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My favo(u)rite is asshole, but I probably say cocksucker the most.

My favo(u)rite is asshole, but I probably say cocksucker the most.

Fuck. i think you'll find a liberal scattering of it through my posts, and i say it alot in r/l. Also, crap always goes down well.

I like to use the word " douchebag " when needed.

Bitch, used as the last word in a sentence with a lot of emphasis.
ie. Where's my dinner, bitch?

In before the lock.

fuckstick is a fav of mine

****, closely followed by fuck. Although I use both frequently, I use fuck slightly more - every few sentences when I'm speaking (in most company, anyway).

fuckstick is a fav of mine
Isn't that from Bad Santa?

"whats with all the sand in your vagina today?" is one of my most frequently used sentences

Isn't that from Bad Santa?


it didnt start from bad santa. been saying it for years.

it didnt start from bad santa. been saying it for years.
Huh, you learn something new everyday.

All of them.

All of them.
When you say it it's all one word.

Fuck or wanker

All of them.

Ditto.

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I like the word fucktard. Although I do use emo(shudder) if someone's really pissing me off.

I like to use the word " douchebag " when needed.
That's been my recent favorite as well. I still pull out "dickneck" from time to time, just because people tend to shake their heads and go "huh?" when I use it.

I like to use the word " douchebag " when needed.
I was going to say the same thing...

I still pull out "dickneck" from time to time, just because people tend to shake their heads and go "huh?" when I use it.
*shakes head* Huh? :confused:

My favo(u)rite is asshole, but I probably say cocksucker the most.
Been watching Deadwood, have you? ;)

fuckbeans is another

Been watching Deadwood, have you? ;)
That's still on? Asshole is a classic word. It can't be beat.

he's having a shitfit....


another classic

he's having a shitfit....


another classic

You just really like this topic, don't you?

**Adds a vote for asswipe**

Clusterfuck n. a messy situation, usually where too many people are involved.

At work, I sometimes shorten it to "cluster", but everyone knows what I mean. =)

You just really like this topic, don't you?

**Adds a vote for asswipe**


fuckin a i love this topic! :D

nothing like letting out a few obscenities while at work.

Nonce.

Although just about anything from the Profanisaurus will do at a pinch.

Although just about anything from the Profanisaurus will do at a pinch.Oh my God, I love the Profanisaurus. Have two of the actual book versions of it as well as many issues of Viz. Many of the profanities exhibit genuine wit, not just 'foul' language for its own sake.

Oh my God, I love the Profanisaurus. Have two of the actual book versions of it as well as many issues of Viz. Many of the profanities exhibit genuine wit, not just 'foul' language for its own sake.

Yeah, some of it IS quite subtle humour.

And of course...there is the rest of it :P

I'm more of a blasphemer myself; such as,"Ah Christ.....", "Sweet Jesus!!", "Goddamn You God!" just to mention a few. For actual swearing I like,"Shitfest" or "Fuckedupcocknballs."

I'm more of a blasphemer myself; such as,"Ah Christ.....", "Sweet Jesus!!", "Goddamn You God!" just to mention a few. For actual swearing I like,"Shitfest" or "Fuckedupcocknballs."

Doesn't exactly roll off the tounge...

I don't really use obsenity much.

Although for the purposes of the thred, I think I agree with George Carlin that "fuck" is most useful, since it's most flexible. :D

One of the best combined insults I ever heard was in an episode of "Two Pints of lager and a packet of crisps"

"Bastard Arse Pissing Moonwank Twat"

I say fuck in every other sentence. Not on here, you understand, I can temper my wannabe tourettes on here.

Thou clouted malmsey-nosed vassal!

Bollocks and cock, and if I'm really annoyed I say shit or twat...

As overused as it is...I say fuck the most so it would have to be my favorite. Fucking, Fuck, clusterfuck, fuckhole, fuckhead, etc.

Clusterfuck n. a messy situation, usually where too many people are involved.

