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ATTENTION MODS: This is you first and final warning.

IL Ruffino
26-05-2006, 20:48
I am SICK AND TIRED of all these mods acting like god and telling me and my friends what to do..
















So, lets let them rest and throw them a party!

I invite you all the first annual "Ruffy Honors Mods" block patry!

Everything is free. From the beer, the vodka, the soda, to the food, it's all free!

Activities include:
Money Bingo
Baseball
Donkey Rides
Petting Zoo
Pin the ban on the n00b
Spam eating contest
Mod dunking booth

And for the kiddies.. we have the post-whore-house!

So lets party!!

*gets drunk*

Oh yeah.. there's also live bands playing from 8pm to 3am.

*falls over*
Cluichstan
26-05-2006, 20:51
What's that brown stuff on your nose? :p
Yootopia
26-05-2006, 20:52
Hello!

I'd like a gin and tonic, 4:3 on the gin, please. I don't want to get too rowdy so early on.

Oh and a trip to the zoo'd be nice :D
IL Ruffino
26-05-2006, 20:53
What's that brown stuff on your nose? :p
*wipes nose off*

Donkey poo :p
Sinuhue
26-05-2006, 20:53
Man, I thought you'd lost it and were trying to suicide-by-mod...

But do let us know what their colons look like from the inside, mmmkay?:D
IL Ruffino
26-05-2006, 20:57
Man, I thought you'd lost it and were trying to suicide-by-mod...

But do let us know what their colons look like from the inside, mmmkay?:D
:p

And their colons look like caves of diamonds, and they smell like blueberries mixed with fresh cut grass! I could live here forever!
Yootopia
26-05-2006, 21:02
:p

And their colons look like caves of diamonds, and they smell like blueberries mixed with fresh cut grass! I could live here forever!
I prefer to be up my own arse, thanks.
Kyronea
26-05-2006, 21:05
I'll take a root beer, and if there's even a wiff of alcohol in it I'm going to sue you, Ruffy.

A toast to the mods: For they who serve in harm's way without thought or care for their own safety...for those who serve without payment or anything else other than the warm feeling one gets when one helps out...for those who serve, we thank you.
IL Ruffino
26-05-2006, 21:06
I prefer to be up my own arse, thanks.
Kinky..
IL Ruffino
26-05-2006, 21:07
Hello!

I'd like a gin and tonic, 4:3 on the gin, please. I don't want to get too rowdy so early on.

Oh and a trip to the zoo'd be nice :D
*starts mixing drink*
*fucks up*
*gives up and hands Yootopia a bottle of gin*
Lunatic Goofballs
26-05-2006, 21:08
I love you, Ruffy. :fluffle:

*eyes the dunking booth. Makes plans*
IL Ruffino
26-05-2006, 21:10
I'll take a root beer, and if there's even a wiff of alcohol in it I'm going to sue you, Ruffy.

A toast to the mods: For they who serve in harm's way without thought or care for their own safety...for those who serve without payment or anything else other than the warm feeling one gets when one helps out...for those who serve, we thank you.
*writes "rootbeer" over the lable on vodka bottle*

Here ya go ;)
Yootopia
26-05-2006, 21:10
*starts mixing drink*
*fucks up*
*gives up and hands Yootopia a bottle of gin*
Cheers. Straight gin is fun, too.
IL Ruffino
26-05-2006, 21:14
I love you, Ruffy. :fluffle:

*eyes the dunking booth. Makes plans*
*drunken smile*

I forgot, theres a mud pit near the food stands.
Lunatic Goofballs
26-05-2006, 21:18
*drunken smile*

I forgot, theres a mud pit near the food stands.

Yes. I know. Did you think I wouldn't notice? I can smell mud from a mile away. :)
JuNii
26-05-2006, 21:22
Open Bar?

Kewl! :D
Sonaj
26-05-2006, 21:28
*Goes for a donkey ride*
*Falls into mudpit*
*Sigh* I am NOT getting up. I'll take whatever fluid is closest... Not mud, though, I've got quite enough of that where I am.
Ifreann
26-05-2006, 21:29
*Goes for a donkey ride*
*Falls into mudpit*
*Sigh* I am NOT getting up. I'll take whatever fluid is closest... Not mud, though, I've got quite enough of that where I am.
There's some water in that mud. Somewhere
Sonaj
26-05-2006, 21:34
*Starts digging...patheticaly*
Czardas
26-05-2006, 21:39
Do you offer any NS posters? I'm hungry.
Sonaj
26-05-2006, 21:40
Would you settle for a DEATed one?
Zincite
26-05-2006, 21:44
This reminds me of a presentation somebody did in class. They described the scientist who discovered Uranus by brown-nosing.
Shawhnyae
26-05-2006, 21:47
*hic* i take da ushh four inches of *hic* beer for my frendsh
JuNii
26-05-2006, 21:49
*hic* i take da ushh four inches of *hic* beer for my frendsh
*slides another beer down*
need more? I can still understand what you're saying. :D
Bejerot
26-05-2006, 21:57
Beer pong! We need beer pong!
Ifreann
26-05-2006, 21:58
Do you offer any NS posters? I'm hungry.
Pfft, catch your own meat.
Ifreann
26-05-2006, 22:00
Beer pong! We need beer pong!
Don't you mean a beer bong?
German Nightmare
26-05-2006, 22:07
*Starts digging...patheticaly*
*hands Sonaj a case of beer* there ya go - dying of thirst in a puddle of mud is only what Czardas is waiting for.

*runs around* wohoo! Part-ay!

