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I am SICK AND TIRED of all these mods acting like god and telling me and my friends what to do..
















So, lets let them rest and throw them a party!

I invite you all the first annual "Ruffy Honors Mods" block patry!

Everything is free. From the beer, the vodka, the soda, to the food, it's all free!

Activities include:
Money Bingo
Baseball
Donkey Rides
Petting Zoo
Pin the ban on the n00b
Spam eating contest
Mod dunking booth

And for the kiddies.. we have the post-whore-house!

So lets party!!

*gets drunk*

Oh yeah.. there's also live bands playing from 8pm to 3am.

*falls over*

What's that brown stuff on your nose? :p

Hello!

I'd like a gin and tonic, 4:3 on the gin, please. I don't want to get too rowdy so early on.

Oh and a trip to the zoo'd be nice :D

What's that brown stuff on your nose? :p
*wipes nose off*

Donkey poo :p

Man, I thought you'd lost it and were trying to suicide-by-mod...

But do let us know what their colons look like from the inside, mmmkay?:D

Man, I thought you'd lost it and were trying to suicide-by-mod...

But do let us know what their colons look like from the inside, mmmkay?:D
:p

And their colons look like caves of diamonds, and they smell like blueberries mixed with fresh cut grass! I could live here forever!

:p

And their colons look like caves of diamonds, and they smell like blueberries mixed with fresh cut grass! I could live here forever!
I prefer to be up my own arse, thanks.

I'll take a root beer, and if there's even a wiff of alcohol in it I'm going to sue you, Ruffy.

A toast to the mods: For they who serve in harm's way without thought or care for their own safety...for those who serve without payment or anything else other than the warm feeling one gets when one helps out...for those who serve, we thank you.

I prefer to be up my own arse, thanks.
Kinky..

Hello!

I'd like a gin and tonic, 4:3 on the gin, please. I don't want to get too rowdy so early on.

Oh and a trip to the zoo'd be nice :D
*starts mixing drink*
*fucks up*
*gives up and hands Yootopia a bottle of gin*

I love you, Ruffy. :fluffle:

*eyes the dunking booth. Makes plans*

I'll take a root beer, and if there's even a wiff of alcohol in it I'm going to sue you, Ruffy.

A toast to the mods: For they who serve in harm's way without thought or care for their own safety...for those who serve without payment or anything else other than the warm feeling one gets when one helps out...for those who serve, we thank you.
*writes "rootbeer" over the lable on vodka bottle*

Here ya go ;)

*starts mixing drink*
*fucks up*
*gives up and hands Yootopia a bottle of gin*
Cheers. Straight gin is fun, too.

I love you, Ruffy. :fluffle:

*eyes the dunking booth. Makes plans*
*drunken smile*

I forgot, theres a mud pit near the food stands.

*drunken smile*

I forgot, theres a mud pit near the food stands.

Yes. I know. Did you think I wouldn't notice? I can smell mud from a mile away. :)

Open Bar?

Kewl! :D

*Goes for a donkey ride*
*Falls into mudpit*
*Sigh* I am NOT getting up. I'll take whatever fluid is closest... Not mud, though, I've got quite enough of that where I am.

*Goes for a donkey ride*
*Falls into mudpit*
*Sigh* I am NOT getting up. I'll take whatever fluid is closest... Not mud, though, I've got quite enough of that where I am.
There's some water in that mud. Somewhere

*Starts digging...patheticaly*

Do you offer any NS posters? I'm hungry.

Would you settle for a DEATed one?

This reminds me of a presentation somebody did in class. They described the scientist who discovered Uranus by brown-nosing.

*hic* i take da ushh four inches of *hic* beer for my frendsh

*hic* i take da ushh four inches of *hic* beer for my frendsh
*slides another beer down*
need more? I can still understand what you're saying. :D

Beer pong! We need beer pong!

Do you offer any NS posters? I'm hungry.
Pfft, catch your own meat.

Beer pong! We need beer pong!
Don't you mean a beer bong?

*Starts digging...patheticaly*
*hands Sonaj a case of beer* there ya go - dying of thirst in a puddle of mud is only what Czardas is waiting for.

*runs around* wohoo! Part-ay!

*has another shot of vodka and drowns it with a beer*

Now where's that petting zoo at?

Thanks man. *Pulls out a straw and starts drinking beer* Considering the day I've had, I'm just waiting for a donkey, elephant or whale to sit on me...

I'm gonna bring my own drinks, like Stewart's Root Beer, and Boylan Cane Cola.:D

Man, I thought we were starting a revolution for a second there. :p

*hands Sonaj a case of beer* there ya go - dying of thirst in a puddle of mud is only what Czardas is waiting for.

*runs around* wohoo! Part-ay!

