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No. I'm not. At least, not yet.

But I just received my state pistol permit. That means I am now licensed to own and carry a concealed firearm in the state of Connecticut.

I don't own a gun yet. In fact, I might never own a gun. I really don't hold them in high regard; I consider them to be tools for the weak.

But I DO hold the Second Amendment in high regard which is what prompted me to get my license. *nod*

I really don't hold them in high regard; I consider them to be tools for the weak.

But I DO hold the Second Amendment in high regard which is what prompted me to get my license. *nod*
Interesting point of view... /honesty

I pity the people of Connecticut

I pity the people of Connecticut

They deserve whatever they get. :p

I guess CT is off the list for vacation.

Kill em before they multiply LG!

They deserve whatever they get. :p

With Lunatic Goofballs with a pistol, who needs enemies?

I'm scared now. Really.

LG, make sure you don't get any mud in your gun (if/when you get one).

thats it. I'm building the Goofball-proof shelter in the back yard.

oy, and once those kids are up and about?!

I'm moving.;)


by the way, LG, I hope you've been enjoying all this mud as much as I have.

I guess CT is off the list for vacation.
When was it ever on the list? If anyone from NS ever entered the state they'd be instantly pelted with with mud

When was it ever on the list? If anyone from NS ever entered the state they'd be instantly pelted with with mud
But.. but.. :(

When was it ever on the list? If anyone from NS ever entered the state they'd be instantly pelted with with mud
He's still yet to get me, and I live here...

granted, I have a mild affinity for mud, and he might have actually have gotten me at one of the oozefests......

seems alot of people from CT like mud...
must be something in the water;)


oh god, that was bad. I'm sorry.

He's still yet to get me, and I live here...

granted, I have a mild affinity for mud, and he might have actually have gotten me at one of the oozefests......

seems alot of people from CT like mud...
must be something in the water;)


oh god, that was bad. I'm sorry.
Fling some mud at the Gilmore girls for me ;)

Fling some mud at the Gilmore girls for me ;)
ha...if it was a real town, I would.

ha...if it was a real town, I would.
So there's no girls? Poor Sarky.

thats it. I'm building the Goofball-proof shelter in the back yard.

oy, and once those kids are up and about?!

I'm moving.;)


by the way, LG, I hope you've been enjoying all this mud as much as I have.


Theres such thing as a Goofball proof shelter?!??!

Where can I get one?

ha...if it was a real town, I would.
There's actually.. emm.. interesting (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stars_Hollow).

So there's no girls? Poor Sarky.
haha...actually, going off of where they say the town is, it would be right near me...
but no...no gilmore girls for me:(
not to say there's NO girls;)

Theres such thing as a Goofball proof shelter?!??!

Where can I get one?
It;s just a scam, like comet proof helmets.

There's actually.. emm.. interesting (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stars_Hollow).
hmm...the thing about southington is the one that I know...Southington is the town to the west of me

It;s just a scam, like comet proof helmets.

Hold everything! Comet proof helmets are a SCAM?!?!?! Shit, and I just bought 200,000 shares in the ....... Damn!

hmm...the thing about southington is the one that I know...Southington is the town to the west of me
lol

I don't like guns either <= McGyver wannabe

No. I'm not. At least, not yet.

But I just received my state pistol permit. That means I am now licensed to own and carry a concealed firearm in the state of Connecticut.

I don't own a gun yet. In fact, I might never own a gun. I really don't hold them in high regard; I consider them to be tools for the weak.

But I DO hold the Second Amendment in high regard which is what prompted me to get my license. *nod*


I guess it should only be days before we hear of the bloodbath consuming CT! Not too long! We'll be able to prove GUNS CAUSE CRIME! Once and for all we can tell those anti-freedom nazis NRA facists to shove off!





*crickets*


Been waiting for a bloodbath in many states for several years now. Ain't gonna happen.

What are you packing? I'm betting it's A SIG, since sig has a factory up there someplace.

I just showed up because I misread the title, actually. I thought it said "Goofball is packing Meat?!?". I was intrigued and concerned.

I just showed up because I misread the title, actually. I thought it said "Goofball is packing Meat?!?". I was intrigued and concerned.

:D

I am making tacos for my dinner, so I am packing meat....

Into the taco...

:D

I am making tacos for my dinner, so I am packing meat....

Into the taco...

That is terrible. High five.

Theres such thing as a Goofball proof shelter?!??!

No. There is only one defense against Goofballs and mere walls aren't it. :p

I just showed up because I misread the title, actually. I thought it said "Goofball is packing Meat?!?". I was intrigued and concerned.