*has another shot of vodka and drowns it with a beer*

Now where's that petting zoo at?
Sonaj
26-05-2006, 22:10
Thanks man. *Pulls out a straw and starts drinking beer* Considering the day I've had, I'm just waiting for a donkey, elephant or whale to sit on me...
The Remote Islands
26-05-2006, 22:11
I'm gonna bring my own drinks, like Stewart's Root Beer, and Boylan Cane Cola.:D
Squornshelous
26-05-2006, 22:11
Man, I thought we were starting a revolution for a second there. :p
IL Ruffino
26-05-2006, 22:15
*hands Sonaj a case of beer* there ya go - dying of thirst in a puddle of mud is only what Czardas is waiting for.

*runs around* wohoo! Part-ay!

*has another shot of vodka and drowns it with a beer*

Now where's that petting zoo at?
Ittttss... over.. to the left!

*passes out*
Ifreann
26-05-2006, 22:16
Man, I thought we were starting a revolution for a second there. :p
Of course we are not.
>.>
<.<
Turquoise Days
26-05-2006, 22:16
Don't you mean a beer bong?
That too!

Now that I know Ruffy's not comitting suicide by mod - party!
Beer me.:)
Squornshelous
26-05-2006, 22:17
Of course we are not.
>.>
<.<

Damn, I like revolutions.
German Nightmare
26-05-2006, 22:17
Ittttss... over.. to the left!

*passes out*
*shakes Il Ruffino* Goats? Goats?!? GOATS?!? What kind of a petting zoo is this? Where are the young and willing female NSers?

*downs another beer* Damn I need more beer!
Ifreann
26-05-2006, 22:19
*shakes Il Ruffino* Goats? Goats?!? GOATS?!? What kind of a petting zoo is this? Where are the young and willing female NSers?

*downs another beer* Damn I need more beer!
If you want young willing female NSers you're gonna need a lot more beer, and not for you.
IL Ruffino
26-05-2006, 22:21
I'm gonna bring my own drinks, like Stewart's Root Beer, and Boylan Cane Cola.:D
We have all that already :)

In kegs. So, drink all the soad you want!
IL Ruffino
26-05-2006, 22:24
*shakes Il Ruffino* Goats? Goats?!? GOATS?!? What kind of a petting zoo is this? Where are the young and willing female NSers?

*downs another beer* Damn I need more beer!
*wakes up*
*points to postwhore-house*
*giggles*
*crawls over to bar*
Sonaj
26-05-2006, 22:26
Damn, I like revolutions.
*Whispers* The flies cry at midnight. *Blows air softly in ear and backs off*
IL Ruffino
26-05-2006, 22:39
*Whispers* The flies cry at midnight. *Blows air softly in ear and backs off*
*gasps*

Not at this event!

*burps*
German Nightmare
26-05-2006, 23:01
If you want young willing female NSers you're gonna need a lot more beer, and not for you.
Damn! I knew that something was wrong with that routine...

(And I'm even more screwed now that all the beer I had here is gone :eek::()
The Remote Islands
26-05-2006, 23:05
We have all that already :)

In kegs. So, drink all the soad you want!


You mean you know about BOTH of them????!!!!???!!!??!!?!?!??!!???!!!????!!!!
Dinaverg
26-05-2006, 23:09
Feh, we still do need the females and such...and who's gonna invite the mods? In fact, kill two birds with one stone, get some female mods.
Squornshelous
26-05-2006, 23:14
Feh, we still do need the females and such...and who's gonna invite the mods? In fact, kill two birds with one stone, get some female mods.

Erm, I think there's only one or two of those.
Dinaverg
26-05-2006, 23:17
Erm, I think there's only one or two of those.

*shrug* Invite 'em then, and then some of the other mods and females. but those two will be our guests of honor...Well, more honor, you know what I mean.
Ifreann
26-05-2006, 23:19
*shrug* Invite 'em then, and then some of the other mods and females. but those two will be our guests of honor...Well, more honor, you know what I mean.
I know what you mean. You mean honour.
And what's this about all the beer being gone!?
Ladamesansmerci
26-05-2006, 23:22
OMFG!!!!!! There is booze! GIve me some good old vodka. :D
Sonaj
26-05-2006, 23:39
:eek: Why's the rum gone!?

Sorry, could'nt resist. Hey, bartender, give me anything made from potatoes.
Squornshelous
26-05-2006, 23:40
:eek: Why's the rum gone!?

Sorry, could'nt resist. Hey, bartender, give me anything made from potatoes.

*gives vodka and a basket of curly fries*
Ifreann
26-05-2006, 23:41
:eek: Why's the rum gone!?

Sorry, could'nt resist. Hey, bartender, give me anything made from potatoes.
Hoorah for poteen!
Blinding.
Sonaj
26-05-2006, 23:42
*gives vodka and a basket of curly fries*
Yum yum!
Hoorah for poteen!
Blinding.
Er... Yes?
Ifreann
26-05-2006, 23:47
Yum yum!

Er... Yes?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poteen
Sonaj
26-05-2006, 23:53
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poteen
Ah, thought you had gone completely bananas. Or grapefruit, for that matter...
Katganistan
27-05-2006, 00:13
Damn, I like revolutions.

:-D

You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it's evolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don't you know that you can count me out
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right

You say you got a real solution
Well, you know
We'd all love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well, you know
We're doing what we can
But when you want money
for people with minds that hate
All I can tell is brother you have to wait
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right
Ah

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

You say you'll change the constitution
Well, you know
We all want to change your head
You tell me it's the institution
Well, you know
You better free you mind instead
But if you go carrying pictures of chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right
all right, all right, all right
all right, all right, all right
Dinaverg
27-05-2006, 00:21
:-D

Hey! a guest of...honor, more honor maybe, I forget...has arrived! Now it's a party!...Well...More of a party.
Tenuria
27-05-2006, 00:21
Erm, I think there's only one or two of those.
Four, actually: Kat, Siri, Erastide, and Reploid. Then female ex-mods are Steph, Unfree, and Feoras. Not to mention the androgynous [violet].

