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There are only seven candidates and you must pick one. Which one will you pick and why?

Adolf Hitler's clone.

Fox. I like his drug policy.

Adolf Hitler's clone.

Not an option, try again. No write-in candidates in this election.:eek:

Me:sniper: :gundge: :mp5:

Not an option, try again. No write-in candidates in this election.:eek:
Who says he will be elected? I just appointed him US President. Tough luck for you!

I don't vote, and instead start a violent revolution.

Happy?

Me:sniper: :gundge: :mp5:

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad- Too crazy.
Blair - Too poodle-like.
Fidel Castro - Too authoritarian.
Hugo Chavez - Too anti-free speech (allegedly).
Janet Reno - Who?
George Bush - Too incompetent.

I think Fox is the best choice. After Cthulhu, of course.

None of the above.

Hugo Chavez for teh win!

Hugo Chavez for teh win!

Hell yeah! Hugo Chavez for president! Viva el presidente!

why am i not on the list? :(

Whichever gives me a cookie first.

Whichever gives me a cookie first.

Here you go *gives cookie*

Baratstan for *crunch* Pepsodent!

Baratstan for *crunch* Pepsodent!

Yay! I'm gonna be toothpaste!

Since no one picked him: Ahmadinejad.

Just think of the IRL trolling the US could do if we had him in power...this guy puts the best Slashdot trolls to shame.

I think Fox is the best choice. After Cthulhu, of course.

Why vote for the lesser evil? ;)

Bush or blair. Fox is nuts-he'd make us into a subservient state to the mexicans.

Castro. Cuba's a nice place. Honest.
Everyone loves going there... even Americans, who would dare to go. :)
I figure the US could use some socialism for a bit to get it away from the right wing religious fundamentalist types for a while.

Janet Reno is neat.

The position itself shouldn't even exist, therefore this thread =/= fun.

Hugo Chávez. We need another leftist president, it's been sixty years since Roosevelt.

Janet Reno - Who?

Attorney Gendral under the Clinton administration.

Oh, and a very good looking woman. :D see http://images.google.com/images?q=Janet+Reno&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images :eek:

There are only seven candidates and you must pick one. Which one will you pick and why?
Why would you people want other people to be our president? President Bush is doing a great job. None of your other candidates are even American. This poll is an insult to my country.

Hugo Chávez. We need another leftist president, it's been sixty years since Roosevelt.

But only 14 since Bill. :D

Why would you people want other people to be our president? President Bush is doing a great job. None of your other candidates are even American. This poll is an insult to my country.

Oh man. I hope this is sarcasm.

But only 14 since Bill. :D

Bill was almost as far to the right (economically) as Bush, and he wasn't that far to the left as far as social policies are concerned.

He was a weeeeee bit too statist (Hillary's even worse)... Much like most presidents seem to be.

Oh man. I hope this is sarcasm.
Sarcasm? No, I was dead serious. No non-American is going to be my president while I'm alive.

Why would you people want other people to be our president? President Bush is doing a great job. None of your other candidates are even American. This poll is an insult to my country.

Lighten up, I guess you missed FUN in the title of the thread.:rolleyes:

Oh man. I hope this is sarcasm.

I doubt it but we will have to cut him some slack seeing as it was only his 7th post. :fluffle:

But only 14 since Bill. :D

"Bill Clinton" and "leftist" go together about as closely as "George W. Bush" and "pacifist."

Sarcasm? No, I was dead serious. No non-American is going to be my president while I'm alive.

Ok, then you can vote for Janet Reno if you want.

Sarcasm? No, I was dead serious. No non-American is going to be my president while I'm alive.

What if they were democratically-elected? You'd oppose democracy for the sake of uber-nationalism?

I put Hugo Chaves, but seriously. I think Hillary Clinton, should be next president.

