Demented Hamsters
28-05-2006, 07:36
A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, "What's the special of the day?"
"Chilli," she says, "but the gentleman next to you got the last bowl."
The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it. As he waited, he noticed the man next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chilli just sitting there, ignored.
"Are you going to eat your chili?" he asks.
"No, help yourself," replies his neighbour.
The man picked up a spoon and eagerly began devouring the chili. When he got halfway through the bowl, he noticed the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he pukes the chilli he had just eaten straight back into the bowl.
The man sitting next to him says, "Yeah, that's as far as I got, too."
"Chilli," she says, "but the gentleman next to you got the last bowl."
The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it. As he waited, he noticed the man next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chilli just sitting there, ignored.
"Are you going to eat your chili?" he asks.
"No, help yourself," replies his neighbour.
The man picked up a spoon and eagerly began devouring the chili. When he got halfway through the bowl, he noticed the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he pukes the chilli he had just eaten straight back into the bowl.
The man sitting next to him says, "Yeah, that's as far as I got, too."