I suspect the thread would be a lot longer is that's what I said. :p

LG with a gun!?!
be afwaid, be very afwaid...
Is this what we've got to look forward to:
http://sperone.free.fr/images/extraz/PICS2/clown_gun.jpg

No. I'm not. At least, not yet.

But I just received my state pistol permit. That means I am now licensed to own and carry a concealed firearm in the state of Connecticut.

I don't own a gun yet. In fact, I might never own a gun. I really don't hold them in high regard; I consider them to be tools for the weak.

But I DO hold the Second Amendment in high regard which is what prompted me to get my license. *nod*

Oh, crap! I live in CT as well.

/me runs out to the military surplus store to buy body armor

No. There is only one defense against Goofballs and mere walls aren't it. :p
A large supply of mud to distract you with?

I pity the people of Connecticut

Hey, I live in Connecticut. Now I have to deal with him.

LG, What part of Conn. do you live in?

LG please, just don't shoot yourself in the nuts. Even you could not survive that one.:D

LG please, just don't shoot yourself in the nuts. Even you could not survive that one.:D

Are you sure? We may need to run some tests...

http://www.eatmybomb.com/wp-content/shotinthenuts.jpg

Are you sure? We may need to run some tests...

http://www.eatmybomb.com/wp-content/shotinthenuts.jpg

Knowing LG the ricochets would kill innocent bystanders.

On a Serious note: LG Keep any guns you get secure and away from the kids. I'm sure you don't need reminding, but responsibility is the flipside to the second ammendment right to bear arms.

Why in the thread title did you refer to yourself in the third person?

I'm allowed weapons now
IT'S THE RAPTURE! FLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!

IT'S THE RAPTURE! FLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!

Flee? Isn't that like...a good thing?

thats it. I'm building the Goofball-proof shelter in the back yard.

oy, and once those kids are up and about?!

I'm moving.;)


by the way, LG, I hope you've been enjoying all this mud as much as I have.
Thats like trying to build a foolproof thing. Except ten-trillion times harder and it still doesn't work!

Thats like trying to build a foolproof thing. Except ten-trillion times harder and it still doesn't work!
nah...it just automatically kicks all muddy clowns in the nads.

nah...it just automatically kicks all muddy clowns in the nads.
Yeah, but the kicky thingy would just slip because of all the mud.


Man, I am so happy I live in NZ at the moment... lets just hope LG doesn't vist.

No. I'm not. At least, not yet.

But I just received my state pistol permit. That means I am now licensed to own and carry a concealed firearm in the state of Connecticut.

I don't own a gun yet. In fact, I might never own a gun. I really don't hold them in high regard; I consider them to be tools for the weak.

But I DO hold the Second Amendment in high regard which is what prompted me to get my license. *nod*

Considering what you normally do other than play in the mud LG, I recommend that even if you do get the gun, never, EVER, bring it anywhere near live ammo. Your family jewels have survived everything to date, but i doubt they're bulletproof.

And you KNOW it will attract it sooner or later with it's punishment gravity well.

LG with a gun!?!
be afwaid, be very afwaid...
Is this what we've got to look forward to:
http://sperone.free.fr/images/extraz/PICS2/clown_gun.jpg

:eek:

Dad?!?

:eek:

A large supply of mud to distract you with?

It'll work for a while, but it'll just slow me down. :p

Hey, I live in Connecticut. Now I have to deal with him.

LG, What part of Conn. do you live in?

Due to the rules of the house(which are dictated by an already armed spouse), I cannot say. :(

Due to the rules of the house(which are dictated by an already armed spouse), I cannot say. :(
Your kid made you his bitch that fast? :eek:

Knowing LG the ricochets would kill innocent bystanders.

On a Serious note: LG Keep any guns you get secure and away from the kids. I'm sure you don't need reminding, but responsibility is the flipside to the second ammendment right to bear arms.

*nods* Of course. My wife, being a police officer, this has already been a subject carefully covered. We have a lock box which will very soon become a gun safe. We already have it picked out. We're sparing no expense as it's to be assumed that my little goofball will be at least as curious and resourceful as I was. :)

My stepfather probably did the best thing possible to gunproof me; When I was about nine, he took me shooting.

With very close adult supervision, he actually had me learn about and even fire each of his guns. I learned that they were weapons, and not toys. I think those early lessons were worth a dozen gun safes and trigger locks. As I grew up, he needed no safes, he needed no locks(though due to local laws, he often kept trigger locks on them). Now I don't know if that'll work with every child, but it certainly worked with me. For children of the right intellect on disposition, the best deterrent is knowledge.