I think that's the rundown.
Tenuria
27-05-2006, 00:23
Hey! a guest of...honor, more honor maybe, I forget...has arrived! Now it's a party!...Well...More of a party.
... it looks better if you spell it "honour", for some reason. I've been spending too much time on the other side of the pond, for some reason.
Dinaverg
27-05-2006, 00:24
... it looks better if you spell it "honour", for some reason. I've been spending too much time on the other side of the pond, for some reason.

Yeah, but then I start pronouncing it like it ryhmes with 'hour'.
Neo Kervoskia
27-05-2006, 00:27
Since this is a party in hono(u)r of the mods, I promise them that I won't curse for 17 hours.

Let the rum flow like wine.
Tenuria
27-05-2006, 00:38
Yeah, but then I start pronouncing it like it ryhmes with 'hour'.
... I can't even begin to imagine that ... well, meh.
Ifreann
27-05-2006, 00:47
Since this is a party in hono(u)r of the mods, I promise them that I won't curse for 17 hours.

Let the rum flow like wine.
And let the wine flow like vodka!
Sonaj
27-05-2006, 00:54
And let the wine flow like vodka!
And let the vodka flow like... like something flowy!
Sonaj
27-05-2006, 01:11
That might have been a bit over the top, yeah...
Tenuria
27-05-2006, 01:13
Comrade, post PWNED, over. [/*]
Gravlen
27-05-2006, 01:14
And let the vodka flow like... like something flowy!
Vodka? Where? By the Donkey ride?

*Rides the donkey while drinking vodka*
Yehaaaw!
IL Ruffino
27-05-2006, 01:15
*laughs*
*brings 10 kegs of fine beer*
*scratches head*
*nods*
Ifreann
27-05-2006, 01:15
And let the vodka flow like... like something flowy!
A river maybe? Or like the rum?
Dinaverg
27-05-2006, 01:19
Like a superfluid! Basically zero internal friction!
Sonaj
27-05-2006, 01:23
A river maybe? Or like the rum?
Ooh, that's good! The rum flows like wine which flows like vodka which in turn flows like rum... Is a loop!
*Rides the donkey while drinking vodka*
Just don't fall into MY mudpuddle!
Ladamesansmerci
27-05-2006, 01:25
*laughs*
*brings 10 kegs of fine beer*
*scratches head*
*nods*
Beer? eww... Do you have vodka?
Gravlen
27-05-2006, 01:25
A river maybe? Or like the rum?
No, no, it's "And let the vodka flow down my throat"!

It isn't? Oh well, let's try it anyway! Bring me the Водка and the Осел!
Ifreann
27-05-2006, 01:29
No, no, it's "And let the vodka flow down my throat"!

It isn't? Oh well, let's try it anyway! Bring me the Водка and the Осел!
В советской России, мы выпиваем водочку как вода
Sonaj
27-05-2006, 01:30
I prefer Absolut myself. Punny in swedish, you see... Absolut Drunk and such.
http://www.freakingnews.com/entries/3000/3463qVxu_w.jpg
:D
Dinaverg
27-05-2006, 01:40
... I can't even begin to imagine that ... well, meh.

Eh, it's just like "on hour" sorta.
IL Ruffino
27-05-2006, 01:50
Beer? eww... Do you have vodka?
Of course.

*points to big block of ice being used as bar*
Gravlen
27-05-2006, 02:00
Is old Russian proverb: You taste like a fat drunk Russian.

*gets even more drunk*
В советской России, мы выпиваем водочку как вода
:D
In Soviet Russia, road forks you!
Super-power
27-05-2006, 03:08
I am SICK AND TIRED of all these mods acting like god and telling me and my friends what to do...
It's called 'godmoding' for short
Straughn
27-05-2006, 03:24
*falls over*
...you're a looney. *nods solemnly*
IL Ruffino
27-05-2006, 18:05
...you're a looney. *nods solemnly*
*grunts*

Soo hungover.. :(

*pukes in trash can*

Who killed one of the donkeys???
Sonaj
27-05-2006, 18:08
THAT was a DONKEY? :eek:

http://www.mousemultimedia.com/ricardo/absolut/hangover.jpg
IL Ruffino
27-05-2006, 18:24
THAT was a DONKEY? :eek:

http://www.mousemultimedia.com/ricardo/absolut/hangover.jpg
Yes. Now how am I going to explain this to the people I rented it from?

http://www.hi.is/~kristjaa/Hangover.jpg
Sonaj
27-05-2006, 18:27
It...fell? From, say, the Chrysler Building?
IL Ruffino
27-05-2006, 18:38
It...fell? From, say, the Chrysler Building?
That would explain why its eyes are missing..
Sonaj
27-05-2006, 18:40
Ew, didn't even see that. Neither did the donkey, apparently.
IL Ruffino
27-05-2006, 18:44
Ew, didn't even see that. Neither did the donkey, apparently.
:p
Meatburger
27-05-2006, 18:49
*walks in, for no reason whatsoever*

Ooooh. Pin the ban...on the n00b!

*TEXT-ADVENTURE vision ON*

>look

You see a ban pin. There's a dummy with the word "n00b" on it.

>more

You see many members of NS and a bar

>get ban pin

Took ban pin. This pin causes extreme pain(on forum reputation).

>pin dummy with ban

The dummy screams "OMGLOLZ! WHUT DID I DO??????"

>ask bartender for root beer

You ask the bartender if he has any non-alcoholic root beer, stressing the part non-alcoholic

>get ban pin

You take the pin out of the dummy, who begins to say "TEH MODDS ARE LIEK, IDDIOTS"

>pin dummy rapidly

You pin the dummy rapidly as it screams "I GETT BANEDD FO NO RESON!"

