God "spoke" to Pat (again.)
Wilgrove
23-05-2006, 01:30
Yes, the man with a direct link to GOD himself has proclaimed God himself has told him that, during the hurricane season, storms and possibly a tidal wave will pound America this year.
Gee Thanks for the heads up Pat, I'll know not to visit the coast this year. Rolling Eyes
Anything else GOD wants us to know ?? And how much will it cost in donations to make it NOT happen.... I'm worried.. (not really)
http://home.hamptonroads.com/stories/story.cfm?story=104595&ran=239726&tref=po
and apparently, it's susspose to happen on May 25th, 2006.
http://www.savelivesinmay.com/slimdocs/map-High-Risk-Areas.htm
http://www.savelivesinmay.com/
Why would God talk to someone that has the reputation that Pat has? This would be a bit more believable if the Pope, or Billy Graham said it, not Pat Diamond Mines Robertson.
Neo Kervoskia
23-05-2006, 01:35
Why would God talk to someone that has the reputation that Pat has? This would be a bit more believable if the Pope, or Billy Graham said it, not Pat Diamond Mines Robertson.
He's bored. You'd do the same.
The Black Forrest
23-05-2006, 01:36
Maybe I could get Pat to ask God where my car keys went to?
[NS]Liasia
23-05-2006, 01:37
Pat needs to get off the drugs, methinks. He's obviously got a better dealer than me:)
The Black Forrest
23-05-2006, 01:41
Liasia']Pat needs to get off the drugs, methinks. He's obviously got a better dealer than me:)
Well he is a billionaire ;)
Dontgonearthere
23-05-2006, 01:41
I predict that, somewhere in the world, at some time, somebody will stub their toe.
Why?
God told me.
Why would God talk to someone that has the reputation that Pat has? This would be a bit more believable if the Pope, or Billy Graham said it, not Pat Diamond Mines Robertson.
Pope Benedict "I wan't really a Nazi" the sixteenth has a good reputation?
Katganistan
23-05-2006, 01:43
Wow. And the National Weather Service announced it believes there will be six hurricanes -- before Pat piped up. :rolleyes:
According to Matthew 16:28, Jesus himself predicted his second coming and the end of the world within the lifetime of his contemporaries.
In the year 156, the prophet Montanus and two followers, Priscilla and Maximilla, founded a cult that predicted the end of the world would occur in their lifetime. Despite the failure of that prediction, the cult survived several centuries until it was ordered exterminated by Pope Leo I.
In 247, Christian prophets declare that the persecutions by the Romans are a sign of the impending return of Jesus.
Hilary of Poitiers predicted the world would end in 365.
The Donatists, a North African Christian sect, predicted the world would end in 380.
Roman theologian Sextus Julius Africanus (ca. 160-240) predicted the second coming of Jesus in the year 500.
Hippolytus (died ca. 236) predicted the second coming of Jesus in the year 500.
The theologian Irenaeus predicted the second coming of Jesus in the year 500.
Botched doomsday prophecies! A Spanish monk, Beatus of Liébana, sparked a riot when he predicted on Easter Eve 793 the world would end that very night.
Sextus Julius Africanus predicted the second coming of Jesus in the year 800.
Beatus of Liébana, not having learned anything from the riot he started in 793, wrote in his Commentary on the Apocalypse, which he finished in 786, that the world would end in the year 800 at the latest.
Bishop Gregory of Tours predicted the world would end between 799 and 806.
The Christian prophetess Thiota predicted the world would end in 848.
OK you know what I dont think I need to go on. But point remains: Robertson is a douche.
[NS]Liasia
23-05-2006, 01:43
Well he is a billionaire ;)
And money makes the man. And some good-quality shit i bet. mmmmm
Yeshuallia
23-05-2006, 01:43
Pat Robertson gives legitimate Christians a bad name. But then again so does Bush.
Wilgrove
23-05-2006, 01:44
Pope Benedict "I wan't really a Nazi" the sixteenth has a good reputation?
He wasn't a Nazi, he was in the Nazi Youth, and he soon deserted after he was FORCED to join.
[NS]Liasia
23-05-2006, 01:44
He wasn't a Nazi, he was in the Nazi Youth, and he soon deserted after he was FORCED to join.
He claims, which of course he would.
Wilgrove
23-05-2006, 01:46
Liasia']He claims, which of course he would.
I think it's pretty safe to say that boys were at least very heavily pursuaeded to join the Nazi Youth.
Jeez, Pope John Paul II served in the Soviet Army, I never hear anyone griping about that, but as soon as it's Nazis...
He wasn't a Nazi, he was in the Nazi Youth, and he soon deserted after he was FORCED to join.
Pope=evil in my book no matter who's wearing the funny hat.
[NS]Liasia
23-05-2006, 01:47
I think it's pretty safe to say that boys were at least very heavily pursuaeded to join the Nazi Youth.
Jeez, Pope John Paul II served in the Soviet Army, I never hear anyone griping about that, but as soon as it's Nazis...
I was griping.. but that was because he was Catholic.
I thought benedict served as a flak-guy or something?
Wilgrove
23-05-2006, 01:48
Liasia']I was griping.. but that was because he was Catholic.
I thought benedict served as a flak-guy or something?
He was in the Nazi Youth, he deserted, he was forced to join.
and jeez, why hate Catholics, what did we do to you?
you see... God is trying to teach Pat when to keep his mouth shut.
I'm afraid the lesson isn't being learned however.
[NS]Liasia
23-05-2006, 01:52
He was in the Nazi Youth, he deserted, he was forced to join.
and jeez, why hate Catholics, what did we do to you?
Anally assaulted me, when i was but a small child. Ok, so not really. My only objection is the wierdly extreme views on abortion, marriage, stuff which the Catholic church insists on trying to foist on the rest of the world.
