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The lovely and talented Ann Coulter...NOT!

Gymoor Prime
26-05-2006, 00:30
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alex-koppelman/ann-coulter-finds-and-li_b_21236.html

Last week, in a column that implicitly called for a former Taliban spokesman now enrolled at Yale to be "beaten more senseless than he already is," conservative columnist Ann Coulter asked, "Where are the skinheads when you need them?"

In other words, let's fight terrorism with terrorism, even if said "terrorist" has removed himself from his former stance.
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 00:30
I find her funny. :)
Skinny87
26-05-2006, 00:32
I find her funny. :)

Oh yeah. Real laugh a minute gal is our Ann...
Wilgrove
26-05-2006, 00:33
and she is lovely. I mean look at her!

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/3239.jpg
Straughn
26-05-2006, 00:33
Where are the skinheads when you need them?
How can "she" possibly forget them sucking "her" d*ck?
Contemplatina
26-05-2006, 00:34
I find her funny. :)
I wish I could share your lighthearted view of politics. I take people like her and Hannity way too seriously.
Straughn
26-05-2006, 00:36
and she is lovely. I mean look at her!

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/3239.jpg
That is so doc'd. They airbrushed out her scales and slimetrail.

http://www.cpl.net/~carville/ann_coulter-lingerie.jpg
Teh_pantless_hero
26-05-2006, 00:36
and she is lovely. I mean look at her!

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/3239.jpg
She's a man, baby.
Skinny87
26-05-2006, 00:36
and she is lovely. I mean look at her!

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/3239.jpg

...


...And that's going to replace the clown in my nightmares...
Wilgrove
26-05-2006, 00:38
She's a man, baby.

No no, you're thinking of Hillary.
Xenophobialand
26-05-2006, 00:38
She's a man, baby.

She's not a man. I'd recognize a relative of Skeletor anywhere.

I have the power!
Straughn
26-05-2006, 00:39
...


...And that's going to replace the clown in my nightmares...
Yeah, where is LG these days?
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 00:39
She's a man, baby.
Rubbish. Everyone says that. I've watched her on TV. She is not hot, but she is not ugly either. Nor is she manly.
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 00:40
I wish I could share your lighthearted view of politics. I take people like her and Hannity way too seriously.
Remember that she is also taking a light-hearted view. The woman is no idiot; but she likes getting a reaction out of people. I don't blame her.
Contemplatina
26-05-2006, 00:40
Rubbish. Everyone says that. I've watched her on TV. She is not hot, but she is not ugly either. Nor is she manly.
On TV they brought out her not-a-man stunt double.
Straughn
26-05-2006, 00:41
No no, you're thinking of Hillary.
No, YOU'RE thinking of Hillary. A Hillary and Ann sandwich.
*drools*

Seriously though, just 'cuz Hillary dons a strapon and f*cks the sh*t out of squeamish, wimpy misogynist conservatives doesn't mean she NECESSARILY has to be a man. It's no great accomplishment. Even "Savage" Weiner does the same thing. Secretly, a lot of conservatives seem to want that kind of action. *nods*
Skinny87
26-05-2006, 00:42
Remember that she is also taking a light-hearted view. The woman is no idiot; but she likes getting a reaction out of people. I don't blame her.

So calling for the death of someone is a light-hearted reaction, then? Does this apply to all such remarks by politicians and pundits, or just Ms Coulter?
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 00:44
On TV they brought out her not-a-man stunt double.
Yeah, sure...
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 00:45
So calling for the death of someone is a light-hearted reaction, then? Does this apply to all such remarks by politicians and pundits, or just Ms Coulter?
Given the history of her remarks, I'd say her. She may mean what she says in some cases, but I think she turns up the intensity to get more of a reaction.
Kecibukia
26-05-2006, 00:46
To play devil's advocate here:

Coulter is supporting/being supported by those who claim:

"that the average person living in sub-Saharan Africa is mentally retarded"


I recall similar comments/"proof" being made about "red-states".



