NationStates Jolt Archive


This is sooo wrong

DesignatedMarksman
24-05-2006, 03:02
http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=5/14221594572.jpg&s=f5

:D

Don't worry, no animals were harmed in the taking of this picture.
Posi
24-05-2006, 03:07
http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=5/14221594572.jpg&s=f5

:D

Don't worry, no animals were harmed in the taking of this picture.
I don't get it.
PasturePastry
24-05-2006, 03:08
Oh good. Then it's not just me.
Europa Maxima
24-05-2006, 03:09
Umm...? :confused:
Bodies Without Organs
24-05-2006, 03:10
Some obscure pun involving the words 'parakeet' and 'paraquat' perhaps.
Carnivorous Lickers
24-05-2006, 03:10
I'm missing it.
But it is late.
DesignatedMarksman
24-05-2006, 03:14
It's a cockatiel. Cockatiels are birds. Birds preen. He is sitting on 50 lbs of preen.

Tweety (His real name, I got him from an ex girlfriend as a parting cheapshot) doesn't like to preen himself.
Bolol
24-05-2006, 03:15
WHAT THE bloody hell...?
Bodies Without Organs
24-05-2006, 03:16
It's a cockatiel. Cockatiels are birds. Birds preen. He is sitting on 50 lbs of preen.

No, still not getting it.
Rhaomi
24-05-2006, 03:25
It would be funnier if he were actually, um, preening. Well, maybe not "funny", but at least mildly amusing...
German Nightmare
24-05-2006, 03:47
Hey, I didn't get it either - but I learned a new word today; "to preen"; so thanks for that.

One could say that your ex-gf gave you the bird. Now that's funny!
DesignatedMarksman
24-05-2006, 03:51
Hey, I didn't get it either - but I learned a new word today; "to preen"; so thanks for that.

One could say that your ex-gf gave you the bird. Now that's funny!

Not the middle finger...naw, she's better than that. She's a really sweet and pretty girl. I wish the best for her.
JuNii
24-05-2006, 03:55
It's a cockatiel. Cockatiels are birds. Birds preen. He is sitting on 50 lbs of preen.

Tweety (His real name, I got him from an ex girlfriend as a parting cheapshot) doesn't like to preen himself.ahhh... I got it. inside joke! :D

for a minute I though you were implying that your Cockatiel was filling up the contain of Fertilzer with all natrual and organic ingrediants. :D
German Nightmare
24-05-2006, 04:03
Not the middle finger...naw, she's better than that. She's a really sweet and pretty girl. I wish the best for her.

(Actually that was just a show-off that I knew the double-meaning of "the bird". And you did say that she gave you the bird...)
Wilgrove
24-05-2006, 05:40
What does it mean when a bird preen itself?
JuNii
24-05-2006, 05:52
What does it mean when a bird preen itself?
when a bird preens, it's cleaning itself. the effect is to get rid of parasites and excess dirt. the end results is a bird that looks prettier.
Wilgrove
24-05-2006, 05:56
when a bird preens, it's cleaning itself. the effect is to get rid of parasites and excess dirt. the end results is a bird that looks prettier.

ahhh, now I get it lol. That's cute
DesignatedMarksman
24-05-2006, 05:58
when a bird preens, it's cleaning itself. the effect is to get rid of parasites and excess dirt. the end results is a bird that looks prettier.

Some birds don't like to preen. Or bath.
Gravlen
24-05-2006, 12:06
Some birds don't like to preen. Or bath.
Like hippies :)
DesignatedMarksman
24-05-2006, 19:39
Like hippies :)

COMMIE! :eek:




Yep. Unwashed granola eating FM maggot types.
Minoriteeburg
24-05-2006, 19:40
No, still not getting it.


not really worth getting.
Eutrusca
24-05-2006, 19:43
Not the middle finger...naw, she's better than that. She's a really sweet and pretty girl. I wish the best for her.
Oh. So it's you who was at fault, eh? Wuthless bastid! :D