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http://www.ulc.org/catalog/jediknightcertificate-p-237.html

Jedi Knight Certificate $4.95

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To Become a Jedi requires a profound commitment and astute mind. The life of a Jedi is one of personal sacrifice. To train they live a life of simplicity and adhere to the Jedi Code which forbids material possession and emotional attachments. A Jedi is expected to obey this strict Code that includes concepts such as rational thought, patience, and benevolence. Training is done by a respected Jedi until the individual is proficient enough to start their own journey as a Jedi. This certificate brings you all the rights, privileges, and benefits the Rank of Jedi receives. This certificate bestows upon you the Rank of JEDI KNIGHT!

May the Force Be With You!

Oh christ.

Oh christ.

i dont think christ had anything to do with this one.

thats the most obvious scam i've ever seen

...And you don't even get a magic decoder ring? What a gyp!

...And you don't even get a magic decoder ring? What a gyp!


no but you get this :rolleyes:

http://www.ulc.org/catalog/images/Jedi-Knight-Large.jpg

i dont think christ had anything to do with this one.

I think this was done against the advice of Jesus.

I think this was done against the advice of Jesus.

it is from the Universal Life Church Monastery

it is from the Universal Life Church Monastery

What the hell are they doing doling out copyright-infringing certificates?

What the hell are they doing doling out copyright-infringing certificates?


maybe lucas is forming a cult.

So...Sith are really just dropouts?

So...Sith are really just dropouts?

No. Sith are the ones who didn't have the $5 for a certificate. :D

So...Sith are really just dropouts?


I guess so.

*puts hand on forehead and shakes head*

"I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody!" Shaka Luther King, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

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No. Sith are the ones who didn't have the $5 for a certificate. :D

I did not know that there was classicism within the jedi order

I did not know that there was classicism within the jedi order

Duh!
Obi-Wan Kenobi had an 'I've got money in a hidden account' upper class accent.
Yoda had a cane. Posh people have canes.

Duh!
Obi-Wan Kenobi had an 'I've got money in a hidden account' upper class accent.
Yoda had a cane. Posh people have canes.


lol It all makes sense now. It's nothing more than a cult/club for the super rich and famous, kinda like scientology.

No. Sith are the ones who didn't have the $5 for a certificate. :D
Or they're just notorious for not 'joining in'. Hmm... sounds suspiciously like SubGenii...

I always knew I was for the Empire, but I could never put my finger on the reason why 'til now...

Duh!
Obi-Wan Kenobi had an 'I've got money in a hidden account' upper class accent.
Yoda had a cane. Posh people have canes.
LMAO! And you can tell Yoda didn't even need that cane, when lightsaber fought! But's not forget, throughout the Clone-Wars, the Sith consisted of a Rich Count, and a very high ranking politician. It's obvious the Sith are just as much like this as the Jedi. They are BOTH rich-snob clubs.

LMAO! And you can tell Yoda didn't even need that cane, when lightsaber fought! But's not forget, throughout the Clone-Wars, the Sith consisted of a Rich Count, and a very high ranking politician. It's obvious the Sith are just as much like this as the Jedi. They are BOTH rich-snob clubs.

Only the Sith become extremely ugly with either age, or their total evilness factor.

LMAO! And you can tell Yoda didn't even need that cane, when lightsaber fought! But's not forget, throughout the Clone-Wars, the Sith consisted of a Rich Count, and a very high ranking politician. It's obvious the Sith are just as much like this as the Jedi. They are BOTH rich-snob clubs.


so then lightsaber battles are nothing more than preppies slapping each other with swords

so then lightsaber battles are nothing more than preppies slapping each other with swords
Exactly. They are REALLY simply fighting over politics. Think about it... But, what they don't is that they agree! Palpatine is leader of Republic. The Sith are fighting to put him, and the Jedi are fighting to keep him there. Now that's what you call ironic.:D

Exactly. They are REALLY simply fighting over politics. Think about it... But, what they don't is that they agree! Palpatine is leader of Republic. The Sith are fighting to put him, and the Jedi are fighting to keep him there. Now that's what you call ironic.:D

maybe it was just all about who is up palpatines ass the furthest....

Only the Sith become extremely ugly with either age, or their total evilness factor.
They just aren't total health freaks like the Jedi. Obi-Wan is always eating right, and exercising, and Yoda, you oughtta see him apply that cream to his face in the moring, SHEESH!

maybe it was just all about who is up palpatines ass the furthest....
Mmm, kissing up to the boss.

Mmm, kissing up to the boss.


this boss?.....

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2001/12/24/jedi.jpg

this boss?.....

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2001/12/24/jedi.jpg
Palpatine's Ex.

Palpatine's Ex.

I hear shes one bitter woman.

it is from the Universal Life Church Monastery

Hey, I was ordained by that church. :p

I hear shes one bitter woman.
Yeah, but you can cut that with a little Splenda.

