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So, I think that Western society has serious issues that need to be addressed, because I believe that it's going to cause the end of the world. See, allowing all of the freedoms that it does causes disorder, which not only goes directly against the teachings of Uhatuili, but it causes entropy, which is going to cause the end of the universe!!! The only way to save ourselves from the chaos that Jaxatcar has brought is to follow Uhatuili's teachings. Here's some of the basics that we can do to fix a LOT of the damage:
1) Follow a hierarchal society, as per Uhatuili's teachings.
2) Women are the more orderly beings like Uhatuili, as per her teachings. Thus, they must be the only ones with any sort of power.
3) Slavery must be reinstated, but not the way it was before. It must follow Uhatuili's teachings, and the hierarchal society that she set down as a guideline.
4) Order must be maintained at all costs. Thus, harsher punishments should be set down to those who break the laws of order, like death.


What do you think? Have I forgotten anything?
Please respond.

You forgot your tinfoil hat.

The problem with Western society is in my sig.



Edit: Oh, and how dare you disgrace Raistlin's name, and Dalamar's position with this crap!

You forgot your tinfoil hat.
I think Tom cruise is using it.

Oh, wow, I've only gotten one other person agreeing with me. Are there so few believers of Uhatuili on NS? Why are people disagreeing with me?

You forgot your tinfoil hat.

I got mine! :D

Oh, wow, I've only gotten one other person agreeing with me. Are there so few believers of Uhatuili on NS? Why are people disagreeing with me?

Who is Uhatuili?

Who is Uhatuili?

Uhatuili is the great goddess of order and everything good! Okay, here's a basic overview of the religion (not the teachings).

There was no beginning, as Uhatuili always was and always will be. However, the beginning of the universe, as we know it, is much more definite. Before she made the universe, Uhatuili created Jaxatcar to be her lover. Although he loved her, Jaxatcar proved to be a disappointment. He loved chaos almost as much as she loved order. To fix this problem, she then created the complex, orderly universe that science is just beginning to grasp, hoping to demonstrate order in a way that he would like and want to try. Unfortunately, he liked making the universe disorderly, and that has led to the chaos that we know today.

Does that help?

Uhatuili is the great goddess of order and everything good! Okay, here's a basic overview of the religion (not the teachings).

There was no beginning, as Uhatuili always was and always will be. However, the beginning of the universe, as we know it, is much more definite. Before she made the universe, Uhatuili created Jaxatcar to be her lover. Although he loved her, Jaxatcar proved to be a disappointment. He loved chaos almost as much as she loved order. To fix this problem, she then created the complex, orderly universe that science is just beginning to grasp, hoping to demonstrate order in a way that he would like and want to try. Unfortunately, he liked making the universe disorderly, and that has led to the chaos that we know today.

Does that help?

Who comes up with this stuff and why are you surprised that there aren't bunches of followers of this religion on NS? Is this religion really big? I've never heard of it and I do try to be aware of these things.

What's this? A new religious cult? Sign me up! :rolleyes:

I voted "Yes, but not for the reasons you stated" in the poll. The principle problem with any society, Western or otherwise, is liberalism, socialism, communism, or whatever other leftist -ism you can think of. I don't expect many people on this forum will agree with me, as liberals seem to far outnumber conservatives on NS.

Well....

Screw it, this thread is just silly!

What's this? A new religious cult? Sign me up! :rolleyes:

No! Are Uhatuili's teachings really this unknown to NSers?

So, I think that Western society has serious issues that need to be addressed, because I believe that it's going to cause the end of the world. See, allowing all of the freedoms that it does causes disorder, which not only goes directly against the teachings of Uhatuili, but it causes entropy, which is going to cause the end of the universe!!! The only way to save ourselves from the chaos that Jaxatcar has brought is to follow Uhatuili's teachings. Here's some of the basics that we can do to fix a LOT of the damage:
1) Follow a hierarchal society, as per Uhatuili's teachings.
2) Women are the more orderly beings like Uhatuili, as per her teachings. Thus, they must be the only ones with any sort of power.
3) Slavery must be reinstated, but not the way it was before. It must follow Uhatuili's teachings, and the hierarchal society that she set down as a guideline.
4) Order must be maintained at all costs. Thus, harsher punishments should be set down to those who break the laws of order, like death.


What do you think? Have I forgotten anything?
Please respond.
We don't take kindly to religions 'round here. You'd best keep moving.

*crazy person*
Woo! Nothing like a spot of good old fashioned fascism and sexism to start the evening/night/early morning.
*tears up in a display of emotional disorder*
I love this place, I really do.