It's something we'll consider for my son when he's older.


As for my crotch, I'm googling 'bulletproof cups'. :D

Your kid made you his bitch that fast? :eek:

My wife, not my son.

And yes. :(

*nods* Of course. My wife, being a police officer, this has already been a subject carefully covered. We have a lock box which will very soon become a gun safe. We already have it picked out. We're sparing no expense as it's to be assumed that my little goofball will be at least as curious and resourceful as I was. :)

My stepfather probably did the best thing possible to gunproof me; When I was about nine, he took me shooting.

With very close adult supervision, he actually had me learn about and even fire each of his guns. I learned that they were weapons, and not toys. I think those early lessons were worth a dozen gun safes and trigger locks. As I grew up, he needed no safes, he needed no locks(though due to local laws, he often kept trigger locks on them). Now I don't know if that'll work with every child, but it certainly worked with me. For children of the right intellect on disposition, the best deterrent is knowledge.

It's something we'll consider for my son when he's older.


As for my crotch, I'm googling 'bulletproof cups'. :D
thats probably your best bet...worked for most of my friends. My parents never had even water guns untill me and my sister were older, so we never had an opportunity to even be curious.

thats probably your best bet...worked for most of my friends. My parents never had even water guns untill me and my sister were older, so we never had an opportunity to even be curious.

Same with me. The first time I learned about the safe handling of firearms was in March, when I took the NRA basic pistol course (I'd never shot a firearm before, either). I might be bragging if I said I was more accurate than my roommate at the range (and he had shot firearms before), but I can live with that. :D

My wife, not my son.

And yes. :(
:(

As for my crotch, I'm googling 'bulletproof cups'. :D

You know that kevlar armor only protects you by reducing the spreading out the kinetic energy. Imagine the impact of a .45 spread out all over your balls. And even if you do find a hard plate to protect it, I bet little LG will find AP ammo somewhere.

Same with me. The first time I learned about the safe handling of firearms was in March, when I took the NRA basic pistol course (I'd never shot a firearm before, either). I might be bragging if I said I was more accurate than my roommate at the range (and he had shot firearms before), but I can live with that. :D
haha...I trained on bow and arrow for a while, so it translated to guns pretty well. Parents still don't know I've shot a real gun. Nor do I really feel the need to tell them any time soon.

LG and wife with guns? :eek:

That will send terrorists into hiding!

LG and wife with guns? :eek:

That will send terrorists into hiding!
I'm not sure who to fear more...an armed LG, or the woman who not only tolerates him, but married him...also armed.

You know that kevlar armor only protects you by reducing the spreading out the kinetic energy. Imagine the impact of a .45 spread out all over your balls. And even if you do find a hard plate to protect it, I bet little LG will find AP ammo somewhere.

I hate you. :(

I'm not sure who to fear more...an armed LG, or the woman who not only tolerates him, but married him...also armed.

Best of all, she's a police officer. You will respect her AuthoritaH!!! :D

Best of all, she's a police officer. You will respect her AuthoritaH!!! :D
That I will, my good sir. That I will.

and if she ever pulls me over, I will have absolutly no problem crying like a little school girl.
I assume she'll be the cop with a little mud in their ear

That I will, my good sir. That I will.

and if she ever pulls me over, I will have absolutly no problem crying like a little school girl.
I assume she'll be the cop with a little mud in their ear

Well, right now, due to the bun in her oven, she's behind a desk. Which is probably a good thing because hormones and law enforcement don't mix. :p

Well, right now, due to the bun in her oven, she's behind a desk. Which is probably a good thing because hormones and law enforcement don't mix. :p
haha...yes, yes...that is proably a good idea. No need to arm someone who is having violent mood swings...

is she a state or local cop?

*Reads OP*

I am officially scared.

*Reads OP*

I am officially scared.

Yeah. Makes me glad I'm several states away...

Yeah. Makes me glad I'm several states away...
Yeah. Makes me glad I'm several countries away...:p

Yeah. Makes me glad I'm several countries away...:p

You lucky son of a gun... :p

I hate you. :(

But why? Think of it this way. If it does manage to survive, think of the bragging rights it will accord you. Lunatic Goofballs, the Clown with the bulletproof crotch.

Normally, I'd post something witty, and hopefully set LG up to deliver a punchline.
See, thats called the "straightman".