>drop ban pin

You put the ban pin on the table.

>look

You see a dummy screaming in 1337, many members of NS, a bar, and a donkey

>stare at donkey

You stare at the pretty unfortunate and bled to death donkey.

>wait for root beer
IL Ruffino
27-05-2006, 20:40
*gets a bottle of rootbeer*
Maineiacs
27-05-2006, 21:17
damn it! why wasn't I told about this party? *sits in corner pouting with bottle of tequila*
Sonaj
27-05-2006, 21:19
*Starts putting up signs saying "Please do not step on the donkey"*
Ifreann
27-05-2006, 21:26
*Starts putting up signs saying "Please do not step on the donkey"**eats signs*
Maineiacs
27-05-2006, 21:28
*runs over donkey with wheelchair*


Hey, you never said I couldn't.
Sonaj
27-05-2006, 21:28
*Sigh* Just don't eat the donkey, or Ruffy will be in even bigger trouble. *Starts scribbling "Don't eat the donkey" on the ground*
IL Ruffino
27-05-2006, 21:30
damn it! why wasn't I told about this party? *sits in corner pouting with bottle of tequila*
*sits next to Maineiacs and eats fried chicken*
Ifreann
27-05-2006, 21:32
*sits next to Maineiacs and eats fried chicken*
In Soviet Russia, chicken eats fried you! Is true!
IL Ruffino
27-05-2006, 21:32
*Sigh* Just don't eat the donkey, or Ruffy will be in even bigger trouble. *Starts scribbling "Don't eat the donkey" on the ground*
I called the owners, they said they'll just keep my deposit.. bbq the fucker!
IL Ruffino
27-05-2006, 21:33
In Soviet Russia, chicken eats fried you! Is true!
:eek:
Sonaj
27-05-2006, 21:34
I called the owners, they said they'll just keep my deposit.. bbq the fucker!
*Sigh* Fine, I'll change the text... *Writes "Nothing to see here, move along" instead* I think I'll pass though. I also think the bar is melting.
Maineiacs
27-05-2006, 21:37
I called the owners, they said they'll just keep my deposit.. bbq the fucker!


Slice me off a donkey steak. It's been awhile since I've had a good piece of ass.
IL Ruffino
27-05-2006, 21:40
*Sigh* Fine, I'll change the text... *Writes "Nothing to see here, move along" instead* I think I'll pass though. I also think the bar is melting.
*has new bar built*
Sonaj
27-05-2006, 21:45
*has new bar built*
Built? Wasn't it a block of ice?
IL Ruffino
27-05-2006, 21:46
:D Slice me off a donkey steak. It's been awhile since I've had a good piece of ass.
:p
IL Ruffino
27-05-2006, 21:51
Built? Wasn't it a block of ice?
hrm.. hold on.
IL Ruffino
27-05-2006, 22:05
http://www.socoolevents.com/images/Ice%20Bar%20with%20Luge.JPG

Built :p
Sonaj
27-05-2006, 22:14
Ah. I'd rather call that sculpt though. I know I'm picky, but I'm in that mood right now, so meh.
IL Ruffino
27-05-2006, 22:18
Ah. I'd rather call that sculpt though. I know I'm picky, but I'm in that mood right now, so meh.
:fluffle: :p :p :p :p :cool:
Sonaj
27-05-2006, 22:21
:fluffle: :p :p :p :p :cool:
Yes, quite.
Ifreann
27-05-2006, 22:38
Can I have a chisel? I want a vodka on the rocks and all the ice we had left went into the bar.
IL Ruffino
27-05-2006, 22:43
Can I have a chisel? I want a vodka on the rocks and all the ice we had left went into the bar.
*gets a chisel*
Ifreann
27-05-2006, 22:45
*gets a chisel*
Chisel-$10-15
Ice bar-$lots
Combining the two while drunk-priceless
IL Ruffino
27-05-2006, 22:56
Chisel-$10-15
Ice bar-$lots
Combining the two while drunk-priceless
:p
Sonaj
27-05-2006, 23:18
Chisel-$10-15
Ice bar-$lots
Combining the two while drunk-priceless
Aye, there are very few combinations apart from sharp objects, hard surfaces and drinking that are worth caring about.
Gravlen
28-05-2006, 00:13
damn it! why wasn't I told about this party? *sits in corner pouting with bottle of tequila*
Remember that thing with the donkey, the christmastree, the chainsaw and those 15 bottles of tequila you did at the office party last Christmas? And if you don't remember (and I would completely understand it if you didn't!), does the phrase "Exotic explosive piñata surprise" ring a bell?

Anyway, that might be the reason...
Turquoise Days
28-05-2006, 00:15
Can I have a chisel? I want a vodka on the rocks and all the ice we had left went into the bar.
*hands over some gravel*





I always wanted to do that.
<.<
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 00:19
I have a question for IL Ruffino: Is it true we have Stewart's Root beer, AND Boylan Cane Cola stored in KEGS??? If so, I will drink them until my stomach has been expanded to the zenith.
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 00:20
Me no likey rootbeer. Lidl has better stuff...
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 00:35
Me no likey rootbeer. Lidl has better stuff...
Try this then:

*Hands Sonaj a bottle of Boylan Cane Cola*

Tastes like coke, but healthier!
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 00:37
Try this then:

*Hands Sonaj a bottle of Boylan Cane Cola*

Tastes like coke, but healthier!
I don't want healthy! I want food! *Loud grumbling noises* Mmm...idnight snack.
Gravlen
28-05-2006, 00:40
*hands over some gravel*


I always wanted to do that.
<.<
Here, have a drink. I like you :)

*Hands Turquoise Days a drink*
*drinks more vodka*
IL Ruffino
28-05-2006, 00:41
I have a question for IL Ruffino: Is it true we have Stewart's Root beer, AND Boylan Cane Cola stored in KEGS??? If so, I will drink them until my stomach has been expanded to the zenith.
We have everything.