Woo! Nothing like a spot of good old fashioned fascism and sexism to start the evening/night/early morning.
*tears up in a display of emotional disorder*
I love this place, I really do.

I didn't originally say "*crazy person*" anywhere. Where'd that come from?

No! Are Uhatuili's teachings really this unknown to NSers?

They don't seem to be known by the good people over at Google either: Jaxatcar (http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=Jaxatcar&btnG=Search) and Uhatuili (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Uhatuili&btnG=Google+Search) "did not match any documents."

No! Are Uhatuili's teachings really this unknown to NSers?

not just here (http://www.google.com/search?q=Uhatuili)

Woo! Nothing like a spot of good old fashioned fascism and sexism to start the evening/night/early morning.
*tears up in a display of emotional disorder*
I love this place, I really do.
And here I was thinking you were completely void of emotion. I guess you learn something new every day.

Too bad I'll forget it by morning.

This guy is just a troll. If you google Uhatuili you will find that it returns zero results. Therefore, Uhatuili does not exist and Raistlins Apprentice is just looking for attention.

They don't seem to be known by the good people over at Google either: Jaxatcar (http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=Jaxatcar&btnG=Search) and Uhatuili (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Uhatuili&btnG=Google+Search) "did not match any documents."

What? They didn't? We don't have any websites? :confused: Wow... maybe I should talk to someone about that. It seems wrong to grow up with a religion and then talk to people on the internet and find that it's so unknown.

And here I was thinking you were completely void of emotion. I guess you learn something new every day.
The satellite people who control my thoughts allow me one emotional display per month, as well as two spontaneous outpourings of charity. If I'm really cooperative, they even let me pay an honest and direct compliment, but I haven't been able to earn one of those for about 8 years.

I didn't originally say "*crazy person*" anywhere. Where'd that come from?

PS--Posi==great
You are given the priviledge of changing what the person you are quoted actually said. Mostly used for shortening what a person said (often replacing a long peice of text with snips). Lots of people correct grammer, some like to replace the text with a small phrase that indicats they disagree, and others will write long rants that make the quoted person look like a jackass.

The satellite people who control my thoughts allow me one emotional display per month, as well as two spontaneous outpourings of charity. If I'm really cooperative, they even let me pay an honest and direct compliment, but I haven't been able to earn one of those for about 8 years.
So you didn't like my pasta?

This guy is just a troll. If you google Uhatuili you will find that it returns zero results. Therefore, Uhatuili does not exist and Raistlins Apprentice is just looking for attention.

but what if we don't give them the attention they want, and then they decide to kill the president to impress jodie foster?

They don't seem to be known by the good people over at Google either: Jaxatcar (http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=Jaxatcar&btnG=Search) and Uhatuili (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Uhatuili&btnG=Google+Search) "did not match any documents."
not just here (http://www.google.com/search?q=Uhatuili)
I was beaten to it, Twice. And so I am no longer the fastest trigger in the west.

but what if we don't give them the attention they want, and then they decide to kill the president to impress jodie foster?
He can have her. He is only going to end up tied to a bed.

but what if we don't give them the attention they want, and then they decide to kill the president to impress jodie foster?
You mean kill the current president... of the United States... me = totally not caring.

You are given the priviledge of changing what the person you are quoted actually said. Mostly used for shortening what a person said (often replacing a long peice of text with snips). Lots of people correct grammer, some like to replace the text with a small phrase that indicats they disagree, and others will write long rants that make the quoted person look like a jackass.

Oh. That's cool. And fixing grammar is orderly. It's good!

So, I think that Western society has serious issues that need to be addressed, because I believe that it's going to cause the end of the world. See, allowing all of the freedoms that it does causes disorder, which not only goes directly against the teachings of Uhatuili, but it causes entropy, which is going to cause the end of the universe!!! The only way to save ourselves from the chaos that Jaxatcar has brought is to follow Uhatuili's teachings. Here's some of the basics that we can do to fix a LOT of the damage:
1) Follow a hierarchal society, as per Uhatuili's teachings.
2) Women are the more orderly beings like Uhatuili, as per her teachings. Thus, they must be the only ones with any sort of power.
3) Slavery must be reinstated, but not the way it was before. It must follow Uhatuili's teachings, and the hierarchal society that she set down as a guideline.
4) Order must be maintained at all costs. Thus, harsher punishments should be set down to those who break the laws of order, like death.


What do you think? Have I forgotten anything?
Please respond.

