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Well, I tried to start this thread when the servers were acting up.
Imagine Lunatic Goofballs dies in a horrible, yet fascinatingly humourous accident but comes back as one of the living dead.
How could we defeat him?

Vote, unless you can think of other ways to stop him.

Well, he would presumably feed on a combination of blood and mud, so we'd need to get him to go through an automatic car wash somehow to clean him off, at which point he'd drop dead.

impossible. We would all have to bow down to our new ruler. Or maybe he'd just kill us all...

Get rid of all the mud.

impossible. We would all have to bow down to our new ruler. Or maybe he'd just kill us all...
Throwing soap and water at him will kill the dead goof.

lawn darts and a shovel! worked on ruff.....oh wait goofballs is supposed to be already dead

let me think then....

Try to drown him in a mud pool? Why? To make him stronger?

i say lock goofballs in a small room with zombie carrottop, he'll wish he stayed dead

How about... Getting a priest to bless a hose? That way the water would be holywater!

i say lock goofballs in a small room with zombie carrottop, he'll wish he stayed dead

Add a zombie Paulie Shore and maybe he'll suffer more.

How about... Getting a priest to bless a hose? That way the water would be holywater!


what if a priest blessed my pee, then i pulled an r. kelly on the zombie.

holy piss!

Add a zombie Paulie Shore and maybe he'll suffer more.


top it off with a zombie seinfeld, and gilbert godfried........

impossible. We would all have to bow down to our new ruler. Or maybe he'd just kill us all...

I for one will welcome our mud-caked overlord.

I for one will welcome our mud-caked overlord.

He would have to provide us all with free tacos to get my support.

But he's zombified and more interested in killing us all so...

Reanimate the corpse of Judy Garland and have her land a tornado blown house on him, steal his shoes then throw mop water on him.

The main drawback with this is getting rid of the reanimated corpse of Judy Garland.

Reanimate the corpse of Judy Garland and have her land a tornado blown house on him, steal his shoes then throw mop water on him.

The main drawback with this is getting rid of the reanimated corpse of Judy Garland.


judy garland was the best at piloting tornado blown homes.....

He would have to provide us all with free tacos to get my support.

But he's zombified and more interested in killing us all so...


i say we turn goofballs into a zombie taco, then eat him ourselves

solves that issue

judy garland was the best at piloting tornado blown homes.....
She should be put in charge of FEMA then!

The main drawback with this is getting rid of the reanimated corpse of Judy Garland.
A terrifying thought.

What if we don't want to get rid of him? What harm could he cause? Everyone would just end up a bit muddier than usual.

She should be put in charge of FEMA then!


lol now thats a sight, judy garland: FEMA president

Reanimate the corpse of Judy Garland and have her land a tornado blown house on him, steal his shoes then throw mop water on him.

The main drawback with this is getting rid of the reanimated corpse of Judy Garland.
Give her pills?

Give her pills?


no pills only enrage the zombies

no pills only enrage the zombies
Then.. um.. hot coco?

Then.. um.. hot coco?


what about crack? wait of course give the zombies some crack!

Cast Lif3

what about crack? wait of course give the zombies some crack!
No!

*hides crack rocks*

No!

*hides crack rocks*


*informs zombies that ruff has crack rocks*

just sealed your own fate my friend.

*informs zombies that ruff has crack rocks*

just sealed your own fate my friend.
*laughs*

I am a zombie! A mumps zombie!

Mwahahahaha!

*laughs*

I am a zombie! A mumps zombie!

Mwahahahaha!



*kicks ruff in nuts*

*kicks ruff in nuts*
*blows crack smoke in your face*

a shot to the groin... that's what I would do, after all, it never affected him in life, but now... just maybe.... who knows...

Cast Lif3

that should stop him quite nicely, unless he has +9999 hit pionts, he is a goofball , so who knows?

or try a phoenix down

he was never REALLY dead, so i dont think it would work

or try a phoenix down
Or not.

he was never REALLY dead, so i dont think it would work
God damn you're right :eek:

Or not.

*uses phoenix down on ruff*

good your back to normal

*kicks ruff in the nuts with steel tipped boot*

thats for trying to give me crack!

*uses phoenix down on ruff*

good your back to normal

*kicks ruff in the nuts with steel tipped boot*

thats for trying to give me crack!
*cries*

*dry heaves*

*cries*

*dry heaves*


have a beer, you'll be alright

*hands ruff a yuengling*

Goodnight folks...

this gives me an idea for a thread....

lol now thats a sight, judy garland: FEMA president

Not JUST Judy Garland, the reanimated corpse of Judy Garland


http://www.rocler.qc.ca/horreurvideo/a/document/ret.jpg

Not JUST Judy Garland, the reanimated corpse of Judy Garland


http://www.rocler.qc.ca/horreurvideo/a/document/ret.jpg


nice return of the living dead pic there, classic film.

this gives me an idea for a thread....
make it!

make it!


lost the idea....i had an idea, then shit went down at work and now i forgot

:headbang:

have a beer, you'll be alright

*hands ruff a yuengling*
:eek: :p :D :D

i really need a beer right now (been here since 9 starin at a CPU screen)

lost the idea....i had an idea, then shit went down at work and now i forgot

:headbang:
:(

Well, I tried to start this thread when the servers were acting up.
Imagine Lunatic Goofballs dies in a horrible, yet fascinatingly humourous accident but comes back as one of the living dead.
How could we defeat him?