I remember a news story about some Catholic school refusing to give money to Children in need because some of the money raised went to abortion. Very reasonable.
Wilgrove
23-05-2006, 01:53
Liasia']Anally assaulted me, when i was but a small child. Ok, so not really. My only objection is the wierdly extreme views on abortion, marriage, stuff which the Catholic church insists on trying to foist on the rest of the world.
I remember a news story about some Catholic school refusing to give money to Children in need because some of the money raised went to abortion. Very reasonable.
Well the Catholic Church is a private organization, and if it doesn't want to donate money to "abortions" (which is against it's doctrines) then I don't see anything wrong with it.
[NS]Liasia
23-05-2006, 01:55
Well the Catholic Church is a private organization, and if it doesn't want to donate money to "abortions" (which is against it's doctrines) then I don't see anything wrong with it.
*shrugs* i guess. It just seems a bit extreme as most of the work the charity does is to help children in need- hence the name.
Doesn't the catholic church still frown on masturbation?
Liasia']Doesn't the catholic church still frown on masturbation?
Only when the common people do it.
Wilgrove
23-05-2006, 01:58
Liasia']*shrugs* i guess. It just seems a bit extreme as most of the work the charity does is to help children in need- hence the name.
Doesn't the catholic church still frown on masturbation?
Meh, I dunno.
[NS]Liasia
23-05-2006, 01:58
Only when the common people do it.
The pope having a wank.. thats a pretty disturbing image.
PsychoticDan
23-05-2006, 02:00
OK you know what I dont think I need to go on. But point remains: Robertson is a douche.
No. He's a turd sandwhich. :mad:
Unrestrained Merrymaki
23-05-2006, 02:58
"Dear Pat,
How is your golf game? Mine not so good. I think it's just age. Anyway, I am writing today to put you to a test of faith. I want you to take all your millions of dollars and give them away to my favorite charity, the Jewish Children's Hospital. I know you can do it bud. You have a way about you. OK, well, thats all I got today. Keep up the good work.
God. :cool: "
Commonalitarianism
23-05-2006, 03:24
God speaks to a lot of people. It doesn't mean that they understand what he is saying. I have a hard time understanding most of the religious books myself or inspiration.
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-05-2006, 05:40
Liasia']Pat needs to get off the drugs, methinks. He's obviously got a better dealer than me:)
Really? I thought he needed to get back on his meds. Either that or talk to Tom Cruise.
Wilgrove
23-05-2006, 05:48
You know it'll be really funny if this Tusnami that's suspose to come on May 25th wipes out Pat's diamond mines.
New Callixtina
23-05-2006, 14:56
Does anyone really take this senile old bastard seriously?
To me, Pat Robertson and all of these Cristian fundies are equal to Osama Bin Laden and all the Muslim extremists. All they know and preach is hate in the name of their god. Quite pathetic...
Jeruselem
23-05-2006, 15:02
Pat better stop talking to his Dick Cheney doll again, it's getting bad.
Desperate Measures
23-05-2006, 15:14
Oh, shit! OK! EVERYBODY! STOP BEING GAY.
Maybe God will let it slide this year.
Meat and foamy mead
23-05-2006, 15:21
Only when the common people do it.
Haha, guess you're right. All too many catholic priests like to fuck children so I think they should go easy on the poor people who masturbate :rolleyes:
:rolleyes: ouch...
When the guy in the streets rants about god having spoken to him, they admit him into a mentalhospital, if he's rich and well-connected they send him money
Oh, shit! OK! EVERYBODY! STOP BEING GAY.
Maybe God will let it slide this year.
Maybe God is pissed that not enough people are gay. Ever think of that Pat?
Pat needs a nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever so you can SUCK A DICK medicine.
:rolleyes: ouch...
When the guy in the streets rants about god having spoken to him, they admit him into a mentalhospital, if he's rich and well-connected they send him money
Id rather believe the bum off the street holding the sign "THE END IS NEAR". The meek shall inherit the earth after all.
:rolleyes: ouch...
When the guy in the streets rants about god having spoken to him, they admit him into a mentalhospital, if he's rich and well-connected they send him money
Rich people aren't crazy, they're eccentric. Until they spend all their money on solid gold crucifixes. Once they're broke they're crazy.
Cluichstan
23-05-2006, 15:43
Yes, the man with a direct link to GOD himself has proclaimed God himself has told him that, during the hurricane season, storms and possibly a tidal wave will pound America this year.
Gee Thanks for the heads up Pat, I'll know not to visit the coast this year. Rolling Eyes
Anything else GOD wants us to know ?? And how much will it cost in donations to make it NOT happen.... I'm worried.. (not really)
http://home.hamptonroads.com/stories/story.cfm?story=104595&ran=239726&tref=po
and apparently, it's susspose to happen on May 25th, 2006.
http://www.savelivesinmay.com/slimdocs/map-High-Risk-Areas.htm
http://www.savelivesinmay.com/
Why would God talk to someone that has the reputation that Pat has? This would be a bit more believable if the Pope, or Billy Graham said it, not Pat Diamond Mines Robertson.
Actually, that wasn't God. It was me. I call Pat up from time to time and speak to him in a deep, booming voice just to fuck with his head.
Wilgrove
23-05-2006, 16:34
Actually, that wasn't God. It was me. I call Pat up from time to time and speak to him in a deep, booming voice just to fuck with his head.
LOL! :D
German Nightmare
23-05-2006, 16:40
Whoop-dee-fuckin'-doo. And He has told me last night not to listen to whackos like him. Or was that just common sense kicking in?
Whoop-dee-fuckin'-doo. And He has told me last night not to listen to whackos like him. Or was that just common sense kicking in?
Hopefully both.