1: I guess yes, that may be true...

2: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! Women should not rule generally, and should NEVER rule for that reason. 1: Women are generally more emotional then men. 2: Women are generally non-aggressive when they need to be. 3: Order is nothing when compared with these first two reasons.

3: I dunno on that one...it depends, but probably not...

4: YES! DEFINITELY!! You have my FULL support on this issue.

So you didn't like my pasta?
The pasta was passable; the spicy meat-ah-ball, however? That was a bit much.

but what if we don't give them the attention they want, and then they decide to kill the president to impress jodie foster?
All the better, I'm sure Jodie Foster would appreciate some aid to her dying cultural relevance and President could use a few assassins right now. Getting shot tends to help one's popularity (think anyone would remember JFK if he hadn't been popped on tape?), and all.

I voted "Yes, but not for the reasons you stated" in the poll. The principle problem with any society, Western or otherwise, is liberalism, socialism, communism, or whatever other leftist -ism you can think of. I don't expect many people on this forum will agree with me, as liberals seem to far outnumber conservatives on NS.
I'm conservative!:D

1: I guess yes, that may be true...

2: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! Women should not rule generally, and should NEVER rule for that reason. 1: Women are generally more emotional then men. 2: Women are generally non-aggressive when they need to be. 3: Order is nothing when compared with these first two reasons.

3: I dunno on that one...it depends, but probably not...

4: YES! DEFINITELY!! You have my FULL support on this issue.

Thank you for your insightful response.

I'm conservative!:D
If you are conservative, then I am a Socialist. And that just ain't so.....wait a gosh darn minute... *wiki's socialism* errrm *totally disregards the wiki article*...*searches for DHomme posts*... I am a socialist.:eek:

Oh, and most of all, although there are women who I'd choose you rule in a heartbeat, I'd say the biggest flaw with all-female rule, is they are generally VERY irrational.

The pasta was passable; the spicy meat-ah-ball, however? That was a bit much.
What can I say, I like cliches. I am not going to put the accent there god damn it.

sorry but, there are a few problems with your theory....

1) its not just Western Society thats not following her rules, its everyone not believing in her, and using her ways which would be most everybody in the world, so putting it all on just western society is like saying if we kill osama bin laden terrorrism will just go away. it wont, it'll keep going. gotta get all of it!

2) i've been proven to by God, that god and Jesus exist. Or that there is a higher being, and sorry its not ujiultia or whatever.

3) I tried looking up Uhatuili on google to find out what exactly it is.. NOTHING came up, infact it didnt even give me a list of anything, the entire page was blank.... it said your search matches nothing in our documents

4) This not only leads me to beleive that this is yet again another branch from some other religion, but probably nothing at all.

5) it stats that women are a more ordearly beings. This is not only false but stereotypical, and of course a girl woud follow this.. I do have to admit that in all women are more ordearly but.. have you seen my father?!! i mean damn... and if you look back in history most of the greatest of all humans were men, and they brought us farther, now there were a few men who did take us far back like Hitler, and there were a few women too who did alot of great things.. which proves my statement that not all women are ordearly, and that some men are too.. making that not only a very ungod like thing to say but stereotypical as well.

6) "Only women should have any sort of power" Kinda seems like your putting us backwards, not forwards like your claiming to try to do. We are giving women alot more freedoms now, and not only that, TO MUCH.. look at the world today... women are starting to get just as much in income as men, however, men still have to pay more for benefits.. now, this is where my memory fails me because i cannot remember exactly what.. however i've seen many commercials where the guy has to pay alot more than the women. We are not only letting you have any job you want now, but you also have to pay less also.. as far as i'm concerened you have nothing to complain about.

7) once again, how are men built? we are meant to be strong, and have a great sense battle tactics, and we are built to be quick thinking in a tuff situation. How are women built? feelings to protect the young ones, feed, nurture, and protect the sick, and weak. There are always exceptions to everything of course, most scientist are men, but they need to have an enourmous amount of common sense, and be extremely smart as well, and women if they get stuck in a corner with a child even a man can have a hard time of it. However, if we balance these things out, we can overcome anything. lets face it, there will always be fighting and war, even in YOUR world, if this all did happen... War would break out.. therefore almost making your society obsolete...

8) This society, and belief reminds me of totalitarian or even communist thought... No one is equal, therefore there must be a super power to keep everything in balance.. i agree that no government is perfect, in each government there are people striving to go against the government, and poor people in each government.. we are only humans, nothing is perfect, and you can say"But if we just follow these everything will," well i can with 100% confidence say that humans cannot follow anything 100%...

