This is more of me: http://photos-569.facebook.com/n10/162/75/6820482/n6820482_5706569_3525.jpg

Even More: http://photos-482.facebook.com/images/profile/1926/103/n6820482_17918.jpg With firey goodness.

This is him:http://photos-165.facebook.com/n11/251/123/6831297/n6831297_8523165_5781.jpg

More of him: http://photos-353.facebook.com/n13/251/123/6831297/n6831297_17736353_4076.jpg

Is it of any consequence? :)

It's just that It strongly reminded me of some of the parties of my youth.


...and last month. :p

It's just that It strongly reminded me of some of the parties of my youth.


...and last month. :p
Ah, well I am sure I would remember you. :p

Now I want to see pictures!

okay then: "..for everyone to read
To OP, now we need pictures of the human fountain to humiliate him.:p

EDIT: Just noticed them

I still need ideas for vengance, viable ideas for vengance.

Hmm, actually, i'm reminded of This (http://www.pg.ru/train/images/colour2.jpg) scene from the movie Trainspotting. Even though it's not quiiiiiiiiiite the same situation, but hey.
That's the baby one right?

*too lazy to click*

Wow, sounds like 2 of my housemates. Completely inconsiderate and not realising that they've done anything wrong. I bet he's in a stress with you now because you're angry at him. Am I right?

See, he doesn't have the money for a mattress replacement, ( he owes me SO MUCH money from bets we've made and I've won, not to mention he still has gambling debts that need to be paid to me). I'm going to make him pay for this, I just have no idea how. He's incompitent at any task assigned him (in other words if he doesn't want to do it, it won't be done well) so I can't make him clean my townhouse. I need to figure out some form of payback. Any suggestions? I'm open to (reasonably) violent forms of retribution, as this is an extreme case.

Piss on you once, shame on him, piss on you half a dozen times, shame on you.

This is him:http://photos-165.facebook.com/n11/251/123/6831297/n6831297_8523165_5781.jpg

More of him: http://photos-353.facebook.com/n13/251/123/6831297/n6831297_17736353_4076.jpg

He looks like a dick.

Does the pic of him with a woman show the same girlfriend he pissed the bed with on the night of the party?