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Stewie Griffin takes a dump on Bill O'Reilly

The Nazz
26-05-2006, 06:37
Oh, what I would give for video of this moment (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12971702/) on Keith Olbermann's show Wednesday night. Alas, all I have is the transcript. It was during the Worst Person in the World segment:

The bronze shared Larry and Ashley Gargas (ph) of Hillsborough, Alabama.

Police said they shoplifted a king-size marital aid from a local boutique. Apparently they liked it because they—three weeks later they went back to the same store where the clerk recognized them. The king-sized marital aid was recovered, but according to police spokesman Chris Matthews, seriously, Chris Matthews, quote, “Basically the store manager declined taking it back.” Hah!

Runner-up, David McCann who had spent the last two years as a phys-ed teacher in the Orlando school system, evidentially he was very qualified. Police say two officers found him shouting at passersby that he was Luke Skywalker. When he wouldn‘t leave the area, they unsuccessfully tried to handcuff him. A baton, then a stun gun didn‘t stop him either. The police report reads, “Mr. McCann continued to attack with superhuman strength. It took four officers finally to bring him down with kryptonite.

But our winner—his investigation of an 18-year-old Kentucky girl getting $4,000 in tuition assistance for having won an ACLU essay contest, that Shannon Baldin was quote, “Getting a scholarship for refusing to stand for the pledge of allegiance. Very nice.” In fact, as Shannon‘s father, the Air Force veteran, tells the “Louisville Currier Journal” she stands for the pledge.” Bill, a swing and a miss. Oh, Stewie.

STEWIE GRIFFIN, “FAMILY GUY” BABY: Bill O‘Reilly, today‘s “Worst Person in the World.” Oh, wait, Bill hold still. Allow to soil myself on you. Victory is mine!Seriously, if you TIVO the show or something and can get this bit on YouTube, I will be your bitch for a looooooooong time.
Straughn
26-05-2006, 07:02
Well i can't indulge you too much. But this part's worth it ...

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b132/foxy69/family-guy-breastfeeding.jpg

Perhaps i'm a "casual acquaintance" now? ;)
W/benefits?
The Nazz
26-05-2006, 07:07
Well i can't indulge you too much. But this part's worth it ...

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b132/foxy69/family-guy-breastfeeding.jpg

Perhaps i'm a "casual acquaintance" now? ;)
W/benefits?
That's one of my two favorite scenes. The other is when Peter puts himself in the plastic bubble, then farts and passes out while Brian and Lois are talking at the kitchen table.
Straughn
26-05-2006, 07:11
That's one of my two favorite scenes. The other is when Peter puts himself in the plastic bubble, then farts and passes out while Brian and Lois are talking at the kitchen table.
My absolute favourite is the toad-licking episode.
The safety word is "banana".
:D

My wife's favourite is one of the pope quotes ... something about smiting, and he's a-cookin' uppa something.

I also like Loretta's mask on Brian.

Well, there's too many.
Zilam
26-05-2006, 07:17
Oh, what I would give for video of this moment (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12971702/) on Keith Olbermann's show Wednesday night. Alas, all I have is the transcript. It was during the Worst Person in the World segment:

Seriously, if you TIVO the show or something and can get this bit on YouTube, I will be your bitch for a looooooooong time.


Does being my bitch include sucky sucky? Cuz if so, I will find that episode :D
The Nazz
26-05-2006, 07:20
Does being my bitch include sucky sucky? Cuz if so, I will find that episode :D
You got it, sweetcheeks. ;)
Straughn
26-05-2006, 07:32
Does being my bitch include sucky sucky? Cuz if so, I will find that episode :D
Hey! Get in line!

*The Nazz conga!*
http://www.jcnot4me.com/images/Bush-BJ.jpg
Zilam
26-05-2006, 07:39
Hey! Get in line!

*The Nazz conga!*
http://www.jcnot4me.com/images/Bush-BJ.jpg


Is that karl hitting it from behind? :D

And i have tried every search possible to find the dang show...:(
Straughn
26-05-2006, 07:40
Is that karl hitting it from behind? :D

And i have tried every search possible to find the dang show...:(
No, that'd be me. :D

Oh, in "reality"? Some fundie campaign financier.
Zilam
26-05-2006, 07:42
No, that'd be me. :D

Oh, in "reality"? Some fundie campaign financier.


ooo ok
Straughn
26-05-2006, 07:44
ooo ok
j/k 'in ya.

It was a Bush admin allegory to The Nazz conga i mentioned earlier.
Demented Hamsters
26-05-2006, 08:51
My wife's favourite is one of the pope quotes ... something about smiting, and he's a-cookin' uppa something.
I can't understand why he's talking with an Italian accent - He's Polish!

Favourite bit right now, would be the:
"I never recited the pledge of allegiance while giving a reach-around to a spider monkey."
"Oh, this is ridiculous!"
That, and:
"So, Mr. Griffin. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?"
(thinking)"Don't say doing his wife, Don't say doing his wife....(out loud, after looking at a picture of his family)...Ah...Doing your...ah...son?"

Amazed that got past the censors.
R0cka
26-05-2006, 13:34
Did you see the gay marriage episode of family guy?


It was really strange.

Quahog legalized gay marriage and brians gay cousin marries his lover at the end.

But Brians' cousin is a dog and his lover is a man.

It was an odd episode, that seems to endorse gay marriage, so why would they choose a man and dog couple, rather than 2 humans?
Francis Street
26-05-2006, 13:48
Oh, what I would give for video of this moment (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12971702/) on Keith Olbermann's show Wednesday night. Alas, all I have is the transcript. It was during the Worst Person in the World segment:

Seriously, if you TIVO the show or something and can get this bit on YouTube, I will be your bitch for a looooooooong time.
Wow, did some guy actually shit on a TV host?
The Nazz
26-05-2006, 14:19
Wow, did some guy actually shit on a TV host?
Stewie's a cartoon character, and I doubt they actually animated him pinching a loaf, but I'd still like to see it for myself.
Kellarly
26-05-2006, 14:31
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/4741/7404134l3sm.jpg
Straughn
27-05-2006, 03:31
Stewie's a cartoon character, and I doubt they actually animated him pinching a loaf, but I'd still like to see it for myself.
No, it was all audio.
Sal y Limon
27-05-2006, 06:20
How much of a loser is Keith Olberman? All he does is take personal shots at Bill O'reilly. Is it because he draws about 2 million more viewers than you, Keith. You are sad.

They both suck, but Olberman is pathetic.
Straughn
27-05-2006, 06:23
All he does is take personal shots at Bill O'reilly.
How charming a post from someone who posts one specific thing of the exact same, albeit hypocritical, nature IN THEIR OWN SIG.
Way to pwn yourself. Keep up the good tidings.
The Nazz
27-05-2006, 07:05
How much of a loser is Keith Olberman? All he does is take personal shots at Bill O'reilly. Is it because he draws about 2 million more viewers than you, Keith. You are sad.

They both suck, but Olberman is pathetic.
Well, Olbermann is gaining while O'Reilly is shedding viewers (http://www.newshounds.us/2006/05/10/oreilly_lying_about_his_ratings.php).
New Burmesia
27-05-2006, 10:33
Did you see the gay marriage episode of family guy?


It was really strange.

Quahog legalized gay marriage and brians gay cousin marries his lover at the end.

But Brians' cousin is a dog and his lover is a man.

It was an odd episode, that seems to endorse gay marriage, so why would they choose a man and dog couple, rather than 2 humans?

Why does that endorse Gay Marriage?

Best episode? Emission Impossible/To Live and Die in Dixie.