*has another shot of vodka and drowns it with a beer*

Now where's that petting zoo at?
Ittttss... over.. to the left!

*passes out*

Man, I thought we were starting a revolution for a second there. :p
Of course we are not.
>.>
<.<

Don't you mean a beer bong?
That too!

Now that I know Ruffy's not comitting suicide by mod - party!
Beer me.:)

Of course we are not.
>.>
<.<

Damn, I like revolutions.

Ittttss... over.. to the left!

*passes out*
*shakes Il Ruffino* Goats? Goats?!? GOATS?!? What kind of a petting zoo is this? Where are the young and willing female NSers?

*downs another beer* Damn I need more beer!

*shakes Il Ruffino* Goats? Goats?!? GOATS?!? What kind of a petting zoo is this? Where are the young and willing female NSers?

*downs another beer* Damn I need more beer!
If you want young willing female NSers you're gonna need a lot more beer, and not for you.

I'm gonna bring my own drinks, like Stewart's Root Beer, and Boylan Cane Cola.:D
We have all that already :)

In kegs. So, drink all the soad you want!

*shakes Il Ruffino* Goats? Goats?!? GOATS?!? What kind of a petting zoo is this? Where are the young and willing female NSers?

*downs another beer* Damn I need more beer!
*wakes up*
*points to postwhore-house*
*giggles*
*crawls over to bar*

Damn, I like revolutions.
*Whispers* The flies cry at midnight. *Blows air softly in ear and backs off*

*Whispers* The flies cry at midnight. *Blows air softly in ear and backs off*
*gasps*

Not at this event!

*burps*

If you want young willing female NSers you're gonna need a lot more beer, and not for you.
Damn! I knew that something was wrong with that routine...

(And I'm even more screwed now that all the beer I had here is gone :eek::()

We have all that already :)

In kegs. So, drink all the soad you want!


You mean you know about BOTH of them????!!!!???!!!??!!?!?!??!!???!!!????!!!!

Feh, we still do need the females and such...and who's gonna invite the mods? In fact, kill two birds with one stone, get some female mods.

Feh, we still do need the females and such...and who's gonna invite the mods? In fact, kill two birds with one stone, get some female mods.

Erm, I think there's only one or two of those.

Erm, I think there's only one or two of those.

*shrug* Invite 'em then, and then some of the other mods and females. but those two will be our guests of honor...Well, more honor, you know what I mean.

*shrug* Invite 'em then, and then some of the other mods and females. but those two will be our guests of honor...Well, more honor, you know what I mean.
I know what you mean. You mean honour.
And what's this about all the beer being gone!?

OMFG!!!!!! There is booze! GIve me some good old vodka. :D

:eek: Why's the rum gone!?

Sorry, could'nt resist. Hey, bartender, give me anything made from potatoes.

:eek: Why's the rum gone!?

Sorry, could'nt resist. Hey, bartender, give me anything made from potatoes.

*gives vodka and a basket of curly fries*

:eek: Why's the rum gone!?

Sorry, could'nt resist. Hey, bartender, give me anything made from potatoes.
Hoorah for poteen!
Blinding.

*gives vodka and a basket of curly fries*
Yum yum!
Hoorah for poteen!
Blinding.
Er... Yes?

Yum yum!

Er... Yes?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poteen

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poteen
Ah, thought you had gone completely bananas. Or grapefruit, for that matter...

Damn, I like revolutions.

:-D

You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it's evolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don't you know that you can count me out
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right

You say you got a real solution
Well, you know
We'd all love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well, you know
We're doing what we can
But when you want money
for people with minds that hate
All I can tell is brother you have to wait
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right
Ah

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

You say you'll change the constitution
Well, you know
We all want to change your head
You tell me it's the institution
Well, you know
You better free you mind instead
But if you go carrying pictures of chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right
all right, all right, all right
all right, all right, all right

:-D

Hey! a guest of...honor, more honor maybe, I forget...has arrived! Now it's a party!...Well...More of a party.

Erm, I think there's only one or two of those.
Four, actually: Kat, Siri, Erastide, and Reploid. Then female ex-mods are Steph, Unfree, and Feoras. Not to mention the androgynous [violet].

I think that's the rundown.

Hey! a guest of...honor, more honor maybe, I forget...has arrived! Now it's a party!...Well...More of a party.
... it looks better if you spell it "honour", for some reason. I've been spending too much time on the other side of the pond, for some reason.

... it looks better if you spell it "honour", for some reason. I've been spending too much time on the other side of the pond, for some reason.

Yeah, but then I start pronouncing it like it ryhmes with 'hour'.

Since this is a party in hono(u)r of the mods, I promise them that I won't curse for 17 hours.

Let the rum flow like wine.