9) "order must be obtained at all costs, so severe punishment and even death should be the punishiment?" so you suggest that your torture and scare all your people into obedience? sounds like something like what a dictator would do... oh wait.. its EXACTLY what dictators do!!! scrare the populace into obedience and give those select few, and in your case females all the power,(and lets be truthfull), let them do whatever they want.. humans are greedy, plain and simple, some not as much as others, but there are some, MEN AND WOMEN, who if given power, will sieze it, and use it!

10) theres nothing anybody can do to stop everyone who would use this to there advantage you will have someone who seems sincere up at the top, and are very powerfull, and will use it to get there way. it has already happend many many times, and we WERE watching for it, yet it still happend.

I have nothing against communism, i know what it is. totalitarian, terrorism, and dictators are only out to get there way, and keep themselves in power. They scare the populace into being quiet, and kill anyone who says, but wait.. thats not fair to the rest of us.. look at what happend when the U.S. went into iraq.. TONS of people turned against saddam Hussien, and alot of his own troops surrendered to the U.S. and Allied forces. Why? Because they were deathly afraid of Saddam Hussien. and KNEW that the allied forces wouldnt treat them as bad as he did, even when they were captured.

Your society and beliefs has everything we should not follow, totalitarian, terrorism, and dictatorship. in your society we are not all equal... u know what.. thats the only thing you got right.. we arent.. someone born in a high class, has a better chance of getting a good education than the lower class.. but both Communism and Democracy try to fix this. Communism i must say does a better job, but Democracy is trying to jump up. Democracy has taken alot of steps to help this. Democracy has also taken many steps to allow lower and middle class people go up a step, if they want..

Your society is just like the Medieval Ages except backwards.. Women are the Rulers, Men are the Peasants.. There is NO PROOF that this belief will bring us farther, and make everyone happy.. there is ALOT of proof that suggest you'll make most people extremely unhappy, scared, and left out. except say the women. These are my reasons, and why i beliefe no one has heard of this beleif, it is everything the world is trying to get rid of.. These are old thoughts and tactics to make people follow someone else.. not live how they want to live, and say what they want to say. It is Merely a way to make people scared into following you..

As a woman I'd say our supposed irrationality is far less of a threat than your male tendency to need to compensate for your penile inferiority complexes which lead you to start killing other people.

And on another note, I like entropy. The whole concept of it is just so... *muah* beautiful.

By the way, the average woman pays MORE for benefits than men. Why? Beacuse most insurance comapnies charge us extra since we can get pregnant (thus incurring large medical expenses) while men, obviously, can not.

By the way, the average woman pays MORE for benefits than men. Why? Beacuse most insurance comapnies charge us extra since we can get pregnant (thus incurring large medical expenses) while men, obviously, can not.
You pay for your benifits? Isn't that your employer's job?

As a woman I'd say our supposed irrationality is far less of a threat than your male tendency to need to compensate for your penile inferiority complexes which lead you to start killing other people.

And on another note, I like entropy. The whole concept of it is just so... *muah* beautiful.
You are CA-RAZY woman.

She made it up. SHE is starting a new religion. Give us a link, or face this accusation!:mad:

I don't know of any. I said earlier that I'm going to have to talk to someone about this when people noticed that there wasn't anything on google.

"If it doesn't appear in the google archives, it doesn't exist..."

I support this claim with the same experiment. You are a egotistical liar, and trying to start a women-only cult!:eek:

Isn't that Wicca? It's only been around for 50-ish years...

Isn't that Wicca? It's only been around for 50-ish years...
50 years...IT SHOULD DEFINITELY HAVE SOMETHING ON LINE FOR ITSELF BY THEN!

50 years...IT SHOULD DEFINITELY HAVE SOMETHING ON LINE FOR ITSELF BY THEN!

? Pretty sure that Wicca does have something online.

WHOOPS! No sorry, found it...http://www.religioustolerance.org/witchcra.htm

WHOOPS! No sorry, found it...http://www.religioustolerance.org/witchcra.htm

So there's something online for Wicca. I was right.

You deleted stuff. Why?

So there's something online for Wicca. I was right.
Yes, though you could have at least taken the trouble to post this your self.

You deleted stuff. Why?
So you wouldn't quote it!:p

*blinks* Can you tell me what you deleted?

*blinks* Can you tell me what you deleted?
Material contradictiang evidence I recently used to prove myself wrong...

Yes, though you could have at least taken the trouble to post this your self.

Why did I need to post it?

