Ninjas v. Mossad!
Who is better at assassinations - ninjas, or the Israeli secret service?
Democratic Colonies
23-05-2006, 04:56
I would believe that Mossad is the better of the two.
If there was some way to combine them though - a Ninja in some sort of Mossad Directorate of Ninja Operations... that would be unstoppable.
So, who wants to go to Israel and found a ninja academy?
Once they have that, they won't NEED nukes. They have Mossad ninjas!
BREAKING NEWS:
All Palestinian terrorists assassinated by Mossad ninjas
GAZA
Last night, in Operation Tenth Plague, Mossad ninjas eliminated every single Palestinian terrorist.
"Hamas, Islamic Jihad, Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, Hezbollah, and all other Palestinian terrorist groups, no longer exist," Ninja Master Ziki Barak stated in a press conference.
This may have a stunning impact on the peace process - namely, the end of Palestinian attacks on Israel, as all Palestinians involved in such attacks are dead.
PA Chairman Mahmoud Abbas recently requested a peace conference be held in Jerusalem to determine the final borders of the Palestinian state. Meanwhile, Syria and Iran have officially recognized Israel for the first time. Sources in Damascus and Tehran attribute this to "stark raving terror".
(A cookie to the person who identifies "Ziki Barak")
Better yet:
Ninja's vs Mossad vs Chuck Norris vs Mass Carriers
Battle royale!
IL Ruffino
23-05-2006, 05:20
:eek:
I know a guy who was in the Israeli secret service!
*gsapgaspgasp*
teh mossad pwns all. no1, not even the mighty chuck norris, can stand before them, if they do: :mp5: :sniper:
Peisandros
23-05-2006, 05:23
Mossad is pretty pwnage.
The UN abassadorship
23-05-2006, 05:26
Mossad is pretty pwnage.
if your definition of pwnage is a group of people that engages in torture and murder. Than yes, the Mossad is pwnage.
Ginnoria
23-05-2006, 05:29
if your definition of pwnage is a group of people that engages in torture and murder. Than yes, the Mossad is pwnage.
Not that their usual opponents have the high moral ground when it comes to torture and murder. Decapitations anyone?
IL Ruffino
23-05-2006, 05:29
if your definition of pwnage is a group of people that engages in torture and murder. Than yes, the Mossad is pwnage.
It's awesomeness pwnage!
The Parkus Empire
23-05-2006, 05:31
Why don't you offer me links, so I can compare the two?
IL Ruffino
23-05-2006, 05:35
Why don't you offer me links, so I can compare the two?
Herre (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninjas), und herre (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mossad).
AllCoolNamesAreTaken
23-05-2006, 05:42
A cookie to the person who identifies "Ziki Barak"
Isn't that the Mossad agent in South of Jericho?
British Stereotypes
23-05-2006, 05:44
Ninja's arn't real! They never must guess my secret! :cool:
The Parkus Empire
23-05-2006, 05:49
Ninja's arn't real! They never must guess my secret! :cool:
Bull, they just aren't fuctioning as much anymore. They WERE the Mossad of swords. During the Sengoku period, they assassinated several daimyos, and were extraordinarly difficult to trace. They were finally outlawed by teh shogun, under pain of death, because they were to hard to find.
Peisandros
23-05-2006, 05:52
if your definition of pwnage is a group of people that engages in torture and murder. Than yes, the Mossad is pwnage.
You defined it nicely, thanks.
Copenhaghenkoffenlaugh
23-05-2006, 06:03
The Sengoku jitai. The Age of the Country at War.
I must admit, it's true. The Himagawa clan had the best ninjas during that time period.
Last I heard that ninjas were used was during the Meiji Revolution.
The final time I heard of them used was during World War II, although they weren't as effective as a trained army.
The Parkus Empire
23-05-2006, 06:13
The Mossad has convinced me, we can relly more on Israel to fight terrorism, then the U.S.
DesignatedMarksman
23-05-2006, 06:30
Who is better at assassinations - ninjas, or the Israeli secret service?