Yeah, but then I start pronouncing it like it ryhmes with 'hour'.
... I can't even begin to imagine that ... well, meh.

Since this is a party in hono(u)r of the mods, I promise them that I won't curse for 17 hours.

Let the rum flow like wine.
And let the wine flow like vodka!

And let the wine flow like vodka!
And let the vodka flow like... like something flowy!

That might have been a bit over the top, yeah...

Comrade, post PWNED, over. [/*]

And let the vodka flow like... like something flowy!
Vodka? Where? By the Donkey ride?

*Rides the donkey while drinking vodka*
Yehaaaw!

*laughs*
*brings 10 kegs of fine beer*
*scratches head*
*nods*

And let the vodka flow like... like something flowy!
A river maybe? Or like the rum?

Like a superfluid! Basically zero internal friction!

A river maybe? Or like the rum?
Ooh, that's good! The rum flows like wine which flows like vodka which in turn flows like rum... Is a loop!
*Rides the donkey while drinking vodka*
Just don't fall into MY mudpuddle!

*laughs*
*brings 10 kegs of fine beer*
*scratches head*
*nods*
Beer? eww... Do you have vodka?

A river maybe? Or like the rum?
No, no, it's "And let the vodka flow down my throat"!

It isn't? Oh well, let's try it anyway! Bring me the Водка and the Осел!

No, no, it's "And let the vodka flow down my throat"!

It isn't? Oh well, let's try it anyway! Bring me the Водка and the Осел!
В советской России, мы выпиваем водочку как вода

I prefer Absolut myself. Punny in swedish, you see... Absolut Drunk and such.
http://www.freakingnews.com/entries/3000/3463qVxu_w.jpg
:D

... I can't even begin to imagine that ... well, meh.

Eh, it's just like "on hour" sorta.

Beer? eww... Do you have vodka?
Of course.

*points to big block of ice being used as bar*

Is old Russian proverb: You taste like a fat drunk Russian.

*gets even more drunk*
В советской России, мы выпиваем водочку как вода
:D
In Soviet Russia, road forks you!

I am SICK AND TIRED of all these mods acting like god and telling me and my friends what to do...
It's called 'godmoding' for short

*falls over*
...you're a looney. *nods solemnly*

...you're a looney. *nods solemnly*
*grunts*

Soo hungover.. :(

*pukes in trash can*

Who killed one of the donkeys???

THAT was a DONKEY? :eek:

http://www.mousemultimedia.com/ricardo/absolut/hangover.jpg

THAT was a DONKEY? :eek:

http://www.mousemultimedia.com/ricardo/absolut/hangover.jpg
Yes. Now how am I going to explain this to the people I rented it from?

http://www.hi.is/~kristjaa/Hangover.jpg

It...fell? From, say, the Chrysler Building?

It...fell? From, say, the Chrysler Building?
That would explain why its eyes are missing..

Ew, didn't even see that. Neither did the donkey, apparently.

Ew, didn't even see that. Neither did the donkey, apparently.
:p

*walks in, for no reason whatsoever*

Ooooh. Pin the ban...on the n00b!

*TEXT-ADVENTURE vision ON*

>look

You see a ban pin. There's a dummy with the word "n00b" on it.

>more

You see many members of NS and a bar

>get ban pin

Took ban pin. This pin causes extreme pain(on forum reputation).

>pin dummy with ban

The dummy screams "OMGLOLZ! WHUT DID I DO??????"

>ask bartender for root beer

You ask the bartender if he has any non-alcoholic root beer, stressing the part non-alcoholic

>get ban pin

You take the pin out of the dummy, who begins to say "TEH MODDS ARE LIEK, IDDIOTS"

>pin dummy rapidly

You pin the dummy rapidly as it screams "I GETT BANEDD FO NO RESON!"

>drop ban pin

You put the ban pin on the table.

>look

You see a dummy screaming in 1337, many members of NS, a bar, and a donkey

>stare at donkey

You stare at the pretty unfortunate and bled to death donkey.

>wait for root beer

*gets a bottle of rootbeer*

damn it! why wasn't I told about this party? *sits in corner pouting with bottle of tequila*

*Starts putting up signs saying "Please do not step on the donkey"*

*Starts putting up signs saying "Please do not step on the donkey"**eats signs*

*runs over donkey with wheelchair*


Hey, you never said I couldn't.

*Sigh* Just don't eat the donkey, or Ruffy will be in even bigger trouble. *Starts scribbling "Don't eat the donkey" on the ground*

damn it! why wasn't I told about this party? *sits in corner pouting with bottle of tequila*
*sits next to Maineiacs and eats fried chicken*

*sits next to Maineiacs and eats fried chicken*
In Soviet Russia, chicken eats fried you! Is true!

