Gah! My eyes!
How could ABC, the network that gave us the likes of Lost and Alias, produce this crap (http://movies.theemiratesnetwork.com/synopses.php?mv=949)?! It boggles the mind! Why, ABC? Why?!
And it gets worse! There's... A TRAILER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1liDqX3DF4w&search=karate %20dog)!
DrunkenDove
24-05-2006, 23:41
Best. Idea. Ever.
Well, what do you know? Chevy Chase is still alive.
Same plotline as Lost:
Magical things happen. OOOOO Ahhhhhhhhh
Lunatic Goofballs
24-05-2006, 23:51
Well, what do you know? Chevy Chase is still alive.
Is he? Is he really? If he's making movies like this, I think he's functionally dead. :p
Is he? Is he really? If he's making movies like this, I think he's functionally dead. :p
No, you'll see that his powers to annoy and disappoint are still very much with us.
DrunkenDove
24-05-2006, 23:55
OOOOO Ahhhhhhhhh
Ooooooo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang?
Virginia Nova
24-05-2006, 23:56
ABC Family's only redeeming factor is "Whose Line is it Anyways"
Eutrusca
24-05-2006, 23:58
How could ABC, the network that gave us the likes of Lost and Alias, produce this crap (http://movies.theemiratesnetwork.com/synopses.php?mv=949)?! It boggles the mind! Why, ABC? Why?!
And it gets worse! There's... A TRAILER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1liDqX3DF4w&search=karate %20dog)!
OMG! [ buries head in hands and weeps ]
Wilgrove
24-05-2006, 23:59
Wow.... Whos the brain dead retard that came up with this crap?
This looks promising...
Only 2.9/10 on IMDB (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0270882/) - it's not even on the bottom 100 list! :)
Ooooooo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang?
"Ooo, eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing-bang. Oo ee, oo ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang."
Karate Dog vs Air Bud for ULTIMATE CANINE SUPREAMACY
Yeah, I was just browsing the IMDB and found a link to this little gem, which is in preproduction by the same graphics company...
Baby Geniuses 3
The follow up to the incredibly successful Baby Geniuses 1 and 2. After the babies complain about how the adults never let them do anything, they wake up to find themselves in a world turned upside down where the babies are in control and the parents need to be taken care of! It is up to our team of baby geniuses to figure out how to get back home while they also learn a valuable lesson in the importance of family.
"Babies in control"? "Parents need to be taken care of"? That sounds absolutely ca-ray-zee!
while they also learn a valuable lesson in the importance of family.
Ugh. Eeeeuw!
ABC Family's only redeeming factor is "Whose Line is it Anyways"
I love that show, unfortunately, I haven't seen it for years.:(
while they also learn a valuable lesson in the importance of family.
Ugh. Eeeeuw!
Is that the proper way to spell "Eeeeuw"? I have always wondered that when I need to spell it.
Is that the proper way to spell "Eeeeuw"? I have always wondered that when I need to spell it.
Ask the baby geniuses, I'm sure they would know ;)
Virginia Nova
25-05-2006, 00:34
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1268/kdog0fe.jpg
WTF look at the ad:rolleyes:
Demented Hamsters
25-05-2006, 17:22
Is there nothing Chevy Chase will stoop to?
I'm waiting for the day this ad comes out:
The Chevy Chase Chupa Chup Cheddar Cheese* Challenge!
"Hi. I'm Chevy Chase, star of Caddyshack and National Lampoon's vacation. Right now I'm offering a great competition open to all**. For some reason known only to myself, I have either a Chupa Chup or a piece of cheddar cheese in my pocket. Send me a dollar with your guess and if you're right, I'll send you a Chupa Chup!
Or a piece of cheese.
Maybe.
Please. Help me. I'm Chevy Chase."
*The Chevy Chase Chupa Chup Cheddar Cheese Challenge is in no way affliated nor endorsed by the makers of Chupa Chups or Cheese. Nor has it any connection with the town of Cheddar. Or Chappaquadick.
**Relatives of Chevy Chase not allowed to enter. Neither can Bill Murray for that matter.
Compulsive Depression
25-05-2006, 17:49
while they also learn a valuable lesson in the importance of family.
Ugh. Eeeeuw!
It might be the important lesson that, in an emergency, you'll have something to eat.
The Nazz
25-05-2006, 17:55
Is there nothing Chevy Chase will stoop to?
I'm waiting for the day this ad comes out:
I'm guessing not. Same for Jon Voight.
Reminds me of an interview I heard with Dennis Hopper some years after that abomination known as Super Mario Brothers. He said his son asked him why he did that movie, and Hopper replied "well, you needed new shoes." His kid replied "I don't need them than bad."
Minoriteeburg
25-05-2006, 17:57
I'm guessing not. Same for Jon Voight.
Reminds me of an interview I heard with Dennis Hopper some years after that abomination known as Super Mario Brothers. He said his son asked him why he did that movie, and Hopper replied "well, you needed new shoes." His kid replied "I don't need them than bad."
lol i saw that travesty in the theaters, he should also explain why he did Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Minoriteeburg
25-05-2006, 17:58
I love that show, unfortunately, I haven't seen it for years.:(
you're not missing anything, the US version is completely stale in humor compared to the BBC episodes
Demented Hamsters
25-05-2006, 18:05
I'm guessing not. Same for Jon Voight.
Reminds me of an interview I heard with Dennis Hopper some years after that abomination known as Super Mario Brothers. He said his son asked him why he did that movie, and Hopper replied "well, you needed new shoes." His kid replied "I don't need them than bad."
Likewise Michael Caine. He said in an interview that he now picks films on their location, rather than their script. Which is why we'll never see him doing a movie in Siberia. Yet we can see him in the Bahamas doing 'Jaws: The Revenge'.
I seem to recall that he was on location doing that turkey when he won an Oscar. Which is kinda apt in a odd sort of way.
Still, Michael can do whatever the hell he likes:"Get Carter" and "The Italian Job" more than pays for any of his sins regarding shit movies.
just looked it up, and I am right about the oscar (for "Hannah and her sisters").
He also had this to say about Jaws: The revenge ('This time, it's personal!)
"I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."
"I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."
As long as he's an honest whore, then.
Cherry Cheeks
25-05-2006, 18:14
grrr... {interuption into conversation}...abc offically sux... it should be shot and gaged... (temporarily of course):mp5:
Demented Hamsters
25-05-2006, 18:14
As long as he's an honest whore, then.
"Honest Whore"?
Isn't that an oxymoron?
"Honest Whore"?
Isn't that an oxymoron?
No.
Damn, that is a stupid-looking movie.:eek:
Minoriteeburg
25-05-2006, 18:26
Damn, that is a stupid-looking movie.:eek:
just about as dumb as the trailer i saw for garfield 2, and fast and the furious 3
German Nightmare
25-05-2006, 18:28
I'm just glad it doesn't "star" Nuck Chorris.
I am SO buying that move! ...or not
Minoriteeburg
25-05-2006, 18:30
I'm just glad it doesn't "star" Nuck Chorris.
....still waiting on top dog 2
Oh yeah, #1 is a great movie, I should watch that again.
Minoriteeburg
25-05-2006, 18:41
speaking of shit films, did anyone ever see the nick fury movie with hasselhoff as fury? saw it on sci fi once for about 5 minutes.
Machtfrei
25-05-2006, 21:19
Every year the movie industry gives us a reason to bing back MST3K.
Save us Tom Servo!!
Crooooooooooww!!