NationStates Jolt Archive


My solution to the border madness.

DesignatedMarksman
23-05-2006, 06:33
I'm going to apply to become an undocumented border patrol agent. It's only fair.
Zendragon
23-05-2006, 07:30
You blew it already.
You don't APPLY.
Andaluciae
23-05-2006, 07:31
Maybe I ought to see about getting a job with the Border Patrol. It would probably look great on my resume.
Im a ninja
23-05-2006, 07:34
how bout landmines? that would work..........
jk, for those of you who cant tell.
DesignatedMarksman
23-05-2006, 07:42
You blew it already.
You don't APPLY.


Whoops. Better hurry and scoot away from the border before I get caught and reported.

I guess then the Minutemen are undocumented border agents huH?
Wilgrove
23-05-2006, 07:46
If I had the money I would buy the entire US/Mexico border, build my own damn wall and hire my own security forces.
Not bad
23-05-2006, 07:49
If I had the money I would buy the entire US/Mexico border, build my own damn wall and hire my own security forces.


The Great wall of Wilgrove?
DesignatedMarksman
23-05-2006, 07:49
If I had the money I would buy the entire US/Mexico border, build my own damn wall and hire my own security forces.


Donate money to the minutemen or send a brick to your rep and congressman giving them materials to build the wall since they won't do it themselves. Also send a bottle of KY jelly so they can shove it if they decide not to.
Not bad
23-05-2006, 07:51
Donate money to the minutemen or send a brick to your rep and congressman giving them materials to build the wall since they won't do it themselves. Also send a bottle of KY jelly so they can shove it if they decide not to.

For a moment I thought you meant for Wilgrove to throw the brick.
Wilgrove
23-05-2006, 07:52
Donate money to the minutemen or send a brick to your rep and congressman giving them materials to build the wall since they won't do it themselves. Also send a bottle of KY jelly so they can shove it if they decide not to.

Meh I always believe that if the government won't provide for it's citizens, then the citizens has the right to provide for itself.
Wilgrove
23-05-2006, 07:53
The Great wall of Wilgrove?

Yep, with machine guns!
The Lone Alliance
23-05-2006, 09:11
how bout landmines? that would work..........
jk, for those of you who cant tell.
How about we send a bunch of soldiers, have them dig around for a few days bury a bunch of metal then put in signs saying that there is a Minefield. When in reality there isn't. The US never signed the Mine Ban.
Secret aj man
23-05-2006, 09:17
How about we send a bunch of soldiers, have them dig around for a few days bury a bunch of metal then put in signs saying that there is a Minefield. When in reality there isn't. The US never signed the Mine Ban.

why should we sign the mine thing....the soviets didn't,and if they did,i can point you to some dismembered afghan kids,thanks to soviet mines...but then again..i could direct yuou to cambodia....or bosnia...or a bunch of other places...were have all the mines come from??????

yes i know america is the evil doer of the world..lol...but really...the mine issue is hardly were you want to go.
The Lone Alliance
23-05-2006, 09:35
why should we sign the mine thing....the soviets didn't,and if they did,i can point you to some dismembered afghan kids,thanks to soviet mines...but then again..i could direct yuou to cambodia....or bosnia...or a bunch of other places...were have all the mines come from??????

yes i know america is the evil doer of the world..lol...but really...the mine issue is hardly were you want to go.

I think because it was banning all mines, including things like Claymores that don't leave a lasting Minefield. I don't really agree with it, Mines Suck because they keep killing long after the war is over. I'm still suprised that some UN soldier hasn't been hurt by a Soviet planted Afghan minefield.
Brains in Tanks
23-05-2006, 09:51
If I had the money I would buy the entire US/Mexico border, build my own damn wall and hire my own security forces.

Okay. But do you favour a future in which the U.S. is strong or one in which the U.S. is mediocre? Because if you want a strong U.S. you might want to boost your population a bit and a big wall could get in the way of that.
Gauthier
23-05-2006, 10:59
Anyone ever watched Culture Clash's old HBO comedy show?

American Border Gladiators seems like a pretty practical solution to me :D
Jester III
23-05-2006, 11:27
There are those days when i wish the american natives had a good border security to keep the european rejects away...
Not bad
23-05-2006, 15:55
There are those days when i wish the american natives had a good border security to keep the european rejects away...

What natives? They were just early American Immigrants that walked over on a landbridge when things werent going well for them in Asia.
Wilgrove
23-05-2006, 16:26
Okay. But do you favour a future in which the U.S. is strong or one in which the U.S. is mediocre? Because if you want a strong U.S. you might want to boost your population a bit and a big wall could get in the way of that.

Well the American Population better get to humping!
Keruvalia
23-05-2006, 16:38
You people don't get it, do you?

The 9/11 hijackers were here LEGALLY. Everything they did was LEGAL. The boxcutters they carried onto the planes were LEGAL. Every move they made, every step they took, up until the actual taking over of the planes was LEGAL!

Now ... why don't you take whatever skills you think you possess and put them to a proper use and go find the man who hired these men, this Osama bin Laden that nobody seems to care about anymore, rather than worrying about some Mexicans who are coming to the LAND OF OPPORTUNITY to find work and feed their families back home.

What the mother fuck is wrong with your priorities?!

Shit like this makes me ashamed to be an American. I'm going to go burn a flag at city hall. See ya'll later.
Drunk commies deleted
23-05-2006, 16:49
What natives? They were just early American Immigrants that walked over on a landbridge when things werent going well for them in Asia.
Yeah, and look at the impact they had on natives like the Mastodon and saber-tooth tiger.