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Okay, so Pac Man is a foreigner in the maze. Those blotches are only protecting their limited supply of food. Pac Man is stealing it and devouring all of it without any concern for the rest. What's worse is that he then murders the blotches and eats their bodies. He's a sick, twisted motherfucker. Game Protagonist? I think not.

Just kids entertainment. I mean, read Hansel and Gretel sometime, will ya?

Game Protagonist? I think not.

I think the phrase you are looking for is 'raver'.

Running around, eating pills, listening to loud repetitive electronic music.

I think the phrase you are looking for is 'raver'.

Running around, eating pills, listening to loud repetitive electronic music.
Think of the children, think of the children!

I think the phrase you are looking for is 'raver'.

Running around, eating pills, listening to loud repetitive electronic music.
Fleeing in terror from 'ghosts'.

Humpty Dumpty isn't a very nice story, either.

Humpty Dumpty isn't a very nice story, either.
It's about S & M. Think about. it.

Okay, so Pac Man is a foreigner in the maze.
How can you prove it's not Pac Man's maze, and the ghosts are the invaders?

It's about S & M. Think about. it.
I was wondering about the men in uniform, and the part about the horses made me wonder if it was about zoophilia.

It's about S & M. Think about. it.
How is it?
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses
And all the kings men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

How can you prove it's not Pac Man's maze, and the ghosts are the invaders?
He looks so confused and is searching for a way out. The blotches are happy and know the territory. They even defend the fruit, their fruit.

He looks so confused and is searching for a way out. The blotches are happy and know the territory. They even defend the fruit, their fruit.
Their fruit? Or the fruit they stole from Pac Man that he is trying to recover?

He's an addict, the ghosts were actually police trying to stop his drug induced rampage.

That reminds me, I still have to do my revealing report on the true nature of Mario.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
A back alley wall, as in the Red Light District
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Fall in this sense has sexual implications. He 'fell' on someone.
All the kings horses
Obvious beastiality.
And all the kings men
Gay sexual masters
Couldn't put Humpty together again[/I]
A large orgy took place in which Humpty was violently engaged.

That reminds me, I still have to do my revealing report on the true nature of Mario.
I hope you don't mean to reiterate the 'mario is communist propaganda' thing.

Their fruit? Or the fruit they stole from Pac Man that he is trying to recover?
You have no proof that they stole it. We see Pac Man dazed and confused, stealing the fruit and making his escape.

A back alley wall, as in the Red Light District

Fall in this sense has sexual implications. He 'fell' on someone.

Obvious beastiality.

Gay sexual masters

A large orgy took place in which Humpty was violently engaged.
I've been scarred for life!







Crap, I can't sue the writers of Humpty Dumpty. Nevermind.

I hope you don't mean to reiterate the 'mario is communist propaganda' thing.
And pro-drugs.
Communist druggie teens are the offspring of mario!

Pac Man is a hero!

Proof?

This great* movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWL6j0SvqV0).

*exaggeration

Ah come on, just leave the Hungry-Hungry Pill Popper alone.

Ah come on, just leave the Hungry-Hungry Pill Popper alone.
He's the Charlie Manson of the video game world!

He's the Charlie Manson of the video game world!

Oh, so you mean he didn't actually do anything?

ZING!

Pac Man = Illegal Immigrants

There, I said it...I knew someone with 1 post would say it sooner or later, so better now than then.

Pac Man = Illegal Immigrants

There, I said it...I knew someone with 1 post would say it sooner or later, so better now than then.

How? It's clearly the ghosts who are helpless immigrants. Pac-Man is the superduperpatriotwanker who eats them, just because he can.

How? It's clearly the ghosts who are helpless immigrants. Pac-Man is the superduperpatriotwanker who eats them, just because he can.

Pills=Oil

Big Pills=9/11

Ghosts=Axis of Evil

Pac Man is George W. Bush!

Pills=Oil

Big Pills=9/11

Ghosts=Axis of Evil

Pac Man is George W. Bush!

Ah jeez. I can't believe I never saw that.

Ah jeez. I can't believe I never saw that.

This game is deep...I can only wonder at what secrets the E.T: The Extraterrestrial game is hiding, buried in a pit in the desert!

This game is deep...I can only wonder at what secrets the E.T: The Extraterrestrial game is hiding, buried in a pit in the desert!

Whatever it is, you won't find it out by clicking on this link. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rt_3_bQVJU&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ekotaku%2Ecom%2Fgaming%2Fmusic%2Fthe%2Det%2Datari%2Dgame%2Dmusic%2Dvideo%2D17 0169%2Ephp)

Pac Man ensorses cannibalism

This game is deep...I can only wonder at what secrets the E.T: The Extraterrestrial game is hiding, buried in a pit in the desert!

Quick, grab my shovel!