Both sides are amusing in a long, slow, root-canal kind of way.
Dobbsworld
26-05-2006, 00:47
Colour me unsurprised, unimpressed and eternally thankful that she doesn't live in my country.
Skinny87
26-05-2006, 00:51
Given the history of her remarks, I'd say her. She may mean what she says in some cases, but I think she turns up the intensity to get more of a reaction.

Ahhh, I see. So calling for the death of someone is just lighthearted, is it? Why does she get off so lightly?
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 00:53
Ahhh, I see. So calling for the death of someone is just lighthearted, is it? Why does she get off so lightly?
She doesn't; people hate her for the stuff she says. I just find the whole situation amusing.
The Black Forrest
26-05-2006, 00:55
Best thing you can do is to not even bring her up. She craves the attention....
Teh_pantless_hero
26-05-2006, 00:58
Rubbish. Everyone says that. I've watched her on TV. She is not hot, but she is not ugly either. Nor is she manly.
Don't make me frighten you.
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 00:59
Don't make me frighten you.
I don't frighten.
Dobbsworld
26-05-2006, 00:59
She doesn't; people hate her for the stuff she says. I just find the whole situation amusing.
So then, supposing the individual in question attending Yale IS targeted & injured (or worse) as a result of her braying - how amusing would that be for you?
The Black Forrest
26-05-2006, 01:00
She doesn't; people hate her for the stuff she says. I just find the whole situation amusing.

Actually, she is ugly. What's inside takes away from what's outside. People can argue looks but when she starts talking she turns ugly really fast.
Skinny87
26-05-2006, 01:03
So then, supposing the individual in question attending Yale IS targeted & injured (or worse) as a result of her braying - how amusing would that be for you?

A lighthearted amusing romp, I'm sure.
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 01:05
So then, supposing the individual in question attending Yale IS targeted & injured (or worse) as a result of her braying - how amusing would that be for you?
If idiots choose to follow her words, then it's their own stupidity. Doesn't stop me from finding her funny.
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 01:06
Actually, she is ugly. What's inside takes away from what's outside. People can argue looks but when she starts talking she turns ugly really fast.
Well I meant in terms of looks; she has a heart made of stone though, so I suppose you'd be right on the inside bit.
Skinny87
26-05-2006, 01:09
If idiots choose to follow her words, then it's their own stupidity. Doesn't stop me from finding her funny.

Why exactly is calling for someone's death funny?
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 01:10
Why exactly is calling for someone's death funny?
When did I say it was anyway? I just said I don't take her seriously. Until she expresses actual political opinions, she is just a high paid comedian as far as I am concerned.
Teh_pantless_hero
26-05-2006, 01:12
I don't frighten.
Even when your cross-dresser radar malfunctions?
Dobbsworld
26-05-2006, 01:14
When did I say it was anyway? I just said I don't take her seriously. Until she expresses actual political opinions, she is just a high paid comedian as far as I am concerned.
And you're wrong, but you know that - and anyway, why let piddling little details get in the way when there's muck to rack and posters to get riled, eh?

I'm bored already. Meh.
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 01:14
Even when your cross-dresser radar malfunctions?
-_-
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 01:19
And you're wrong, but you know that - and anyway, why let piddling little details get in the way when there's muck to rack and posters to get riled, eh?
I'm just surprised that the smallest thing she says gets people all up in arms. We don't have pundits like her over in Europe. And even if we did, we wouldn't take them seriously.

