Lord Zoltar
KaminoBob
29-05-2006, 11:02
If there was actually a religion centered around 40-foot tall teal squid plushies inside of blue zepplin hangars, would you attend at least two services?
Baratstan
29-05-2006, 11:06
Doing so would be digusting blasphemy, and heretics will be chastised mightlily by FSM.
Demented Oppression
29-05-2006, 11:12
It sounds a bit more interesting than any pre-existing religion.
ALL HAIL LORD ZOLTAR ! destroyer of worlds ! Lord of the end times!
:cough: umm, sorry, don't know what happened there :D
DrunkenDove
29-05-2006, 11:39
Candy!
Demented Oppression
29-05-2006, 11:41
Isaac Hayes sure would have something to say about this thread.
*falls over*
Hold on a minute, Demented Opression...?
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*falls over*
Upper Botswavia
29-05-2006, 14:35
Well, considering that I don't plan to attend at least two services of every other currently established god out there, I would have to say no, even if there was such a thing, I would probably give it a miss.
RLI Returned
29-05-2006, 14:37
Why choose the lesser evil?
Worship Cthulu!
Doing so would be digusting blasphemy, and heretics will be chastised mightlily by FSM.
Yes. Convert, heathens!
Straughn
29-05-2006, 15:24
Isaac Hayes sure would have something to say about this thread.
You mean that last blurb when he's laying on the rock, and "the children" are watching him and rationalizing that since he hadn't defecated yet, he might not actually be dead?
;)
As per OP - if it took two services for the sermon to (in whatever fashion) get around to the group copulation with FSM and the Invisible Pink Unicorn, i might just go for it. As long as i didn't have to sign anything or pay for anything.
Similization
29-05-2006, 15:38
I voted candy, though the incentive I'd really need is beer.
KaminoBob
29-05-2006, 18:52
I'm just a little disturbed that me dying is the second most popular option...
I only vote in multiple choice polls, so's I can votew for everything.
Demented Oppression
30-05-2006, 11:34
*falls over*
Hold on a minute, Demented Opression...?
### access long-term memory ###
*falls over*
lol
Yes, you're right.
*has vague recollections about many pie-related threads*
Demented Oppression
30-05-2006, 11:58
Mmmmmmmmmm PIE! The forums have gone downhill, man. For the days of pies and hottest NSer competitions...
Oh happy days. Now, what do we have? No Beeker or Paratoga to laugh at, and the same old crappy threads about boring serious stuff. Tchyah.
Demented Oppression
30-05-2006, 12:07
Oh yeh, Beeker was a nob lol what a loser.
Hmmm... this isn't as exciting as I first thought.
What, the whole rising from the dead thing?
I know what you mean. NS General has gone a bit sucky.
Demented Oppression
30-05-2006, 12:15
Meh well.... I have other things to be doing, like revising. Shit, I've got my German exam tomorrow. Then French and Spanish on Friday (thanks for putting them on the same day, university admin arseholes) then French linguistics on Tuesday. Fun week ahead for me. I'd best do some now. Nice chatting, catch ya later!
If there was actually a religion centered around 40-foot tall teal squid plushies inside of blue zepplin hangars, would you attend at least two services?
Are teal squid plushies edible?
KaminoBob
31-05-2006, 03:22
Are teal squid plushies edible?
if you like pillow stuffing cotton.