Bored with life? Got 5 bucks? Become a certified Jedi Knight!
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 16:06
Lucas Lovers dreams have come true!
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http://www.ulc.org/catalog/jediknightcertificate-p-237.html
Jedi Knight Certificate $4.95
http://www.ulc.org/catalog/images/Jedi-Knight-Thumb.gif
To Become a Jedi requires a profound commitment and astute mind. The life of a Jedi is one of personal sacrifice. To train they live a life of simplicity and adhere to the Jedi Code which forbids material possession and emotional attachments. A Jedi is expected to obey this strict Code that includes concepts such as rational thought, patience, and benevolence. Training is done by a respected Jedi until the individual is proficient enough to start their own journey as a Jedi. This certificate brings you all the rights, privileges, and benefits the Rank of Jedi receives. This certificate bestows upon you the Rank of JEDI KNIGHT!
May the Force Be With You!
The Gate Builders
22-05-2006, 16:07
Oh christ.
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 16:08
Oh christ.
i dont think christ had anything to do with this one.
thats the most obvious scam i've ever seen
Dobbsworld
22-05-2006, 16:10
...And you don't even get a magic decoder ring? What a gyp!
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 16:11
...And you don't even get a magic decoder ring? What a gyp!
no but you get this :rolleyes:
http://www.ulc.org/catalog/images/Jedi-Knight-Large.jpg
The Gate Builders
22-05-2006, 16:11
i dont think christ had anything to do with this one.
I think this was done against the advice of Jesus.
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 16:14
I think this was done against the advice of Jesus.
it is from the Universal Life Church Monastery
The Gate Builders
22-05-2006, 16:15
it is from the Universal Life Church Monastery
What the hell are they doing doling out copyright-infringing certificates?
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 16:16
What the hell are they doing doling out copyright-infringing certificates?
maybe lucas is forming a cult.
Megaloria
22-05-2006, 16:18
So...Sith are really just dropouts?
The Gate Builders
22-05-2006, 16:19
So...Sith are really just dropouts?
No. Sith are the ones who didn't have the $5 for a certificate. :D
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 16:19
So...Sith are really just dropouts?
I guess so.
Potarius
22-05-2006, 16:20
*puts hand on forehead and shakes head*
The Nazz
22-05-2006, 16:20
"I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody!" Shaka Luther King, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/features/homevideo/images/020225chrisrock.jpg
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 16:20
No. Sith are the ones who didn't have the $5 for a certificate. :D
I did not know that there was classicism within the jedi order
The Gate Builders
22-05-2006, 16:24
I did not know that there was classicism within the jedi order
Duh!
Obi-Wan Kenobi had an 'I've got money in a hidden account' upper class accent.
Yoda had a cane. Posh people have canes.
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 16:25
Duh!
Obi-Wan Kenobi had an 'I've got money in a hidden account' upper class accent.
Yoda had a cane. Posh people have canes.
lol It all makes sense now. It's nothing more than a cult/club for the super rich and famous, kinda like scientology.
Dobbsworld
22-05-2006, 16:34
No. Sith are the ones who didn't have the $5 for a certificate. :D
Or they're just notorious for not 'joining in'. Hmm... sounds suspiciously like SubGenii...
I always knew I was for the Empire, but I could never put my finger on the reason why 'til now...
The Parkus Empire
22-05-2006, 16:35
Duh!
Obi-Wan Kenobi had an 'I've got money in a hidden account' upper class accent.
Yoda had a cane. Posh people have canes.
LMAO! And you can tell Yoda didn't even need that cane, when lightsaber fought! But's not forget, throughout the Clone-Wars, the Sith consisted of a Rich Count, and a very high ranking politician. It's obvious the Sith are just as much like this as the Jedi. They are BOTH rich-snob clubs.
Potarius
22-05-2006, 16:37
LMAO! And you can tell Yoda didn't even need that cane, when lightsaber fought! But's not forget, throughout the Clone-Wars, the Sith consisted of a Rich Count, and a very high ranking politician. It's obvious the Sith are just as much like this as the Jedi. They are BOTH rich-snob clubs.