I'm bored already. Meh.
Tant pis pour toi.
Dobbsworld
26-05-2006, 01:29
I'm just surprised that the smallest thing she says gets people all up in arms. We don't have pundits like her over in Europe. And even if we did, we wouldn't take them seriously.
Did you have any like her back in South Africa?
Ice Hockey Players
26-05-2006, 01:29
Well, at least the guys in this thread aren't constantly just saying, "Huh huh...Ann Coulter's hot...who cares if she's a psychotic bimbo..." I don't care for her appearance myself...stick figures who look like Ally McBeal don't do anything for me. Chuck in her unabashed hatred for liberals...oh yeah, and I myself am a liberal...and yeah, I'll pass.
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 01:32
Did you have any like her back in South Africa?
Definitely not (unless you find Whitney Mandela to be similar). Politics there is pretty much dry, and can be summarised as focusing on who the most corrupt politician of the month is.
Luporum
26-05-2006, 01:42
I'm just surprised that the smallest thing she says gets people all up in arms. We don't have pundits like her over in Europe. And even if we did, we wouldn't take them seriously.

Let me remind you these people are entertainers and not politcal scientists. I'd be amazed if she could name the three branches of American Government.
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 01:44
Let me remind you these people are entertainers and not politcal scientists. I'd be amazed if she could name the three branches of American Government.
That is my point. I don't see her as a serious politician. I am sure she is clued up about stuff, given her education, but she certainly doesn't act it. She is but a glorified entertainer.
Similization
26-05-2006, 01:46
It's sort of amusing to me, as I know quite a few Skinheads who'd love to curb that sick bitch.
Gauthier
26-05-2006, 01:59
It's sort of amusing to me, as I know quite a few Skinheads who'd love to curb that sick bitch.

Advocating Islamicide and generalizing all skinheads as Neo-Nazi boneheads. Ann really goes for a two-fer no?

Your skin friends shouldn't bother though. Curbing Ann Coulter is like curbing Jaws (http://www.007bond.de/personal/hench/images/jaws.jpg): She'll just be crunching on the concrete like it was shredded wheat, and then she'll smell the "liberal" (ie open and tolerant) views on them and go for the kill.

:D
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 02:01
Advocating Islamicide and generalizing all skinheads as Neo-Nazi boneheads. Ann really goes for a two-fer no?

Your skin friends shouldn't bother though. Curbing Ann Coulter is like curbing Jaws (http://www.007bond.de/personal/hench/images/jaws.jpg): She'll just be crunching on the concrete like it was shredded wheat, and then she'll smell the "liberal" (ie open and tolerant) views on them and go for the kill.

:D
Pretty apt description. :p She is one nasty lady.
Luporum
26-05-2006, 02:02
Pretty apt description. :p She is one nasty Con shark.

Fixed
Dude111
26-05-2006, 02:03
Well, lovely maybe.
I for one would not pass up the chance to put my dick in her mouth and tell her that's what her opinions taste like...to my brain.
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 02:04
Well, lovely maybe.
I for one would not pass up the chance to put my dick in her mouth and tell her that's what her opinions taste like...to my brain.
:rolleyes: ...

The heterosexual male solution to everything...

(she might just bite it off and devour you whole though ;))
Gauthier
26-05-2006, 02:07
Well, lovely maybe.
I for one would not pass up the chance to put my dick in her mouth and tell her that's what her opinions taste like...to my brain.

Just like playing Russian Roulette with an automatic, you shouldn't be playing African Roulette with Ann Coulter :p
Luporum
26-05-2006, 02:07
Well, lovely maybe.
I for one would not pass up the chance to put my dick in her mouth and tell her that's what her opinions taste like...to my brain.

She'd probably seperate from you with her bare hands for contemplating supporting any liberal ideas. After which she'd beat you to death with it.

I've seen her do it.
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 02:08
She'd probably seperate from you with her bare hands for contemplating supporting any liberal ideas. After which she'd beat you to death with it.

I've seen her do it.
Fragile Ann Coulter is most certainly not.
Dude111
26-05-2006, 02:08
:rolleyes: ...

The heterosexual male solution to everything...

(she might just bite it off and devour you whole though ;))
damn, how'd you guess?;)
Dude111
26-05-2006, 02:11
She'd probably seperate from you with her bare hands for contemplating supporting any liberal ideas. After which she'd beat you to death with it.