::::PUBLIC QUESTION::::

I wasn't here durring the christmas season. Can someone show me these party threads I keep hearing about?
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 00:44
I don't want healthy! I want food! *Loud grumbling noises* Mmm...idnight snack.


Alright, if you like those corporate poisions by the names of Coke, McDonalds, Spam, and many, many others, BE MY GUEST! *Drinks a refreshing healthy bottle of Boylan Cane Cola*

Aaahhhhhhh, now THIS is food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gravlen
28-05-2006, 00:46
We have everything.

::::PUBLIC QUESTION::::

I wasn't here durring the christmas season. Can someone show me these party threads I keep hearing about?
Yes, I can... ;)
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 00:48
We have everything.

::::PUBLIC QUESTION::::

I wasn't here durring the christmas season. Can someone show me these party threads I keep hearing about?


YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Marches off to the kegs holding Stewart's Root Beer and Boylan Cane Cola*


I have some non-alcholic drinking to do, and if anyone gets in my way, I will do whatever it takes to remove them.
Turquoise Days
28-05-2006, 00:53
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Marches off to the kegs holding Stewart's Root Beer and Boylan Cane Cola*


I have some non-alcholic drinking to do, and if anyone gets in my way, I will do whatever it takes to remove them.
The problem with heavy non-alcoholic drinkers is that they tend to be hard to distract. *nod*


And Il Ruffino? The thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=460400). My god, it was spammy.
Gravlen
28-05-2006, 00:54
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Marches off to the kegs holding Stewart's Root Beer and Boylan Cane Cola*


I have some non-alcholic drinking to do, and if anyone gets in my way, I will do whatever it takes to remove them.
*Pushes Sonaj in Remote Islands way*



And Ruffy, here's the officeparty (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=460400)-thread - all 172 pages of fun'n'games.
Knock yourself out! ;)
IL Ruffino
28-05-2006, 00:58
Thank you both :fluffle:

Now I have shit lods of reading to do.. :eek:
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 00:58
The problem with heavy non-alcoholic drinkers is that they tend to be hard to distract. *nod*


And Il Ruffino? The thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=460400). My god, it was spammy.


I really don't care, ya know, that is completely IRREVALANT TO MY LIFE.
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 00:59
*Pushes Sonaj in Remote Islands way*



*Gets out of way*
Turquoise Days
28-05-2006, 01:01
I really don't care, ya know, that is completely IRREVALANT TO MY LIFE.
*curses*
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 01:08
*Gets out of way*
See? Now THAT's respect!
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:09
*curses*


*Ignores, sets down with cheeseburgers, spaghetti, and a few bottles of Stewart's Root beer, and eats*

Aahh, yes, this is heaven.
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:10
See? Now THAT's respect!


What do you mean?
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 01:11
Alright, if you like those corporate poisions by the names of Coke, McDonalds, Spam, and many, many others, BE MY GUEST!
I don't like McDonalds, but I am still hungry! I had dinner 7 hours ago, and I'm getting a bit peckish...

Peckish: peck·ish (pĕk'ĭsh) adj. 1) Ill-tempered, irritable 2) Chiefly British. Somewhat hungry.
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 01:12
What do you mean?
I got pushed into your way, and you got out of mine! I'm usually just stepped upon, so it's a great improvement!
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:13
I don't like McDonalds, but I am still hungry! I had dinner 7 hours ago, and I'm getting a bit peckish...

Peckish: peck·ish (pĕk'ĭsh) adj. 1) Ill-tempered, irritable 2) Chiefly British. Somewhat hungry.


I didn't know, sorry.
Gravlen
28-05-2006, 01:14
*Gets out of way*
That wasn't "whatever it takes"! :mad:
Not involving explosives or alcohol? What a travety!

*Drowns disappointment with vodka*
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 01:14
I didn't know, sorry.
I didn't mean to be rude, I'm just in a funny muud. See how I made that rhyme?
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:14
I got pushed into your way, and you got out of mine! I'm usually just stepped upon, so it's a great improvement!


So that means you are praising me, right?
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 01:16
So that means you are praising me, right?
More or less. *Headbutts the ground* I'm not worthy!
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:16
I didn't mean to be rude, I'm just in a funny muud. See how I made that rhyme?


Tht's okay, i'm in a silly mood too, even though i'm watching a show about The Alaskan Pipeline(I multi-task).
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 01:17
Yeah, I'm watching SW ep IV right now :p
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:19
More or less. *Headbutts the ground* I'm not worthy!


There, there, it's okay. *Hands Sonaj some of my food*

I used to think I was worthless too, and I STILL do think that.(because it is true. *sniff*)
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:20
Yeah, I'm watching SW ep IV right now :p


What's that?
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 01:22
What's that?
Star Wars IV.

EDIT: Now I'm eating as well.
Gravlen
28-05-2006, 01:22
There, there, it's okay. *Hands Sonaj some of my food*

I used to think I was worthless too, and I STILL do think that.(because it is true. *sniff*)
Noooooooooo :(

It ain't true!
Cheer up, and have a drink.

*Hands Remote Islands a drink*
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:24
Noooooooooo :(

It ain't true!
Cheer up, and have a drink.

*Hands Remote Islands a drink*


What drink is it?
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:25
Star Wars IV.

EDIT: Now I'm eating as well.


Well i'm gonna be eating cheeseburgers soon. What are you having?
Gravlen
28-05-2006, 01:26
What drink is it?
What would you like? I can make some great ones...
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:27
That wasn't "whatever it takes"! :mad:
Not involving explosives or alcohol? What a travety!