*Sigh* Just don't eat the donkey, or Ruffy will be in even bigger trouble. *Starts scribbling "Don't eat the donkey" on the ground*
I called the owners, they said they'll just keep my deposit.. bbq the fucker!

In Soviet Russia, chicken eats fried you! Is true!
:eek:

I called the owners, they said they'll just keep my deposit.. bbq the fucker!
*Sigh* Fine, I'll change the text... *Writes "Nothing to see here, move along" instead* I think I'll pass though. I also think the bar is melting.

I called the owners, they said they'll just keep my deposit.. bbq the fucker!


Slice me off a donkey steak. It's been awhile since I've had a good piece of ass.

*Sigh* Fine, I'll change the text... *Writes "Nothing to see here, move along" instead* I think I'll pass though. I also think the bar is melting.
*has new bar built*

*has new bar built*
Built? Wasn't it a block of ice?

:D Slice me off a donkey steak. It's been awhile since I've had a good piece of ass.
:p

Built? Wasn't it a block of ice?
hrm.. hold on.

http://www.socoolevents.com/images/Ice%20Bar%20with%20Luge.JPG

Built :p

Ah. I'd rather call that sculpt though. I know I'm picky, but I'm in that mood right now, so meh.

Ah. I'd rather call that sculpt though. I know I'm picky, but I'm in that mood right now, so meh.
:fluffle: :p :p :p :p :cool:

:fluffle: :p :p :p :p :cool:
Yes, quite.

Can I have a chisel? I want a vodka on the rocks and all the ice we had left went into the bar.

Can I have a chisel? I want a vodka on the rocks and all the ice we had left went into the bar.
*gets a chisel*

*gets a chisel*
Chisel-$10-15
Ice bar-$lots
Combining the two while drunk-priceless

Chisel-$10-15
Ice bar-$lots
Combining the two while drunk-priceless
:p

Chisel-$10-15
Ice bar-$lots
Combining the two while drunk-priceless
Aye, there are very few combinations apart from sharp objects, hard surfaces and drinking that are worth caring about.

damn it! why wasn't I told about this party? *sits in corner pouting with bottle of tequila*
Remember that thing with the donkey, the christmastree, the chainsaw and those 15 bottles of tequila you did at the office party last Christmas? And if you don't remember (and I would completely understand it if you didn't!), does the phrase "Exotic explosive piñata surprise" ring a bell?

Anyway, that might be the reason...

Can I have a chisel? I want a vodka on the rocks and all the ice we had left went into the bar.
*hands over some gravel*





I always wanted to do that.
<.<

I have a question for IL Ruffino: Is it true we have Stewart's Root beer, AND Boylan Cane Cola stored in KEGS??? If so, I will drink them until my stomach has been expanded to the zenith.

Me no likey rootbeer. Lidl has better stuff...

Me no likey rootbeer. Lidl has better stuff...
Try this then:

*Hands Sonaj a bottle of Boylan Cane Cola*

Tastes like coke, but healthier!

Try this then:

*Hands Sonaj a bottle of Boylan Cane Cola*

Tastes like coke, but healthier!
I don't want healthy! I want food! *Loud grumbling noises* Mmm...idnight snack.

*hands over some gravel*


I always wanted to do that.
<.<
Here, have a drink. I like you :)

*Hands Turquoise Days a drink*
*drinks more vodka*

I have a question for IL Ruffino: Is it true we have Stewart's Root beer, AND Boylan Cane Cola stored in KEGS??? If so, I will drink them until my stomach has been expanded to the zenith.
We have everything.

::::PUBLIC QUESTION::::

I wasn't here durring the christmas season. Can someone show me these party threads I keep hearing about?

I don't want healthy! I want food! *Loud grumbling noises* Mmm...idnight snack.


Alright, if you like those corporate poisions by the names of Coke, McDonalds, Spam, and many, many others, BE MY GUEST! *Drinks a refreshing healthy bottle of Boylan Cane Cola*

Aaahhhhhhh, now THIS is food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have everything.

::::PUBLIC QUESTION::::

I wasn't here durring the christmas season. Can someone show me these party threads I keep hearing about?
Yes, I can... ;)

We have everything.

::::PUBLIC QUESTION::::

I wasn't here durring the christmas season. Can someone show me these party threads I keep hearing about?


YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Marches off to the kegs holding Stewart's Root Beer and Boylan Cane Cola*


I have some non-alcholic drinking to do, and if anyone gets in my way, I will do whatever it takes to remove them.

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Marches off to the kegs holding Stewart's Root Beer and Boylan Cane Cola*


I have some non-alcholic drinking to do, and if anyone gets in my way, I will do whatever it takes to remove them.
The problem with heavy non-alcoholic drinkers is that they tend to be hard to distract. *nod*


And Il Ruffino? The thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=460400). My god, it was spammy.