I've seen her do it.
Nah, she'd be too busy having an organism in her conservative little hoochy to do anything like that.
Just like playing Russian Roulette with an automatic, you shouldn't be playing African Roulette with Ann Coulter
Uh...sorry, but the moral of this statement is lost on me...
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 02:12
Nah, she'd be too busy having an organism in her conservative little hoochy to do anything like that.
You assume she is human...first mistake.
Luporum
26-05-2006, 02:12
Fragile Ann Coulter is most certainly not.

I'm almost positive she's a dragon. The fangs, scales, reptilian tail, fiery breath, etc, etc.
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 02:13
I'm almost positive she's a dragon. The fangs, scales, reptilian tail, fiery breath, etc, etc.
The eyes too...ever noticed how slightly serpentine they are?
Luporum
26-05-2006, 02:14
The eyes too...ever noticed how slightly serpentine they are?

I would kill for photoshop right about now. *evil grin*
DesignatedMarksman
26-05-2006, 02:24
I think she's hot.

ETA: And really bright.
Rubina
26-05-2006, 03:16
Nah, she'd be too busy having an organism in her conservative little hoochy to do anything like that.

Uh...sorry, but the moral of this statement is lost on me...They make antibiotics and antifungals to take care of that kind of thing these days.

Mann Coulter is lower than pond scum and proves so every time "she" opens hir gob.
Gauthier
26-05-2006, 04:27
Uh...sorry, but the moral of this statement is lost on me...

The African Roulette Joke. (http://www.humorsphere.com/j/336.html)

But of course, we all know how many people win playing Russian Roulette with an automatic. The same thing applies for playing African Roulette with just Ann Coulter. :D
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 04:29
The African Roulette Joke. (http://www.humorsphere.com/j/336.html)

But of course, we all know how many people win playing Russian Roulette with an automatic. The same thing applies for playing African Roulette with just Ann Coulter. :D
That's quite funny :p The thing is, there's no if about her being a cannibal...she is one.
Straughn
26-05-2006, 04:36
I don't frighten.
Have you read my sigs?
So how close is THAT to a good reason for being frightened? ;)
Straughn
26-05-2006, 04:36
Actually, she is ugly. What's inside takes away from what's outside. People can argue looks but when she starts talking she turns ugly really fast.
Well said.
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 04:41
Have you read my sigs?
So how close is THAT to a good reason for being frightened? ;)
Close, but not quite there yet...I've become colder over time. :)
Straughn
26-05-2006, 04:43
Well, lovely maybe.
I for one would not pass up the chance to put my dick in her mouth and tell her that's what her opinions taste like...to my brain.
:eek:
One word - chomp.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11026482&postcount=46
:eek:
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/612.gif
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 04:49
:eek:
One word - chomp.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11026482&postcount=46
:eek:
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/612.gif
One thing's for sure, there wouldn't be any pieces of him left to pick up once she's done...she's definitely not one to go down easy.
Straughn
26-05-2006, 04:57
Close, but not quite there yet...I've become colder over time. :)
Probably safer that way. Especially on this kind of forum!
Straughn
26-05-2006, 04:59
One thing's for sure, there wouldn't be any pieces of him left to pick up once she's done...she's definitely not one to go down easy.
Damn right!
Thing is ... it never seems to go to "her" hips ... more circumstantial evidence to support her male status.
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 05:02
Damn right!
Thing is ... it never seems to go to "her" hips ... more circumstantial evidence to support her male status.
With acid for blood, you wouldn't expect it to go to her hips anyway, now would you? :)
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 05:04
Probably safer that way. Especially on this kind of forum!
Not safer for my own victims though...
Gauthier
26-05-2006, 05:05
With acid for blood, you wouldn't expect it to go to her hips anyway, now would you? :)