Material contradictiang evidence I recently used to prove myslf wrong...

Oh, was that the post where you said that if it isn't in the google archives, it doesn't exist?

So, I think that Western society has serious issues that need to be addressed, because I believe that it's going to cause the end of the world. See, allowing all of the freedoms that it does causes disorder, which not only goes directly against the teachings of Uhatuili, but it causes entropy, which is going to cause the end of the universe!!! The only way to save ourselves from the chaos that Jaxatcar has brought is to follow Uhatuili's teachings. Here's some of the basics that we can do to fix a LOT of the damage:
1) Follow a hierarchal society, as per Uhatuili's teachings.
2) Women are the more orderly beings like Uhatuili, as per her teachings. Thus, they must be the only ones with any sort of power.
3) Slavery must be reinstated, but not the way it was before. It must follow Uhatuili's teachings, and the hierarchal society that she set down as a guideline.
4) Order must be maintained at all costs. Thus, harsher punishments should be set down to those who break the laws of order, like death.


What do you think? Have I forgotten anything?
Please respond.
Are gay men considered more orderly beings, like women?

If so, count me in. If not, screw that, I'm not leaving this patriarchal machocracy to enter a matriarchal femicracy.

Are gay men considered more orderly beings, like women?

If so, count me in. If not, screw that, I'm not leaving this patriarchal machocracy to enter a matriarchal femicracy.

Gay men are more orderly beings than straight men, according to the interpretations made on the teachings of Uhatuili.

Gay men are more orderly beings than straight men, according to the interpretations made on the teachings of Uhatuili.
Cool. Now about that slavery thing... does it involve pacifying agressive straight males through sexual reeducation? Because if so, I definitely want to join whatever crazy sect that Uhatuili guru's from...

Oh, was that the post where you said that if it isn't in the google archives, it doesn't exist?
Nope, that comment was funny, and I kept it. The others I deleted.

Gay men are more orderly beings than straight men, according to the interpretations made on the teachings of Uhatuili.
How does someone's sexual preference make them more orderly? Because a guy REALLY likes guys, and you hate them you let him in...hmmm your beleifs are as screwed-up as they come in MY opinion.

How does someone's sexual preference make them more orderly? Because a guy REALLY likes guys, and you hate them you let him in...hmmm your beleifs are as screwed-up as they come in MY opinion.
Hey, never try to reason with crazy religious folks. Just go with the flow and try to make a place for yourself in their future crazy theocracy like I did.

Besides, you're overlooking the fact that many gay men aren't afraid to cultivate qualities often associated with women, like sensitivity, nurturing, compassion, etc. without being necessarily prone to emotionnal outbursts or mood swings in the (thrice damned) week of doom every month. Take me, for example. That sort of makes us like... demigods, embodying the greatness of both male and female halves of our being... BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! :D


Or something.

Cool. Now about that slavery thing... does it involve pacifying agressive straight males through sexual reeducation? Because if so, I definitely want to join whatever crazy sect that Uhatuili guru's from...

I'm afraid not. Sexual reeducation defies the order that Uhatuili put into the universe in the first place. Gay men are considered more orderly because apparently they share certain brain structures with females rather than straight males, and that this causes them to act more feminine. It is believed that this will include feminine incline towards order, so gay men are considered more orderly than straight men, in general. The specifics of which man will be where in the hierarchy depends on the man himself.

I must say, except for your strick-laws, if you came to power, I would fight you with every drop of blood in me. I'd form a rebellion, I'd--wait a sec...this is a good RP idea!:D

I'm afraid not. Sexual reeducation defies the order that Uhatuili put into the universe in the first place. Gay men are considered more orderly because apparently they share certain brain structures with females rather than straight males, and that this causes them to act more feminine. It is believed that this will include feminine incline towards order, so gay men are considered more orderly than straight men, in general. The specifics of which man will be where in the hierarchy depends on the man himself.
Well, spoony. It was worth asking. Still, I'm glad I'll be a notch up from the lowly slave when the rule of the tyrannical Uhatuili priestesses come to pass. I'll be sure to make myself useful.

I find it strange an all-powerful Godess could chose a crappy husband. If she can't even marry the right guy she has no buisness running creation!:mad:

Thank you for inadvertently participating in my social deviancy project for psych class. The point of this project was to pick a social norm, and break it! (And then watch the results...) I chose to do this by creating a religion (and purposely making sure it wasn't google-able, so that no one could sue me for bad connotations...) that would be at odds with things that most people here on NS hold dear. I do not believe in Uhatuili, or in any of the "teachings" suggested here, although it was very funny to pretend I did. I laughed quite often.

