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A simple question, if you were born with "Hitler", and your mother, being ether a Hitler fan, or an idiot, names you Adolf. Hypotheticaly, with your currrent knowlage and veiws...would you change it? Not just the first name, bbut hte last one too.

A simple question, if you were born with "Hitler", and your mother, being ether a Hitler fan, of idot, names you Adolf. Hypotheticaly, with your currrent knowlage and veiws...would you change it?

to 'I love' or 'Uber'
Or not, whatever. Any kid named Hitler is going to get the shit kicked out of him, regardless of the first name. May as well be Adolf.

Maybe. Or I might considering becoming Jewish.

Teehee! Of course not! It'll be great seeing peoples reactions when you've introduced yourself. :D

Yea I'd change it. Wouldn't be that fun I don't think.

possibly. But in that circumstance, only the first name, and only to "Mecha".

Yes. Every form I'd fill out ever would get thrown away because they'd think it was a joke.

Not only would I change it, I would guilt my mother at every chance.

"What possessed you to name me THAT? I got beat up AGAIN today!"

Nah, I'm too lazy.

Not only would I change it, I would guilt my mother at every chance.

"What possessed you to name me THAT? I got beat up AGAIN today!"

Maybe she called you that so you would get picked on a lot, and then you'd grow up to be tough. I'll have to remember that for when I decide to have kids. Little Adolf, George. W and Margerat. heh heh heh! :rolleyes:

yes i would change it.
i would change it to 'adolf pol pot mussolini stalin hitler'

I met someone that had that last name, although they tried to get off like it was pronounced differently (Hight-ler) but it was spelt Hitler.

No, but I'd become a radical communist and convert to reform Judaism!

"Welcome Comrades, today, the British Really Cool Radical Communist Uber Party welcomes its new leader, so give a big hand to ADOLF HITLER!"

Maybe she called you that so you would get picked on a lot, and then you'd grow up to be tough. I'll have to remember that for when I decide to have kids. Little Adolf, George. W and Margerat. heh heh heh! :rolleyes:

All she'd have to do then is call you "Michael Jackson".

possibly. But in that circumstance, only the first name, and only to "Mecha".
Or The ghost of...:D

Why on Earth would you keep a name like that? I can't see any motivation at all unless you are clinically insane.

Why on Earth would you keep a name like that? I can't see any motivation at all unless you are clinically insane.
That was MY thought on the subject...

Why on Earth would you keep a name like that? I can't see any motivation at all unless you are clinically insane.
It's just a name. Stop discriminating against the Adolf Hitlers of the world.

No, but I'd become a radical communist and convert to reform Judaism!

"Welcome Comrades, today, the British Really Cool Radical Communist Uber Party welcomes its new leader, so give a big hand to ADOLF HITLER!"
Just remember, if you're ever named Iosef V. Stalin, you gotta become a Neo-Nazi.

It's just a name. Stop discriminating against the Adolf Hitlers of the world.
How many are there? Do they realize what their name means? Of them how many are crazy skinheads?

I know this is a joke, but you probably shouldn't joke about this type of thing.

How many are there? Do they realize what their name means? Of them how many are crazy skinheads?

I know this is a joke, but you probably shouldn't joke about this type of thing.
I'm related to Hitler, and I rarely mention it.(One of his illigetimate sons was my grandfather on my mother's side.) You've got a point in that the stigma would probably be too much to bear...for a child.

BUT

An adult could handle it. Further, anyone who is actually named that would have changed their name to it anyway. I, personally, think someone like Lunatic Goofballs should do it just for kicks.

I'm related to Hitler, and I rarely mention it.(One of his illigetimate sons was my grandfather on my mother's side.) You've got a point in that the stigma would probably be too much to bear...for a child.

BUT

An adult could handle it. Further, anyone who is actually named that would have changed their name to it anyway. I, personally, think someone like Lunatic Goofballs should do it just for kicks.

OMFGZ-RZ U r NaZI!11!11eleventyone1!!1

OMFGZ-RZ U r NaZI!11!11eleventyone1!!1
Not so, but you knew that, and furthermore, were saying that in jest. Unfortunately, I learned from experience that most people who hear me say that actually start thinking I really am a Nazi and treat me as such. One Neo-Nazi who heard about it somehow even started treating me like a dear friend until I told him to fuck off.

I wouldn't change it, but I'd get a nickname and have people know me by that one.

"Hi! I'm Adolf Hitler, but my friends call me... Cherry."

Not so, but you knew that, and furthermore, were saying that in jest. Unfortunately, I learned from experience that most people who hear me say that actually start thinking I really am a Nazi and treat me as such. One Neo-Nazi who heard about it somehow even started treating me like a dear friend until I told him to fuck off.

Smells like internet b-b-b-b-b-b-bullshit!

Why on Earth would you keep a name like that? I can't see any motivation at all unless you are clinically insane.

I'd keep the name! Me! Me! ME! :D

Why on Earth would you keep a name like that? I can't see any motivation at all unless you are clinically insane.
I'd keep the name! Me! Me! ME! :D
*nods*

in an ideal world, I would keep the name I was born with. but since the name Adolf Hitler has a negative historical connotation, I'd get a lot of BS from society and what not, so it'd only make sense to change your name... unless of course you can handle living in this world with a name like that.