At work, I sometimes shorten it to "cluster", but everyone knows what I mean. =)


Hehehehe......the good ol' Charlie Foxtrot.

also a fan of "chunch"

i get pissed at people at work and start calling them fuckers and cocksuckers.

that generally started from me working at my job. everyone there said it and it got me saying it. my work corrupts people i have seen new people start who were fairly peaceful polite people and after a month of working there they are just like the rest of us.

fuckstick is a fav of mine


An old timer- a retired NYC motorcycle cop taught me that word, "fuckstick"- I didnt think it was that widespread.

Have you ever worked in northern NJ ?

I don't really use obsenity much.

Although for the purposes of the thred, I think I agree with George Carlin that "fuck" is most useful, since it's most flexible. :D


hey Smunkee! Welcome back- havent seen you in a while.
Hope all is well.

And just to stay on topic- I like the word "bugger" too.

Horseshit. Though I use clusterfuck quite a bit.

Clint Eastwood. What a dude.

Horseshit. Though I use clusterfuck quite a bit.

Clint Eastwood. What a dude.
cluster fuck is the shit.
i also say "is the shit" a lot.

Giving someone my 6th finger.

"****". It's the only real obscenity that we've got left.

I like Fuck and Shit when something is pissing me off. Like if there is a typo in my homework, I'll yell, "Fuck!" or sigh "Shit" then erase it. I also enjoy using shit-analogies.

Mekrob

Bastardo!

Fuck!

It's got to be ****. I find it to be a very versatile word. And it creastes such wonderful offence. Gotta love it!

Maldita sea is my most used, perhaps...

I use "marica" all the time with my female friends

but in english, "Dicksmoker" is perhaps the funniest of all

That's been my recent favorite as well. I still pull out "dickneck" from time to time, just because people tend to shake their heads and go "huh?" when I use it.


I'm a fan of many of the compound obscenities.

It's got to be ****. I find it to be a very versatile word. And it creastes such wonderful offence. Gotta love it!


I reserve this word for when its absolutely needed. Its not like I curse a lot, when I do, it needs to be effective and have a purpose-to get the desired results.
The "C word" is like using a nuke for me.

I reserve this word for when its absolutely needed. Its not like I curse a lot, when I do, it needs to be effective and have a purpose-to get the desired results.
The "C word" is like using a nuke for me.

Yep, I must admit I have a bit of a gutter-mouth on me at the best of times. I don't throw it around too freely, because, you're right, it does pack a lot of punch. That's why I love it!

I reserve this word for when its absolutely needed. Its not like I curse a lot, when I do, it needs to be effective and have a purpose-to get the desired results.
The "C word" is like using a nuke for me.

Sometimes I will just opt for "girl's dick" instead. It gets me less stares and people seem to be less offended and somewhat amused.

'Cuntscab' is my favourite, but I rarely use it.

I use regular swearwords more than some in my class (S1) but less than many. And I like "fiddlesticksenschaften!", but I usually settle for "I hate everyone!".

fuckilicious

I use "fuck" and "motherfucker" all the time.

Also partial to "wanker" and "bollocks".

I use "fuck" and "motherfucker" all the time.

Also partial to "wanker" and "bollocks".


stupid american question but, what is bullocks again?

stupid american question but, what is bullocks again?
Bollocks = Slang for testicles.
Bullock = a young bull ;)

Bollocks = Slang for testicles.
Bullock = a young bull ;)

bollocks sorry

ah, i like that almost as good as chunch.

I use the word "fucking" and then add some random word after that.

ie. fucking christ, fucking ass, fucking dick. etc. haha...

Well it's not an obscenity, but...PWNED!

Three words on my nuclear list are ****, cocksucker and bitch. If I use them, I'm mightily pissed.

My step-dad has had quite an influence on my speech, so I swear like a Yank half the time and like a West Londoner the other half.

"A load of bloody bollocks" is simple, classic and expressive. I've been known to call people either a jack-off or jagoff (same meaning, different vernacular).

Addle-pated, clodpate, fucktard, schlimiel, putz or prick.

and of course, inviting someone to "hunker down on the snotty end of my fuckstick" does have an effect <g>.