NationStates Jolt Archive


amusing political parties

Camel Monkey
24-05-2006, 20:03
politics doesnt always have to be dull, sometimes it can have a laugh.
the uk, has many political parties who often only get a handful of votes , such as; the monster raving loony party : http://www.omrlp.com/

does your nation, country, brain have any crazy parties ............
[NS]Liasia
24-05-2006, 20:15
politics doesnt always have to be dull, sometimes it can have a laugh.
the uk, has many political parties who often only get a handful of votes , such as; the monster raving loony party : http://www.omrlp.com/

does your nation, country, brain have any crazy parties ............

BNP. i mean, just read their manifesto
Psychotic Mongooses
24-05-2006, 20:19
Republicans.
Saige Dragon
24-05-2006, 20:23
Canada had the Rhino Party (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhino_Party), did pretty well too. But they were before my time.
AB Again
24-05-2006, 20:24
Well all of the parties here are jokes, does that count?
Skinny87
24-05-2006, 20:25
Liasia']BNP. i mean, just read their manifesto

Hey, you stole my idea.


But seriously, yeah. The BNP are racist scumbags and a pathetic joke.


And yet, despite what they represent, they still get votes. Goddamn public...
[NS]Liasia
24-05-2006, 20:26
Hey, you stole my idea.


But seriously, yeah. The BNP are racist scumbags and a pathetic joke.


And yet, despite what they represent, they still get votes. Goddamn public...

Automatic assault weapons for everyone, forced deportation of anyone with even a slight hint of brownness. i can't see how anyone can find them anything but funny.
Aust
24-05-2006, 20:29
The Monster Raving looney party- Give the vote to 2 years olds!
British persons
24-05-2006, 20:36
The Monster Raving looney party- Give the vote to 2 years olds!

i dont know where i got this from but their leader is a cat and they would give free bear to the elderly and change from driving on the left hand side of the road to the right

one road at a time!
Minoriteeburg
24-05-2006, 20:38
"were not the judean peoples front, were the peoples front of judea!"
Steel and Fire
24-05-2006, 20:39
i dont know where i got this from but their leader is a cat and they would give free bear to the elderly and change from driving on the left hand side of the road to the right

one road at a time!
Yay! When I grow old I get a free bear! Does it know how to dance?
Psychotic Mongooses
24-05-2006, 20:39
they would give free bear to the elderly and change from driving on the left hand side of the road to the right


That would be dangerous.

Bloody too.
Steel and Fire
24-05-2006, 20:40
"were not the judean peoples front, were the peoples front of judea!"
"Really? I thought we were the Popular Front of Judea!"

"Are you crazy? The Popular Front of Judea is over there!" *points at old man*

"Splitter!!!"
Neo Kervoskia
24-05-2006, 20:42
Stick Up Your Arse Party
Minoriteeburg
24-05-2006, 20:46
"Really? I thought we were the Popular Front of Judea!"

"Are you crazy? The Popular Front of Judea is over there!" *points at old man*

"Splitter!!!"


ahhhh i love that movie.

"hey! this guy doesn't want to haggle!" "doesnt want to haggle?"
Steel and Fire
24-05-2006, 20:48
ahhhh i love that movie.

"hey! this guy doesn't want to haggle!" "doesnt want to haggle?"
"Judean People's Front Suicide Squad -- ATTACK!"

*sticks sword into self*

"That ought to show them..."

*dies*
Not bad
24-05-2006, 20:50
Jedi Knights
Minoriteeburg
24-05-2006, 20:51
"Judean People's Front Suicide Squad -- ATTACK!"

*sticks sword into self*

"That ought to show them..."

*dies*


" All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"

"Brought peace? "

"Oh, peace - shut up!"

"There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all. "

"Uh, well, one."
"Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid."
Ieuano
24-05-2006, 20:53
the french ruling one
Hado-Kusanagi
24-05-2006, 20:54
The Imperial Party of Great Britain (http://www.imperialparty.co.uk/). Crazy, and very funny. Exactly what you would expect from the name.
Aust
24-05-2006, 20:58
Oh and there voting changes.

"2 years olds would be able to vote. only 2 year olds. They choose the colour they like the most and thats the party that gets in power."
Skinny87
24-05-2006, 21:00
The Imperial Party of Great Britain (http://www.imperialparty.co.uk/). Crazy, and very funny. Exactly what you would expect from the name.

Bloody hell. It's like an eccentric version of the BNP...
Kzord
24-05-2006, 22:49
This is quite amusing, I think: Independent Kidderminster Hospital and Health Concern (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independent_Kidderminster_Hospital_and_Health_Concern), whose political ideology is stated on wikipedia as being "Restoration of Kidderminster Hospital's casualty unit".

It has been in power in the Wyre Forest constituency since 2001.
Yootopia
24-05-2006, 22:55
I'd say John Prescott's birthday party, it was a right laugh.

Or actually towards the topic title - Veritas, because they're amusing in that their policies are laughable.

*edits*

Did the Imperial Party of Great Britain use a thick seven-year-old to make their wizard and his statements.

I imagine capitalisation is a tool of multiculturalism or something, in their eyes.
Citta Nuova
24-05-2006, 23:05
Actually, I have done research on party performance in the past in the Netherlands and there have been some interesting parties there in the past:
- Netherlands Evolutionary Party
- Party for Government Workers and Trend Followers
- Happiness For Everyone Party
- Party for the Termination of the Netherlands
- Survive Together or Die

Most of these pretty much state what their points are, but I honestly have no idea what the Survive Together or Die party actually proposed.... :rolleyes:
Thanosara
24-05-2006, 23:09
In the US, most people have been indoctrinated with the idea that all third parties are a joke.
Yootopia
24-05-2006, 23:10
In the US, most people have been indoctrinated with the idea that all third parties are a joke.
That's because toddlers don't have parties *hears laughter, somewhere in the distance...*
Francis Street
24-05-2006, 23:11
politics doesnt always have to be dull, sometimes it can have a laugh.
the uk, has many political parties who often only get a handful of votes , such as; the monster raving loony party : http://www.omrlp.com/

does your nation, country, brain have any crazy parties ............
Britain also has Veritas, but their hilarity is unintentional, as is the DUP's.

The Socialist Worker's party is silly in my country because they are present at every single protest, no matter what the issue, handing out flyers.
Francis Street
24-05-2006, 23:18
Israel also has many funny little parties.