*Drowns disappointment with vodka*


Explosives, yes. Alcohol, no.
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 01:27
I'm having sandwiches, only thing I've got home... It's close to freezing here, it's 2.30 am and the kebabplace closed 30mins ago so I had to resort to what I have...
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:29
What would you like? I can make some great ones...


Even though I was asking Sonaj, I'll just take a Poland Spring, one of the reasons to live in Maine.
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 01:30
Even though I was asking Sonaj, I'll just take a Poland Spring, one of the reasons to live in Maine.
Poland in Maine? :confused:
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:31
I'm having sandwiches, only thing I've got home... It's close to freezing here, it's 2.30 am and the kebabplace closed 30mins ago so I had to resort to what I have...
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

HOLY TURKEY, WHERE DO YOU LIVE???????????????????????


It's about 8:30 where I am.
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 01:33
HOLY TURKEY, WHERE DO YOU LIVE???????????????????????
Central Sweden, a couple of hundred meters above sealevel (which makes it frikkin' cold here),
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:33
Poland in Maine? :confused:


Poland Spring is a bottled water company in Maine, and I am drinking it as we speak. Yummy water.
Gravlen
28-05-2006, 01:34
Even though I was asking Sonaj, I'll just take a Poland Spring, one of the reasons to live in Maine.
One Poland Spring, straight on the rocks, and one Poland Spring and C-4 mix, coming right up!

*mixing drinks*
*hands Remote Islands drinks*

Enjoy.

:cool:
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:38
Central Sweden, a couple of hundred meters above sealevel (which makes it frikkin' cold here),

My gun, how, and why are you staying up?:eek:

I've stayed up to 3:30 AM before.

A couple 100 meters 'bove sea level, eh? Wow. Hey, have you seen the sun at midnite?
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:39
One Poland Spring, straight on the rocks, and one Poland Spring and C-4 mix, coming right up!

*mixing drinks*
*hands Remote Islands drinks*

Enjoy.

:cool:


Is this the bottled water, or some alcholic drink?
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 01:41
My gun, how, and why are you staying up?:eek:

I've stayed up to 3:30 AM before.

A couple 100 meters 'bove sea level, eh? Wow. Hey, have you seen the sun at midnite?
Too far south, I'm afraid. And I'm staying up because I have to stay up. I'm not going to sleep, you see, or I won't be able to get to school on time... So I'll go to bed in about 20 hours :D
Ifreann
28-05-2006, 01:42
Hey, is there any bbqed donkey left?
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:43
Too far south, I'm afraid. And I'm staying up because I have to stay up. I'm not going to sleep, you see, or I won't be able to get to school on time... So I'll go to bed in about 20 hours :D


Why do you have to stay up?

Bed in 20 HOURS?!?!?!? YOU'RE INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you under 18? Or still in school/college?
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:44
Hey, is there any bbqed donkey left?
BBQed donkey?

Really?
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 01:46
Why do you have to stay up?

Bed in 20 HOURS?!?!?!? YOU'RE INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you under 18? Or still in school/college?
17 on tuesday. I just...can't fall asleep, I don't know why, so I do everything I can to tire myself. And I slept 15 hours last night so I'm well rested.
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 01:47
BBQed donkey?

Really?
Yeah, it *cough* fell.
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:49
Yeah, it *cough* fell.


BBQed donkey parts you mean?

And what do you mean?
Gravlen
28-05-2006, 01:49
Is this the bottled water, or some alcholic drink?

...

Yes?
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:50
17 on tuesday. I just...can't fall asleep, I don't know why, so I do everything I can to tire myself. And I slept 15 hours last night so I'm well rested.


Wow, I wanna be you!
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:50
...

Yes?


ALCHOL, OR WATER?
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 01:51
BBQed donkey parts you mean?

And what do you mean?
No the donkey fell..from the...Chrysler Building... so Rufino decided we'd BBQ it.

And what do I mean by what?

Wow, I wanna be you!
You sure about that? Sig'd, btw :D
Gravlen
28-05-2006, 01:53
Hey, is there any bbqed donkey left?
Yes, the ass is still hot...
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:54
No the donkey fell..from the...Chrysler Building... so Rufino decided we'd BBQ it.

And what do I mean by what?

Well, the first sentence said it all.

FELL FROM THE CHRYSLER BUILDING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!



Ruffino needs a brain transplant.
Ifreann
28-05-2006, 01:55
Yes, the ass is still hot...
Great, there's nothing worse than chewing on cold ass.
Gravlen
28-05-2006, 01:56
ALCHOL, OR WATER?
Um...

One of each, one with water and one with alcohol and a touch of explosives. ;)
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 01:56
FELL FROM THE CHRYSLER BUILDING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Yeah, well, that's what he told the company that rented 'em... I think. We're not quite sure what happened to it, but we do know it didn't have any eyes this morning/afternoon (morning for me, afternoon for the real world around here).
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 01:59
No the donkey fell..from the...Chrysler Building... so Rufino decided we'd BBQ it.

And what do I mean by what?


You sure about that? Sig'd, btw :D


Tht's an honor to be sig'd!

I'll sig you!
Gravlen
28-05-2006, 02:00
Yeah, well, that's what he told the company that rented 'em... I think. We're not quite sure what happened to it, but we do know it didn't have any eyes this morning/afternoon (morning for me, afternoon for the real world around here).
Some things are better left unsaid...

Ignorance is bliss
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 02:00
Yeah, well, that's what he told the company that rented 'em... I think. We're not quite sure what happened to it, but we do know it didn't have any eyes this morning/afternoon (morning for me, afternoon for the real world around here).