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Marches off to the kegs holding Stewart's Root Beer and Boylan Cane Cola*


I have some non-alcholic drinking to do, and if anyone gets in my way, I will do whatever it takes to remove them.
*Pushes Sonaj in Remote Islands way*



And Ruffy, here's the officeparty (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=460400)-thread - all 172 pages of fun'n'games.
Knock yourself out! ;)

Thank you both :fluffle:

Now I have shit lods of reading to do.. :eek:

The problem with heavy non-alcoholic drinkers is that they tend to be hard to distract. *nod*


And Il Ruffino? The thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=460400). My god, it was spammy.


I really don't care, ya know, that is completely IRREVALANT TO MY LIFE.

*Pushes Sonaj in Remote Islands way*



*Gets out of way*

I really don't care, ya know, that is completely IRREVALANT TO MY LIFE.
*curses*

*Gets out of way*
See? Now THAT's respect!

*curses*


*Ignores, sets down with cheeseburgers, spaghetti, and a few bottles of Stewart's Root beer, and eats*

Aahh, yes, this is heaven.

See? Now THAT's respect!


What do you mean?

Alright, if you like those corporate poisions by the names of Coke, McDonalds, Spam, and many, many others, BE MY GUEST!
I don't like McDonalds, but I am still hungry! I had dinner 7 hours ago, and I'm getting a bit peckish...

Peckish: peck·ish (pĕk'ĭsh) adj. 1) Ill-tempered, irritable 2) Chiefly British. Somewhat hungry.

What do you mean?
I got pushed into your way, and you got out of mine! I'm usually just stepped upon, so it's a great improvement!

I don't like McDonalds, but I am still hungry! I had dinner 7 hours ago, and I'm getting a bit peckish...

Peckish: peck·ish (pĕk'ĭsh) adj. 1) Ill-tempered, irritable 2) Chiefly British. Somewhat hungry.


I didn't know, sorry.

*Gets out of way*
That wasn't "whatever it takes"! :mad:
Not involving explosives or alcohol? What a travety!

*Drowns disappointment with vodka*

I didn't know, sorry.
I didn't mean to be rude, I'm just in a funny muud. See how I made that rhyme?

I got pushed into your way, and you got out of mine! I'm usually just stepped upon, so it's a great improvement!


So that means you are praising me, right?

So that means you are praising me, right?
More or less. *Headbutts the ground* I'm not worthy!

I didn't mean to be rude, I'm just in a funny muud. See how I made that rhyme?


Tht's okay, i'm in a silly mood too, even though i'm watching a show about The Alaskan Pipeline(I multi-task).

Yeah, I'm watching SW ep IV right now :p

More or less. *Headbutts the ground* I'm not worthy!


There, there, it's okay. *Hands Sonaj some of my food*

I used to think I was worthless too, and I STILL do think that.(because it is true. *sniff*)

Yeah, I'm watching SW ep IV right now :p


What's that?

What's that?
Star Wars IV.

EDIT: Now I'm eating as well.

There, there, it's okay. *Hands Sonaj some of my food*

I used to think I was worthless too, and I STILL do think that.(because it is true. *sniff*)
Noooooooooo :(

It ain't true!
Cheer up, and have a drink.

*Hands Remote Islands a drink*

Noooooooooo :(

It ain't true!
Cheer up, and have a drink.

*Hands Remote Islands a drink*


What drink is it?

Star Wars IV.

EDIT: Now I'm eating as well.


Well i'm gonna be eating cheeseburgers soon. What are you having?

What drink is it?
What would you like? I can make some great ones...

That wasn't "whatever it takes"! :mad:
Not involving explosives or alcohol? What a travety!

*Drowns disappointment with vodka*


Explosives, yes. Alcohol, no.

I'm having sandwiches, only thing I've got home... It's close to freezing here, it's 2.30 am and the kebabplace closed 30mins ago so I had to resort to what I have...

What would you like? I can make some great ones...


Even though I was asking Sonaj, I'll just take a Poland Spring, one of the reasons to live in Maine.

Even though I was asking Sonaj, I'll just take a Poland Spring, one of the reasons to live in Maine.
Poland in Maine? :confused:

I'm having sandwiches, only thing I've got home... It's close to freezing here, it's 2.30 am and the kebabplace closed 30mins ago so I had to resort to what I have...
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

HOLY TURKEY, WHERE DO YOU LIVE???????????????????????


It's about 8:30 where I am.

HOLY TURKEY, WHERE DO YOU LIVE???????????????????????
Central Sweden, a couple of hundred meters above sealevel (which makes it frikkin' cold here),

Poland in Maine? :confused:


Poland Spring is a bottled water company in Maine, and I am drinking it as we speak. Yummy water.