Parkus Empire, I'd appreciate it if you could tell me what were in the deleted posts (basic gist is fine if you can't remember exact wording), although the fact that you deleted them is significant too. ;)

Hope you all don't hate me for this, and I hope I haven't disturbed your peace (or your sleep, for that matter).

This hereby ends my findings for the social deviance project. Anything posted hereafter, other than Parkus Empire telling me what was on the deleted posts, will not be included in my findings.

Deleted posts were simply denying this could possibly be a real religion...they were right?

I was right, wasn't I? Raistlins: full of shit.

Thank you for inadvertently participating in my social deviancy project for psych class. The point of this project was to pick a social norm, and break it! (And then watch the results...) I chose to do this by creating a religion (and purposely making sure it wasn't google-able, so that no one could sue me for bad connotations...) that would be at odds with things that most people here on NS hold dear. I do not believe in Uhatuili, or in any of the "teachings" suggested here, although it was very funny to pretend I did. I laughed quite often.

Parkus Empire, I'd appreciate it if you could tell me what were in the deleted posts (basic gist is fine if you can't remember exact wording), although the fact that you deleted them is significant too. ;)

Hope you all don't hate me for this, and I hope I haven't disturbed your peace (or your sleep, for that matter).

This hereby ends my findings for the social deviance project. Anything posted hereafter, other than Parkus Empire telling me what was on the deleted posts, will not be included in my findings.
You should have broken a social norm involving porn. Would have gotten a much bigger response.

Parkus' deated post said that there were no pages on wiccan, then he googled and found some.

Say a while and post. Don't just be another thirty-poster. Try to get 200, by then you shall never want to leave.

Deleted posts were simply denying this could possibly be a real religion...they were right?

Theoretically, something exactly like this could be a real religion. This one, however, is not. Do you know what your posts said more specifically, or no?

You should have broken a social norm involving porn. Would have gotten a much bigger response.

Parkus' deated post said that there were no pages on wiccan, then he googled and found some.

Say a while and post. Don't just be another thirty-poster. Try to get 200, by then you shall never want to leave.

I actually do post a lot, and enjoy it. Really. Mum has to force me off the computer! I used this one because I didn't want anyone to recognize me and go "wait... that poster doesn't think anything like that... what's going on here?" and screw up my data. I actually recognized two of the posters on this thread, and one of them would have recognized me if I used my normal ones, so it's a good thing I did!

I actually do post a lot, and enjoy it. Really. Mum has to force me off the computer! I used this one because I didn't want anyone to recognize me and go "wait... that poster doesn't think anything like that... what's going on here?" and screw up my data. I actually recognized two of the posters on this thread, and one of them would have recognized me if I used my normal ones, so it's a good thing I did!
Who are you really?

Who are you really?

Heh, I really don't want this associated with me. Really. No one will ever believe me if it is... they'll think it's just another psych experiment or something.
On the bright side, they might start believing me when I say that such and such psych thing is true...
But yeah. I didn't want this associated with me, which is another reason why I chose this one instead of one of my normal ones. This is the one that I use to see what the weird/funny answers to the issues do, so I thought it would be believable for this experiment, lol.

Heh, I really don't want this associated with me. Really. No one will ever believe me if it is... they'll think it's just another psych experiment or something.
On the bright side, they might start believing me when I say that such and such psych thing is true...
But yeah. I didn't want this associated with me, which is another reason why I chose this one instead of one of my normal ones. This is the one that I use to see what the weird/funny answers to the issues do, so I thought it would be believable for this experiment, lol.
So you're Myrth? Because I know we have bastardized him by making his name a standard.

So you're Myrth? Because I know we have bastardized him by making his name a standard.

Nope. Only one person has managed to make me sound unbelievable, etc., although I don't think that person actually succeeded in the long hall... 'cause that person was pretty extreme... lol

Edit: I wonder if that person was in my class and doing their social deviation project? ;)

I'm going to state this in the nicest possible way...

Raistlins Apprentice, You're a moron.

I'm going to state this in the nicest possible way...

Raistlins Apprentice, You're a moron.

Seconded and passed!

Not to worry. Western society will be saved when the Flying Spaghetti Monster returns to save us all and pirates roam the Earth once more.

Not to worry. Western society will be saved when the Flying Spaghetti Monster returns to save us all and pirates roam the Earth once more.

We're all touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Not to worry. Western society will be saved when the Flying Spaghetti Monster returns to save us all and pirates roam the Earth once more.
I hope it dosn't turn out like a japanese hentai film.

