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What the hell was this movie?

Commie Catholics
28-05-2006, 13:46
Next weeked my friends and I are going to have a Steven Segal marathon, just for a laugh. We're going to watch the movies he's made with the funniest sounding titles like 'Half Past Dead', and 'Today You Die'.

But there's one I really want to see where he takes a credits card out of his wallet and a knife comes out of it. And, naturally, he kills all these goons with a credit card. What was the movie called?:confused:
BackwoodsSquatches
28-05-2006, 13:50
Next weeked my friends and I are going to have a Steven Segal marathon, just for a laugh. We're going to watch the movies he's made with the funniest sounding titles like 'Half Past Dead', and 'Today You Die'.

But there's one I really want to see where he takes a credits card out of his wallet and a knife comes out of it. And, naturally, he kills all these goons with a credit card. What was the movie called?:confused:


The Glimmer Man.

It sucked.
Gravlen
28-05-2006, 13:50
The Glimmer Man.

It sucked.
Indeed. Very much so.
Commie Catholics
28-05-2006, 13:55
The Glimmer Man.

It sucked.


Oh this is amazing. I have the tv on in the background, and an ad for the Glimmer Man just came on. It's on in about 5 minutes.
Thanks everyone.
BackwoodsSquatches
28-05-2006, 13:57
Oh this is amazing. I have the tv on in the background, and an ad for the Glimmer Man just came on. It's on in about 5 minutes.
Thanks everyone.


Im sorry.

I wish I could say it was good.

Its not.

The credit card scene is the only good scene, If I recall.

Hes done better.
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 13:58
Steven Segal?! I love his movies! My favorite is On Deadly Ground!:D


:sniper:
Commie Catholics
28-05-2006, 14:00
Are you sure it wasn't Exit Wounds?
Gravlen
28-05-2006, 14:18
The best Steven Segal movie is Executive Decision (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116253/), in my opinion. If you've seen it, you might know why... ;)
Demented Hamsters
28-05-2006, 15:39
The Glimmer Man.

It sucked.
Yo! Tautology there! Saying a Seagal movie sucked is like "If you died without a will, you would die intestate".
Sucky and Seagal movies go together like cookies and cream (or should that be haemorrhoids and cream?)
Gun Manufacturers
28-05-2006, 16:20
The best Steven Segal movie is Executive Decision (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116253/), in my opinion. If you've seen it, you might know why... ;)

Hehehehe. :D
Commie Catholics
28-05-2006, 16:23
The best Steven Segal movie is Executive Decision (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116253/), in my opinion. If you've seen it, you might know why... ;)


:D



Glimmer Man was great. Especially when he beats the guy over the head with a phone. And that wonderful line when him and the school kid have guns pointing at each other: "I don't want to kill you. And you don't want to be dead"
Constipia
28-05-2006, 16:37
People. . .what are we discussing here? I mean, Segal? I mean. . .my god. . .

But, glimmer man did suck, though.
German Nightmare
28-05-2006, 17:20
Steven Segal?! I love his movies!
Hear hear! I can't think of a Steven Segal movie I didn't like.
Nodinia
28-05-2006, 18:45
I left the "lets watch this for a laugh" Steven Seagal club after "On deady ground". It just all became too much...
JuNii
28-05-2006, 19:03
The Glimmer Man.

It sucked.
I thought it was better than some of his other movies tho.

still like the line
"don't worry, I'll just go home and suck on some deer penis."
Xandabia
29-05-2006, 01:19
sorry, no idea