Only the Sith become extremely ugly with either age, or their total evilness factor.
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 16:39
LMAO! And you can tell Yoda didn't even need that cane, when lightsaber fought! But's not forget, throughout the Clone-Wars, the Sith consisted of a Rich Count, and a very high ranking politician. It's obvious the Sith are just as much like this as the Jedi. They are BOTH rich-snob clubs.
so then lightsaber battles are nothing more than preppies slapping each other with swords
The Parkus Empire
22-05-2006, 16:41
so then lightsaber battles are nothing more than preppies slapping each other with swords
Exactly. They are REALLY simply fighting over politics. Think about it... But, what they don't is that they agree! Palpatine is leader of Republic. The Sith are fighting to put him, and the Jedi are fighting to keep him there. Now that's what you call ironic.:D
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 16:43
Exactly. They are REALLY simply fighting over politics. Think about it... But, what they don't is that they agree! Palpatine is leader of Republic. The Sith are fighting to put him, and the Jedi are fighting to keep him there. Now that's what you call ironic.:D
maybe it was just all about who is up palpatines ass the furthest....
The Parkus Empire
22-05-2006, 16:43
Only the Sith become extremely ugly with either age, or their total evilness factor.
They just aren't total health freaks like the Jedi. Obi-Wan is always eating right, and exercising, and Yoda, you oughtta see him apply that cream to his face in the moring, SHEESH!
The Parkus Empire
22-05-2006, 16:44
maybe it was just all about who is up palpatines ass the furthest....
Mmm, kissing up to the boss.
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 16:45
Mmm, kissing up to the boss.
this boss?.....
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2001/12/24/jedi.jpg
The Parkus Empire
22-05-2006, 16:46
this boss?.....
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2001/12/24/jedi.jpg
Palpatine's Ex.
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 16:48
Palpatine's Ex.
I hear shes one bitter woman.
Cluichstan
22-05-2006, 16:48
it is from the Universal Life Church Monastery
Hey, I was ordained by that church. :p
The Nazz
22-05-2006, 16:49
I hear shes one bitter woman.
Yeah, but you can cut that with a little Splenda.
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 16:49
Hey, I was ordained by that church. :p
then maybe they'll give you a deal for that jedi knigh certificate huh? ;)
Cluichstan
22-05-2006, 16:50
then maybe they'll give you a deal for that jedi knigh certificate huh? ;)
I'm hoping! :D
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 16:52
I'm hoping! :D
i still think Lucas is forming a cult.
Cluichstan
22-05-2006, 16:58
i still think Lucas is forming a cult.
Forming? There's essentially been a cult for almost 30 years now.
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 16:59
Forming? There's essentially been a cult for almost 30 years now.
no no not nerd-cult. we all know about that. I'm talking about one of those fly on a comet, lets all drink punch cult.
When I was bored, I became an ordained minister for free. I am legally able to marry people, apparently. I misplaced my certificate after some soy sauce got on it.
The Parkus Empire
22-05-2006, 17:02
I hear shes one bitter woman.
He got the Empire in the divorce...AND the lightsaber!
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 17:07
He got the Empire in the divorce...AND the lightsaber!
I'm suprised she didn't go for half!
The Parkus Empire
22-05-2006, 17:23
I'm suprised she didn't go for half!
Half?!?!? She went for the WHOLE thing, and the lightsaber. Be since he had absoulute dictatorial power, he changed the divorce laws...
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 17:24
Half?!?!? She went for the WHOLE thing, and the lightsaber. Be since he had absoulute dictatorial power, he changed the divorce laws...
that sure is one evil emperor......
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 17:25
When I was bored, I became an ordained minister for free. I am legally able to marry people, apparently. I misplaced my certificate after some soy sauce got on it.
my friends did the same, baptised their own kid.
The Parkus Empire
22-05-2006, 17:26
that sure is one evil emperor......