Lighten up, I guess you missed FUN in the title of the thread.:rolleyes:
This "fun" thread of yours is still an insult to my nation and my leader. How can any of you vote anybody other than President Bush?

Why was I the only one voting for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? :headbang:

This "fun" thread of yours is still an insult to my nation and my leader. How can any of you vote anybody other than President Bush?

I agree. It's obviously much better to have an incompetent American douchebag in office than someone who has a clue, but happens to have been born on the other side of an arbitrary imaginary line. Blind nationalism FTW!

YAY! Fun!

This "fun" thread of yours is still an insult to my nation and my leader. How can any of you vote anybody other than President Bush?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... HIHIHIHIHIHIH....

That was a joke, right? :D

This "fun" thread of yours is still an insult to my nation and my leader. How can any of you vote anybody other than President Bush?

Arlight, are you Drunk Commies' latest puppet?

Why was I the only one voting for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? :headbang:

Probably because of his politics.

This "fun" thread of yours is still an insult to my nation and my leader.

This is my country as well and he is my leader as well.

[/QUOTE]How can any of you vote anybody other than President Bush?[/QUOTE]

Very simple, Bush has pissed me off for the last time and until yesterday I was a registered Republican who voted for him twice. Besides, this is a FUN thread. Don't take it so seriouslyu, lighten up a little, have some fun, and live longer. :fluffle:

Arlight, are you Drunk Commies' latest puppet?


Maybe he/she/it is a puppet of UN Ambassadorship...wouldn't that be something?

Maybe he/she/it is a puppet of UN Ambassadorship...wouldn't that be something?

Then again, UN's definitely somebody's puppet anyway, so...

Why was I the only one voting for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? :headbang:

Because someone had to. No fun having a candidate with 0 votes.

Probably because of his politics.
Politics?!... I thought he wanted ARMAGEDDON, NUCLEAR WAR, BOMBS, MORE BOMBS, DEATH, DESTRUCTION!...

Politics... Meh... If I had been told he had politics before I would have voted for Bush again...

I agree. It's obviously much better to have an incompetent American douchebag in office than someone who has a clue, but happens to have been born on the other side of an arbitrary imaginary line. Blind nationalism FTW!

YAY! Fun!
George Bush is hardly incompetent. He was elected by a fair electoral process twice, unlike most of your candidates on the stupid poll. America is a great country, and I have a right to feel patriotic towards it.

Then again, UN's definitely somebody's puppet anyway, so...
All I know is that he is in Ladamesansmerci's region.

Myrth

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... HIHIHIHIHIHIH....

That was a joke, right? :D
No, it is not a joke.

Because someone had to. No fun having a candidate with 0 votes.
:D

Politics?!... I thought he wanted ARMAGEDDON, NUCLEAR WAR, BOMBS, MORE BOMBS, DEATH, DESTRUCTION!...

Politics... Meh... If I had been told he had politics before I would have voted for Bush again...

ROFLAMO :p :p

No, it is not a joke.

Free Soviets?

Arlight, are you Drunk Commies' latest puppet?
What is Drunk Commies? :confused:

Politics?!... I thought he wanted ARMAGEDDON, NUCLEAR WAR, BOMBS, MORE BOMBS, DEATH, DESTRUCTION!...

Politics... Meh... If I had been told he had politics before I would have voted for Bush again...

Well, if that's what you wanted, why didn't you vote for Bush and allow him to bring the rapture upon us?

Maybe he/she/it is a puppet of UN Ambassadorship...wouldn't that be something?
I can assure you UN Ambassadorship and I are different people. He probably has the most sense in this entire forum.

No, it is not a joke.

ummm...thinks...ahem...no better let it go because I am not a troll...but...gets another beer...

Then again, UN's definitely somebody's puppet anyway, so...


A puppet of a puppet? :rolleyes: /being stupid

Scooby Doooooo

A puppet of a puppet? :rolleyes: /being stupid

Hey, it's never been done before, so you never know.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... HIHIHIHIHIHIH....

