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GB Firm Develops Important New Computer Chip!

Eutrusca
25-05-2006, 14:41
A British company is developing computer chips that will store and play music in breast implants. A company spokesperson declares this a major breakthrough, as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts --- and not listening to them. :D
Philosopy
25-05-2006, 14:43
ROFL! :D

Now you can have the best pillow in the world AND a lullaby to get you to sleep. :p
Xandabia
25-05-2006, 14:45
presumably the "speakers" have to be a reasonable size and not smothered in wired lace?
Jeruselem
25-05-2006, 14:45
Musical boobies! Cool.

So Apple's version is the iBoobie
IL Ruffino
25-05-2006, 14:45
How do you charge the battery?
Iztatepopotla
25-05-2006, 14:47
How do you charge the battery?
Pumping.
IL Ruffino
25-05-2006, 14:48
Pumping.
Ahh.
Jeruselem
25-05-2006, 14:51
Gives a new meaning to "Flash Drives" !
Eutrusca
25-05-2006, 14:54
Musical boobies! Cool.

So Apple's version is the iBoobie
LMAO! :D
IL Ruffino
25-05-2006, 14:54
Gives a new meaning to "Flash Drives" !
All the barbies will be nerds now :eek:
Eutrusca
25-05-2006, 14:54
How do you charge the battery?
Manually! :D
Eutrusca
25-05-2006, 14:55
Gives a new meaning to "Flash Drives" !
LMAO! "Your turn to drive." :D
Eutrusca
25-05-2006, 14:56
All the barbies will be nerds now :eek:
A Barbie nerd? OMG! If ever there was an oxymoron! :eek:
Eutrusca
25-05-2006, 14:57
presumably the "speakers" have to be a reasonable size and not smothered in wired lace?
Of course! It works best when you supply the antenna, though. :D
The Nazz
25-05-2006, 15:00
Of course! It works best when you supply the antenna, though. :D
So you're saying it's plug and play hardware?
Jeruselem
25-05-2006, 15:02
As for the controls, and LED screen - that will be interesting.
Sonaj
25-05-2006, 15:03
As for the controls, and LED screen - that will be interesting.
Well, if they add radio, all you have to do to tune into a station is to turn the knobs...
IL Ruffino
25-05-2006, 15:07
A Barbie nerd? OMG! If ever there was an oxymoron! :eek:
:p
IL Ruffino
25-05-2006, 15:15
Of course! It works best when you supply the antenna, though. :D
Nnnnnnnipple?
Eutrusca
25-05-2006, 15:30
So you're saying it's plug and play hardware?
LMAO! YES! Ah! Ain't technology great! :D
Eutrusca
25-05-2006, 15:31
Well, if they add radio, all you have to do to tune into a station is to turn the knobs...
[ imagination begins to work overtime ] Uh ... any ladies wanna chat? :D
Eutrusca
25-05-2006, 15:32
Nnnnnnnipple?
No. I was thinking one of those rigid, internal but detachable sort. :D
Jeruselem
25-05-2006, 15:35
No. I was thinking one of those rigid, internal but detachable sort. :D

iPod style dial around the nipple then?
Xandabia
25-05-2006, 18:17
and how do you upload new tunes into it?