Vote, unless you can think of other ways to stop him.

A precision laser guided mud taco, fired by an attack weasel, aimed at his crotch should take him out. Or just get him dirty.

Well, I tried to start this thread when the servers were acting up.
Imagine Lunatic Goofballs dies in a horrible, yet fascinatingly humourous accident but comes back as one of the living dead.
How could we defeat him?

Vote, unless you can think of other ways to stop him.
Put him to Michael Jackson's Thriller, submit him to YTMND and watch as he drowns in a swarm of spinoffs.

A precision laser guided mud taco, fired by an attack weasel, aimed at his crotch should take him out. Or just get him dirty.


laser guide mud taco? you may be on to something.

where can i get me one of those?

laser guide mud taco? you may be on to something.

where can i get me one of those?

Taco Bell?

Taco Bell?


maybe they store them in the back. finally a reason to go to taco bell!

i really need a beer right now (been here since 9 starin at a CPU screen)
*hands you a 40*.. and a hammer*

:eek:

This is some really sick twisted stuff!

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Thank you. :D

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This is some really sick twisted stuff!

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Thank you. :D

So want to give us a clue how to take you down in the unfortunate circumstance that you become a zombie? :p

So want to give us a clue how to take you down in the unfortunate circumstance that you become a zombie? :p

Why would I want to do that? :)

all we need is a car wash, a washing machine, a shower, and about 200 gallons of liquid disinfectant soap.

set him on fire

the most obvious way of killing any zombie

lost the idea....i had an idea, then shit went down at work and now i forgot

:headbang:

Start a "What thread did I want to start?" thread.

:eek:

This is some really sick twisted stuff!

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Thank you. :D
You're welcome. What did you vote for, out of interest?

You're welcome. What did you vote for, out of interest?

Drowning me in a mud pool. Won't work, but sounds like a fun way to spend a few hours. :)

Drowning me in a mud pool. Won't work, but sounds like a fun way to spend a few hours. :)
I went for the zombie Celine Dion myself. Think how bad her voice is now and then imagine it as an undead moan:
"Muhhhhhhhhh hart wulllllllllll goooooooo oannnnnnnnnn........."

I shudder just at the thought.

Well, I tried to start this thread when the servers were acting up.
Imagine Lunatic Goofballs dies in a horrible, yet fascinatingly humourous accident but comes back as one of the living dead.
How could we defeat him?

Vote, unless you can think of other ways to stop him.

I say that we just lock him up with a zombie Corneliu... actually, even a living Corneliu (in a different room) and a speaker system should do the trick, seeing as the goal is to bore the zombie Goofballs to death with Bible quotes. :)

Wait!

Are we dealing with this?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/ZombieGoofball.jpg

('cause in the original he looks way more like a golem than a zombie...)

Wait!

Are we dealing with this?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/ZombieGoofball.jpg

('cause in the original he looks way more like a golem than a zombie...)

You don't know what you'll be dealing with.

In life, I'm a barbarian ninja clown.

In unlife, I'll be a mud-covered zombie barbarian ninja clown! :eek:

I say that we just lock him up with a zombie Corneliu... actually, even a living Corneliu (in a different room) and a speaker system should do the trick, seeing as the goal is to bore the zombie Goofballs to death with Bible quotes. :)

*shudder* You're officially 'getting hot'. :(

You don't know what you'll be dealing with.

In life, I'm a barbarian ninja clown.
That much I knew already.

In unlife, I'll be a mud-covered zombie barbarian ninja clown! :eek:
That's what I fear. Or don't fear, actually. I like mud. And zombies. And come to think of it, ninjas as well.

(I'm still amazed that some photowork with an outdated program could create such a gory picture. I'm actually quite proud of myself - and of course, the original mad mud-zombie barbarian ninja-clown! http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/G-tongue.gif)

That's what I fear. Or don't fear, actually. I like mud. And zombies. And come to think of it, ninjas as well.

What's not to like?

Well, we all know that testicle damage wont even slow Zombie LG down.

Since he wont be breathing (cuz hes dead) we cant drown him in mud.
So thats no good.

Celine wont be able to sing (cuz she'll be dead...we fekking hope).
The same unfortunately applies to Mr. Carlin.

However...zombies are attracted to things they loved in life.
LG is a clown.
So, what would a zombie clown go for?

Clowns love a good gag more than anything else.

So..we hide a bomb in a giant creme pie with a sign that says "Free to the first naked, mud covered, starwars loving clown."

Like a moth to a candle.

Boom....LG goes out (for the second time) throwing creme pie, and zombie gore in the faces of thousands.

and wouldnt he have wanted to go out that way?

However...zombies are attracted to things they loved in life.
LG is a clown.
So, what would a zombie clown go for?

Clowns love a good gag more than anything else.

So..we hide a bomb in a giant creme pie with a sign that says "Free to the first naked, mud covered, starwars loving clown."

Like a moth to a candle.

Boom....LG goes out (for the second time) throwing creme pie, and zombie gore in the faces of thousands.

and wouldnt he have wanted to go out that way?
You may have something there.
Personally, I think he'd want the remains to be shovelled up and used in the mix of the world's biggest taco.

You may have something there.
Personally, I think he'd want the remains to be shovelled up and used in the mix of the world's biggest taco.


..and on his tombstone:

"All of you can eat me."