That was a joke, right?
No, it is not a joke.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIH....
I just can't hold myself... Everytime I think that anyone who has internet access could vote for Bush again...
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

All I know is that he is in Ladamesansmerci's region.
He is? It's not La Dames.. I could tell you who owns UN.. but I wont.

He is? It's not La Dames.. I could tell you who owns UN.. but I wont.
I'm not really interested in him, I'm just saying what little I know.

He is? It's not La Dames.. I could tell you who owns UN.. but I wont.


Ruffy...is it you???!?!?!?

TG me the owner of UN...It'll be worth it ;)

I'm not really interested in him, I'm just saying what little I know.
Ah, *backs away from thread*

Hey, it's never been done before, so you never know.


it would require too much thought...and I for one am too lazy, as are most people on this forum, but like you said...ya never know.

Ruffy...is it you???!?!?!?

TG me the owner of UN...It'll be worth it ;)I actually don't know :P
No! Never me!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIH....
I just can't hold myself... Everytime I think that anyone who has internet access could vote for Bush again...
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
I see no connection in your argument. What does having internet connection have to do with voting for President Bush?

If I get this thread right, its a competition between incompetent leaders and evil competent leaders. It might as well as be a thread on what's better: anarchy or oppressive government? Now that's a question.

George Bush is hardly incompetent.

That is the funniest statement I have read all week.

I actually don't know :P
No! Never me!


Alright...-eyes you suspiciously-

If I get this thread right, its a competition between incompetent leaders and evil competent leaders. It might as well as be a thread on what's better: anarchy or oppressive government? Now that's a question.

Anarchy, of course. But incompetent leadership doesn't give you anarchy, it tends to give you incompetent authoritarianism.

Anarchy, of course. But incompetent leadership doesn't give you anarchy, it tends to give you incompetent authoritarianism.

ROLFLMAO :p

I am no fan of George Bush, but he is way better than that Iranian guy. The Iranian guy wants to start a nuclear war so the 12th imam can return. He even asked George Bush to convert to Islam. While its always fun to parody Bush as that extreme, he really is far from it. It's not like he's writing letters to random world leaders asking them to convert to Christianity or asking for the complete elimination of particular nations.

Alright...-eyes you suspiciously-
:p

:p


Oh how I love thee, my fair ruffy!:p

Hey it rhymed! :D

Oh how I love thee, my fair ruffy!:p

Hey it rhymed! :D
:fluffle:

Anarchy, of course. But incompetent leadership doesn't give you anarchy, it tends to give you incompetent authoritarianism.

I would probably choose anarchy, too. Of course, there are always Hobbesian arguments about how any government is better than anarchy. But I think that's garbage after looking at Hitler. And yes after thinking about it you're probably right incompetent leadership doesn't lead to anarchy. Nonetheless, I thought anarchy vs. oppressive government was an interesting way at looking at the candidates.

Polite bump.

I will abstain...maybe Chavez or Castro...

Bush or blair. Fox is nuts-he'd make us into a subservient state to the mexicans.
I would LOVE to see the US in that position. But Id rather have Chavez

I hate all of the ones I know so I went with the one I'd never heard of-
Janet Reno for teh w1n!

(looks oddly at Free Puppets)

You act like about 2/3 of my classmates in high school, and you have just as firm a grip on reality as them as well.

(brrrrrrrrr!)

Would some nice gay man hold me, please? I'm frightened of the creepy man with the oxymoronic name.

Yes, you are an ox and a moron. ;)

(looks oddly at Free Puppets)

You act like about 2/3 of my classmates in high school, and you have just as firm a grip on reality as them as well.

(brrrrrrrrr!)

Would some nice gay man hold me, please? I'm frightened of the creepy man with the oxymoronic name.

