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Are you experiencing impotence? Are you having a problem keeping it up? Has Viagra stopped working? You may be experiencing Dead Dick Syndrome. In DDS, you are not capable of erections because the tissue inside your penis is dead. It died from lack of oxygen and lack of nutrients. It was asphyxiated and starved to death.
But no worries. You can now get a brand new dick. Just chop the old one off, put the new one on and you are ready to let her have it again.

For proof just see here:
http://health.msn.com/centers/mensexualhealth/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100136192&GT1=8165

This is a public service announcement. Feel free to discuss. And remember, if you having impotence problems, be sure to ask your doctor if you might be suffering from DDS (Dead Dick Syndrome).

NOTE: Females cannot get DDS and so this does not apply to them. Men who think they have DDS should consult their physician.

I don't know if you've lost your fucking mind or if you're just posting an interesting topic. Either way, I will read further.

Let me be the first to say...
Penis.

So...wrong :headbang:

Maybe I can grow an additional penis... Two times the pleasure!

Let me be the first to say...
Penis.
umm. No, I was the first to say "penis". Go back back and read my post.
And this is a very serious issue for men. Some guys on here might, someday, find themselves afflicted with this most horrible disease. I think the government needs to pour money into supporting this type of research. It will help make millions and millions of men, and thier wives very happy citizens.

I think it can be prevented though, if you watch what you eat and you get lots and lots of aerobic exercise. Maybe running 10 miles a day would help. Who knows.
Heck maybe daily masturbation would help too.

You can now get a brand new dick.

"might someday"

http://health.msn.com/centers/mensexualhealth/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100136192&GT1=8165

do not try to dash the hopes of millions upon millions of afflicted men. Women have all kinds of stuff to help them with their problems. It's about time men get something to help them with theirs.

I do not suffer from impotence, but I do suffer from "Dickdoo".




That's where your stomach sticks out more than your dick do!!! LOL

fuck man...for a minute I thought chenny died .....you had me there for a minute..

do not try to dash the hopes of millions upon millions of afflicted men. Women have all kinds of stuff to help them with their problems. It's about time men get something to help them with theirs.

I ain't in the business of dashing hopes, just pointing out that a difference exists between contemporary reality and future possibility.

umm. No, I was the first to say "penis". Go back back and read my post.
And this is a very serious issue for men. Some guys on here might, someday, find themselves afflicted with this most horrible disease. I think the government needs to pour money into supporting this type of research. It will help make millions and millions of men, and thier wives very happy citizens.

I think it can be prevented though, if you watch what you eat and you get lots and lots of aerobic exercise. Maybe running 10 miles a day would help. Who knows.
Heck maybe daily masturbation would help too.


If it is such a "very serious issue" why did you choose a title for this thread that makes it sound like a very sick joke?

Are you experiencing impotence? Are you having a problem keeping it up? Has Viagra stopped working? You may be experiencing Dead Dick Syndrome. In DDS, you are not capable of erections because the tissue inside your penis is dead. It died from lack of oxygen and lack of nutrients. It was asphyxiated and starved to death.
But no worries. You can now get a brand new dick. Just chop the old one off, put the new one on and you are ready to let her have it again.

For proof just see here:
http://health.msn.com/centers/mensexualhealth/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100136192&GT1=8165

This is a public service announcement. Feel free to discuss. And remember, if you having impotence problems, be sure to ask your doctor if you might be suffering from DDS (Dead Dick Syndrome).

NOTE: Females cannot get DDS and so this does not apply to them. Men who think they have DDS should consult their physician.

Am I the only one who thought this was going to be a Dick Cheney thread?

now for the real question.

anyone read Spider Robinson's book "Callahan's Lady"?

do so and look for the story about the man named 'Colt'

the similarities are astounding.

Maybe I can grow an additional penis... Two times the pleasure!

Not unless you're ambidextruous or find a woman with two vaginas.

Not unless you're ambidextruous or find a woman with two vaginas.
well, to be honest, he never said where the second penis would be located...

and don't women have 'two holes' relatively close together? ;)

well, to be honest, he never said where the second penis would be located...

and don't women have 'two holes' relatively close together? ;)
Don't tell me you're thinking about it...
I don't like the look of that ;)

well, to be honest, he never said where the second penis would be located...

and don't women have 'two holes' relatively close together? ;)

Fair enough. :p

Don't tell me you're thinking about it...
I don't like the look of that ;)
*whistles Innocently*
thinking about... what? ;)

Not unless you're ambidextruous or find a woman with two vaginas.

Or two women with one vagina each...

*whistles Innocently*
thinking about... what? ;)
Don't act all innocent now!
That ;) just confirms that you know exactly what I was refering to.

Or two women with one vagina each...
Erm...where exactly would you grow the second penis? :confused:

Or two women with one vagina each...hence my comment about location. they will need room to move after all. ;)

Erm...where exactly would you grow the second penis? :confused:
LOL.

not on your forehead... unless you wanna be known as a dickhead. :D

hence my comment about location. they will need room to move after all. ;)

Precisely.

I was about to ask why stop at growing only two dicks, then realised that you only have two arms...