Even though I was asking Sonaj, I'll just take a Poland Spring, one of the reasons to live in Maine.
One Poland Spring, straight on the rocks, and one Poland Spring and C-4 mix, coming right up!

*mixing drinks*
*hands Remote Islands drinks*

Enjoy.

:cool:

Central Sweden, a couple of hundred meters above sealevel (which makes it frikkin' cold here),

My gun, how, and why are you staying up?:eek:

I've stayed up to 3:30 AM before.

A couple 100 meters 'bove sea level, eh? Wow. Hey, have you seen the sun at midnite?

One Poland Spring, straight on the rocks, and one Poland Spring and C-4 mix, coming right up!

*mixing drinks*
*hands Remote Islands drinks*

Enjoy.

:cool:


Is this the bottled water, or some alcholic drink?

My gun, how, and why are you staying up?:eek:

I've stayed up to 3:30 AM before.

A couple 100 meters 'bove sea level, eh? Wow. Hey, have you seen the sun at midnite?
Too far south, I'm afraid. And I'm staying up because I have to stay up. I'm not going to sleep, you see, or I won't be able to get to school on time... So I'll go to bed in about 20 hours :D

Hey, is there any bbqed donkey left?

Too far south, I'm afraid. And I'm staying up because I have to stay up. I'm not going to sleep, you see, or I won't be able to get to school on time... So I'll go to bed in about 20 hours :D


Why do you have to stay up?

Bed in 20 HOURS?!?!?!? YOU'RE INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you under 18? Or still in school/college?

Hey, is there any bbqed donkey left?
BBQed donkey?

Really?

Why do you have to stay up?

Bed in 20 HOURS?!?!?!? YOU'RE INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you under 18? Or still in school/college?
17 on tuesday. I just...can't fall asleep, I don't know why, so I do everything I can to tire myself. And I slept 15 hours last night so I'm well rested.

BBQed donkey?

Really?
Yeah, it *cough* fell.

Yeah, it *cough* fell.


BBQed donkey parts you mean?

And what do you mean?

Is this the bottled water, or some alcholic drink?

...

Yes?

17 on tuesday. I just...can't fall asleep, I don't know why, so I do everything I can to tire myself. And I slept 15 hours last night so I'm well rested.


Wow, I wanna be you!

...

Yes?


ALCHOL, OR WATER?

BBQed donkey parts you mean?

And what do you mean?
No the donkey fell..from the...Chrysler Building... so Rufino decided we'd BBQ it.

And what do I mean by what?

Wow, I wanna be you!
You sure about that? Sig'd, btw :D

Hey, is there any bbqed donkey left?
Yes, the ass is still hot...

No the donkey fell..from the...Chrysler Building... so Rufino decided we'd BBQ it.

And what do I mean by what?

Well, the first sentence said it all.

FELL FROM THE CHRYSLER BUILDING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!



Ruffino needs a brain transplant.

Yes, the ass is still hot...
Great, there's nothing worse than chewing on cold ass.

ALCHOL, OR WATER?
Um...

One of each, one with water and one with alcohol and a touch of explosives. ;)

FELL FROM THE CHRYSLER BUILDING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Yeah, well, that's what he told the company that rented 'em... I think. We're not quite sure what happened to it, but we do know it didn't have any eyes this morning/afternoon (morning for me, afternoon for the real world around here).

No the donkey fell..from the...Chrysler Building... so Rufino decided we'd BBQ it.

And what do I mean by what?


You sure about that? Sig'd, btw :D


Tht's an honor to be sig'd!

I'll sig you!

Yeah, well, that's what he told the company that rented 'em... I think. We're not quite sure what happened to it, but we do know it didn't have any eyes this morning/afternoon (morning for me, afternoon for the real world around here).
Some things are better left unsaid...

Ignorance is bliss

Yeah, well, that's what he told the company that rented 'em... I think. We're not quite sure what happened to it, but we do know it didn't have any eyes this morning/afternoon (morning for me, afternoon for the real world around here).

Oh,

Um...

One of each, one with water and one with alcohol and a touch of explosives. ;)


You said you mixed it, right?

I read the first 150 posts and I feel if I read more.. I will get pregnant..

It's weird how it ended new years eve.. *shrugs*

I think I'll get drunk!

*runs over to bar*
*mixes drink*

1 part Absolut
1 part burbon
2 parts Absinthe

*names it "The Mod"*

*chugs*

*names it "The Mod"*
Sounds intriguing... You might be able to sell it to other boards.

I read the first 150 posts and I feel if I read more.. I will get pregnant..

It's weird how it ended new years eve.. *shrugs*

I think I'll get drunk!