...Hm. Something about that didn't sound right.

How can you prove it's not Pac Man's maze, and the ghosts are the invaders?

The ghosts' home is in the middle of the frickin maze, how is it not their home?

Pac Man is a hero!

He is the heroic socialist, fighting for his fair share of the pills that the bourgeois ghosts are hoarding for themselves! They don't even use them, they're just hoarding them for the sake of hoarding! Capitalist pig-ghosts, that they are.

When our hero eats one of those big pills... The Revolution begins, comrades!

Pacman is a tuberculosis bacterium.

The field is inside the human body. The little yellow dots represent cells that the bacterium "eats".

The Ghosts represent the body's natural defenses; specifically lymphocytes. You'll notice they have a more humanish appearence than Pacman.

The larger pills, you'll notice, dye them blue, while Pacman stays the same colour; retaining colour in a gram test while other cells turn blue is one of the properties of the M. Tuberculosis. The use of Ghosts is a sort of irony, given that the Tuberculosis bacterium is itself considered a Ghost Cell.

You'll also notice that after contact with the ghosts, Pacman dies by his own construction and eventually disappearing with a sort of pop. This is similar to the effect that a cytotoxic T-lymphocyte would have by passing a trans-membrane protein to it, causing the target cell to move into an apoptosis process.

The Tuberculosis bacterium is also resistant to disinfectants that weaken normal cells. An introduction of these into the body would give the bacterium the advantage and allow him to consume weakened white cells. Hence, the power pellet. If the lymphocyte was weakened, it wouldn't be able to force the active uptake of the protein, thus leaving it an open target for the bacterium.

And finally, Tuberculosis would have been a well-known condition in Japan around the 1980's. Two cultural celebrities in particular - Okita Soji, a member of the often-mentioned Shinsengumi of the Meiji revolution, and Masaoka Shiki, the poet who revived haikuism - both are known for having suffered and died from the disease at the time between 19th and 20th centuries. The disease is surpassed in terms of infection rates in Asia only by the Third World, and has been since at least the 1800s.

There ya go. Pacman's sinister side.

The ghosts' home is in the middle of the frickin maze, how is it not their home?
Air drop.

I hope you don't mean to reiterate the 'mario is communist propaganda' thing.
Goodness no. Mario is evil of his own accord.

If it was pacman's fruit, and the blobs trying to steal it, then whos maze was it? what if it was the other way around? I am confused. I just think pacman owns and thats all

Heh, I just read all of this and now there is a banner ad for Pac-Man World 3's Joltco review at the top of my screen.

Anyway, Mario is a drug junkie. He jumps about fifty feet in the air screaming "WHEEWHOO!!!" The bullets have smiley faces. The mushrooms give you superpowers. Itallian plumber? No, Italian drug-mafia!

A vicious killer...All those poor dots :( ...and ghosts :( ...screw the fruit :mad:

Has anyone else noticed the pac man reviews up at the top of the screen?....IT'S WATCHING US! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

Pac Man, like all early eighties video game entities, is a Tragic Greek Figure.

He's cursed to run around that maze eating the pellets chased by the four ghosts of the sins of his life and when he finishes-he has to do it all over again, forever, without end until the ghosts eventually devour him.

Just as Q*Bert is doomed to hop up and down that pyramid over and over again for all eternity, and no matter how many people Defender rescues he will eventually die and the aliens will take over.

What the greeks considered an eternity of torment is what we as kids forked over quarter after quarter for.

Pacman is a tuberculosis bacterium.
~~snip~~

**believes**

Actually, the guy who invented him got the idea from a pizza missing a slice. How original.

Anyway, if pac-man is a murderer, what is that guy who played like a million games in a row?

Actually, the guy who invented him got the idea from a pizza missing a slice. How original.

Anyway, if pac-man is a murderer, what is that guy who played like a million games in a row?

A general :p

He's an addict, the ghosts were actually police trying to stop his drug induced rampage.

So those "power pellets" are just really PCP then?

**believes**

*Also believes*

Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde are at least completely innocent, and are cought up in this tragedy without any ways to escape their impending doom.

Yes, they do have names you know!! :mad:

Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde are at least completely innocent, and are cought up in this tragedy without any ways to escape their impending doom.

Yes, they do have names you know!! :mad:

:p Duh. Gonna tell us Samus is female now? :D

*Also believes*
Compelling, isn't it? =)

:p Duh. Gonna tell us Samus is female now? :D
Awhoandawhatnow? :confused:

I just had to vent, after seeing them refered to only as 'ghosts' or 'blotches' throughout this thread.

They are not just some second-rate videogame villains! They have names!

That reminds me, I still have to do my revealing report on the true nature of Mario.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mariocommunist
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/console.php
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/flash/Peoples_Mario/

Is Mario good or evil....see for yourself...