I was about to ask why stop at growing only two dicks, then realised that you only have two arms...
and if one had too many... imagine that person being aroused. not only would he look like a porcupine... he wouldn't hide the fact as bulges appeared everywhere...

not to mention the blood loss alone would cause him to instantly faint.

If it is such a "very serious issue" why did you choose a title for this thread that makes it sound like a very sick joke?
I have you know that DDS is no joke.

Are you experiencing impotence?

No.

I have you know that DDS is no joke.

No, you're right, it's not.

However ... this is a political forum ... not really the best place to bring up boners.

No, you're right, it's not.

However ... this is a political forum ... not really the best place to bring up boners.

Not true. Start a thread with the words "Republicans guilty of" or "George Bush found to" and fully 35% of the forum users get semis and race to the thread.

Not true. Start a thread with the words "Republicans guilty of" or "George Bush found to" and fully 35% of the forum users get semis and race to the thread.

Hey. Stop that. You're going to get folks excited using those phrases. :p

I think my dick is dead. It needs the kiss of life. Or perhaps a massage.

I WILL MAKE MASTURBATION AND DICK-USE ILLEGAL FOR ANYONE UNDER 2,000 YEARS OLD! NOW, MORE DICKS WILL DIE!!

Muahahaa....

Meh, I never contribute anything useful. It isn't about time I did, either.

I have you know that DDS is no joke.

A condition called "Dead Dick Syndrome" is NOT a joke? Seriously? Wow! Somebody needs to consider renaming it then.

WHOA

did you read the article? that is amazing stuff. they regrew the insides of damaged rabbit penes so well that it worked normally within a month after implanting new cells.

WOW.

Are you experiencing braindamage? Are you having a problem concentrating? Has thinking stopped working? You may be experiencing Brain Dead Syndrome. In BDS, you are not capable of thoughts because the tissue inside your brain is dead. It died from lack of oxygen and lack of nutrients. It was asphyxiated and starved to death.
But no worries. You can now get a brand new brain. Just chop off your neighbors or coworkers head, eat the new one and you are ready to go at it again

For proof just see here:
http://www.zombiereagan.com/street/wallpaper.jpg

This is a public service announcement. Feel free to discuss. And remember, if you having brain problems, be sure to ask your doctor if you might be suffering from BDS (Brain Dead Syndrome).

NOTE: Vampires and Werewolves cannot get BDS and so this does not apply to them. Harmanz who think they have BDS should consult their physician or report to the nearest Umbrella corporation facility.

My penis hurts.

You all need to think bigger. Much bigger. This isn't just a medical technology for growing new penises for accident or disease victims, its also a viable penis enlargement technique. At long last genitally-challenged men will be able to have the two foot schlong of their dreams!

Hmmm, seems that this 'DDS' is common in men with diabetes. *points ands laughs at America*

I want larger penis, can this procedure give me a penis of a horse?

Why would you want to get multiple dicks or ridiculously large (two foot) ones. You would just scare women off. :eek:

That's just so wrong on so many levels! Heh!

That's just so wrong on so many levels! Heh!
Imagine you've invited a guy to stay over and then...surprise! *shudders*

Hmmm, seems that this 'DDS' is common in men with diabetes. *points ands laughs at America*
This just in: World leaders decided today that what the earth really needs is an enema. After a short debate, it was unanimously decided that the place to stick it in is London.

Film at eleven! :D

This just in: World leaders decided today that what the earth really needs is an enema. After a short debate, it was unanimously decided that the place to stick it in is London.

Film at eleven! :D
Yeah, even England must of voted for London!? Heh heh...:p

Are you experiencing impotence? Are you having a problem keeping it up? Has Viagra stopped working? You may be experiencing Dead Dick Syndrome. In DDS, you are not capable of erections because the tissue inside your penis is dead. It died from lack of oxygen and lack of nutrients. It was asphyxiated and starved to death.
But no worries. You can now get a brand new dick. Just chop the old one off, put the new one on and you are ready to let her have it again.

For proof just see here:
http://health.msn.com/centers/mensexualhealth/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100136192&GT1=8165

This is a public service announcement. Feel free to discuss. And remember, if you having impotence problems, be sure to ask your doctor if you might be suffering from DDS (Dead Dick Syndrome).

NOTE: Females cannot get DDS and so this does not apply to them. Men who think they have DDS should consult their physician.

..DDS? At least call it by the name they referenced. Anyways, there's erectile tissue in the clitoris, which I believe functions in the same manner as the penis's erectile tissue. So it would seem feasible to have something similar afflict a woman.

Yeah, even England must of voted for London!? Heh heh...:p
LOL! Apparently. Either that or they hog-tied Tony Blair and tossed him in a corner until they had voted. :D

..DDS? At least call it by the name they referenced. Anyways, there's erectile tissue in the clitoris, which I believe functions in the same manner as the penis's erectile tissue. So it would seem feasible to have something similar afflict a woman.
Just because they something in their clit, does not mean they can get DDS.
Maybe DPS but not DDS.

When somebody named "Whittier" starts a thread about "Dead Dick Syndrome," I have to confess, I expected it to be about Richard Nixon. :D

LOL! Apparently. Either that or they hog-tied Tony Blair and tossed him in a corner until they had voted. :D
Or maybe we hog-tied Tony Blair and tossed him in the River Thames...:p