The "straightman" is the non goofy, usually serious looking guy who sets up the joke for the goofball to deliver.

Classic comedy, folks.

Think "Dean Martin",rather than Jerry Lewis.

Anyways....LG..way to stand up for what you believe by exercising your right to own a gun, without contributing to needlessly owning one.

I applaud.

Did I ever tell you about the time I shot an elephant in my pajamas?

Normally, I'd post something witty, and hopefully set LG up to deliver a punchline.
See, thats called the "straightman".

The "straightman" is the non goofy, usually serious looking guy who sets up the joke for the goofball to deliver.

Classic comedy, folks.

Think "Dean Martin",rather than Jerry Lewis.

Anyways....LG..way to stand up for what you believe by exercising your right to own a gun, without contributing to needlessly owning one.

I applaud.

Did I ever tell you about the time I shot an elephant in my pajamas?

Normally, I'd post something witty, and hopefully set LG up to deliver a punchline.
See, thats called the "straightman".

The "straightman" is the non goofy, usually serious looking guy who sets up the joke for the goofball to deliver.

Classic comedy, folks.

Think "Dean Martin",rather than Jerry Lewis.

Anyways....LG..way to stand up for what you believe by exercising your right to own a gun, without contributing to needlessly owning one.

I applaud.

Did I ever tell you about the time I shot an elephant in my pajamas?

Normally, I'd post something witty, and hopefully set LG up to deliver a punchline.
See, thats called the "straightman".

The "straightman" is the non goofy, usually serious looking guy who sets up the joke for the goofball to deliver.

Classic comedy, folks.

Think "Dean Martin",rather than Jerry Lewis.

Anyways....LG..way to stand up for what you believe by exercising your right to own a gun, without contributing to needlessly owning one.

I applaud.

Did I ever tell you about the time I shot an elephant in my pajamas?

Woooo! Quadruple post! :p

That takes some skill (the quad post)

That takes some skill (the quad post)

Not really. I managed a quintuple a couple of weeks ago.

But why? Think of it this way. If it does manage to survive, think of the bragging rights it will accord you. Lunatic Goofballs, the Clown with the bulletproof crotch.
*rubs chin thoughtfully*

Did I ever tell you about the time I shot an elephant in my pajamas?

How the hell did an elephant get in your pajamas?!? :D

thank you.
:)

No. I'm not. At least, not yet.

But I just received my state pistol permit. That means I am now licensed to own and carry a concealed firearm in the state of Connecticut.

I don't own a gun yet. In fact, I might never own a gun. I really don't hold them in high regard; I consider them to be tools for the weak.

But I DO hold the Second Amendment in high regard which is what prompted me to get my license. *nod*
I have a CCW for Georgia, but I have yet to ever exercise it by carrying a concealed weapon. I got it because I figure it's a "use it or lose it" sort of proposition.

Normally, I'd post something witty, and hopefully set LG up to deliver a punchline.
But because you can't think of anything witty, you're reduced to just posting the same thing 4 times, huh?
Is this some sort of 'alternative' comedy, where you repeat yourself 4 times, no matter how banal, with the idea that ppl will start to laugh at the fact you're saying things over and over again, rather than you having said anything funny?
I'm sure that's been done.

But because you can't think of anything witty, you're reduced to just posting the same thing 4 times, huh?
Is this some sort of 'alternative' comedy, where you repeat yourself 4 times, no matter how banal, with the idea that ppl will start to laugh at the fact you're saying things over and over again, rather than you having said anything funny?
I'm sure that's been done.

Read: Little Britain.

good you got the permit, bad that you evidentally think a piece of paper can save you

if you get the firearm, please get training, and a mindset that wioll allow it's use

without the rational though on employing a firearm, you will be a victim and then allow a criminal to have another weapon in his possession

Dum, dum, dum, clown what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, its the sound of his own gun
Dum, dum, dum, clown what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, its the sound, its the sound...
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah....

Goofballs' got a gun
Goofballs' got a gun
The whole worlds come undone
From lookin straight at the sun
What will the Goofball do
What will he put us through

They say when Goofballs was awarded
They found him underneath the mud
But man, we didn't know it was comin
Now that Lunatic's got a gun
We aint never gonna be the same

Goofballs' got a gun
Goofballs' got a gun
Our dog days just begun
Now NS is on the run
Tell me now its untrue
What will we ever do

He got the permit today
The man has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under
The lightnin and the thunder
Knew that someone had to stop the rain

Run away, run away from the mud
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Run away, run away from the mud
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Er... applogies to Aerosmith. ;)