And Sigourney Weaver is sick of all those phone calls she gets when Ann Coulter opens her jaws again too.
Straughn
26-05-2006, 05:08
With acid for blood, you wouldn't expect it to go to her hips anyway, now would you? :)
Hahahaha!
*FLORT*
You are so right. I'm prwned.
Straughn
26-05-2006, 05:09
Not safer for my own victims though...
Ah well, the good ol' hormetic principle, i guess. :)
Straughn
26-05-2006, 05:11
And Sigourney Weaver is sick of all those phone calls she gets when Ann Coulter opens her jaws again too.
How's that quote again?
Ripley: Who do I have to f*ck to get off this mailing list?
Gauthier
26-05-2006, 05:17
How's that quote again?

*Dead*

:D
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 05:18
Ah well, the good ol' hormetic principle, i guess. :)
Indeed. Well, I've had my fair share of casualties today...so I guess it's time to call it a night. :)
Straughn
26-05-2006, 05:20
*Dead*

:D
Hey Gauth, didja catch this one ...

When I think about the truth, I touch myself.

Another sigkeeper.
Straughn
26-05-2006, 05:21
Indeed. Well, I've had my fair share of casualties today...so I guess it's time to call it a night. :)
Scuttling off, and dragging carcasses behind, you say?
;)
Europa Maxima
26-05-2006, 05:22
Scuttling off, and dragging carcasses behind, you say?
;)
I'll leave those for you to devour. S'amuse bien et bon appetit. ;)
Straughn
26-05-2006, 05:34
I'll leave those for you to devour. S'amuse bien et bon appetit. ;)
Buena, buena. :)

*dips fangs*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/2.gif
Gauthier
26-05-2006, 05:48
Hey Gauth, didja catch this one ...



Another sigkeeper.

Brilliant.
Straughn
26-05-2006, 05:51
Brilliant.
That he is.
After that correspondant's dinner, and the sh*t the Dixie Chicks put up with, i'm surprised i don't see a target etched into his forehead.
Gotta luv 'im.
Schwarzchild
26-05-2006, 06:50
Ann Coulter is a non-entity. A waste of genetic material. Unfunny and deserving of my deepest and richest contempt. As a rule there are only TWO PEOPLE I really hate.

Andrew Sullivan and Ann Coulter.

Do not get me started Little Roy (for my gay colleagues out there, I am referring to the undisputed King of the gay self-loathers, Roy Cohn...who thanks to being hoist by his own petard is dead from AIDS) whom I despise with a loathing that frightens me.
New Callixtina
26-05-2006, 08:48
Remember that she is also taking a light-hearted view. The woman is no idiot; but she likes getting a reaction out of people. I don't blame her.

:rolleyes: There is absolutely nothing "light hearted" about anything this hate monger says. Her vitriolic speech is not only ridiculously STUPID, it is racist, elitist, and downright embarrasing.

Who listens to this retarded cave woman anyway? Shes on par with Pat Robertson at this point.
Gauthier
26-05-2006, 09:20
Who listens to this retarded cave woman anyway? Shes on par with Pat Robertson at this point.

If you look at this map (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_of_Canada), you can see the demographics who listens to Ann Coulter and Pat Robertson.

:D
Straughn
26-05-2006, 09:23
If you look at this map (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_of_Canada), you can see the demographics who listens to Ann Coulter and Pat Robertson.

:D
Hahaha, you rock. :D
BogMarsh
26-05-2006, 09:42
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alex-koppelman/ann-coulter-finds-and-li_b_21236.html



In other words, let's fight terrorism with terrorism, even if said "terrorist" has removed himself from his former stance.

Fighting fire with fire.
Sounds GOOOOOOOOOOOOD to me! XD :D

Minor sidenote: while Ann is quite attractive, I still think she is a fruitbat.
Similization
26-05-2006, 09:50
Fighting fire with fire.
Sounds GOOOOOOOOOOOOD to me! XD :DSo.. Where do you live then? - I just want to know where to send one of the mailbombs I'm creating to combat terrorism.

