NationStates Jolt Archive

There are a few rules in life. If some of you remember, i posted this some days ago anyways, i now proudly announce: THE RULES OF LIFE...................


1. PAH IS GOO FOE EETING! (pie is good for eat)
2.mustard+nose=bad
3. pepsi P00NS coke
4.when you have a choice; kill or be killed, grab the AK47
5.chainletters SUCK
6. smiling will make you live long. Who the heck smiles around here anyways?
7.when life does not make sense, do the following.
-:gundge:
-:sniper:
-:mp5:
8. These are the rules in life...... to a person who really needs one.

9. Don't make silly threads.

10.silly threads are cool

10.silly threads are cool

11. Silly threads are spam and will be moved.

well I THINK THAT SILLY THREADS ARE COOL! hmph....

12. Everyone is entitled to an opinion.... even tho mine is correct. :D

#3 should read:

3: pepsi poons coke, but root beer FTW

what an amazing assortment of things to do in life. i just might do this: :gundge: some day.

Rule 7 should read: Never ever use these smilies. Ever.

Rule 13: Never eat yellow snow. Or any snow for that matter.

Never eat polar bear liver. Even if you're really hungry and there's nothing else in the fridge and all the shops are closed. Just leave the polar bear liver. Don't eat it.

Rule 7 should read: Never ever use these smilies. Ever.

Rule 13: Never eat yellow snow. Or any snow for that matter.
Nothing wrong with normal snow, it's nice and cooling.

14. When in doubt, don't.
15. When in fear, run.
16. When in doubt and fear, ....well you're dead anyway.

as the prophet Ron White said:
(Rule 17) When life gives you lemons, make lemonade....and find someone whos life gives them vodka and have a party.

18. Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
19. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
20. Always drink upstream of the herd.
21. Never squat on your spurs.

19. Don't. It isn't worth it.