NationStates Jolt Archive


I blame YOU lunatic goofballs!

DesignatedMarksman
29-05-2006, 07:54
Because my own mother is now packing a Sig 226:eek: -same as my dad! I can't beleive this! Another one! It's a frakkin ARMS race in my family!

Lunatic Goofballs, I blame YOU!
IL Ruffino
29-05-2006, 07:55
Because my own mother is now packing a Sig 226:eek: -same as my dad! I can't beleive this! Another one! It's a frakkin ARMS race in my family!

Lunatic Goofballs, I blame YOU!
lol..
Virginian Tulane
29-05-2006, 08:05
Could be worse. Your mom could have sold her soul to the devil and gotten a Beretta.

Oh, wait, I'm going to have to carry a Beretta for the first few years of my Army career.

Damnit!
Ultraextreme Sanity
29-05-2006, 08:13
My mom would only carry her ruger security six .357 revolver...she didnt like auto's they " spit " shells out ...:D Now my wife has picked up the same habit...only she wants the 4" barrell and I have to get a custom damm holster for her because she's a bit on the "petite" side ...shoulder rigs hang down too far ...and she wants a cross draw rig...why me .....:D
Virginian Tulane
29-05-2006, 08:16
Purses man...

The FAG* Bag is your friend!


* - Fast-Action-Gun
Demented Hamsters
29-05-2006, 08:17
Because my own mother is now packing a Sig 226:eek: -same as my dad! I can't beleive this! Another one! It's a frakkin ARMS race in my family!

Lunatic Goofballs, I blame YOU!
That's what comes from having clowns as your role models.

I'm just thankful I live in a place where guns are hard to come by. I just content myself by throwing myself into nearby mudpools whenever the opportunity presents itself.
Fascist Dominion
29-05-2006, 08:18
Because my own mother is now packing a Sig 226:eek: -same as my dad! I can't beleive this! Another one! It's a frakkin ARMS race in my family!

Lunatic Goofballs, I blame YOU!
It's not an arms race until belt-fed weapons and RPG-7's enter the frackas.:D
Fascist Dominion
29-05-2006, 08:20
My mom would only carry her ruger security six .357 revolver...she didnt like auto's they " spit " shells out ...:D Now my wife has picked up the same habit...only she wants the 4" barrell and I have to get a custom damm holster for her because she's a bit on the "petite" side ...shoulder rigs hang down too far ...and she wants a cross draw rig...why me .....:D
Karma?
DesignatedMarksman
29-05-2006, 08:20
That's what comes from having clowns as your role models.

I'm just thankful I live in a place where guns are hard to come by. I just content myself by throwing myself into nearby mudpools whenever the opportunity presents itself.

You poor, poor man...

Could be worse. Your mom could have sold her soul to the devil and gotten a Beretta.

Oh, wait, I'm going to have to carry a Beretta for the first few years of my Army career.

Damnit!

Don't hate on Berettas, it's the magazine 99% of the time! Plus the gun is heavy enough loaded so when it jams due to the crappy CLINTON mags you can throw it like a tomahawk or use it as such to work over an enemy combatant! RARR!!

:D
Virginian Tulane
29-05-2006, 08:22
That's why I have a back-up. *taps his dual M1911A1s together* OK, so maybe not back-up...
Fascist Dominion
29-05-2006, 08:28
That's why I have a back-up. *taps his dual M1911A1s together* OK, so maybe not back-up...
*brandishes Winchester .308 magnum*
:sniper: :D
Virginian Tulane
29-05-2006, 08:32
*brandishes Winchester .308 magnum*
:sniper: :D

Fast Mover, Wraith Six. Fire Mission. House, range 350, Danger Close!

SPLASH!

SPLASH OUT!

SPLASH DOWN!

BOOM!
Fascist Dominion
29-05-2006, 08:36
Fast Mover, Wraith Six. Fire Mission. House, range 350, Danger Close!

SPLASH!

SPLASH OUT!

SPLASH DOWN!

BOOM!
Ha! I must've fooled you with one of my decoy corpses I stole from your downed helicopters, for I'm not stupid enough to take up a position inside a house.:D
Virginian Tulane
29-05-2006, 08:58
Ha! I must've fooled you with one of my decoy corpses I stole from your downed helicopters, for I'm not stupid enough to take up a position inside a house.:D

Well, in that case, I've got a squadron of Predators waiting for you to step out of your cave...
Fascist Dominion
30-05-2006, 13:16
Well, in that case, I've got a squadron of Predators waiting for you to step out of your cave...
But I never step out of my cave....
Non Aligned States
30-05-2006, 13:21
But I never step out of my cave....

Really? Hmmm

*pumps in 5,000 gallons of petrol*

Now where did I leave my match?
Kellarly
30-05-2006, 13:28
But I never step out of my cave....

Lets me guess.

You shout "To The Bat Mobile!" and charge out into a jet powered car?
Fascist Dominion
30-05-2006, 13:29
Really? Hmmm

*pumps in 5,000 gallons of petrol*

Now where did I leave my match?
*shoots out match from behind NAS's position*
Fascist Dominion
30-05-2006, 13:31
Lets me guess.

You shout "To The Bat Mobile!" and charge out into a jet powered car?
I wish! That would be awesome! But no. I can't TELL you or the other guy'll figure out how to get me, just like the bottling companies.
*shakes fist at Coca-Cola*
ShuHan
30-05-2006, 13:35
gotta love those gun nuts


im glad i live in a country where they are banned ( guns not gun nuts, we just dont listen to the gun nuts)
BogMarsh
30-05-2006, 13:37
Just declare all gun-nuts 'enemy combatants'.
:p
San haiti
30-05-2006, 13:39
Just declare all gun-nuts 'enemy combatants'.
:p

Stranger things have happened.
BogMarsh
30-05-2006, 13:41
Stranger things have happened.

I know.
But would you really object to a few gun-nuts ending up in Gitmo?
:fluffle:
Fascist Dominion
30-05-2006, 13:46
Just declare all gun-nuts 'enemy combatants'.
:p
Dream come true!:mp5: :D
San haiti
30-05-2006, 13:46
I know.
But would you really object to a few gun-nuts ending up in Gitmo?
:fluffle:

Of course I would.
But I think we're getting slightly off topic.
BogMarsh
30-05-2006, 13:49
Of course I would.
But I think we're getting slightly off topic.


That's kind of weird, right?
Maybe I'll team up with Fascist Dominions then...

Oy dude, how about that hurt feelings thread?
Fascist Dominion
31-05-2006, 03:14
That's kind of weird, right?
Maybe I'll team up with Fascist Dominions then...

Oy dude, how about that hurt feelings thread?
Team up with me? What's your angle?
Hurt feelings thread? Must be something I hijacked and converted into that.:D