Germany welcomes sheep-killing immigrant
Moral of the story: It's okay to kill sheep and damage farm property in Germany if you're an immigrant. :-)
A wild bear is roaming the German countryside for the first time since 1835, police in the Bavarian Alps say.
Seven sheep carcasses were found in Garmisch-Partenkirchen on Sunday, confirming the bear had entered Germany across the nearby Austrian border.
The bear was last spotted on Thursday in a border area in Austria after destroying a beehive.
The region's environment minister said the bear was "welcome in Bavaria" and told people they had nothing to fear.
BogMarsh
22-05-2006, 12:32
Moral of the story: It's okay to kill sheep and damage farm property in Germany if you're an immigrant. :-)
No. It's OK if you are a bear.
My privilege is NOT your right.
Harlesburg
22-05-2006, 12:35
It is ok for a 'Hunter' to kill cats if they areroaming about also...
I V Stalin
22-05-2006, 12:35
No. It's OK if you are a bear.
My privilege is NOT your right.
Moral of the story: make sure you understand sarcasm before posting on internet forums.
Biotopia
22-05-2006, 12:37
Moral of the story: make sure you understand sarcasm before posting on internet forums.
here here
BogMarsh
22-05-2006, 12:38
Moral of the story: make sure you understand sarcasm before posting on internet forums.
My first half was sarcastic.
My second half was not.
The morale?
Quod licet iovi, non licet bovi.
Neu Leonstein
22-05-2006, 12:49
1) Yaaaaay!
2) Oh, shut up with your ridiculous anti-immigrant shit again. Learn to look at the world as your playground.
BogMarsh
22-05-2006, 12:50
1) Yaaaaay!
2) Oh, shut up with your ridiculous anti-immigrant shit again. Learn to look at the world as your playground.
My playground, my ball, and my rules.
:fluffle:
Philosopy
22-05-2006, 12:53
Am I the only person who thinks this 'bear' looks suspiciously like a man in a suit?
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e283/Slippery__Jim/_41670508_bear_afp203b.jpg
Greater Alemannia
22-05-2006, 12:56
Oh excellent. Maybe it'll breed or something. If there's one thing Germany needs right now, it's more Europeaness.
Neu Leonstein
22-05-2006, 12:57
Am I the only person who thinks this 'bear' looks suspiciously like a man in a suit?
Well, I don't think that's an image of that particular bear.
Also, I haven't found any stories in German. Maybe it's just not that big a deal...:p
Philosopy
22-05-2006, 12:58
Well, I don't think that's an image of that particular bear.
Also, I haven't found any stories in German. Maybe it's just not that big a deal...:p
No, it is, straight off the BBC website.
Neu Leonstein
22-05-2006, 13:31
No, it is, straight off the BBC website.
With the caption "Wild bears once roamed widely across much of Europe".
I have found a number of news articles in German now, and one of them has a picture, with the caption "the only picture taken of the bear so far", from the 20th of May.
http://www.tirol.com/chronik/oberland/37434/index.do
http://www.tirol.com/system/galleries/upload/chronik/oberland/37434/20060520152235286img.jpg
But whatever the case may be, I think we all know what a bear looks like. :D
Philosopy
22-05-2006, 13:34
With the caption "Wild bears once roamed widely across much of Europe".
I have found a number of news articles in German now, and one of them has a picture, with the caption "the only picture taken of the bear so far", from the 20th of May.
http://www.tirol.com/chronik/oberland/37434/index.do
http://www.tirol.com/system/galleries/upload/chronik/oberland/37434/20060520152235286img.jpg
But whatever the case may be, I think we all know what a bear looks like. :D
Oh right. I hate it when the the media do that - put a photo with a story but not make it clear that actually the photo is just a random one they've found in the archives. :mad:
To be honest, I'm not particularly enthusiastic about this. Central Europe isn't what it used to be: The ecosystems and environment have changed. It's hard to predict what exactly will happen when the bears come "back" to an environment they never lived in. Maybe they will hunt sheep for food... ;)
Oh excellent. Maybe it'll breed or something.
But hard if there is only one of them...
Or maybe it is a special bear capable of reproduction by cell division?
BogMarsh
22-05-2006, 14:08
But hard if there is only one of them...
Or maybe it is a special bear capable of reproduction by cell division?
haven't you learned about In Ursu Fertiliation?
Dorstfeld
22-05-2006, 14:09
Here's the story in German.
http://www.br-online.de/umwelt-gesundheit/artikel/0605/21-braunbaer-in-bayern/
Iztatepopotla
22-05-2006, 14:32
To be honest, I'm not particularly enthusiastic about this. Central Europe isn't what it used to be: The ecosystems and environment have changed. It's hard to predict what exactly will happen when the bears come "back" to an environment they never lived in. Maybe they will hunt sheep for food... ;)
Or maybe they'll live in our houses and steal our jobs!
Dorstfeld
22-05-2006, 15:04
Or maybe they'll live in our houses and steal our jobs!
And molest our women!!!!!!
No, it is, straight off the BBC website.
*snigger* BBC to the rescue
Neu Leonstein
22-05-2006, 23:49
http://www.br-online.de/umwelt-gesundheit/artikel/0605/21-braunbaer-in-bayern/
:eek:
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
Never let politicians decide anything. Especially if they're from the CSU. In fact, how about we take democracy out of Bavaria and make it a protectorate?