NationStates Jolt Archive

How do you think people were created?

When a man and a woman love each other very much...

When a man and a woman love each other very much...

No no no...see, there's this stork...

You do realise that God may have created the Apes, right? (wasn't me...)

I'm kind of tired of these posts...

People were created through evolution. I AM A THEIST BY THE WAY. http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/biggrinangelA.gif

No no no...see, there's this stork......and the stork comes to the woman when it's time...

You seriously need a both opition. This was obviously not a well thought-out thread.

...and the stork comes to the woman when it's time...

And it flies through the window, and PLOP goes the baby on the floor!

Evolution seems to make the most sense as of now. If a Creationist could give me a reasonable agruement to refute Evolution and make their idea seem less... stupid and sheeplike, I might be inclined to switch.

Do they have to be mutually exclusive?

...and the stork comes to the woman when it's time...

What are you, some kind of sick and twisted heretic? Science tells us that it is the gooseberry bush, and not the stork that makes babies. You can keep your old wives' tales.

Abiogensis, and then formed by evolution. That's the scientific consenses anyway.

Divine creation and evolution, in synergy.

"How are babies made?" to which the 10 year old replied, "From the mother's eggs." Amidst much laughter, Clueless said, "Mummy isn't a chicken."
My eldest replied: "No, the eggs in Mum's tummy."
Three year old: Scrambled eggs?
Four year old: Easter eggs?
Eldest (increasingly frustrated): No! Just eggs that turn into babies when Mum kisses dad.
Four year old: Is the baby an Easter egg?
Clueless: Hahaha, she's the same shape
Four year old: Did the baby eat the Easter eggs?
Three year old: Will I have my baby if I eat all my eggs?
Eldest: No!
Clueless: I still don't get it :p


At which stage the eldest got up and left the table, shaking his head as if he had the weight of the world on his shoulders

Well, you see: When a woman and an ape love each other VERY much...

...and the stork comes to the woman when it's time...And then the man crawls off to the pub, knocks up some random stranger, staggers home & leaves the woman 9 months later.

The evidence is pretty clear. Creationism simply doesn't hold up. By the way, Christianity doesn't have the monopoly on creation myths.

What are you, some kind of sick and twisted heretic? Science tells us that it is the gooseberry bush, and not the stork that makes babies. You can keep your old wives' tales.
It's a cabbage leaf dolt! Don't peddle your nonsense in my presense! http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/violent/badass.gif

Oh god.. all these threads are coming back.. *kills self*

It's a cabbage leaf dolt! Don't peddle your nonsense in my presense!

Well, duh! Obviously human reproduction takes into consideration the native flora available for its symbiotic processes - else how would countries without gooseberry patches become populated - however the key word here is flora not fauna.

When a man and a woman love each other very much...

They don't HAVE to love one another.

Oh god.. all these threads are coming back.. *kills self*

Not if we can force them off the rails quick enough.

must.. stop... thread...

They don't HAVE to love one another.

"Well, sometimes the man doesn't really love the woman, but he pretends that he does so he can get some action..." -Chef

Not if we can force them off the rails quick enough.

must.. stop... thread...

Who went to the movies recently? Don't you hate how much the food costs?

"Well, sometimes the man doesn't really love the woman, but he pretends that he does so he can get some action..." -Chef

Or they could just be both really really drunk. I mean who haven't gotten smashed and woke up to a woman who could rival Jabba the Hutt in looks?

Who went to the movies recently? Don't you hate how much the food costs?
If you're that much of a cheapskate why not bring your own food?

If you're that much of a cheapskate why not bring your own food?

I tried that, they took them away. :(

I am offended that you didn't include Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Who went to the movies recently? Don't you hate how much the food costs?
I hate that. I hate the other people watching the same movie as me too.

I am offended that you didn't include Flying Spaghetti Monster.
On the menu.. or the poll?

:p

Or they could just be both really really drunk. I mean who haven't gotten smashed and woke up to a woman who could rival Jabba the Hutt in looks?Do PCs count? Once woke up next to one of those. Thinking of it makes me sick.

Food at the movies is SO expensive. My favorite is Reese's Pieces, what about you? http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm/lurk.gif How was V for Vendetta, and X-Men 3: The Last Stand?

I am offended that you didn't include Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Blackbeard! Argh!

On the menu.. or the poll?

:p

Well, Christains eat the flesh and drink the blood of their god, so can Pastafarians!

And at least we're not cannibals.

Food at the movies is SO expensive. My favorite is Reese's Pieces, what about you? http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm/lurk.gif How was V for Vendetta, and X-Men 3: The Last Stand?
Those little butterfingers are the best.

Food at the movie is SO expensive. My favorite is Reeses Pieces, what about you? http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm/lurk.gif How was V for Vendetta, and X-Men 3: The Last Stand?

...and so the mutilated corpse of the thread is cast out over the city walls, with a tattered sign hung around its broken neck as a warning to others like it...

The mystical space penis shot out mystical space sperm which, over millions of years, congealed into primate form, and it has slowly decomposed from that point into the putrid cumstain that is humanity.

The mystical space penis shot out mystical space sperm which, over millions of years, congealed into primate form, and it has slowly decomposed from that point into the putrid cumstain that is humanity.
So we're all fermented mystical.. cum? Shoulda used a tissue.

The mystical space penis shot out mystical space sperm which, over millions of years, congealed into primate form, and it has slowly decomposed from that point into the putrid cumstain that is humanity.Armageddon; the short word for when the owner of the mystical space penis' bitch, is forced to sleep on the wet spot.

So we're all fermented mystical.. cum? Shoulda used a tissue.

THOU SHALT NOT INVOKE THE NAME OF TISSUEIUS!!!

Armageddon; the short word for when the owner of the mystical space penis' bitch, is forced to sleep on the wet spot.

Or lick it up.

The mystical space penis shot out mystical space sperm which, over millions of years, congealed into primate form, and it has slowly decomposed from that point into the putrid cumstain that is humanity.
well, that makes as much sense as half the other theories I've heard

Well, Christains eat the flesh and drink the blood of their god, so can Pastafarians!

And at least we're not cannibals.
Speak for yourself, :)

THOU SHALT NOT INVOKE THE NAME OF TISSUEIUS!!!



Or lick it up.
TISSUEIUS!!111!

*looks for licking smiley*
Nothing.. but I found this!
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/pingus.gif

TISSUEIUS!!111!

*looks for licking smiley*
Nothing.. but I found this!
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/pingus.gif

Penguins! *recruits*

Divine creation and evolution, in synergy.

Agreed

*looks for licking smiley*
Nothing.. but I found this!
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/pingus.gif
Where did thou getest such a good "smilie" my lord?

well, that makes as much sense as half the other theories I've heard

I know, and it only took me two seconds to come up with. Imagine if I really put effort into it. I could totally squish pretty much every world religion.

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Where did thou getest such a good "smilie" my lord?
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/
:fluffle:

I know, and it only took me two seconds to come up with. Imagine if I really put effort into it. I could totally squish pretty much every world religion.
Do it!

Do it!

I can't, i'm too lazy.

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/
:fluffle:
Here's my trove: http://www.mysmilies.com/?cat=animals&page=2

Agreed
Amen.

I can't, i'm too lazy.
:(

TISSUEIUS!!111!

*looks for licking smiley*
Nothing.. but I found this!
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/pingus.gif

Greatest. Smilie. Ever.