Yes, you are an ox and a moron. ;)
I suppose this pun makes you feel clever. At least 2/3 of your high school classmates have sense, unlike the vast majority of this forum. This name is what I think people really are: free puppets. They all think they are free, but truly, every single one of them are manipulated by the media.

This name is what I think people really are: free puppets. They all think they are free, but truly, every single one of them are manipulated by the media.

I personally think you should be a bit more specific rather than blanket all the media as leftist dribble. As it happens you caught me on the night of me News Media class, so I am fresh from being instructed not to make such blanket statements. I mean, come on, do you seriously view Fox News as left?

Adolf Hitler's clone.
DER FUHER! (http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/xerx/happyhitler.gif) :eek:

I suppose this pun makes you feel clever. At least 2/3 of your high school classmates have sense, unlike the vast majority of this forum. This name is what I think people really are: free puppets. They all think they are free, but truly, every single one of them are manipulated by the media.

I completely agree, and no I dont think that FOX news is left but honestly do you not think that you are being urged to say "yes" to whatever they're being payed to say is good for us on that specific day. Right or Left they all seek to, and succeed, in controlling at the very least the vast majority of US citizens.

And pertaining to that list I would have to choose Blair sadly he is the most "sane" (in a comparative sense) than all of the others. But, if given the choice I would go with an Anarchy also.

Why vote for the lesser evil? ;)

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!

I suppose this pun makes you feel clever. At least 2/3 of your high school classmates have sense, unlike the vast majority of this forum. This name is what I think people really are: free puppets. They all think they are free, but truly, every single one of them are manipulated by the media.

No, it just makes me feel sad that stupid, ignorant gits like you waste my valuable time and breathing oxygen with your moronic drivel.

I will grant you this, peabrain. Everyone is manipulable and manipulated. Whether by a biased press or a government that wants you to be a mouthbreather and ignorant, the better for you to go like a drone into a voting booth and vote for the glories of the past rather than the uncertainty of the future.

Thumbs up to whoever voted for Iran's lunatic president! :D

The only man in that thread who I would vote for is the only man who had enough wisdom and strength to lead our country in these difficult times. And that man is George W. Bush.

I dunno who any of them are except Bush, Blair, and Castro, so I'll take Castro.

The only man in that thread who I would vote for is the only man who had enough wisdom and strength to lead our country in these difficult times. And that man is not George W. Bush.
I fixed your typo for you.

hehe.
I would vote for Tony blair, seeing as he wouldnt have the first clue how to lead a country as President...him being a party leader and all. However he would do amuch better job than old bushy.

(please dont bore me to death regarding the technicality of what I just said - I really couldn't care less)

Me!

I say Janet Reno. That guy's got some balls.

I picked Chavez. Though I'd only want him as pres if he respected the first ammendment.

here is my order of of choices:
Hugo Chavez
Janet Reno
Tony Blair
Vincente Fox
George Bush
Fidel Castro
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

What a horrible set of choices you have provided for us in the poll.

I didn't want the other guy who voted for Ahmadinejad to get lonely, so I voted for him too.

Besides, wouldn't it be interesting to have a crazy president?

Thumbs up to whoever voted for Iran's lunatic president! :D

Proud of it...I support trolls worldwide in our struggle to piss off as many people as humanly possible.

Xenu for Prez!!

I see no connection in your argument. What does having internet connection have to do with voting for President Bush?

Because rednecks don't generally have internet, they sit around shooting things, and think internet means a wrong spelling (enternet -- get it? -- pun -- okay, that fell flat) of a net that fish can only enter.

None of the above if you don't want your country to blow up. :rolleyes:

The only man in that thread who I would vote for is the only man who had enough wisdom and strength to lead our country in these difficult times. And that man is George W. Bush.

Ah Bobo, well at least you're consistant in your ignorant Neo-Conservativeism. Maybe one day someone will break through that titanium wall you have in place of a brain. Until then, however, I will reserve insulting you on this particular topic to your form on the Iraq war.