Oh, he's bad alright, but he was upset that his wife had *GASP* an affair wtih Yoda. So Se la Ve.
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 17:27
Oh, he's bad alright, but he was upset that his wife had *GASP* an affair wtih Yoda. So Se la Ve.
i figured she was more of a chocolate (mace windu) lover
The Parkus Empire
22-05-2006, 17:38
i figured she was more of a chocolate (mace windu) lover
Unfornately, he wasn't fond of her, so...
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 17:46
Unfornately, he wasn't fond of her, so...
what about the rumors of palpatine and jar jar....
The Parkus Empire
22-05-2006, 17:48
what about the rumors of palpatine and jar jar....
There is no confirmation there, but the tabloids put out, say he mind-tricked Jar-Jar!:eek:
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 17:50
There is no confirmation there, but the tabloids put out, say he mind-tricked Jar-Jar!:eek:
he should have killed jar jar, but that is just me
Cluichstan
22-05-2006, 18:05
Have fun, everyone! Click me (http://www.bloggerheads.com/star_wars/default.asp)! :D
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 18:22
Have fun, everyone! Click me (http://www.bloggerheads.com/star_wars/default.asp)! :D
excellent! now i need to learn photoshop
Cluichstan
22-05-2006, 18:24
excellent! now i need to learn photoshop
I went out and got Photoshop the day after I stumbled across that site. :cool:
And now...for sheer cheese, click here (http://www.murdoch-watch.com/star_wars/). :D
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 18:28
I went out and got Photoshop the day after I stumbled across that site. :cool:
And now...for sheer cheese, click here (http://www.murdoch-watch.com/star_wars/). :D
i have no sound on PC at work *shakes fist* :headbang:
DrunkenDove
22-05-2006, 18:29
Forming? There's essentially been a cult for almost 30 years now.
Hmmm, a bad sci-fi author writes a work to screw thousands out of money, is accused of forming a cult, uses aggressive lawsuits to attack enemies, has thousands of creepy devotees. Sounds familiar, for some reason.
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 18:30
Hmmm, a bad sci-fi author writes a work to screw thousands out of money, uses aggressive lawsuits to attack enemies, has thousands of creepy devotees. Sounds familiar, for some reason.
its the original scientology
Cluichstan
22-05-2006, 18:39
Hmmm, a bad sci-fi author writes a work to screw thousands out of money, is accused of forming a cult, uses aggressive lawsuits to attack enemies, has thousands of creepy devotees. Sounds familiar, for some reason.
Who you callin' creepy? :p
Ladamesansmerci
22-05-2006, 18:45
its the original scientology
Scientology came from Star Wars? But how can anything from Star Wars be evil? :(
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 18:46
Scientology came from Star Wars? But how can anything from Star Wars be evil? :(
just ask george lucas.....
my friends did the same, baptised their own kid.
It's a nice gig if you can get it.
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 18:53
It's a nice gig if you can get it.
yeah i suppose so. my friends seem to enjoy being able to marry and christen people.
yeah i suppose so. my friends seem to enjoy being able to marry and christen people.
I was trying to find online what you're supposed to say at a wedding, but there wasn't much out there. Mostly "planning a wedding" crap.
Peisandros
22-05-2006, 19:05
Omfg! This is awesome. I'm SO in!
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 19:11
Omfg! This is awesome. I'm SO in!
i should have made a poll as to who would go for this.....
Lunatic Goofballs
22-05-2006, 19:29
When I was bored, I became an ordained minister for free. I am legally able to marry people, apparently. I misplaced my certificate after some soy sauce got on it.
Okay, that cracked me up. :)
Andaluciae
22-05-2006, 19:33
Dear lord in heaven, strike me down lest I go and burn skywalker ranch to the ground, on the basis of the sheer stupidity of this idea.
Minoriteeburg
22-05-2006, 19:55
Dear lord in heaven, strike me down lest I go and burn skywalker ranch to the ground, on the basis of the sheer stupidity of this idea.
what if lucas has ties with the J man. All that money you know....