*runs over to bar*
*mixes drink*

1 part Absolut
1 part burbon
2 parts Absinthe

*names it "The Mod"*

*chugs*

*Decides to try to find the A&W rootbeer keg rather than requesting some*
Er... where is it?

Sounds intriguing... You might be able to sell it to other boards.
*tries it*

*passout*

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwow.
mmmmmmm

*dies*

Remember that thing with the donkey, the christmastree, the chainsaw and those 15 bottles of tequila you did at the office party last Christmas? And if you don't remember (and I would completely understand it if you didn't!), does the phrase "Exotic explosive piñata surprise" ring a bell?

Anyway, that might be the reason...


Wait, you mean I didn't dream that?

EDIT: And BTW, it was Jack Daniels.

Sounds intriguing... You might be able to sell it to other boards.


Sorry I'm late. Can I have a Guiness?

Sonaj is it okay if you post something witty so I can put it in my sig, 'cause I said I would?

Sorry I'm late. Can I have a Guiness?

Heh, looks like the bartender died. Maybe if I can find it...

*Decides to try to find the A&W rootbeer keg rather than requesting some*
Er... where is it?
*wakes up*
*coughs*
*scratches head*

Ittsss.. oooverrrr theeeereeee.

*passes out before pointing to location*

*tries it*

*passout*

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwow.
mmmmmmm

*dies*


*Calls 911*

They'll be here in a minute. The medics I mean.

Er, okay... But I'm tired (tired, not sleepy though), so you'll have to take it for what it is...

Why would I want apples up my nose!? I like pears!

*Gets A&W rootbeer for self, finds Guiness, brings it to person wanting Guiness*

You said you mixed it, right?
I mixed two seperate drinks, yes. You'll be happy with them, I'm sure. :cool:

I read the first 150 posts and I feel if I read more.. I will get pregnant..

It's weird how it ended new years eve.. *shrugs*
Well now you know how it was. And the pregnancy-thing is right on the money!

But I feel we did a nice job - we kept the party going 'till a week after Christmas Eve, that's not half bad eh?

And for old time's sake:
*Licks*

:D


I think I'll get drunk!

*runs over to bar*
*mixes drink*

1 part Absolut
1 part burbon
2 parts Absinthe

*names it "The Mod"*

*chugs*
Wanna mix me a mod?

Er, okay... But I'm tired (tired, not sleepy though), so you'll have to take it for what it is...

Why would I want apples up my nose!? I like pears!


Just one more thing, say "The rain on the plain, falls mainly in Spain", okay?

I mixed two seperate drinks, yes. You'll be happy with them, I'm sure. :cool:


*Sighs, gives back drink, and goes to get a non-alcholic PS*

Okay...

The rain on the plain, falls mainly in Spain.

The rain on the plain, falls mainly in Spain.


Thanks! SIG'D!!

Okay...

The rain on the plain, falls mainly in Spain.
In Soviet Russia plains fall on rain!

*Sighs, gives back drink, and goes to get a non-alcholic PS*
One of them was non-alcoholic water you know... Oh well.

*Pours water and whiskey on a passed out IL Ruffino*

I mixed two seperate drinks, yes. You'll be happy with them, I'm sure. :cool:


Well now you know how it was. And the pregnancy-thing is right on the money!

But I feel we did a nice job - we kept the party going 'till a week after Christmas Eve, that's not half bad eh?

And for old time's sake:
*Licks*

:D


Wanna mix me a mod?
I am so sad that I wasn't here for the party :(

*mixes a mod for you*

In Soviet Russia plains fall on rain!
One of the (sadly) few good ones I've seen...

I am so sad that I wasn't here for the party :(

*mixes a mod for you*
So are we all, I'm sure...

*Drinks a mod*

:eek:
YEHAAAW! That packs quite a punch!!!

I need help for putting a quote in your signature. I mean, i've tried, but failed, so PLEASE TELL ME HOW!!!!

Just do as you usually do when you quote: [ quote=AAAAA*]BBBBBBB[/quote]

Just do as you usually do when you quote: [ quote=AAAAA*]BBBBBBB[/QUOTE]

No, I mean with the Quote box and the names in bold font and the italic font. How do you get it in your sig?

Well, that's how I did...

No, I mean with the Quote box and the names in bold font and the italic font. How do you get it in your sig?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Namehere]shit here[//QUOTE]

Just remember to keep the = after QUOTE and remove one of the /

>Wake up, me.

You stand up from the sleep known as "Forum Inactivity"

>look

You see a dummy that mutters "omglolfag", many members of NS, IL Ruffino handing you rootbeer, and a donkey being BBQ'ed for the members pleasure.

>get root beer

Took root beer. The drink that doesn't give you a bad hangover.