Oh,
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 02:01
Um...

One of each, one with water and one with alcohol and a touch of explosives. ;)


You said you mixed it, right?
IL Ruffino
28-05-2006, 02:01
I read the first 150 posts and I feel if I read more.. I will get pregnant..

It's weird how it ended new years eve.. *shrugs*

I think I'll get drunk!

*runs over to bar*
*mixes drink*

1 part Absolut
1 part burbon
2 parts Absinthe

*names it "The Mod"*

*chugs*
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 02:03
*names it "The Mod"*
Sounds intriguing... You might be able to sell it to other boards.
Pride and Prejudice
28-05-2006, 02:05
I read the first 150 posts and I feel if I read more.. I will get pregnant..

It's weird how it ended new years eve.. *shrugs*

I think I'll get drunk!

*runs over to bar*
*mixes drink*

1 part Absolut
1 part burbon
2 parts Absinthe

*names it "The Mod"*

*chugs*

*Decides to try to find the A&W rootbeer keg rather than requesting some*
Er... where is it?
IL Ruffino
28-05-2006, 02:05
Sounds intriguing... You might be able to sell it to other boards.
*tries it*

*passout*

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwow.
mmmmmmm

*dies*
Maineiacs
28-05-2006, 02:06
Remember that thing with the donkey, the christmastree, the chainsaw and those 15 bottles of tequila you did at the office party last Christmas? And if you don't remember (and I would completely understand it if you didn't!), does the phrase "Exotic explosive piñata surprise" ring a bell?

Anyway, that might be the reason...


Wait, you mean I didn't dream that?

EDIT: And BTW, it was Jack Daniels.
Anti-Social Darwinism
28-05-2006, 02:06
Sounds intriguing... You might be able to sell it to other boards.


Sorry I'm late. Can I have a Guiness?
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 02:06
Sonaj is it okay if you post something witty so I can put it in my sig, 'cause I said I would?
Pride and Prejudice
28-05-2006, 02:07
Sorry I'm late. Can I have a Guiness?

Heh, looks like the bartender died. Maybe if I can find it...
IL Ruffino
28-05-2006, 02:08
*Decides to try to find the A&W rootbeer keg rather than requesting some*
Er... where is it?
*wakes up*
*coughs*
*scratches head*

Ittsss.. oooverrrr theeeereeee.

*passes out before pointing to location*
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 02:08
*tries it*

*passout*

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwow.
mmmmmmm

*dies*


*Calls 911*

They'll be here in a minute. The medics I mean.
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 02:08
Er, okay... But I'm tired (tired, not sleepy though), so you'll have to take it for what it is...

Why would I want apples up my nose!? I like pears!
Pride and Prejudice
28-05-2006, 02:10
*Gets A&W rootbeer for self, finds Guiness, brings it to person wanting Guiness*
Gravlen
28-05-2006, 02:12
You said you mixed it, right?
I mixed two seperate drinks, yes. You'll be happy with them, I'm sure. :cool:

I read the first 150 posts and I feel if I read more.. I will get pregnant..

It's weird how it ended new years eve.. *shrugs*
Well now you know how it was. And the pregnancy-thing is right on the money!

But I feel we did a nice job - we kept the party going 'till a week after Christmas Eve, that's not half bad eh?

And for old time's sake:
*Licks*

:D


I think I'll get drunk!

*runs over to bar*
*mixes drink*

1 part Absolut
1 part burbon
2 parts Absinthe

*names it "The Mod"*

*chugs*
Wanna mix me a mod?
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 02:13
Er, okay... But I'm tired (tired, not sleepy though), so you'll have to take it for what it is...

Why would I want apples up my nose!? I like pears!


Just one more thing, say "The rain on the plain, falls mainly in Spain", okay?
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 02:14
I mixed two seperate drinks, yes. You'll be happy with them, I'm sure. :cool:


*Sighs, gives back drink, and goes to get a non-alcholic PS*
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 02:15
Okay...

The rain on the plain, falls mainly in Spain.
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 02:17
The rain on the plain, falls mainly in Spain.


Thanks! SIG'D!!
Ifreann
28-05-2006, 02:18
Okay...

The rain on the plain, falls mainly in Spain.
In Soviet Russia plains fall on rain!
Gravlen
28-05-2006, 02:18
*Sighs, gives back drink, and goes to get a non-alcholic PS*
One of them was non-alcoholic water you know... Oh well.

*Pours water and whiskey on a passed out IL Ruffino*
IL Ruffino
28-05-2006, 02:22
I mixed two seperate drinks, yes. You'll be happy with them, I'm sure. :cool:


Well now you know how it was. And the pregnancy-thing is right on the money!

But I feel we did a nice job - we kept the party going 'till a week after Christmas Eve, that's not half bad eh?

And for old time's sake:
*Licks*

:D


Wanna mix me a mod?
I am so sad that I wasn't here for the party :(

*mixes a mod for you*
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 02:23
In Soviet Russia plains fall on rain!
One of the (sadly) few good ones I've seen...
Gravlen
28-05-2006, 02:28
I am so sad that I wasn't here for the party :(

*mixes a mod for you*
So are we all, I'm sure...

*Drinks a mod*

:eek:
YEHAAAW! That packs quite a punch!!!
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 02:39
I need help for putting a quote in your signature. I mean, i've tried, but failed, so PLEASE TELL ME HOW!!!!
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 02:40
Just do as you usually do when you quote: [ quote=AAAAA*]BBBBBBB[/quote]
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 02:43
Just do as you usually do when you quote: [ quote=AAAAA*]BBBBBBB[/QUOTE]

No, I mean with the Quote box and the names in bold font and the italic font. How do you get it in your sig?
Sonaj
28-05-2006, 02:44
Well, that's how I did...
IL Ruffino
28-05-2006, 03:17
No, I mean with the Quote box and the names in bold font and the italic font. How do you get it in your sig?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Namehere]shit here[//QUOTE]

Just remember to keep the = after QUOTE and remove one of the /
Meatburger
28-05-2006, 07:35
>Wake up, me.