Mossad. Because hunting down nazis who were responsible for the deaths of millions of your relatives and bringing them to justice is hardcore.
DesignatedMarksman
23-05-2006, 06:31
The Mossad has convinced me, we can relly more on Israel to fight terrorism, then the U.S.
We're still new to this fight. The israelis have been doing this since 1948.
Daistallia 2104
23-05-2006, 06:32
Who is better at assassinations - ninjas, or the Israeli secret service?
The Mossad exists. Ninja do not. Mossad wins.
The Parkus Empire
23-05-2006, 06:34
We're still new to this fight. The israelis have been doing this since 1948.
In "Operation Wrath of God", it seemed like they did more, then we EVER did.
The Parkus Empire
23-05-2006, 06:34
The Mossad exists. Ninja do not. Mossad wins.
Read this whole thread, every post on it.
DesignatedMarksman
23-05-2006, 06:48
In "Operation Wrath of God", it seemed like they did more, then we EVER did.
It's cause they have-terrorism is a constant threat to their way of life since they won their land in 1948. They've been in 3 major wars ( 1948, 1967, 1973..) with terrorist supporters and won each one. We've only recently jumped on the same boat as they have.
DesignatedMarksman
23-05-2006, 06:49
In "Operation Wrath of God", it seemed like they did more, then we EVER did.
Information?
Daistallia 2104
23-05-2006, 06:59
Ninja's arn't real! They never must guess my secret! Bull, they just aren't fuctioning as much anymore. They WERE the Mossad of swords. During the Sengoku period, they assassinated several daimyos, and were extraordinarly difficult to trace. They were finally outlawed by teh shogun, under pain of death, because they were to hard to find.
They were real. They aren't anymore.
No, they were not outlawed by the Tokugawas. Rather they were used quite extensively by the Bafuku throught the Edo period.
The Sengoku jitai. The Age of the Country at War.
I must admit, it's true. The Himagawa clan had the best ninjas during that time period.
Last I heard that ninjas were used was during the Meiji Revolution.
The final time I heard of them used was during World War II, although they weren't as effective as a trained army.
That's "jidai", not "jitai". And I'm not sure if either Seiko Fujita or Toshitsugu Takamatsu (the last people who have any reasonable claims of having been ninja) were actually employeed in WWII. I may be wrong about that.
Daistallia 2104
23-05-2006, 07:01
Read this whole thread, every post on it.
You seem to be fairly misinformed. See my post above for corrections.
Im a ninja
23-05-2006, 07:04
Ninjas, of course.
British Stereotypes
23-05-2006, 07:10
Ninjas, of course.
I never would of guessed...:rolleyes:
Xandabia
23-05-2006, 13:08
what about the original Assasins who terrorised the Middle East during Crusader times? Even the mighy Saladin was terrified of them.
Camel Monkey
23-05-2006, 13:13
this video will answer your question ....
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-131474742253263060&q=ninja+questions
The Gate Builders
23-05-2006, 13:15
Not that their usual opponents have the high moral ground when it comes to torture and murder. Decapitations anyone?
I wasn't aware that Israeli nuclear scientists decapitated people!
Yootopia
23-05-2006, 13:33
what about the original Assasins who terrorised the Middle East during Crusader times? Even the mighy Saladin was terrified of them.
The Hashishin?
They weren't the original assassins, but they were quite good at fighting, s'true.
Peisandros
23-05-2006, 13:35
Ninjas, of course.
Heh, that's awesome.
Ninjas, without a doubt.
I mean, when was the last time you heard about an assassination done by ninjas? And when was the last time you heard about one performed by Mossad?
See? The ninjas are stealthy! They don't want you to know that they exist, and they do it oh so well!
*NINJA!*
:cool:
Jeruselem
23-05-2006, 14:54
Mossad of course. You won't see them when your car blows up!
The Alaskan Federation
24-05-2006, 02:02
(note: I am same person as Mirkana)
I figure Mossad, since they have one CRITICAL advantage:
Backup.
A ninja goes in, if something goes wrong, he's screwed. A Mossad agent can call in for help.
Also, who can wander city streets unnoticed?