>say "Thanks!" to Ruffino

You say "Thanks" to Ruffino, who nods his head.
After that, he falls over.

>west

You see more members of NS, and a postwhore booth.

>east

>get ban pins

You take five ban pins, so that one is left.

>west

>throw ban pin at booth

One of the male postwhores start screaming, forming a large discussion rapidly increasing the posts. You whistle like nothing happened and walk east.

>drop ban pins

You put the ban pins down on the table.

>run over to bar

>mix a drink

You mix

1 part Champagne
1 part Whiskey
2 part Tequila

Voila! The "Admin"!

>give admin to another member

You give the "Admin" to another member, who drinks it, pukes before he finally
passes out.

>go to BBQ

You walk over to the BBQ, but fall on the way, pouring "Admin" over some of the donkey meat.

>go to bar

>ask for another root beer

>wait for root beer

>Wake up, me.

You stand up from the sleep known as "Forum Inactivity"

>look

You see a dummy that mutters "omglolfag", many members of NS, IL Ruffino handing you rootbeer, and a donkey being BBQ'ed for the members pleasure.

>get root beer

Took root beer. The drink that doesn't give you a bad hangover.

>say "Thanks!" to Ruffino

You say "Thanks" to Ruffino, who nods his head.
After that, he falls over.

>west

You see more members of NS, and a postwhore booth.

>east

>get ban pins

You take five ban pins, so that one is left.

>west

>throw ban pin at booth

One of the male postwhores start screaming, forming a large discussion rapidly increasing the posts. You whistle like nothing happened and walk east.

>drop ban pins

You put the ban pins down on the table.

>run over to bar

>mix a drink

You mix

1 part Champagne
1 part Whiskey
2 part Tequila

Voila! The "Admin"!

>give admin to another member

You give the "Admin" to another member, who drinks it, pukes before he finally
passes out.

>go to BBQ

You walk over to the BBQ, but fall on the way, pouring "Admin" over some of the donkey meat.

>go to bar

>ask for another root beer

>wait for root beer

What type of root beer? We seem to have a few types...

>Wake up, me.

You stand up from the sleep known as "Forum Inactivity"

>look

You see a dummy that mutters "omglolfag", many members of NS, IL Ruffino handing you rootbeer, and a donkey being BBQ'ed for the members pleasure.

>get root beer

Took root beer. The drink that doesn't give you a bad hangover.

>say "Thanks!" to Ruffino

You say "Thanks" to Ruffino, who nods his head.
After that, he falls over.

>west

You see more members of NS, and a postwhore booth.

>east

>get ban pins

You take five ban pins, so that one is left.

>west

>throw ban pin at booth

One of the male postwhores start screaming, forming a large discussion rapidly increasing the posts. You whistle like nothing happened and walk east.

>drop ban pins

You put the ban pins down on the table.

>run over to bar

>mix a drink

You mix

1 part Champagne
1 part Whiskey
2 part Tequila

Voila! The "Admin"!

>give admin to another member

You give the "Admin" to another member, who drinks it, pukes before he finally
passes out.

>go to BBQ

You walk over to the BBQ, but fall on the way, pouring "Admin" over some of the donkey meat.

>go to bar

>ask for another root beer

>wait for root beer
I love you and your funny ways.

Mod on the rocks, please.

Make it a Frisbeeteria Special. :D

>ask for a non-alcoholic root beer

You ask "Do you have non-alcoholic root beer?"

>look at BBQ

You see a lot of members of NS, staring at the unlucky people passing out after eating donkey meat.

>mix two admins

You mix two "Admin" and pour some "Mod on the Rocks" on top of it

>shout

You shout:

Does anyone want the "Admin"?

>drink admin

You drink some "Admin"

Suddenly, pink donkeys popping up begin to scream "I WANNNE BEE MODD!"

>shake head

You shake your head, and the donkeys goes away.
No more alcohol for me!

>wait for root beer

You wait for the root beer while constantly tapping your feet.

Um, okay. Bye.

>ask for a non-alcoholic root beer

You ask "Do you have non-alcoholic root beer?"

>look at BBQ

You see a lot of members of NS, staring at the unlucky people passing out after eating donkey meat.

>mix two admins

You mix two "Admin" and pour some "Mod on the Rocks" on top of it

>shout

You shout:

Does anyone want the "Admin"?

>drink admin

You drink some "Admin"

Suddenly, pink donkeys popping up begin to scream "I WANNNE BEE MODD!"

>shake head

You shake your head, and the donkeys goes away.
No more alcohol for me!

>wait for root beer

You wait for the root beer while constantly tapping your feet.


?:confused:

OCR']?:confused:
>explain

It's just text-adventure vision.

Now, where's my root beer?

Hey Sonaj, now I have you offically SIG'D!!!!