I hope it dosn't turn out like a japanese hentai film.

I don't think His Noodly Appendages are used for that ._.

I don't think His Noodly Appendages are used for that ._.

That's a relief!
I can now wear mini-skirts without fear.

I'm out to get you. Rubber gloves, remember? I wouldn't.

I'm out to get you. Rubber gloves, remember? I wouldn't.
:eek: Noooo!!!! Anything but the rubber gloves! You are far more terrifying than any spaghetti monster.

Hehehe, that's going in the sig :D

Hehehe, that's going in the sig :D
What? I've been sigged? Well I supposed that's better than whatever you had in mind with the rubber gloves...

Heh, don't think you'll ever be safe from that.

Heh, don't think you'll ever be safe from that.
I live in constant fear...:(

The trouble is, with my hypnoray I could be visiting you every day and you wouldn't remember. :D

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Thank you for inadvertently participating in my social deviancy project for psych class. The point of this project was to pick a social norm, and break it! (And then watch the results...) I chose to do this by creating a religion (and purposely making sure it wasn't google-able, so that no one could sue me for bad connotations...) that would be at odds with things that most people here on NS hold dear. I do not believe in Uhatuili, or in any of the "teachings" suggested here, although it was very funny to pretend I did. I laughed quite often.

Parkus Empire, I'd appreciate it if you could tell me what were in the deleted posts (basic gist is fine if you can't remember exact wording), although the fact that you deleted them is significant too. ;)

Hope you all don't hate me for this, and I hope I haven't disturbed your peace (or your sleep, for that matter).

This hereby ends my findings for the social deviance project. Anything posted hereafter, other than Parkus Empire telling me what was on the deleted posts, will not be included in my findings.

The trouble is, with my hypnoray I could be visiting you every day and you wouldn't remember. :D
The hypno-ray! I forgot all about that! Of course. :rolleyes: But you've warned me now so next time I'll be ready for you. That is, I'll be ready to stop you!

Yeah, right. I know you like it really :D

I don't know wat's lamer, the original thread or the intention that it was started for.

Yeah, right. I know you like it really :D
Don't say that, think of my reputation!

I've been sigged again! PS. I'm female.

I kind of got that from the miniskirt thing.

*looks at sig.

Arses.

I kind of got that from the miniskirt thing.

*looks at sig.

Arses.

Heh! I could just be into cross-dressing...You never know! ;)

Intriguing...

Intriguing...
Yeah, but you probably know the truth anyway, what with your hypno-ray and all! :rolleyes:

Yeah, but you probably know the truth anyway, what with your hypno-ray and all! :rolleyes:

Again, arses. My hypno-ray is revealed for the sham it is: a piece of card with spirals on it attatched to a wheel!

Again, arses. My hypno-ray is revealed for the sham it is: a piece of card with spirals on it attatched to a wheel!
So I have no need to fear you then...or have you still got the rubber gloves?

So I have no need to fear you then...or have you still got the rubber gloves?

I always have the rubber gloves. Canary yellow and terrifying as Lucifer himself.

I always have the rubber gloves. Canary yellow and terrifying as Lucifer himself.
I'll testify on that, I've not even seen the things and I'm already shitting my pants! figuratively speaking of course.

Er... Hmmkay.

Er... Hmmkay.

Heh heh...I know you don't have a hypno-ray now. I'm going to be scareing you off...*dons pink rubber gloves*

That won't scare me, oh no, quite the opposite. :D

That won't scare me, oh no, quite the opposite. :D
Oh yeah, you have a rubber glove fetish don't you? Somehow I managed to forget!!! Never mind then. *Removes Gloves*

One more victory for the forces of perversion.

One more victory for the forces of perversion.

I should've given up a long time ago! But that would have been very...french-like.

Bah! Frenchy knavery!

You know, this has been going on for three pages. Do you think we're being a little silly? :rolleyes: Oh well, it was a stupid thread anyways.

Thread hijacking is a noble art, and this has been a textbook example of how it's done. :D

Thread hijacking is a noble art, and this has been a textbook example of how it's done. :D
Yup
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:lKabey3hVH91QM:users.du.se/~gt99tno/misc/gaf/hijack.gif

But it was called for...

Thread hijacking is a noble art, and this has been a textbook example of how it's done. :D
Yeah, everyone else seems to be scared off. I blame it entirely on you of course. Corrupting such a sweet, inocent person such as myself with your talk of...whatever it was you were intending to do with those rubber gloves.