Waait! Tell me where you work instead. If it's about fighting terror with terror, I'm guessing it'll be more efficient if I get a couple of innocent bystanders in the process, right?
BogMarsh
26-05-2006, 09:51
So.. Where do you live then? - I just want to know where to send one of the mailbombs I'm creating to combat terrorism.

Waait! Tell me where you work instead. If it's about fighting terror with terror, I'm guessing it'll be more efficient if I get a couple of innocent bystanders in the process, right?

It gets more effective if you systematically target ANY opponent of our World Order.
The one in which the Yanks call the shots, that is.

Do you care for the wellbeing of skinheads?
I think they are expendable.
Anglachel and Anguirel
26-05-2006, 09:58
Expendable implies that it is hypothetically possible that there might be some worth to keeping them around...

Originally Posted by Stephen Colbert
When I think about the truth, I touch myself.
That's pure genius right there.
Gauthier
26-05-2006, 10:06
Expendable implies that it is hypothetically possible that there might be some worth to keeping them around...

Keep in mind that America's perspective on many things, especially the world, football/soccer and skinheads are rather narrow to the point of being inbred.

There's a lot out there and only in America are most of them Neo-Nazis. The rest tend to be working-class stiffs sticking up for most everyone.
New Callixtina
26-05-2006, 10:08
If you look at this map (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_of_Canada), you can see the demographics who listens to Ann Coulter and Pat Robertson.

:D

Hmmm... I'd like to give those progressive Southerners a little more credit than that, but.... Nah.

If you look at this map:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:2004_US_elections_purple_counties.png

you will see how truly F**ked up our country is. "Uniter, Not a Divider" indeed...:rolleyes:
Similization
26-05-2006, 10:10
Do you care for the wellbeing of skinheads?
I think they are expendable.Good thing you're in no position to make that call then. Otherwise you really would be a terrorist & I really would have to bomb you & your expendable co-workers & family - like Ann & you wants.
BogMarsh
26-05-2006, 12:55
Good thing you're in no position to make that call then. Otherwise you really would be a terrorist & I really would have to bomb you & your expendable co-workers & family - like Ann & you wants.

Sorry, old chap.
'bout 30 years of service in the armed forces.

One of those things that makes Terrorism Terrorism is the fact that it challenges the Monopoly of the State to use Armed Force exclusively.
Kosirgistan
26-05-2006, 13:03
Pretty apt description. :p She is one nasty lady.

Yeah you're right - although she is one skinny dude!
Similization
26-05-2006, 13:05
Sorry, old chap.
'bout 30 years of service in the armed forces.

One of those things that makes Terrorism Terrorism is the fact that it challenges the Monopoly of the State to use Armed Force exclusively.Cognitive dissonance galore, eh?

You should go back & re-read your posts.
BogMarsh
26-05-2006, 13:07
Cognitive dissonance galore, eh?

You should go back & re-read your posts.


What's your point?
If 100 skinnies slag off 100 fundies, and later on some other fundies slag off 100 skinnies, we're 200-0 ahead.

Troublesome tools to be used and expended.
R0cka
26-05-2006, 13:18
The lovely and talented Ann Coulter...NOT!


Not?

Did we suddenly get whisked back to 1992?
The Gay Street Militia
27-05-2006, 01:57
In other words, let's fight terrorism with terrorism, even if said "terrorist" has removed himself from his former stance.

that... woman... (and I use the term loosely) ought to be eaten alive by badgers. She's so SHRILL!! An irrational HACK who blames *everything* on the all-encompassing 'power' of the evil liberals... who ironically seem to weild very little real power... and seems to think that the ultra right-wingers can do no wrong (and yet do so much wrong, with such extraordinary talent and zeal)... badgers... goddamned... badgers!! Auuugghh I loathe listening to her.