Hey, I was ordained by that church. :p

then maybe they'll give you a deal for that jedi knigh certificate huh? ;)

then maybe they'll give you a deal for that jedi knigh certificate huh? ;)

I'm hoping! :D

I'm hoping! :D

i still think Lucas is forming a cult.

i still think Lucas is forming a cult.

Forming? There's essentially been a cult for almost 30 years now.

Forming? There's essentially been a cult for almost 30 years now.

no no not nerd-cult. we all know about that. I'm talking about one of those fly on a comet, lets all drink punch cult.

When I was bored, I became an ordained minister for free. I am legally able to marry people, apparently. I misplaced my certificate after some soy sauce got on it.

I hear shes one bitter woman.
He got the Empire in the divorce...AND the lightsaber!

He got the Empire in the divorce...AND the lightsaber!

I'm suprised she didn't go for half!

I'm suprised she didn't go for half!
Half?!?!? She went for the WHOLE thing, and the lightsaber. Be since he had absoulute dictatorial power, he changed the divorce laws...

Half?!?!? She went for the WHOLE thing, and the lightsaber. Be since he had absoulute dictatorial power, he changed the divorce laws...

that sure is one evil emperor......

When I was bored, I became an ordained minister for free. I am legally able to marry people, apparently. I misplaced my certificate after some soy sauce got on it.


my friends did the same, baptised their own kid.

that sure is one evil emperor......
Oh, he's bad alright, but he was upset that his wife had *GASP* an affair wtih Yoda. So Se la Ve.

Oh, he's bad alright, but he was upset that his wife had *GASP* an affair wtih Yoda. So Se la Ve.

i figured she was more of a chocolate (mace windu) lover

i figured she was more of a chocolate (mace windu) lover
Unfornately, he wasn't fond of her, so...

Unfornately, he wasn't fond of her, so...

what about the rumors of palpatine and jar jar....

what about the rumors of palpatine and jar jar....
There is no confirmation there, but the tabloids put out, say he mind-tricked Jar-Jar!:eek:

There is no confirmation there, but the tabloids put out, say he mind-tricked Jar-Jar!:eek:


he should have killed jar jar, but that is just me

Have fun, everyone! Click me (http://www.bloggerheads.com/star_wars/default.asp)! :D

Have fun, everyone! Click me (http://www.bloggerheads.com/star_wars/default.asp)! :D


excellent! now i need to learn photoshop

excellent! now i need to learn photoshop

I went out and got Photoshop the day after I stumbled across that site. :cool:

And now...for sheer cheese, click here (http://www.murdoch-watch.com/star_wars/). :D

I went out and got Photoshop the day after I stumbled across that site. :cool:

And now...for sheer cheese, click here (http://www.murdoch-watch.com/star_wars/). :D


i have no sound on PC at work *shakes fist* :headbang:

Forming? There's essentially been a cult for almost 30 years now.

Hmmm, a bad sci-fi author writes a work to screw thousands out of money, is accused of forming a cult, uses aggressive lawsuits to attack enemies, has thousands of creepy devotees. Sounds familiar, for some reason.

Hmmm, a bad sci-fi author writes a work to screw thousands out of money, uses aggressive lawsuits to attack enemies, has thousands of creepy devotees. Sounds familiar, for some reason.


its the original scientology

Hmmm, a bad sci-fi author writes a work to screw thousands out of money, is accused of forming a cult, uses aggressive lawsuits to attack enemies, has thousands of creepy devotees. Sounds familiar, for some reason.

Who you callin' creepy? :p

its the original scientology
Scientology came from Star Wars? But how can anything from Star Wars be evil? :(

Scientology came from Star Wars? But how can anything from Star Wars be evil? :(

just ask george lucas.....

my friends did the same, baptised their own kid.

It's a nice gig if you can get it.

It's a nice gig if you can get it.

yeah i suppose so. my friends seem to enjoy being able to marry and christen people.

yeah i suppose so. my friends seem to enjoy being able to marry and christen people.

I was trying to find online what you're supposed to say at a wedding, but there wasn't much out there. Mostly "planning a wedding" crap.

Omfg! This is awesome. I'm SO in!

Omfg! This is awesome. I'm SO in!


i should have made a poll as to who would go for this.....

When I was bored, I became an ordained minister for free. I am legally able to marry people, apparently. I misplaced my certificate after some soy sauce got on it.

Okay, that cracked me up. :)

Dear lord in heaven, strike me down lest I go and burn skywalker ranch to the ground, on the basis of the sheer stupidity of this idea.

Dear lord in heaven, strike me down lest I go and burn skywalker ranch to the ground, on the basis of the sheer stupidity of this idea.

what if lucas has ties with the J man. All that money you know....