Not to worry. Western society will be saved when the Flying Spaghetti Monster returns to save us all and pirates roam the Earth once more.
No! This is the person who unwittingly started all this!

Yeah, everyone else seems to be scared off. I blame it entirely on you of course. Corrupting such a sweet, inocent person such as myself with your talk of...whatever it was you were intending to do with those rubber gloves.

You don't want to know.
:)

No! This is the person who unwittingly started all this

Yay! Somebody else to blame!

Yay! Somebody else to blame!

Always a good thing!

Always a good thing!

Thread hijacking and blaming someone else: the winning pair. It's an added bonus if it really was somebody else!

Yeah, everyone else seems to be scared off. I blame it entirely on you of course. Corrupting such a sweet, inocent person such as myself with your talk of...whatever it was you were intending to do with those rubber gloves.
Lies, lies, ALL LIES!

...you know what I mean, right?

Lies, lies, ALL LIES!

...you know what I mean, right?

I know exactly what you mean! You were never scared off. You were looking in all along wasn't you? Another guy with a rubber glove fetish...;)

*snigger*
Join the yellow side!

I don't mean jaundice.

I know exactly what you mean! You were never scared off. You were looking in all along wasn't you? Another guy with a rubber glove fetish...;)
...

That actually sounds better then the truth, so I'll go with "Yeah, that's it..." :p

Thank you for inadvertently participating in my social deviancy project for psych class.

that's no way to impress jodie foster

Yes, there is something very wrong with Western society and you're part of it. Who the hell are those guys, anyway?

Seconded and passed!
I vote yes, on retardeed 42...shall I make a poll?

If you are conservative, then I am a Socialist. And that just ain't so.....wait a gosh darn minute... *wiki's socialism* errrm *totally disregards the wiki article*...*searches for DHomme posts*... I am a socialist.:eek:

Wait...

What?

Im getting scared now.

The actual problem in western society is that people think they can deliberately screw around with other people if it's for some wider cause.

Of which, pleasantly, this thread is a neat example.

Isn't that odd? ^^;

It's nothing held against you personally. It just so happens that it's a neat example.

Thank you for inadvertently participating in my social deviancy project for psych class. The point of this project was to pick a social norm, and break it! (And then watch the results...) I chose to do this by creating a religion (and purposely making sure it wasn't google-able, so that no one could sue me for bad connotations...) that would be at odds with things that most people here on NS hold dear. I do not believe in Uhatuili, or in any of the "teachings" suggested here, although it was very funny to pretend I did. I laughed quite often.

Parkus Empire, I'd appreciate it if you could tell me what were in the deleted posts (basic gist is fine if you can't remember exact wording), although the fact that you deleted them is significant too. ;)

Hope you all don't hate me for this, and I hope I haven't disturbed your peace (or your sleep, for that matter).

This hereby ends my findings for the social deviance project. Anything posted hereafter, other than Parkus Empire telling me what was on the deleted posts, will not be included in my findings.

Hmmm, trolling and a social experiment. I wonder if that constitutes Homework Help...

The problem with western society is that we're becoming too complacent and comfortable. We need some more discomfort to get our asses back into gear. Get us wanting to make some more money.

ok, so this whole religious belief is just screwed up, reminds me of what Hitler was doing. and alot of other dumb a**'s in the world. Smart as they were, in heart they were cruel. that's all i need to know to boot this belief out the door. if ANYONE did read my incredibly long reasons of why this religion isnt right.. then i'm sure some people would agree with me. However i still go by a saying that "I may not agree with what you say, but i'll fight to the death your right to say it." however that doesnt mean, i wont fight you afterwords, for the fact that your wrong in my facts and beliefs.

Lets not go backwards people, lets not go back into the Dark Ages.. Rome was wonderful.. screwed up in some ways yes, (kinda like now) but still wonderfull... then it declined into the Dark Ages, of nothing but killing, and using lower class people for hard labor, while the top got to live the high life.. this is what we are trying to get rid of. Follow this religion and we are definetly gonna decline backwards, not forwards, forwards, like the majority of us are trying to do.

Oh, wow, I've only gotten one other person agreeing with me. Are there so few believers of Uhatuili on NS? Why are people disagreeing with me?
Who's Uhatuili?

however that doesnt mean, i wont fight you afterwords, for the fact that your wrong in my facts and beliefs.
Seems kinda counterproductive. If you refuse to allow them to think it, what is the value in fighting to let them say it?

And, in case everyone missed it, the religion isn't real. >_>