Maybe she called you that so you would get picked on a lot, and then you'd grow up to be tough. I'll have to remember that for when I decide to have kids. Little Adolf, George. W and Margerat. heh heh heh! :rolleyes:
Like the Johnny Cash song A Boy Named Sue.

Awesomenes song ever!:)

No, and I'd go around wearing devil horns... it'd be awesome!:D

How many are there? Do they realize what their name means? Of them how many are crazy skinheads?

I know this is a joke, but you probably shouldn't joke about this type of thing.


Dude, if you can't joke about someone who sent millions to their death who can you joke about?

Dude, if you can't joke about someone who sent millions to their death who can you joke about?
Cheese. :D

Id change the pronunciation to :Odulf Heetler

Like in Young Frankenstein, he has it as "Fronk-un-shteen"

Yes, Adolf is not exactly feminine :p

I'd change it to Benito Mussolini - or... Fidel Castro.

A simple question, if you were born with "Hitler", and your mother, being ether a Hitler fan, or an idiot, names you Adolf. Hypotheticaly, with your currrent knowlage and veiws...would you change it? Not just the first name, bbut hte last one too.Considering that "Hitler" was a bastardization of "Heidler" that only one family we know of was subject to (one Alois Heidler), we can feel pretty confident that the last name won't be showing up on birth certificates as a last name.

What scares me is an urban legend about a Brazilian woman that named her kid Hitler Stalin Mussolini, because she heard they were important historical figures.

Considering that "Hitler" was a bastardization of "Heidler" that only one family we know of was subject to (one Alois Heidler), we can feel pretty confident that the last name won't be showing up on birth certificates as a last name.

What scares me is an urban legend about a Brazilian woman that named her kid Hitler Stalin Mussolini, because she heard they were important historical figures.


It does stand out from standard names in Brazil, such as:
Leonardo Plato Aristobulos.

They don't pick 'em for meaning.

I'd keep it just to piss people off then change it.

Yeah, I would. You'd be subject to too much prejudice otherwise; imagine passing a prospective employer your resumé, or trying to make travel reservations.


What scares me is an urban legend about a Brazilian woman that named her kid Hitler Stalin Mussolini, because she heard they were important historical figures.

LOL.

No, I'd just insist that it be pronounced "Gxhnwjueoddlllffelcplriuecxewaggofhe".

Come on, it's just a name. :p

I heard that a family in Germany did have the name of Hitler, and they decided to change it by adding an S...to the beginning.

Say hello to the Shitler family.

The only way I'd keep the name 'Hitler' would be if my parents'd named me Edward Elizabeth Hitler.

http://www.totaltwaddle.co.uk/board/avatars/twaddle%20avs/ade.gif

And even then, I'd stick with the nickname 'Chopper'.

If my name was Adolf Hitler (which, thankfully it is not) I would doubtless be a resident of, oh, say, Germany or Austria. As a result I would change my name to something awesome. Something like...Baron von Stroganoff!

A simple question, if you were born with "Hitler", and your mother, being ether a Hitler fan, or an idiot, names you Adolf. Hypotheticaly, with your currrent knowlage and veiws...would you change it? Not just the first name, bbut hte last one too.

No. Optimus Prime and God are already taken.

If my name was Adolf Hitler (which, thankfully it is not) I would doubtless be a resident of, oh, say, Germany or Austria. As a result I would change my name to something awesome. Something like...Baron von Stroganoff!
Hah, good one.

Yeah, I'd change it. I would like to see my 21st birthday.

Maybe he can change his fist name to Fuck.

Fuck Hitler. :)

Maybe he can change his fist name to Fuck.

Fuck Hitler. :)

:D

Not only would I change it, I would guilt my mother at every chance.

"What possessed you to name me THAT? I got beat up AGAIN today!"

LOL. "Poor Adolf. Want a cookie? How about a regime? That'll show those bastards.."

I know a Bangladeshi student at my Texas college called Saddam Hussein. :eek:

He was quite embarassed by it even though fellow American students were not picking on him for his name...:cool:

I would change it to "Lord James Hitler"

"The First"

Hell no! With a name like that, world domination suddenly seems easier. ;)

No, I'd just insist that it be pronounced "Gxhnwjueoddlllffelcplriuecxewaggofhe".

Come on, it's just a name. :p
It didn't work for Cat Stevens or that 6 month old baby...

Karl Marx Hitler.:p

I would keep it, then I would do my hair and mustache like his, and just let the good time roll. :D

I'm sick in the head and delightfully mad.

I knew a guy named Jay Walker who nearly got thrown in jail for jaywalking when the cop asked his name to write a citation.

Adolf Hitler: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Adolf Hitler.

Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.

Adolf Hitler: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started killing Jews.

Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Ade instead of Adolf?

Adolf Hitler: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.


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Adolf Hitler: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Adolf Hitler.

Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.

Adolf Hitler: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started killing Jews.

Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Ade instead of Adolf?

Adolf Hitler: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.


-shamelessly stolen and edited

Office Space right?

yep

Office Space right?
I do beleive it was...:D

I'm jewish. I wouldn't last 10 minutes. C'mon, cut me some slack you gentile!

Jean-Luc Hitler. Hitler était un imbécile faible. La France a été sauvée par le fait qui avait retardé le developement mental. Comment pouvez-vous perdre à un pois-cerveau paranoïde ?