NationStates Jolt Archive


Swan Flirtation

Anti-Social Darwinism
27-05-2006, 05:12
BERLIN (Reuters) - A swan has fallen in love with a plastic
swan-shaped paddle boat on a pond in the German town of
Muenster and has spent the past three weeks flirting with the
vessel five times its size, a sailing instructor said Friday.

Peter Overschmidt, who operates a sailing school and rents
the two-seat paddle boat on the Aasee pond, said the black swan
with a bright red beak has not left the white swan boat's side
since it flew in one day in early May.

"It seems like he's fallen in love," said Overschmidt. "He
protects it, sits next to it all the time and chases away any
sail boats that get anywhere nearby. He thinks the boat is a
strong and attractive swan."

Overschmidt said the swan will figure it out sooner or
later but hopes he won't be too heartbroken.

"I'll wish him all the best and hope that he doesn't make
the same mistake again," said Overschmidt."



And I thought I had problems
Roblicium
27-05-2006, 05:19
No kidding
The Beautiful Darkness
27-05-2006, 05:36
I wonder if he has tried to mate with "her" yet? :eek:
JuNii
27-05-2006, 05:38
I wonder if he has tried to mate with "her" yet? :eek:
only those who sit in the boat would know. ;)
The Beautiful Darkness
27-05-2006, 05:50
only those who sit in the boat would know. ;)

That would be an, ahem, interesting ride :p
HotRodia
27-05-2006, 05:52
BERLIN (Reuters) - A swan has fallen in love with a plastic
swan-shaped paddle boat on a pond in the German town of
Muenster and has spent the past three weeks flirting with the
vessel five times its size, a sailing instructor said Friday.

Peter Overschmidt, who operates a sailing school and rents
the two-seat paddle boat on the Aasee pond, said the black swan
with a bright red beak has not left the white swan boat's side
since it flew in one day in early May.

"It seems like he's fallen in love," said Overschmidt. "He
protects it, sits next to it all the time and chases away any
sail boats that get anywhere nearby. He thinks the boat is a
strong and attractive swan."

Overschmidt said the swan will figure it out sooner or
later but hopes he won't be too heartbroken.

"I'll wish him all the best and hope that he doesn't make
the same mistake again," said Overschmidt."



And I thought I had problems

Reminds me of that guy who fell in love with the 50 Foot Woman... :cool:
JuNii
27-05-2006, 05:55
Reminds me of that guy who fell in love with the 50 Foot Woman... :cool:
or the deer that fell in love (and actually tried to mate with) a stone Deer Lawn ornament.