You stand up from the sleep known as "Forum Inactivity"

>look

You see a dummy that mutters "omglolfag", many members of NS, IL Ruffino handing you rootbeer, and a donkey being BBQ'ed for the members pleasure.

>get root beer

Took root beer. The drink that doesn't give you a bad hangover.

>say "Thanks!" to Ruffino

You say "Thanks" to Ruffino, who nods his head.
After that, he falls over.

>west

You see more members of NS, and a postwhore booth.

>east

>get ban pins

You take five ban pins, so that one is left.

>west

>throw ban pin at booth

One of the male postwhores start screaming, forming a large discussion rapidly increasing the posts. You whistle like nothing happened and walk east.

>drop ban pins

You put the ban pins down on the table.

>run over to bar

>mix a drink

You mix

1 part Champagne
1 part Whiskey
2 part Tequila

Voila! The "Admin"!

>give admin to another member

You give the "Admin" to another member, who drinks it, pukes before he finally
passes out.

>go to BBQ

You walk over to the BBQ, but fall on the way, pouring "Admin" over some of the donkey meat.

>go to bar

>ask for another root beer

>wait for root beer
Pride and Prejudice
28-05-2006, 07:48
>Wake up, me.

You stand up from the sleep known as "Forum Inactivity"

>look

You see a dummy that mutters "omglolfag", many members of NS, IL Ruffino handing you rootbeer, and a donkey being BBQ'ed for the members pleasure.

>get root beer

Took root beer. The drink that doesn't give you a bad hangover.

>say "Thanks!" to Ruffino

You say "Thanks" to Ruffino, who nods his head.
After that, he falls over.

>west

You see more members of NS, and a postwhore booth.

>east

>get ban pins

You take five ban pins, so that one is left.

>west

>throw ban pin at booth

One of the male postwhores start screaming, forming a large discussion rapidly increasing the posts. You whistle like nothing happened and walk east.

>drop ban pins

You put the ban pins down on the table.

>run over to bar

>mix a drink

You mix

1 part Champagne
1 part Whiskey
2 part Tequila

Voila! The "Admin"!

>give admin to another member

You give the "Admin" to another member, who drinks it, pukes before he finally
passes out.

>go to BBQ

You walk over to the BBQ, but fall on the way, pouring "Admin" over some of the donkey meat.

>go to bar

>ask for another root beer

>wait for root beer

What type of root beer? We seem to have a few types...
IL Ruffino
28-05-2006, 07:59
>Wake up, me.

You stand up from the sleep known as "Forum Inactivity"

>look

You see a dummy that mutters "omglolfag", many members of NS, IL Ruffino handing you rootbeer, and a donkey being BBQ'ed for the members pleasure.

>get root beer

Took root beer. The drink that doesn't give you a bad hangover.

>say "Thanks!" to Ruffino

You say "Thanks" to Ruffino, who nods his head.
After that, he falls over.

>west

You see more members of NS, and a postwhore booth.

>east

>get ban pins

You take five ban pins, so that one is left.

>west

>throw ban pin at booth

One of the male postwhores start screaming, forming a large discussion rapidly increasing the posts. You whistle like nothing happened and walk east.

>drop ban pins

You put the ban pins down on the table.

>run over to bar

>mix a drink

You mix

1 part Champagne
1 part Whiskey
2 part Tequila

Voila! The "Admin"!

>give admin to another member

You give the "Admin" to another member, who drinks it, pukes before he finally
passes out.

>go to BBQ

You walk over to the BBQ, but fall on the way, pouring "Admin" over some of the donkey meat.

>go to bar

>ask for another root beer

>wait for root beer
I love you and your funny ways.
HotRodia
28-05-2006, 08:36
Mod on the rocks, please.

Make it a Frisbeeteria Special. :D
Meatburger
28-05-2006, 08:56
>ask for a non-alcoholic root beer

You ask "Do you have non-alcoholic root beer?"

>look at BBQ

You see a lot of members of NS, staring at the unlucky people passing out after eating donkey meat.

>mix two admins

You mix two "Admin" and pour some "Mod on the Rocks" on top of it

>shout

You shout:

Does anyone want the "Admin"?

>drink admin

You drink some "Admin"

Suddenly, pink donkeys popping up begin to scream "I WANNNE BEE MODD!"

>shake head

You shake your head, and the donkeys goes away.
No more alcohol for me!

>wait for root beer

You wait for the root beer while constantly tapping your feet.
MrMopar
28-05-2006, 09:28
Um, okay. Bye.
[NS]OCR
28-05-2006, 09:51
>ask for a non-alcoholic root beer

You ask "Do you have non-alcoholic root beer?"

>look at BBQ

You see a lot of members of NS, staring at the unlucky people passing out after eating donkey meat.

>mix two admins

You mix two "Admin" and pour some "Mod on the Rocks" on top of it

>shout

You shout:

Does anyone want the "Admin"?

>drink admin

You drink some "Admin"

Suddenly, pink donkeys popping up begin to scream "I WANNNE BEE MODD!"

>shake head

You shake your head, and the donkeys goes away.
No more alcohol for me!

>wait for root beer

You wait for the root beer while constantly tapping your feet.


?:confused:
Meatburger
28-05-2006, 10:14
OCR']?:confused:
>explain

It's just text-adventure vision.

Now, where's my root beer?
The Remote Islands
28-05-2006, 13:43
Hey Sonaj, now I have you offically SIG'D!!!!